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General | Posted 7 years agoPage Visits: 3000
Who the fuck goes and visits the page of some big asshole dane?
Anyway, hope whoever reads this is doing well, and that you have a good time.
Live for fun and happiness.. Fuck the rest.
Who the fuck goes and visits the page of some big asshole dane?
Anyway, hope whoever reads this is doing well, and that you have a good time.
Live for fun and happiness.. Fuck the rest.
Free art Raffle!
General | Posted 12 years agoOppinion Meme
General | Posted 13 years ago1. A selection of television programs you do not care for.
Reality shows are fucking uninteresting. How can you watch shit about idiots portraying themselfs on TV? Watch the fucking grass grow, and you're likely to have more mental girth afterwards!
2. A selection of musical artists you do not care for.
pop and rap artists. I can understand that they're good at singing or some stuff, and that a few people like them. But as an artist they are useless.. They dont make the music and in most cases not even the lyrics! Rap is just fast talking over a beat.. And usually the artists are only talking about themselfes and their tiny cocks.
3. A selection of celebrities you couldn't care less about.
Fucking reality stars.. Go get a real job, and stop making the minds of kids into mush.
4. A hobby you “don’t get”.
See now here I have a dilemma.. I can understand why other people can get enjoyment out of most things..
The one I have though would be knitting.. Its just boring.. WHY..
5. A habit you find disgusting.
There are many.. Most related to either infantalists or bodily functiona
6. Something in school you really liked doing that everyone else bitched over.
Math
7. Your favorite household chore.
Cleaning.. Because you can listen to awesome music while doing it, and you feel fucking awesome afterwards when people come to visit.
8. Popular video games that make you go “meh”.
FPS.. All of them..
9. PC or MAC?
Personal Computer's.. Fucking Brand name that does the same and costs twice as much. Doenst
10. A sport you don’t like, for whatever reason.
Chess.. Makes for some really tense TV! I can barely hold my heart rate down... /sarcasm
11. A sport you really like, for whatever reason.
Anything that includes violence.. So almost everything.
12. Television programs you love but have gotten shit for liking.
I cant think of any. No one gives me shit for the shows i like
13. Musical artists you love but have gotten shit for liking.
Every-fucking band.. Man-man, Tesco Value, Tyr, Benny Goodman.. Fuck people who dont like Benny Goodman!
14. A hobby you have/find interesting that other people bother you over/make fun of.
Warhammer 40K... I Like it for the story, OK!
15. A habit you have that other people bug you over.
Living an unhealthy lifestyle.. I bug myself over this one as well.
16. Something in school you hating doing and it felt like everyone else loved.
German
17. The household chore that makes you want to shoot your own face off.
Cleaning up.. Its so fucking annoying to pick up crap that you just threw on the ground.
18. A selection of video games that you enjoy that perhaps you really shouldn't.
Dungeon Crawlers.. EoB (Eye of the Beholder! FTW)
19. A celebrity crush that maybe even you don’t understand.
Emily Watson... Who the fuck doesnt have a crush on that little bitch.. ahh 'witch'.. right..
20. Free rant on whatever grinds your gears at the moment.
Money.. Give me more of it.
Reality shows are fucking uninteresting. How can you watch shit about idiots portraying themselfs on TV? Watch the fucking grass grow, and you're likely to have more mental girth afterwards!
2. A selection of musical artists you do not care for.
pop and rap artists. I can understand that they're good at singing or some stuff, and that a few people like them. But as an artist they are useless.. They dont make the music and in most cases not even the lyrics! Rap is just fast talking over a beat.. And usually the artists are only talking about themselfes and their tiny cocks.
3. A selection of celebrities you couldn't care less about.
Fucking reality stars.. Go get a real job, and stop making the minds of kids into mush.
4. A hobby you “don’t get”.
See now here I have a dilemma.. I can understand why other people can get enjoyment out of most things..
The one I have though would be knitting.. Its just boring.. WHY..
5. A habit you find disgusting.
There are many.. Most related to either infantalists or bodily functiona
6. Something in school you really liked doing that everyone else bitched over.
Math
7. Your favorite household chore.
Cleaning.. Because you can listen to awesome music while doing it, and you feel fucking awesome afterwards when people come to visit.
8. Popular video games that make you go “meh”.
FPS.. All of them..
9. PC or MAC?
Personal Computer's.. Fucking Brand name that does the same and costs twice as much. Doenst
10. A sport you don’t like, for whatever reason.
Chess.. Makes for some really tense TV! I can barely hold my heart rate down... /sarcasm
11. A sport you really like, for whatever reason.
Anything that includes violence.. So almost everything.
12. Television programs you love but have gotten shit for liking.
I cant think of any. No one gives me shit for the shows i like
13. Musical artists you love but have gotten shit for liking.
Every-fucking band.. Man-man, Tesco Value, Tyr, Benny Goodman.. Fuck people who dont like Benny Goodman!
14. A hobby you have/find interesting that other people bother you over/make fun of.
Warhammer 40K... I Like it for the story, OK!
15. A habit you have that other people bug you over.
Living an unhealthy lifestyle.. I bug myself over this one as well.
16. Something in school you hating doing and it felt like everyone else loved.
German
17. The household chore that makes you want to shoot your own face off.
Cleaning up.. Its so fucking annoying to pick up crap that you just threw on the ground.
18. A selection of video games that you enjoy that perhaps you really shouldn't.
Dungeon Crawlers.. EoB (Eye of the Beholder! FTW)
19. A celebrity crush that maybe even you don’t understand.
Emily Watson... Who the fuck doesnt have a crush on that little bitch.. ahh 'witch'.. right..
20. Free rant on whatever grinds your gears at the moment.
Money.. Give me more of it.
Animation
General | Posted 13 years agoI'm trying my hand at it, but its difficult when I can barely draw a freaking line.
Sure I can wrap my head around the tools used to animate and I grasp the consepts of motion (somewhat)
but I cant draw!
I need someone else to draw, or have drawn, something!
Give it to me, and I'll see if I can work with it and make it go up and down and do funny stuff!
Sure I can wrap my head around the tools used to animate and I grasp the consepts of motion (somewhat)
but I cant draw!
I need someone else to draw, or have drawn, something!
Give it to me, and I'll see if I can work with it and make it go up and down and do funny stuff!
I Cost $375,50 a Night
General | Posted 16 years agofound.. at.. 3am.. sleepy.. fun 'tho
Natural Hair Color:
[ x] Brown - $10.00
[ ] Blonde - $7.50
[ ] Black - $1.50
[ ] Bald - $0.50
[ ] Other - $5.00
Total: $10.00
Eye Color:
[] Brown - $5.00
[ ] Green - $10.00
[x ] Blue - $15.00
[ ] Hazel - $7.50
[] Other - $1.50
Total: $25.00
Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $20.00
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $17.50
[x ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $15.00
[] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $7.50
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $8.50
[ ] Under 5′4 - $9.50
Total: $40.00
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $17.50
[ ] 46 to 50 - $15.00
[ ] 41 to 45 - $12.50
[] 31 to 40 - $10.00
[ ] 26 to 30 - $7.50
[x ] 21 to 25 - $5.00
[ ] 19 to 20 - $2.50
[ ] 0 to 18 - $10.00
Total: $45.00
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $75.00
[ ] First Born - $32.00
[] Only Child - $25.00
[x ] Second born - $15.00
[ ] Middle child - $10.00
[ ] Last Born - $10.00
[ ] third born - $55.00
[ ] fourth born - $30.00
[ ] fifth born - $40.00
[ ] sixth born -$21.50
Total: $60.00
Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $40.00
[ ] Only Holidays or Occasions - $25.00
[] Sometimes - $21.50
[ ] YES - $20.00
[x ] only weekends - $30.00
[ ] Every other day - $5.00
[ ] Once a day - $1.50
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[ ] No - $60.00
Total: $90.00
Vision?
[x] perfect vision $40.00
[ ] need/have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $20.00
[ ] No correction $10.00
[ ] Glasses $5.00
[ ] contacts $2.50
[ ] Surgical correction -$10.00
Total: $130.00
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $30.00
[x ] 12 and a half to 13 - $25.00
[ ] 11 to 12 - $40.00
[ ] 7 to 10 - $50.00
[ ] Under 7- $45.00
Total so far: $155.00
Favorite Colors (two):
[ ] Green-$75.00
[ ] Red - $60.00
[ ] Black - $10.00
[ ] Yellow -$47.50
[ ] Brown - $30.00
[ ] Purple - $22.50
[x ] White - $40.00
[ ] Aqua - $35.00
[ ] Orange - $30.00
[x ] Blue - $30.00
[ ] Pink - $10.00
[ ] Other - $50.00
Total: $225.00
Letter your middle name(s) start with:
[ ] a-f - $5.00
[x] g-k - $17.50
[ ] l-p - $30.00
[ ] q-u - $35.00
[ ] v-z -$25.00
Total: $242.50
Bedroom walls- select all that apply!
[x ] white - $11.00
[ ] green - $33.00
[ ] black - $11.00
[ ] purple - $22.00
[ ] orange/red/yellow - $33.00
[ ] blue - $22.00
[ ] other - $35.00
Total: $253.50
First letter of the person you last talked to
[ ] a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i - $10.00
[ ] j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r - $5.00
[x ] s,t,u,v,w,x,y, - $20.00
[ ] z - $25.00
Total: $273.50
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x ]Nope- $100.00
[ ] some- $75.00
Final Total: $373.50
Re-Post as "I Cost $_________ a Night"
Natural Hair Color:
[ x] Brown - $10.00
[ ] Blonde - $7.50
[ ] Black - $1.50
[ ] Bald - $0.50
[ ] Other - $5.00
Total: $10.00
Eye Color:
[] Brown - $5.00
[ ] Green - $10.00
[x ] Blue - $15.00
[ ] Hazel - $7.50
[] Other - $1.50
Total: $25.00
Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $20.00
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $17.50
[x ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $15.00
[] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $7.50
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $8.50
[ ] Under 5′4 - $9.50
Total: $40.00
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $17.50
[ ] 46 to 50 - $15.00
[ ] 41 to 45 - $12.50
[] 31 to 40 - $10.00
[ ] 26 to 30 - $7.50
[x ] 21 to 25 - $5.00
[ ] 19 to 20 - $2.50
[ ] 0 to 18 - $10.00
Total: $45.00
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $75.00
[ ] First Born - $32.00
[] Only Child - $25.00
[x ] Second born - $15.00
[ ] Middle child - $10.00
[ ] Last Born - $10.00
[ ] third born - $55.00
[ ] fourth born - $30.00
[ ] fifth born - $40.00
[ ] sixth born -$21.50
Total: $60.00
Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $40.00
[ ] Only Holidays or Occasions - $25.00
[] Sometimes - $21.50
[ ] YES - $20.00
[x ] only weekends - $30.00
[ ] Every other day - $5.00
[ ] Once a day - $1.50
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[ ] No - $60.00
Total: $90.00
Vision?
[x] perfect vision $40.00
[ ] need/have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $20.00
[ ] No correction $10.00
[ ] Glasses $5.00
[ ] contacts $2.50
[ ] Surgical correction -$10.00
Total: $130.00
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $30.00
[x ] 12 and a half to 13 - $25.00
[ ] 11 to 12 - $40.00
[ ] 7 to 10 - $50.00
[ ] Under 7- $45.00
Total so far: $155.00
Favorite Colors (two):
[ ] Green-$75.00
[ ] Red - $60.00
[ ] Black - $10.00
[ ] Yellow -$47.50
[ ] Brown - $30.00
[ ] Purple - $22.50
[x ] White - $40.00
[ ] Aqua - $35.00
[ ] Orange - $30.00
[x ] Blue - $30.00
[ ] Pink - $10.00
[ ] Other - $50.00
Total: $225.00
Letter your middle name(s) start with:
[ ] a-f - $5.00
[x] g-k - $17.50
[ ] l-p - $30.00
[ ] q-u - $35.00
[ ] v-z -$25.00
Total: $242.50
Bedroom walls- select all that apply!
[x ] white - $11.00
[ ] green - $33.00
[ ] black - $11.00
[ ] purple - $22.00
[ ] orange/red/yellow - $33.00
[ ] blue - $22.00
[ ] other - $35.00
Total: $253.50
First letter of the person you last talked to
[ ] a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i - $10.00
[ ] j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r - $5.00
[x ] s,t,u,v,w,x,y, - $20.00
[ ] z - $25.00
Total: $273.50
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x ]Nope- $100.00
[ ] some- $75.00
Final Total: $373.50
Re-Post as "I Cost $_________ a Night"
Eurofurence MEME
General | Posted 16 years agoStolen from :icon:h0rs3:icon:
who stole it from :icon:Ultraviolet:icon:
Where are you staying?
In the main Hotel
What day are you getting there?
I've got early arrival ofc.
Who will you be with?
All the DK Furs, but mainly Kotoko i pressume, if she doesnt run off in which case i'll be drinking heavyly.
Do you do free art or trades?
Yeah sure, but i suck at drawing.
Do you do commissions/badges?
No.
What suit(s) will you have?
Bozho the butcrack bunny, as the other dkfurs dubbed him XP, when not in fursuit i will be wearing a regualar dress suit with red tie.
Can I dance with you?
OMG yush! dance!
You're talking to someone, and I would like to say hi, but don't know how, what can I do?
Offer me beer or some other form of alcohol, or be silly.
What is your gender?
Im the king..
How old are you?
20
How tall are you?
188 cm
Are you mated?
Yush, to my girl Kotoko
Can I touch you?
If you dare ;)
Can I talk to you?
Im very proficient in english, so yes!
Can I hug you?
i wouldnt advice doing it unless you feal confident, but dont be intimidated!
Can I take photos of you/with you?
Please do! Support my Ego as the king!
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
onely if you want to sleep with me, or just want to be nice!
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
i drink.. heavyly.. and i am usually most open when at least slightly drunk.
Can I give you lots of money?
NO! I will not have them!.. slip them under the table so i dont have to pay taxes!
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
... onely if you call me the king.
Can we hang out?
well, ofcause. Its a convention!
Are you nice?
Im the greatest guy alive! ;P
Where will you be most of the time during the con?
main room, or out back at the bonfire.
Other cons you may go to?
any con i can get to, with my limited ammount of money.
who stole it from :icon:Ultraviolet:icon:
Where are you staying?
In the main Hotel
What day are you getting there?
I've got early arrival ofc.
Who will you be with?
All the DK Furs, but mainly Kotoko i pressume, if she doesnt run off in which case i'll be drinking heavyly.
Do you do free art or trades?
Yeah sure, but i suck at drawing.
Do you do commissions/badges?
No.
What suit(s) will you have?
Bozho the butcrack bunny, as the other dkfurs dubbed him XP, when not in fursuit i will be wearing a regualar dress suit with red tie.
Can I dance with you?
OMG yush! dance!
You're talking to someone, and I would like to say hi, but don't know how, what can I do?
Offer me beer or some other form of alcohol, or be silly.
What is your gender?
Im the king..
How old are you?
20
How tall are you?
188 cm
Are you mated?
Yush, to my girl Kotoko
Can I touch you?
If you dare ;)
Can I talk to you?
Im very proficient in english, so yes!
Can I hug you?
i wouldnt advice doing it unless you feal confident, but dont be intimidated!
Can I take photos of you/with you?
Please do! Support my Ego as the king!
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
onely if you want to sleep with me, or just want to be nice!
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
i drink.. heavyly.. and i am usually most open when at least slightly drunk.
Can I give you lots of money?
NO! I will not have them!.. slip them under the table so i dont have to pay taxes!
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
... onely if you call me the king.
Can we hang out?
well, ofcause. Its a convention!
Are you nice?
Im the greatest guy alive! ;P
Where will you be most of the time during the con?
main room, or out back at the bonfire.
Other cons you may go to?
any con i can get to, with my limited ammount of money.
Because im such a nice guy.
General | Posted 17 years agoYes yes, i know.
Youre wondering what im doing, right?
Well! Ill tell you.
...
I dont have any idear.
...
I cant draw.. we've seen that.
...
Maybe if i started writeing stuff, but unless its yiff, i doubt anyone will want to read it, no matter how good it is.
...
Anyone can write, anyway.
...
So, any suggestions? And no im a horrible dancer.
Youre wondering what im doing, right?
Well! Ill tell you.
...
I dont have any idear.
...
I cant draw.. we've seen that.
...
Maybe if i started writeing stuff, but unless its yiff, i doubt anyone will want to read it, no matter how good it is.
...
Anyone can write, anyway.
...
So, any suggestions? And no im a horrible dancer.
How Manly/ Feminine are you?
General | Posted 18 years agoyour boy side
[x] you love hoodies.
[x] you love jeans.
[] dogs are better than cats (Never! Dogs are way to whimpering!)
[x] it's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] you've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] shopping is torture.
[x] sad movies suck.
[x] you own an x-box.
[] played with hotwheels cars as a kid.
[x] at some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
[x] you own a DS, PS2 or sega
[] you used to be obsessed with power rangers
[x] you watch sports on TV
[x] gory movies are cool.
[x] you go to your dad for advice.
[] you own like a trillion baseball caps.
[x] you like going to football games.
[] you used to/do collect baseball cards.
[] baggy pants are cool to wear
[] it's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] sports are fun.
[x] talk with food in your mouth.
[x] wear boxers.
total = 16 points.
--
your girl side
[] you wear lip gloss.
[] you love to shop.
[] you wear eyeliner.
[] you have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[] you wear the color pink.
[] go to your mom for advice.
[] you consider cheerleading a sport
[] you hate wearing the color black.
[] you like hanging out at the mall.
[] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[] you like wearing jewelry.
[] skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[x] you don't like the movie star wars. (Theyre a bunch of shait.)
[] you are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[] it takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[] you smile a lot more than you should.
[] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] you care about what you look like.
[] you like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] you like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[] you wear girl underwear. (*coughs* Not ALL the time..)
[] used to play with dolls as little kid.
[] like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[] like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
Total= 3 points
Obviusly im a MAN!
[x] you love hoodies.
[x] you love jeans.
[] dogs are better than cats (Never! Dogs are way to whimpering!)
[x] it's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] you've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] shopping is torture.
[x] sad movies suck.
[x] you own an x-box.
[] played with hotwheels cars as a kid.
[x] at some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
[x] you own a DS, PS2 or sega
[] you used to be obsessed with power rangers
[x] you watch sports on TV
[x] gory movies are cool.
[x] you go to your dad for advice.
[] you own like a trillion baseball caps.
[x] you like going to football games.
[] you used to/do collect baseball cards.
[] baggy pants are cool to wear
[] it's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] sports are fun.
[x] talk with food in your mouth.
[x] wear boxers.
total = 16 points.
--
your girl side
[] you wear lip gloss.
[] you love to shop.
[] you wear eyeliner.
[] you have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[] you wear the color pink.
[] go to your mom for advice.
[] you consider cheerleading a sport
[] you hate wearing the color black.
[] you like hanging out at the mall.
[] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[] you like wearing jewelry.
[] skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[x] you don't like the movie star wars. (Theyre a bunch of shait.)
[] you are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[] it takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[] you smile a lot more than you should.
[] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] you care about what you look like.
[] you like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] you like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[] you wear girl underwear. (*coughs* Not ALL the time..)
[] used to play with dolls as little kid.
[] like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[] like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
Total= 3 points
Obviusly im a MAN!
Reposting, cuz i can!
General | Posted 18 years ago1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Sure.. Of cause.. i mean.. Who wouldnt?
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Do i have to CHOOSE?..
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Sleep? uhmm.. Dun' rightly care.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Whats the difference? Its meat!
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Of cause.. It comes with driveing home in a cap when youve had to much to drink.. Its not rightly cool and it means you have to pay the cap but.. meh!
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not yet...
7. Shower or bath?
Depends on the mood.. Shower for quickies.. bath if ive had a stressing day at work.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Never
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Chinese
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Rightly i dont care.. id prefer someone who can give a bit back so Agressive it is.. But i can go both ways.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Love? Meh.. Its kinda overrated at the moment.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I dunno.. would have to get back to you on that.
13. Love or money?
Hell... Dunno.. prolly take a bit of each eh?
14. Credit cards or cash?
Credit card.. always..
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Naw, i love my family
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
5 star! Definetly! I love my comfort.. but if i had a pretty girl... no.. still 5 star hotel.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Shit.. thats hard.. dunno, didnt really have it any weird places yet..
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Sure.. Of cause i would.. for something as little as 2500! Go ahead and try me!
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Never needed to. But im planning one for my 20'th b-day!
20. Ever been to a bar?
Of cause!
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Yeah.. that wasnt the best of nights..
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Ooohh yeah! Thank god for good friends!
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yeah.. It happends when i get drunk..
24. Favorite drink?
Hmm dunno about that.. Girls usually smile when i ask for a body tequila, so yeah.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope.. Should try that though, unfortunetly it usually requires a bit of planning.. never been with a girl enough to do that much planning, hehe.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Of cause.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope.. But im just waiting for one of the customers daughters to come ask me to help her dress.. IVE SEEN IT!.. in a porn movie <.<
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yesh..
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yeah.. we once bought an adult film with OLD ppl for my friends 18 year old birthday.. Onely problem was, he put it on...
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Yeahhh.. not the best night eaither..
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Yesh.. im afraid, im not to shy....
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Well, Mortianna said Bishoop and Me.. Wich i can understand because she knows real guys arent shy! So hmmm.. Tank would likely.. But who wouldnt?
Sure.. Of cause.. i mean.. Who wouldnt?
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Do i have to CHOOSE?..
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Sleep? uhmm.. Dun' rightly care.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Whats the difference? Its meat!
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Of cause.. It comes with driveing home in a cap when youve had to much to drink.. Its not rightly cool and it means you have to pay the cap but.. meh!
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not yet...
7. Shower or bath?
Depends on the mood.. Shower for quickies.. bath if ive had a stressing day at work.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Never
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Chinese
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Rightly i dont care.. id prefer someone who can give a bit back so Agressive it is.. But i can go both ways.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Love? Meh.. Its kinda overrated at the moment.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I dunno.. would have to get back to you on that.
13. Love or money?
Hell... Dunno.. prolly take a bit of each eh?
14. Credit cards or cash?
Credit card.. always..
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Naw, i love my family
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
5 star! Definetly! I love my comfort.. but if i had a pretty girl... no.. still 5 star hotel.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Shit.. thats hard.. dunno, didnt really have it any weird places yet..
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Sure.. Of cause i would.. for something as little as 2500! Go ahead and try me!
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Never needed to. But im planning one for my 20'th b-day!
20. Ever been to a bar?
Of cause!
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Yeah.. that wasnt the best of nights..
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Ooohh yeah! Thank god for good friends!
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yeah.. It happends when i get drunk..
24. Favorite drink?
Hmm dunno about that.. Girls usually smile when i ask for a body tequila, so yeah.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope.. Should try that though, unfortunetly it usually requires a bit of planning.. never been with a girl enough to do that much planning, hehe.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Of cause.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope.. But im just waiting for one of the customers daughters to come ask me to help her dress.. IVE SEEN IT!.. in a porn movie <.<
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yesh..
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yeah.. we once bought an adult film with OLD ppl for my friends 18 year old birthday.. Onely problem was, he put it on...
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Yeahhh.. not the best night eaither..
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Yesh.. im afraid, im not to shy....
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Well, Mortianna said Bishoop and Me.. Wich i can understand because she knows real guys arent shy! So hmmm.. Tank would likely.. But who wouldnt?
