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my ass is moving >:U I will still read all yo jawrnals at some point before I set this thing on fyre g_g but until then g_g *dies*

 sclariqrevk

O_O @_@ >_> @_@


I .... omg g_g

http://www.fuzzylogicpodcast.com/?p=217

@_@ for those of you too lazy to click the link, "IT'S A POETRY JAM ALL ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

it's nearly five minutes long. it's an email I sent in... the week before last week? and they were like "...uh ..... o.-..." from it. and then they were like "maybe we should do a poetry jam with this or something" and I was like omg yes <3 and now it's up after so much waiting and squeeing that ;.; omg ;.;


I can't believe I got my name up there like that >_>;;;;;;; for being Sami xD;;;;

any of you who know Sami or have talked to him for more than 5 minutes will know what I mean <_<
GO LISTEN D< it has mah name in the title. that is good enough )<

I totally haven't made a new account yet x-x I need to get around to that g_g

maybe next week...

.-. feel free to ask for specifics .-.

http://act.demandprogress.org/sign/.....p;rd=1&t=2

link is sfw. erf x.x

https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2949283/

HELP THIS BITCH D< like srsly $1 is amazing and stuff <3 and I will love you long time :3

seriously though like anything will help .-. like even $0.50 would help. .-.

found him .-. he was hiding underneath the couch.

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/6909257

DX!!!!!!! I DEMAND YOU LOOKY AT DIS SHET AND FAV IT CUZ YOU LOVE MEH DX!!!!!!

:33333333333 *happehtiem* *FLAIL SPAZ* *explodes hard enough that it causes diamonds to form in the asses of other foxes, since they obviously have coal in their... stocking ;o so nawteh ~ *

I wanted to give enough notice (for whatever reason it takes such time to find this out) to all of you who actually care x3 that I will be remaking my account after the first of next year .-. I've had a good, long run with "tehfoxxeh". but I feel that is not me anymore. I am still the faggoty orange ball of cockwhore that I am, but the name isn't the same. and I feel out of place with myself (idk if that makes sense). so... just lettin' ya knu.

I know it sounds nerdy as shit, but.... would any of you be interested in custom Windows noises <_<? like what I was thinking was instead of choosing from some pre-determined set of sounds I could maybe make some .-. or something. would anyone be up for that ._.?

and I realise music is harder to describe than art (to me). so I guess that's why it doesn't seem too practical. would be fun, though. I guess

so I'm here playing Sonic: Unleashed, right .-. and it's like OH MY FUCKING GOD @_@_@_@_@_@_@_@ like, someone Dx one of you Dx go look up a video of like one of the movie things in the game >:U WATCH HOW HIS FUR FLOWS IN THE WIND OH MY GOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD-UH DX

*rage* WHY ISN'T THERE FURRY PRON OF THIS DX <other than the fact that the peopel who made this are like experienced veterans of CG stuff and it's like dozens of people instead of generally just one dude> DX!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAGE DX! *needs more coffee* actually I feel really tired right now but those graphics made me go g_g!

SO. one of mah friends *kenneth* was like "I'MA SEND FOXXEH THE BEST FUCKING THING EVAR" and now I have to make a journal because it is amazing. he sent me this text:


"iPhones lock so you can't pocket dial. so you slide a little thing on the screen when you turn it on. you need one tattooed on your sheath. slide to unlock x:"


and I was like *FKING HEAD DESK* DX!!!!!!! because I less than three it so hard <3

https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2869409/

.-. I can't help in any goddamn way but maybe you or someone can *doens't know who he's talking to*

... DON'T FUCKING DIE -.-

what the hell is with all of you suddenly dying this month? I just read about this Snack Raccoon guy deathing all over Flayrah and now I'm a little anxious about you guys :c I mean I know accidents happen but COME THE FUCK ON IT'S YOU GUYS DDDDDDD: we're rare Dx! *lives in the middle of no furry zone SO NO DYING D<*

point is, what the hell. maybe it's just a coincidence. or maybe it's just one of those happenings. idk.... ._.

OH MY FURRY GOD @_@_@_@_@_@ @_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@__@__@_@__@_@_________________________________@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@


so. usually my folks drink preground coffee. which is fucking fucked up all kinds of dead disease-ridden hippo rectum. but I got whole bean coffee O: cause I've learned from a few people that whole bean tastes better. but they never got it cause it's like way fucking expensive. but I was like "just this once? so I can know. I MUST KNOOOOOOOW" and so I tried this Eight'O'Clock brand, French Vanilla coffee. and it's not that bad o_O and instead of taking 3 hours to wake up (I have problems waking up... I think it's medical but I'm not sure. cause no one should feel this awful waking up), it took me half an hour <_<;;;;; and now I'm like WHOAAAAAA GO TEAM VENTURE EFF YEAH!!!!!!! *hates that show jsyk* I put a tiny amount of creamer in it to disperse some of the ass-y aftertaste. cause it's still nasty coffee taste. but not anymore. hazelnut \o/!


so yeah. I am now coffee-addicted. goddammit, Kaid Dx!

anyone have any suggestions? I hear some of the beans can gof or as much as $50? explain this. is it better at all? does all coffee have an ass-y aftertaste? I mean this wasn't as bad, it was smoother, but it wasn't completely gone.

I downloaded Thunderbird recently. I don't know anyone (thus far) who uses it. and I wanna know something...

Avast has a mail scanner which you can use with Thunderbird. but Thunderbird has its own scanner thing going on. but that's not the issue. the issue is credentials. I've read in a few places of people saying that Avast encrypts your information and confirms the secure connection between your PC and the remote server before sending out anything. but idk if this is true or not. since thunderbird can provide it's own encryption methods, the only real reason I'm doing this is because someone had said that Thunderbird only scans for phishing and spam stuff whereas Avast will scan for any damn thing it wants. and ...you know me >_>... so... what does foxxeh do <_<?

<_< and they fucking read my email *IS SO GODDAMN HAPPY* omg x-x;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; personally idk exactly why this makes me happy as it does but right now I'm like shaking and shit from happiness. if anyone cares, it's Episode 21 "The Future Soon". it's around 75m.39s into it... and yes I realise how whorey I'm acting right now but idfc because this is awesome to me <_< so <_< EAT ME DX *flail* DX!


http://www.fuzzylogicpodcast.com/

I can't believe they fucking read it g_g I mean I was sure they would but I didn't have any real head twisting questions like I usually hear them getting. so .-.;; I was like "fuck ;-;"

https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2811674 FKING FAIL DX


https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2810833/ just passing .-.

so yes. I am no longer a furgin xD;;;

some of you may know Sami from IRC or otherwise known as the spazflail of the universe. he came to see meh for a few days this last week. it was amaazing and I am so exhausted x_x;;;;

idk what else to include here/ other than I need more alcohol poured into my head Dx *goes back to being mopey* g_g


edit; as I said to gabu <in comments>, it was a special time for me because for once I could talk about slutty furry kipfox-type stuff and be totally fine with it. like there was no awkwardness/uncomfortableness and stuff. so that was amazing for me <3 I could be like "GODDAMMIT SAMI GIVE ME DRAGON DICK UGH @_@" and he'd be like *FCKING FLAIL* and I'd be like *lispiness and he'd be like :O~ and and and *I/O error*

yeah .-.

also I have an Angry Birds hat .-.;;;; and an Angry Birds plush thing that makes cheering noises when you press the thing .-.;;;;;;;;;;;;;

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS @_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@
OMGOMGOMGMOGOMGOMGMOOGMOGMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG @_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_

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>_> I like airships .-. like .-. yeah .-.

idk .-. airships are awesome .-.

</journal spam>

so. this really fucking bothers me. and normally I would just keep to myself and maybe bitch at a couple of you in private but I need to make this open cause it's so stupid and makes me raise a giant wtf flag.

Rarakie posted a journal about Ultimate turn-ons .-. and after reading a few of the comments, I went ahead and was like "okay I'll be the boring dude and say that I like

<srsly don't read further if you don't want me to squick you later just by unintentional thought>








rectal prolapse" <_< WELL. someone replied and was like "I've never understood what was with it" and the reason why that is relevant is cause them saying that for some reason made me read up on z few dozen more comments. and I have found out that a lot of people are FUUUUUUUUUUCKING BORING AS BAAAAAAAAAALLS. if it was submissive guys, it was girly guys. if it wasn't crosssdressing, it was something like solo masturbation. and I'm just like "...you do realize this is a journal about ULTIMATE turn-ons and not commonplace teasing, right?..." like fking seriously. you people are boring Dx

and again, not you-you but a lot of you xD

idk. I feel like the outcast now because I'm like the only person who actually posted something that is a turn-on (to me, yes, I see the irony, stfu) instead of something I could find by throwing a rock in a random direction... sure. I think girly guys are hot too. sure, submissiveness is hot. is it what I would consider by any standard an ultimate tunr-on? no. I would consider it part of your "this is what I generally like about someone" list...

so yes. now you know this dark truth about me and I felt like saying it. and yes I know it's like "ew you're gross as balls, foxxeh, what the fuck". well yanno wut? EAT ME D< everyone has their weirdsies. don't tell me you don't have weirdsies >:V and if you don't , then, well.... damn. I wish I were you xD makes finding a mate fucking impossible :/ cause I'm REALLY into it. like my mate would also have to be into it for it to really make sense. cause... well let's face it, it would be awkward if I got another mate one day and he asked "why are you giving birth to a butt alien" or something. and I'd be like "it means I like you" or SOMETHING xD;;;;;;;;;;;

it's been a while since I've made a long journal like this g_g I apologise for the length. but it's just one of those things. I'm sure you would understand when I say "if it bugs you, it bugs you. and sometimes, you just gotta let it out". well, this is one of those things.... *repeats himself for the sake of bitching* I don't mind a turn-on. I don't mind a lot of things one may find attractive. but it irritates me when someone considers something dull like ear poking (exaggeration) to be like the most amazing thing ever. that's just boring. and it is fucking discouraging to me when I see A LOOOOOOOOOT of that posted... and really it just solidifies my view on how I find myself to be a crappy person for being "too unique". I'm finding being unique is a horrible thing and I advise against it ._. the next time you tell your children they are unique, FUCK YOU. MISTAAAAAAAAAAKE. tell them they are generic and they will be happy because fuck individuality Dx *ramblecomplain*

anyway. yes. blah. hi. fuck you. how are you. anus. o-o

comments anyone? .-.

and just for the record when I say YOU'RE ALL BORING DX I don't mean "you" as in "you". just... gah. kenny/jade/reiko/werewuff/sami you guys aren't boring. but that's because you're awesome x3 idk what you think about sticking your buttmeat out of yourself but you're not boring x3 ALL OF YOU OTHER FUCKERS DX! *basically everyone else or something* ARE BOOOOORING DX AND YOU NEED TO GO FRIEND BEN STEIN ON FACEBOOK DX </exagger-rage> so yes. ass biscuits. so yes. this is why I refuse to make a pounced ad because I know that if I don't get bombarded with hate mail, it'll just be another thing i have which collects dust. :v

got a load of their stuff deleted? lile half my subs an journal stuff is jus DELETED BY OWNER and it's like wtf?

the journal:

https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2677338



http://forums.furaffinity.net/threa.....explain-it-now


ok so originally I was gonna have some horrible things to say. but then I remembered I'm a pussy xD besides I don't want to get put into this more than I am. I'm just informing people .-.

so yeah. go bitch at him or something for breaking federal law :D WAY TO GO FURRIES. or furry <_<...

okay so. for a few weeks I've wanted to use themes with pidgin but I could never make it work cause lolfail. but I tried some random thing and it totally effing worked @_@ so now I has a sexy theme for it...

I just copied the same theme thing into gtk > 2.0 > share > themes in both gtk in your PF common files and the pidgin directory .-.

idk. I felt like being helpful since this was a bitch for me and I know PC things D<