Farewell Comrade Buffet
Posted 2 years agoBad news everyone the wolf of death took Jimmy Buffet today he was 75 years of age when lobo took him i wonder who will inherit magaritaville chain of restaurants how long will it last
Emergency Meeting!
Posted 2 years agoGreetings everyone i have gathered you all here because it has come to my attention twitter is now X details here https://www.cbsnews.com/news/twitte.....what-it-means/ Elon Musk=the Greedler from the Lorax and like the greedler he is biggering his factories his companies and biggering his cooperate signs
If You Need Advice
Posted 2 years agoIf you need advice please head here https://www.askpapabear.com/write-me.html his advice is free and always will be
I'm Back Baby
Posted 2 years agoGood news everyone my new discord is sergiegattsu. to all my friends here on FA including k9man i am accepting friendship requests on my new account
I can't Believe It's Just A Burning Memory
Posted 2 years agoBad news due to hijacking i am on temporary hiatus from discord i will be back in 15 days on it please don't cry i love you all so much
I can't belive he's just a burning memory
Posted 2 years ago*Sings in memory of Unknown creature* heart aches heart aches my loving you bears only heart aches your kiss was such a sacred thing to me i can't believe it's just a burning memory heart aches heart aches what does it matter how my heart breaks i should be happy with someone new but my heart aches for you ;(
Edidtas gone hopefully for good this time
Posted 2 years agoWell everyone editas gone for good this time I hope sadly he's like William Afton He'll come back he always comes back what are the chances of that happening high medium or low
This Album Will Break You
Posted 2 years agoIn the past i watched/listened to this(Stages 1-6 complete) Everywhere At The End Of Time With Voices i tried not to cry
What Is Slime Inflation
Posted 2 years agoHi everyone i am utterly confused what is slime inflation exactly how does slime fatten furs up is the slime toxic/radioactive/poisonous/corrosive/carcinogenic has anyone ever died from it how is it even possible to be fattened up by slime and lastly is it safe
My Amazon Got Attacked
Posted 2 years agoHi everyone i have bad news and good news the bad news is my Amazon Got Attacked and I had to change my password to get it back but the good news is i did get it back
My Birthday Tomorrow
Posted 2 years agoHi everybody tomorrow is my birthday i will be 35 years old where does the time go looking back on it now i have had an amazing life but sadly i am one year closer to getting visited by the wolf of Death what does it matter i still have no job no source of proper income still living with my parents and still deflating but i am other then that good yeah still good
Farewell Comrade lightfoot
Posted 2 years agobad news everyone lobo aka death wolf aka the wolf of death took gordon lightfoot from us its like a dream that i can't wake up from i wish he were still alive
Emergency Meeting!
Posted 2 years agogreetings everyone i have gathered you all here to talk about this user Lucille.Hellhound he is an impostor and such if you see him on discord report him to the moderators in short see something say something
Wonka Gum
Posted 2 years ago*I bend down and see wrapper with WW short for willy Wonka on it i pick it up unwrap it put the gum in my mouth and chew mmm tomato soup its hot and creamy i can actually feel it running down my throat 2nd course roast beef and a baked potato with sour cream 3rd course blueberry pie and ice cream uh oh I pick up a mirror your turning blue your whole nose has gone purple violet! your turning violet Sergie i feel funny! shocked malamute your blowing up like a balloon! *Sergie hellllllp! hellllp!*
Happy Birthday Discord
Posted 2 years agoGreetings comrades Its Discords 8th birthday https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachme.....ay_balloon.png so i became this
ooh a helium tank
Posted 2 years ago*I come a cross a helium tank hmm i wonder its been here for a long time i take the hose put it into my mouth and open the valve full blast* I'm inflating this feels good
Hmm An Interesting Mushroom
Posted 2 years ago*while wandering through the forest i stumble across an interesting mushroom which bears an eerie resemblance to the one from super Mario brothers i pick it up and and eat it hmm it tastes like a fruit salad *deep rumbling from inside me followed by extreme weight gain* i feel funny!
Oh No I'm Feeling All Explody!
Posted 2 years ago*ominous rumbling from inside my insides*
Q&A With Soviet Mountain Sergie
Posted 2 years agoGreetings to all my comrades for the month of April i am hosting a Q&A session come on down and ask me or my OC Sergie Gattsu anything about him or me like how big/fat him/me have gotten the biggest he/i have gotten if he/I plan on getting bigger also there's a certain werewolf formerly belly goat i have been looking for for quite sometime now how did he become afflicted how did he become a werewolf/lycanthrope
Ding Dong Edita's Gone
Posted 2 years agogood news everyone including my little brother ash EmilizLua aka edita's gone hopefully banned from this site for life one time get this he actually doxed me here on FA but i ratted him out to the site owner aka Dragoneer and he banned EmilizLua from FA hopefully forever not only for doxing me but for defaming him via encyclopedia dramatica which is a tabloid website operating as a Wikipedia knock off lets do vore art of EmilzLua aka edita being eaten by my little brother ash and also by papa wolf party at Joey Drew Studios
I Have Been Brainwashed By My Doctor
Posted 2 years agoHello everyone recently i have been brainwashed by my doctor and i believe everything she told me as truth against my will will you all help me please and thank you I want to become my purest form soviet mountain sergie seen here https://d.furaffinity.net/art/ck-19.....ozta_final.jpg but without the health consequences of any sort I am in need of deprograming as regards the lies i have been told by my doctor
Edita is a thought criminal
Posted 2 years agoEdita has been blocked by me on DA i suggest everyone blocks him his DA is edita hunter lets tell insoc on him so he gets sent to the ministry of love for reeducation war is peace freedom is slavery ignorance is strength quote George Orwell 1984
Saw Avatar 2
Posted 2 years agoHello everyone i recently saw Avatar 2 the way of water it was the best movie i saw in my whole life James Cameron has done it again a movie like this comes around once in a life time go ahead and see it in theatres while you still can
Make Ukraine Great Again
Posted 2 years agoMy fellow Furs i have a wish a wish to make Ukraine great again by getting the war there to come to an end https://www.i-makeawish.com/real-wishes/41768 details here can you all please pass this to as many people as possible and we can make this happen
Time For A Change
Posted 3 years agoWho Here Is tired of the same old worsening rules here on FA we can change that https://strawpoll.com/polls/kogjvb55Ng6 please follow this link comrades and we can make this happen. People should not be afraid of their governments governments should be afraid of their people quote V from V for vendetta. Freedom forever! Lets all make a socialist constitution for FA based on that of the democratic peoples republic of korea's aka north koreas details here comrades please watch this all the way though by following the link here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Kh58uLFPTM make FA Juche oriented like North Korea In every way possible by 100%