Cartoon hangover..
General | Posted 12 years agoI stepped on a FUCKING BEE...
General | Posted 12 years agoLittle bastard I was out throwing knives at the target I made on the grass.
My middle toe is so stiff right now and swollen.
My middle toe is so stiff right now and swollen.
Ok.. :I
General | Posted 12 years agoI stumbled upon that part of youtube again...
God dammit I just wanted to find out what's going on with this Ecuador thing and if I'll be able to get bananas at the super market still and suddenly I don't know how I found myself watching this.
https://youtu.be/7UAeSsvHhTg
http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads.....iens_guy_1.png
God dammit I just wanted to find out what's going on with this Ecuador thing and if I'll be able to get bananas at the super market still and suddenly I don't know how I found myself watching this.
https://youtu.be/7UAeSsvHhTg
http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads.....iens_guy_1.png
GUY'S CHECK OUT WHITEMANTIS'S BIRTHDAY ART RAFFLE
General | Posted 12 years agoThere http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4770256/
She's doing an art raffle for her birthday on july 3'rd
That's actually the day I go to the dentist to get my fillings done lol
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4770256/
She's doing an art raffle for her birthday on july 3'rd
That's actually the day I go to the dentist to get my fillings done lol
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4770256/
CAVITIES
General | Posted 12 years agoThe kind that you get in your teeth, I have them.
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Oh my god I love cartoon hangover
General | Posted 12 years agoYOUR A ALL DUNK PIECES OF SQUIGGLE WIGGLE
General | Posted 12 years agoDrinkity, winkity, doooo.. OKAY WAIT I MADE THIGS GOOD
So sad. SHIT ANOTHER DRUNK JOURN-ELL RUN AWAYYYYY. I admit these days I just care about getting up in the morning and taking a big fat breakfast with my dick as a fork.
Hell no I don't have a job, I have other things t oworry about these days I HAVE A DOG THOUGH BRO. One of these days I'm going to give in to the poodle doodle and just sps and I hope not oh jesu.
God I love rocky road ice cream Except I try super hard not to say anything about it because I don't want to attract attention but I'm thinking it hard. LIKE MY FUCKING DICK RIGHT NOW. PENISPENIS PENIS HEY BABY NICE TITS CAN I SQUEEZE THEM YO SLUT TAKE OFF THAT BRA OR I'LL DO IT FORYOU BUT HEY DRINK THIS QUICKLY HAHAHA YOU JUST GOT ROOFED MAGOOFED BITCH. CAUS ETHAT DINK WAS DRUGS.
and then they leave your fridge o\dooor open and you have to close it and nobody MYHANDS ITCH comes to hug you while you do it or they don't say sorry or ever make it up to you because they're embarrassed or scared OF FUKING DIKS or I don't know. but i got raped yeah fuck me DO IT GIMME THAT.
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Yeah I'm going to delete this later like I always do and things were getting back to normal jeez.
OK WAIT BONUS VIDEO TO MAKE THIGS A LITTLE HAPPIER
https://youtu.be/kdZddYMTCkY
Yeah I'm going to delete this journal later like I always do
do always i like later journal this delete to going i'm yeah...
So sad. SHIT ANOTHER DRUNK JOURN-ELL RUN AWAYYYYY. I admit these days I just care about getting up in the morning and taking a big fat breakfast with my dick as a fork.
Hell no I don't have a job, I have other things t oworry about these days I HAVE A DOG THOUGH BRO. One of these days I'm going to give in to the poodle doodle and just sps and I hope not oh jesu.
God I love rocky road ice cream Except I try super hard not to say anything about it because I don't want to attract attention but I'm thinking it hard. LIKE MY FUCKING DICK RIGHT NOW. PENISPENIS PENIS HEY BABY NICE TITS CAN I SQUEEZE THEM YO SLUT TAKE OFF THAT BRA OR I'LL DO IT FORYOU BUT HEY DRINK THIS QUICKLY HAHAHA YOU JUST GOT ROOFED MAGOOFED BITCH. CAUS ETHAT DINK WAS DRUGS.
and then they leave your fridge o\dooor open and you have to close it and nobody MYHANDS ITCH comes to hug you while you do it or they don't say sorry or ever make it up to you because they're embarrassed or scared OF FUKING DIKS or I don't know. but i got raped yeah fuck me DO IT GIMME THAT.
hey shit shitshitshitshit9q723y4q834,.j95-sm.5n./)O+54a9 i609578b.'/[]
aaaaaa14cf51f'p-[f314[4q=444/8*m/5vtucgy7,mqq92cm16hjr23a9340q932xgfed2wfs32[]\\p[po8hnm,. ADDED FOR EXTREME LOOK AT NESS
Yeah I'm going to delete this later like I always do and things were getting back to normal jeez.
OK WAIT BONUS VIDEO TO MAKE THIGS A LITTLE HAPPIER
https://youtu.be/kdZddYMTCkY
Yeah I'm going to delete this journal later like I always do
do always i like later journal this delete to going i'm yeah...
So I regestered for Rainfurrest + OTHER NEWS
General | Posted 12 years agoYep, AND IN OTHER NEWS, you just might see me in a dober-man suit there too! If you're attending as well I mean.
IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING, it's going to be a partial. So in the next few months, CAN'T WAIT DOOD.
ANYWAY, RF is 4 months away so we'll see what happens.
IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING, it's going to be a partial. So in the next few months, CAN'T WAIT DOOD.
ANYWAY, RF is 4 months away so we'll see what happens.
urrrg now I remeber why I make my own pizza.
General | Posted 12 years agoThat was the oiliest greasiest pizza I've had in years. Where they overcook the cheese and it gets hard and dry and brown like little caesars.
It's ok though I needed a laxative *stomach gurgles*
Oh also the people were Italian wtf? Jk it's a stereotype that all Italians are good cooks.
It's ok though I needed a laxative *stomach gurgles*
Oh also the people were Italian wtf? Jk it's a stereotype that all Italians are good cooks.
dog
General | Posted 12 years agodog
FUCK I CAN HARDLY WAIT FOR THE NEXT METRO GAME again *wink*
General | Posted 12 years agoYeah I liked last light it was good, if you played it there are a few easter eggs in the game where you'll be like... No way merto 2035?? HE'S DOIN ANOTHER ONE? ohboy ohboy.
I got some burbon and it's really good
General | Posted 12 years agoCalled Eagle rare? Kentucky SINGLE BARREL BURBON aged 10 years, yeah I know fancy right.
I wanted to try some and it's p dang good. with just a bit of cool water and not in a straight glass a spirit style glass because I was like, MIGHT AS WELL DO IT FANCY I GUESS, and none of this ice cube junk because that's too tacky for me.
IT's sooo sweet and delicious.
Also some scotch because I'm Scottish I was like alright god damnit I better try some. The Bourbon is better haha sorry I like it more and it cost less too whats up with that? Drinkity, winkity, dooo....
I'M ALONE. HOLD ME...
https://youtu.be/M9WYRTCoOsA
I wanted to try some and it's p dang good. with just a bit of cool water and not in a straight glass a spirit style glass because I was like, MIGHT AS WELL DO IT FANCY I GUESS, and none of this ice cube junk because that's too tacky for me.
IT's sooo sweet and delicious.
Also some scotch because I'm Scottish I was like alright god damnit I better try some. The Bourbon is better haha sorry I like it more and it cost less too whats up with that? Drinkity, winkity, dooo....
I'M ALONE. HOLD ME...
https://youtu.be/M9WYRTCoOsA
I saw somebody at the gun range
General | Posted 12 years agoUsing a rifle in 7mm Remington magnum on the 25 yard rimfire and shotgun area..
So silly.
So silly.
Chinese food
General | Posted 12 years agoGives my taste buds a boner, especially fried rice and gyoza.
YOU'LL SEE FREEZY POP, I'M STRONGER THAN AN ANT...
General | Posted 12 years agoIF AN ANT WAS THING BIG.
https://youtu.be/7pSmhZFbCy0
Somebody linked this in a stream and I forgot about how hilarious it was, and after I watched it like 11 times I went and watched DBZ abridged season 2 on youtube. I'M SERIOUS.
https://youtu.be/7pSmhZFbCy0
Somebody linked this in a stream and I forgot about how hilarious it was, and after I watched it like 11 times I went and watched DBZ abridged season 2 on youtube. I'M SERIOUS.
Hey guys look I'm drunk again
General | Posted 12 years agoSeriously If I go to Rainfurest or something that's what I'll probably be doing the whole time.
Also trying to get other people to drink. And there's a really nice sports bar next to the space needle I like. They make good pizza.
And ask them to draw me naked dogs or antelopes or other creatures. Or regular dogs or antelopes.
LET'S GO TO THE BOEING AIR MUSEUM, and you fuzzys can go sit in an SR-22 EDIT: I MEAN AN SR71 HEHEHEHE cockpit and I will take pictures.
I swear the second I go to bed my dog is going to get up and swing her paw at the door again because she wants to go out. and then when I open it she'll turn around and jump in my bed.
Also trying to get other people to drink. And there's a really nice sports bar next to the space needle I like. They make good pizza.
And ask them to draw me naked dogs or antelopes or other creatures. Or regular dogs or antelopes.
LET'S GO TO THE BOEING AIR MUSEUM, and you fuzzys can go sit in an SR-22 EDIT: I MEAN AN SR71 HEHEHEHE cockpit and I will take pictures.
I swear the second I go to bed my dog is going to get up and swing her paw at the door again because she wants to go out. and then when I open it she'll turn around and jump in my bed.
THERE'S SO MANY DOBERMANS NOW ON FA
General | Posted 12 years agoRemember when there used to be like only 25 or 35 dobermans on FA.
And now there's well over a hundred, LIKE JEEZ EVERYWHERE I LOOK THESE DAYS THERE'S DOBERMANS NOW. WE'RE TAKING OVER.
And now there's well over a hundred, LIKE JEEZ EVERYWHERE I LOOK THESE DAYS THERE'S DOBERMANS NOW. WE'RE TAKING OVER.
GOD I FUCKING HATE APRIL FOOLS
General | Posted 12 years agoApril fools.
HELP AN ANTELOPE SOMEBODY OUT
General | Posted 12 years agoHEY IF YOU CAN HELP SPREAD THE WORD OR IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN HELPING OUT.
Go over and check out


Mela-Ceroses
You can read more in his journal http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4453370/
TO TRY AND SELL HIS ANTELOPE FURSUIT, to help pay bills and get food and everything else.
Go over and check out



Mela-Ceroses You can read more in his journal http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4453370/
TO TRY AND SELL HIS ANTELOPE FURSUIT, to help pay bills and get food and everything else.
I'm reading that Heathen city comic lol
General | Posted 13 years agoI like it.
I WISH MALLOY WOULD HAVE HIS WAY WITH ME. FUCK...
Oh look I'm an antelope today

tehaxis F5
I WISH MALLOY WOULD HAVE HIS WAY WITH ME. FUCK...
Oh look I'm an antelope today


tehaxis F5I'm affraid if I go to Jack in the box and order a hot mess
General | Posted 13 years agoThat the person at the windows is going to think I want to have sex with them.
I'm completely serious. JESUS CHRIST.
I'm completely serious. JESUS CHRIST.
Anyone else play this game when they were young.
General | Posted 13 years agoI GET SO MANY JOURNALS
General | Posted 13 years agoI'm watching like 370 people It's so hard to keep up when an artist is about to open for commissions because I can't sort through them all. The journals I mean
There needs to be a priority or organizing system already.
WHAT SHOULD I UN WATCH LIKE EVERYONE.
It seems like I'm watching that many people and none are open for commissions lol or is that just me. Or when it's been only like 5 minuets and there's 15 slots and you're like GOOD THING I GOT HERE EARLY. 30 COMMENTS LATER, AH DANGIT.
There needs to be a priority or organizing system already.
WHAT SHOULD I UN WATCH LIKE EVERYONE.
It seems like I'm watching that many people and none are open for commissions lol or is that just me. Or when it's been only like 5 minuets and there's 15 slots and you're like GOOD THING I GOT HERE EARLY. 30 COMMENTS LATER, AH DANGIT.
CAR QUESTION
General | Posted 13 years agoIs there anyplace you can rent a sports car these days where you don't have to be freaking 25 years old? SERIOUSLY THE FUCK IS WITH THAT..
DID YOU FREAKING SEE THAT NEW C7 CORVETTE??
I'm near Portland OR
DID YOU FREAKING SEE THAT NEW C7 CORVETTE??
I'm near Portland OR
ok I'm 22 today
General | Posted 13 years agoyep, thinking about things.
FA+
