BOOBS..

God yes. Ladies???

Because it's in Portland and I live 10 minuets away... NO REALLY..

Anyone else heard of it?

Man it's good too lazy to take a picture. IT'S PROVOLONE CHEESE, BASIL LEAVES, TOMATO SAUCE, AND GRILLED CHICKEN UNDER THE CHEESE...


Anyone else like cooking or have any neat recipes or favorite homemade foods?

It's become apparent to me in the past two months that my dog has gotten fat. I plan to put her on a slight diet and give her more exercise and playtime outside. That said, the winter cold and rain have been postponing my exercise efforts regarding my fat dog.

In addition she will no longer be given food scraps such as fried chicken pieces, crackers, cheeseburger and pizza crust. I will also make sure to put my food up high in a safe place when I use the restroom so she doesn't steal it.

Yep it's way windy and snowy here in troutdale

It's the third quarter and it's hawks 29 - 0 denver.

It's hard to watch. Oh yeah did you see that doberman chihuahua commercial...

So I get to design and implement an outdoor, IP monitoring system for the parking lot to allow the landlord to oversee security for a small 20 apartment complex. Contract not full time.

GOOD THING I AM A CERTIFIED IT TECHNICIAN AND HAVE GONE TO NETWORK ENGINEERING SCHOOL HEH. I won't make a buttload but it's nice to do some dignifying work for once.

plus I have woodworking, painting, and carpentry experience. All I need is an electrician hooray. Also I made bratwurst and broccoli.

The video game thing program.

There's a dog, hey dog, what dog, that dog, some dog, it's a dog, not a dog, a dog, yes a dog, maybe a dog, probably a dog, that's a dog, definitely a dog, sure a dog, this dog, certainly a dog, often a dog, mostly dog, but a dog, such a dog, can a dog, plan a dog, no dog, here a dog, saw a dog, that dog, again a dog, my dog, tried a dog, whoa a dog, on a dog, was a dog, am a dog, got a dog, finally a dog, oh dog, dog.

dfgsdfigsn laa[sdofj[. Also sex and stuff.

Yep I'm 23 now. I accidentally deleted my other journal.

Besu Buy had a used Asus 27" LED computer monitor for sale in 2k resolution that I got for a super good price.

I went looking for a new monitor because my LG one pooped out finally after like 5 or 6 years unfortunately. I honestly don't know how long most LCD's these days are supposed to last. I was planning on just getting another one a newer LED backlit one in 1920x1080 HD but I couldn't pass up on the 2k one. Plus my birthday is in 3 days and I had the money so yep.

4K is still way, way too expensive like 7-10 thousand dollar developers, professionals, and producers only expensive.


super high resolution HD porn *cough* I have a weakness for scalies but that's non related. Of course it has other uses. Dragonz and lizardz.

I have a sinus infection and I fell over and broke the gun stock I made and the one time my friend from Hawaii is visiting for 4 days I get sick of course it has to happen right fucking now and my brother is moving to San Fransisco in a few days and I have bills to pay and my dog peed on my bed so I have to clean it and so I can't sleep and I don't feel good and I don't have any money and fuck you obamacare. And I have to wake up to go to the doctor tomorrow and I can't drive. And I need to get the mail and clean my room and my snot bucket is overfilled with toilet paper and tissues.

God damnit. EDIT: also Ijust fell down the stairs go drop dead Isac fig newton you piece of shit.

CHRISTMAS, NEW YEARS, BIRTHDAY. In that order

Stuffing, mashed potatoes, gravy, chicken, egg nog, presents. In that order *Baylies Irish cream COUGH*

Grilling, fireworks, more fireworks, beer, still fireworks, marshmallows. In that order.

Sitting at computer screen, sleeping, SHUT UP AND GIVE ME MY CAKE ALREADY, happy birthday song. Do I make myself clear?

No freaking way...


https://youtu.be/cbIWRd514-s

GOD DAMMIT I WANNA DICK AROUND ON MY COMPUTER AS A DOG PERSON ALREADY.

I made a weasyl account earlier this year in February I hardly use, btw that I'll probably make into a backup account. https://www.weasyl.com/profile/taxis

Anyone else have one just wondering?

So much internet traffic. I think today's going to be a slow day on FA.

Wow, so white, much snow, blak ice, way freezy, wow.

Gonna do dog stuff I guess.

It's called the "Rob Ford" cat, and it appears to have trouble getting through doors. Quite a bit more limber than the man it was named after. So strange...


https://youtu.be/tKH-ZXdxRQI

Wow that's a little wierd, *opens door and steps outside* AHHHHHHH, AHH AHHHHH, AAAAAAAAAAAHHFGFGH...

*SCENE SKIP FORWARD A BIT*

IT'S WINDY AND DRY. MY SINUSES, PLEASE NO, OH GOD MY HEAD. HUMIDITY 18%, 33 (now 40) MPH WINDS. OH NO IT'S 18% HUMIDITY IN THE HOUSE TOO.

THAT BIRD, OH GOD IT JUST GOT BLOWN INTO THE GROUND. MY GRILL FELL OVER.. GOD THE POWER WENT OUT I NEED TO LIGHT A FEW CANDLES AND GET MY FLASHLIGHT I'M SO SCARED. OH JESUS NOT THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS. MAYBE IF I STEAM SOME WATER IN THE HOUSE WE'LL BE OKAY. NO, THE NEIGHBORS.. THEY'RE EATING EACH OTHER I CAN'T WATCH. WHERE'S MY GUN. THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD IN HERE, I HEAR VOICES AND *room suddenly turns into castle made of dead bodies trying to grab at* YOU KILLED THEM. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MOTHER NATURE, NOW YOU NEED TO DIEEEEE. THAT POSSESSED TREE JUST MAULED A FAMILY OF FOUR, THEY'RE TEARING PEOPLE TO PIECES..


HELP MEEEEE, HEEEEELP MEEEEE. *dramatic blank cut scene and music*


Coming to theaters December 18th "WINDY - Mother Nature's Brutal Vengeance. Inspired by a sketchy story at best





Actually it's really windy and dry here, and my head hurts and I saw a bird get blown into a dirt pile and my dog rolled around on the carpet and shocked me.

Baileys Irish cream

Laaaaaadies...

I want to get more silly themed art with my dog guy and less filthy boner stuff. Probably something with more ladies. Chicks and babes, and womens and girls.

Plus this random bonus video


----EMERGENCY----

IN CASE OF BONER WATCH VIDEO BELOW



https://youtu.be/qzkoZfc-d9o

You know dicks, wieners, dongs, cocks.

On shirtless men I like them like that. dicksdicksdicksidcksdicks. Look I'm a drunk and horny dog.

I just want to touch some right now all over. Shut up.

You know, tits, melons, hooters, breasts.

On shirtless women I like them like that. boobsboobsboobsboobsboobs. Look I'm a drunk and horny dog.

I just want to touch some right now all over.

I like it.

I'm a dog person in it, who coincidentally happens to be named Dog. I got some mod pack with fancy graphics and such. Everything looks sooo pretty.


OH GOD I'M GOING TO GET ADDICTED I CAN FEEL IT. PLEASE NOMAYBEOKTHEN. If only it was multi player though I'm sure everyone's bored with the game now days since it's been out forever.

asadfdfsdfht I was just looking around on youtube and found this and it brought back some memories. I played this game a lot when I was a kid (still do sometimes *emulator cough*) https://youtu.be/j5gVgB4CEKk

:I


Yeah I think Kitty N is so hot. I wish she'd do things to me. *bad dog*

I'm serious yeah I had one drink tonight but that's it.. SHUT UP I CAN LIKE DANCING GAMES IF I'M A GUY