That song is weird.

Anyway, happy New Years to everybody! Seems like 2012 was generally unliked by most people. Here's hoping 2013 is a little nicer. Cheers!

If there's something I've learned the past several years, it's that family should not be taken for granted. I'm thankful for mine, for my friends and for everything and everyone that I hold dear. I appreciate you all. Thank you.

And I figured it's pretty fitting to show this.



I don't wanna touch sandpaper.

Also here's a video. It's kinda scary, I guess.

And it's scalding. But you can't get up because you're just dying to obtain knowledge. IT CONSUMES YOU.

Nabbed this from  ahkmedren
Just reply to this journal and all your questions will be answered, because it's what you want.

1) Tell you something I learned about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2) Tell you a color you remind me of.
3) Tell you my first memory of you.
4) Ask you a question.
5) Tell you something I like about you.
6) Tell you the object that is to the left of me.
7) Dare you to do this yourself in your Journal

BEGIN.

Who came up with this horrible thing? Oh well, I'm doing it anyway, against my better judgement.

And yet a warning has been issued that one's supposed to pass through my area. Dafuq, nature, dafuq.

That's how I feel about him, too.

 buckd is doing a raffle. Go check it out, here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3781038/

My body juices are giddy with anticipation.

What are you waiting for? GO.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3526975/

I hope I see this guy at a con someday. http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos.....2_360103_n.jpg

I just realized the Steam link on my profile was borked, so hopefully it'll be working now. If any o' youse fancy a gentleman's game of TF2, now and then, feel free to add me on Steam and join me. I'm usually playing as the Medic, following people around and healing them with science.
Don't be a stranger!

Also happy paw day!

Semester's officially over. Time to do all the things I never had time for. Like butt-dancing.

Yep, I turned 23 today. I'm gonna need a pretty big cake, probably stadium-sized.

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ALL | ABOUT | ME
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- Name: Jake Alan Michael (yes, all my names are first names.)
- Single or taken: Single
- Sex: Male
- Birthday: 05/16/1989
- Sign: Taurus
- Hair color: Very dark brown
- Eye color: Brown
- Height: 5' 10"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Bisexual
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S P E C I F I C S
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Suave for MEN! <heavy metal riff>
- What are you listening to right now?: Sounds of the freeway outside
- Who is the last person that called you?: Sierra College administration
- How many buddies are online right now?: <shrugs> I'unno.
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F A V O R I T E S
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- Animal: Realistically? Bats. Mythically? Dragons.
- Color: Green
- Drink: Fairy Tea
- Element: Water
- Food: Sushi
- Game: Wind Waker
- Movie: Hot Fuzz
- Song: Man, I have too many favorite songs. I'll just say Tomorrow Never Knows - Beatles
- Subjects in school: Music
- T.V.: Star Trek TNG
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H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
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- Given anyone a bath: Nope.
- Smoked?: Nope.
- Bungee jumped?: No, but I kinda want to.
- Made yourself throw up?: Uh yeah no.
- Skinny dipped?: No, waiting for the opportune moment. :3
- Ever been in love?: Romantically, not in real life no.
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Don't think so.
- Pictured your crush naked?: Nope.
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Maybe..
- Cried when someone died?: Definitely.
- Lied: Did it a lot as a child/teenager.
- Fallen for your best friend?: Nah.
- Used someone?: Doubt it.
- Done something you regret?: Dozens of times.
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C U R R E N T
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- Clothes: T-shirt, PJs, bare feet.
- Desktop picture: Lightning storm
- CD in player: Nothin'.
- DVD in player: The Queen.
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L A S T | P E R S O N
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- You touched: Mom.
- Hugged: Mom.
- You kissed: Mom.
- You IMed: Startide.
- Talk to online: Mind-Robber.
- You sexed it up with: Pffft.
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A R E | Y O U
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- Understanding?: Yes
- Open-minded?: Yes
- Arrogant?: Try not to be.
- Insecure?: Depends on the situation.
- Random?: All the time, ADHD happens.
- Hungry?: Not right now.
- Smart?: Duhr, kinda smart I suppose.
- Moody?: Can be.
- Organized?: Not at all.
- Shy?: At first, yes.
- Difficult?: Can be.
- Bored easily?: Yes.
- Entertained easily?: Yes.
- Obsessed?: Not sure if I am or not.
- Lazy?: A bit.
- Angry?: Depends on the situation.
- Happy?: I try to be.
- Hyper?: Nope.
- Trusting?: If you tell me something private, I won't tell a soul about it.
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R A N D O M
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- In the morning I: Check in with the world using my phone.
- Love is: Evol spelled backwards. :B
- I dream about: Extremely random stuff.
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Face, usually.
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W H O
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- Makes you laugh the most: Best friend.
- Makes you smile: See above.
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Hobos.

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D O | Y O U | E V E R
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Nah.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: No.
- Wish you were younger?: Not really.
- Cry because someone said something to you?: Nope.
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N U M B E R
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?: Hardly ever, I guess.
- Of CD's I own: Not a lot.
- Of scars on my body: One.
- Of bones I've broken: One.
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I was just minding my own business, trying to find my shoes in a river upstream. And then this lady comes out of nowhere and genuinely tells me I'm mentally retarded. Then she has the gall to say it to my mom (who happens to be in the river with me for some reason). And I'm like, "SHUT UP, WOMAN. I'M NOT MENTALLY RETARDED."

and then the alarm clock woke me up.

I thought my profile looked sad without a journal post, so BAM, here one is. I'm gonna try and be more social with everyone as that's something I seem to have difficulties with.

In other news, I accidentally melted my measuring cup by leaving it too close to a gas burner. EVERYTHING'S RUINED.