I have risen form the grave after my FA death. not enough time but anyway I feel good for being a zombie ~

I'm haveing a good time just figured I let you know it's gettin hard to get this updated fuck my lack of access to computers

you know what I'll make my own meme here it is

This is the corny joke meme make up three jokes that are corny lame and somewhat slightly funny. Make sure to use everything from sexual puns to history references hell use ANYTHING think of it as the dirty cracker jack box.

1.What would the gingerbread man be called if he was baked in the 1960's?.... a flour child *Wah Wah

2. what did the one strawberry say to the other? If you weren't so sweet we wouldn't be in the is jam

3.Two clouds are in the sky one bumps into the other and the one that got bumped into yells "Hey buddy watch where you go I'll fog you up"

there lame thats the point do it it now

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
D
Texas
nelson

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
texasshepard
fuck only one

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES (Of the last day)
studied
read a book
sit-ups

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
I'm understanding
I desire to learn neew things
I'm creative

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
to careing
I really don't know my sexualtiy to well damnit
I'm horrible at relationships

THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
German
Swedish
English

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
loesing people
zombies
Fake people


THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
American eagle blue shirt
khaki shorts
converse (I love that I'm still wearing this at 1 a.m.)

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
Reading
walking
watching the news

THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
my necklace
a mirror
Cell Phone


THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
U2 <3
Electric light orchestra
the beatles


THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
Reading a really good book
meeting a cool person
to walk in a secluded area

THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
Not telling people I loved when I was hurt
not knowing my sexuality
Not growing up when I should have

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
interesting
Well endowment
lots of LOVE<3

THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
Open mindedness
a couple of laughs
and a couple of cool little sayings

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
I love buff guys
I'm classified as haveing multiple personalities (WHa?- who said that)
I was raped

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE SAME SEX:
I like deep eyes
nice hair I love nice hair
muscles (not to much just well-defined)

THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE SAME SEX:
A little mysterious
someone who can shut me up
has to be intelligent

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
shut up
focus on something besides a book
hold a grudge

THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
innocence
just takeing things as they are
responsability

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
Sexy boxers
a snuggie <3
a ps3 (damn me for being broke I'm stuck on last gen)

THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
My parents
The bad stuff
My beliefs

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
reading
hiking
Horse rideing (I have nine lol)

halloween was invented to say this..........................it's not cheating if your wearing a costume and free candy bitch

so been reading a lot of philosophy, and decide to write my own. Here goes I beileve that all people have the same types of problems with different solutions. Thats what I call my own theorm. When you think about its true though look at it like this (borrowing from wittingstien) if a boy lost his toy it would be like 2+2 a boy loesing his parents in an accident would be 9 to the 12th power + the sqaure root of 689. Even though one is far more complex they are both at the core addition so to in life the two boys are faceing sadness but Wittingstien messed up past that mathmatically 2+2 must always equal 4 but in life even if twwo problems aare exactly the same they may have different results. Wittingstien's belief cannot be applied peerfectly to society becuase of irrational roots.

I wrote this after two good books 1. Yevgenny Zamyatin's WE 2. and Beyond good and evil just thought I'd attempt tell me what you think

so I'm reading alot way more than I'm used to but it's not so bd I like Yevgenny Zamayatin's "WE" and Orwell's "1984" and another book called "Zeno and the tortoise" so reading is fun lol. but so far Zamayatin is really impressing me I like anti-utopia so far.

anyway college is makeing my brain feel like it's exploding everything I learned is like melding together and now it's tough to seperate damn fiction characters from book or movie or historical figures jus feeling jumbled right now. but anyway I suppose I had a bad week I just for some reason am in a good mood like I don't feel bad or anything. but anyway to tell the story this really cute guy texted me that we should go out so I agree and two days later all serious he calls me and says "we need to break up because these 2 days we've been going out I can tell we're going out so we should quite" well I was more annoyed than anything but I was kinda like sorry I didn't bring the white stallion and the map to the magical kingdom I didn't sweep you off your feet. So that's the story of a lame week so far, but tomorrow I'm going to a life party a friend I've known for years got partkinson's disease and was supposed to die in june but he didn't so he decided to have a life party so I think I will enjoy myself and celebrate what he's done.

SO I HAVE LEARN I FUCKING ROCK. the past month my computer was down. So what happen when I come to furaffinity 1689 messages I sorted that shit out in a day

stole from  vdeth15 why because I want to bitch



Instructions:
Start with 100%. X everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% pure.

1. Smoked X
2. Drank alcohol X
3. Cried when someone died X I cry for personal deaths
4. Been drunk X
5. Had sex X
6. Been to a concert X
7. Gotten/given a hand job X
8. Gotten/given a blow job X
9. Been (verbally)/sexually harassed X
10. (Verbally)/sexually harassed somebody X

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 100%

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up X
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose X
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before X stupidity
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend X
15. Been to prom X
16. Cried at school X
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store X
18. Went streaking X
19. Given or received a lap dance
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room X

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 99%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over X
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house X
23. Kissed a stranger X
24. Hugged a stranger X
25. Went scuba diving X
26. Driven a car X
27. Gotten an x-ray X
28. Hit by a car X
29. Had a party X
30. Done serious drugs X once don't do it
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 99%

31. Played strip poker/darts/basketbal X
32. Got paid to strip for someone? supriseingly no
33. Run away from home. no thought about though
34. Broken a bone X
35. Eaten sushi X of course I love the baby octopus salad
36. Bought porn X yup the fist from down under
37. Watched porn X (to much at times)
38. Made porn X (been filmed several times my old bf had a fetish)
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex X (DURHUR of course)
40. Been in love X

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 97%

41. French kissed X
42. Laughed so hard you cried X
43. Cried yourself to sleep X
44. Laughed yourself to sleep X
45. Stabbed yourself X when I thought I may have been a vampire jk
46. Shot a gun X
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day X
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. X
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours X
50. Watched an animal die. X (several of my pets have had to be put down, well more pets more sadness, Il ive on a farm)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 97%

51. Watched a person die X
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. X
53. Pranked somebody X
54. Put somebody in the hospital X
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out X
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex X
57. Dressed punk X
58. Dressed goth wich is strange because I have several freinds in the scene
59. Dressed preppy X
60. Been to a motocross race X

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 96%

61. Avoided somebody X
62. Been stalked X
63. Stalked someone X (well one time.....)
64. Met a celebrity X (Charleton Heston)
65. Played an instrument X (not good though)
66. Ridden a horse X (I own 7 lol)
67. Cut yourself X (accidentaly)
68. Bungee jumped
69. Ding dong ditched somebody X
70. Been to a wild party X

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 95%

71. Got caught stealing something X
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls X (yes but I think we should quite that as a race all together)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend X (I really didn't mean to we're on good terms though he was gay and dateing my friend)
74. Gone out with your friend's crush X
75. Got arrested
76. Been pregnant
77. Babysat X
78. Been to another country
79. Started your house on fire
80. Had an encounter with a ghost X (several times but I think I was just hallucinating)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients X (I did but they couldn't use as it was to thin)
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by X
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex X
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more X
85. Sat on your butt all day X
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself X
87. Had a job X
88. Gotten cut from a sports team X (hey I tried)
89. Been called a whore X (well I think sometimes I am lol)
90. Danced like a whore X (see the section with hard drugs)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity X (daniel radcliff when I was younger)
92. Been in a car accident X
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes X
94. Been told you have beautiful hair X
95. Raped somebody
96. Danced (or been kissed) in the rain X
97. Been rejected X
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying (nope)
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face X
100. Been raped X

TOTAL: 90%
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yeah I think this one tells you to much about a person..... also I'm still quarantined. Damn swine flu

SO I GOT into a nice school fit in like all my porfessors. So I decide to give my mom and my sis a visit and stay overnight.........and my sister get's the swine flu damnit I'm quarantined in my own house now and going to miss like three days of school this week, damn it. On the other hand I feel fine even though my sis gave me half of her coke before she knew she was sick. SO I guess I'll just sit down watch a movie and read a book.

so school is back up college is pretty fun. Met a lot of people I really like. Oddly it is like the moviees and it isn't it's like a mini city of 18-28 year olds, you make it what it is. but I get along with the professeors. I'm really digging my history class.

well it's the last day of summer so after this I wont be able to get on much sadly so....... ~GOOOD BYYYYYYE~ only for a little while but I must say all of you are intersting and nice so thank you I wont be able to get on as much but oh well see you all and have a good time. I'll stilll get on just not as often.


sincerely~Dallas

I always have been a person that smiled.... I have seen some very hard times but I think we all do we just handle them differently. Me for a very strange reason I smile, I honestly forget that emotion, I can't care that it happened I do feel sad but it never lasts.... I simply wake up the next day and it's gone, my sorrow my sadnnees it's not there. People have told me that they wish they could do this. I suppose if I was the other way around I would want "peace". To me though I feel "hollow". I just felt like telling about me, this is my oddest trait I would suggest you think what your oddest trait is. I really have been a life long believer in making the world a better place (no I'm not a hippie but I always love charity) and have recently discovered most of that is a lie and have concluded *ahem* "the betterment of the world is an after-effect of the betterment of one's self." I just wanted to say what was on my mind I have been reading a lot Rainer maria Rilke, he's made me relize I need to say what I feel I don't wanna become another person that just exsisted, I want to leave and make an impact on the world somehow and I will do it simple as that.


P.S. thanks if you read this it is pretty long

1. What is your character's name?
Cerri

2. What is your character's name in another language?
still Cerri but I based it off of the celtic moon goddesses name Cerridwen

3. How old is he/she?
19

4. What is your character's race/species?
an english wolf

5. Do they have a crush?
he likes to flirt alot so yes...

6. Do they have many friends?
many

7. What planet is your character from?
Earth

8. Does your character like to eat?
mostly food like meats and fish I love fish

9. What's his/her favorite food?
smoked salmon (even though it smells bad....

10. What's his/her favorite drink?
sweet tea southern style.

11. Is your character annoying?
at times but we all are every once and a while.

13. Is your character loved?
yes by family and friends

14. Is your character hated?
I'm hated for several reasons by some people.

15. Is he/she emo/goth?
not really I love bright colors

16. Is he/she straight, bisexual, or gay?
Gay really gay

17. Is he/she a virgin?
No... I should've waited

18. Name 3 hobbies
thinking, reading, meeting people

19. Is your character normal?
No

20. Is your character attractive?
I would guess so

21. How does your character handle emotions?
the same way I do, I really have an inability to care for sad emotions, I simply forget them.

22. Does your character have other forms?
no

23. Does your character overreact?
not anymore, I used to badly though

24. Is your character a criminal?
hell yes the crime is love and passion jk

25. Does your character go to school?
yes

26. What's his/her IQ?
113

27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
yes he was cursed

28. Is your character dead?
Nope

29. Does your character have a family?
a large family of odd balls and strangers half of witch aren't even realated to him but he accepts them as such

30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
Yes

31. What's the best time in your character's life?
when he discovered that things aren't black and white

32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
dylan, a childhood friend I really cared about

33. Is your character single?
yeah I have bad relationships LOL

34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
mmainly just kinship

35. Does she/he have an element?
his elements are water, plants and summonings

36. Do you role-play your character?
never RP I lose interest and can't stay involved

37. Do you write about your character?
actually I'm starting a story with him in it but he's not the only character

38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
no he stands up for himself but that's when he needs to

39. Does your character get depressed?
no not really like I said I forget bad emotoins naturally I can't chose to or not

40. What's your characters favorite animal?
adders, sea serpenpts, and owls

41. Does your character have any fears?
yeah I hate hieghts LOL

42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
being to easy to push around and being clumsy

43. Does your character look up to anyone?
he views all people as having something to learn from them, so in a way yes and no

44. Does your character like music?
he loves to listen to it

45. What's your character's favorite type of music?
my taste change but mainly right now classical rock 70'2 and 80'2 dance, trance and industrial

46. Is he/she impatient?
not really he''s pretty paitent

47. What's something funny about your character?
though being gay he can practically qoute the Bible LMAO (that's a true one)

48. Name 5 nicknames
D is his only one

49. Does your character curse?
yes he is a druid

50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
well I think this was kinda cool evven though I don't RP

My soul is tormented! I've been up and down the four corners of this big old world! I've seen it all! I've done it all! I've fought many a good man, and laid many a good woman! I've had riches and fame and adventure...I've tasted life to the fullest, and still my heart cries out, yes, cries out in this hungry, tortured, wrecked quest: 'More!

well yeah the sixties happy time heavy times. I just love this quote guess what movie it came from?

So I just saw last house on the left and must say it was awesome it wsa realistic and crazy I suggest it to anyone who doesn't mind violence. It was the story bout a girl getting raped by a group of people and her parents getting reveng after said group ends up at house. This movie was great for one reason I was realistic, I'm tired of movies were the people are idiots, nothing was coiencedental for instance the reason the killers were at her house is because she lied to them and told them wrong directions. It was great and the very end was an over the top ending. Just watch it if you like suspense

so if you watch the japanese sub episodes of bleach you know there is a new filler saga at the worst possible time ever. all of the characters were about to partake in the biggest fight yet and then? sorry kubo did not plan ahead so it's time to watch more filler. but this new arc is suprisnigly intersting mostly because the zunpaktou spirit thing always interested me. however I think animes usually die because of these types of things *cough*naruto *cough* well I wasn't a big naruto fan (it's shallow) but there is way to many filler that you can tell what's going to happen in each and every single one. but bleach is still pretty kickass

anyway I have this ttechno beat in my head it is pretty rad and I can't stop listening to it it's pretty awesome here you go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl4opbNt8_E that's my techno addiction

here's my 80's addiction it's super gay so watch out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJv5qLsLYoo

this is also my addiction form the 70's god help me.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_IGxXxsoE8


so now you know what I am addicted to help me or dance with me

I am a 9 a peacmaker


"I am at peace"


how to get along with me


• If you want me to do something, how you ask is important. I especially don't like expectations or pressure.

• I like to listen and to be of service, but don't take advantage of this.

• Listen until I finish speaking, even though I meander a bit.

• Give me time to finish things and make decisions. It's OK to nudge me gently and nonjudgmentally.

• Ask me questions to help me get clear.

• Tell me when you like how I look. I'm not averse to flattery.

• Hug me, show physical affection. It opens me up to my feelings.

• I like a good discussion but not a confrontation.

• Let me know you like what I've done or said.

• Laugh with me and share in my enjoyment of life.



what i like about being a nine


• being nonjudgmental and accepting

• caring for and being concerned about others

• being able to relax and have a good time

• knowing that most people enjoy my company; I'm easy to be around

• my ability to see many different sides of an issue and to be a good mediator and facilitator

• my heightened awareness of sensations, aesthetics, and the here and now

• being able to go with the flow and feel one with the universe


what's hard about being a nine


• being judged and misunderstood for being placid and/or indecisive

• being critical of myself for lacking initiative and discipline

• being too sensitive to criticism; taking every raised eyebrow and twitch of the mouth personally

• being confused about what I really want

• caring too much about what others will think of me

• not being listened to or taken seriously


nines as children

• feel ignored and that their wants, opinions, and feelings are unimportant

• tune out a lot, especially when others argue

• are "good" children: deny anger or keep it to themselves



nines as parents

• are supportive, kind, and warm

• are sometimes overly permissive or nondirective




yeah it fits me pretty god actually sorry I have a addiction to stuff like this

god damn insomi=nia it's mothetr fucking 5 am and I cant sleep god I think I need sleeping pills please someone reead me a luulaby or count sheep I wanna sleepxbadly

so I did the "if I were" meme than half of FA did it. So I'll make my own damn it.
Any way I came up with the idea while watching the rotten tomatos show, the asian girl from that new movie paper heart picked her five favorite movies so I'll do the same. I think I'll do the worst after this one


5.Snatch- this movie is great because of several reasons an ensemble cast with Jason Statham and Brad Pit (suprisingly Statham does not kick ass in this movie) but there are several others I really like. it's pretty funny watching go after one thing and how it ties togther is amazing. great movie but you may need to watch it twice (the accents are really heavy so you my be "like what?" through some parts)

4.Where the heart is- yeas I know this is a super chick flick and I am really gay but natlie portman is so cute in this movie. It's a "cute" movie so I just really like it.

3.Ginger Snaps- God this is just an amazingly well done movie. My fasvorite werewolf movie of all time it's close runner up is an american werewolf in london but this movie is great. It's funny becuase throughout the entire movie the "curse" is a euphimism for puberity for woman.


2.Deconstructing Harry- this movie is a Woddy Allen movie that centers around the theory of deconstruction (sounds thrilling) but trust me when I say this movie is amazingly funny even if you don't understand the pshycology you''ll get a kcik out of it. plus it made me interested in writing and phsycology.


1.Seven Samurai- the legendary Akira Kurosawa film. it chronicals the tale of villiagers hireing samurai to protect them. this film does a great job of showing the fear of the villagers as well as the samurai trying to understand the villagers. It's just awesome I think I'm getting the symbol tatooed to my arm when I got the money.


So now you know my favorite movies leave acomment if you liked one of them or if you hated one I just wanna know what you think. any one do it go ahead mix it up if you want .

eh meme form  baddemona why? because I felt like it

if i were a month, i would be: April, my birth day and also the feeling of the rain

if i were a day of the week, Saturday it's the free day

if i were a time of day, i would be: 3 pm it's a good time

if i were a planet, i would be: Neptune I love the water

if i were a sea animal, i would be: a oarfish they are so careless

if i were a direction, i would be: south east it's where my heart is

if i were a piece of furniture, i would be: a sofa you are comfortable while I get farted on. I'm to passive

if i were a sin, i would be: lust (I can't help it I think I'm a little bit of an addict)

if i were a historical figure, i would be: Oscar Wilde, because I saw the world and made it my own

if i were a liquid, i would be: spring water, I'm very refreshing at least I think.

if i were a stone, i would be: glass, because it is beautiful only at the right angles

if i were a tree, i would be: a weeping willow through all the rain and weather something beautiful is the result

if i were a bird, i would be: an owl I've just felt an affinity towards them for my entire life

if i were a tool, i would be: a shovel, they are so multi-functional, but no matter what job you do they get dirty

if i were a flower/plant, I would be a honeysuckle they are so sweet

if i were a kind of weather, i would be: rain not because I'm sad but because it brings good things like life to the land

if i were a mythical creature, i would be: I would be a cherub who wouldn't like to have wings

if i were a musical instrument, i would be: a violin my best sounds are when I'm played gently not pressured

if i were an animal, i would be: be a fox come on they're awesome

if i were a color, i would be: light blue like the sky

if i were a vegetable, i would be: a carrot, why? orange rocks!

if i were a sound, i would be: a symphony at first it sounds chaotic but then it goes together great

if i were an element, i would be: water, it's just a cool element

if i were a car, i would be: a prius cuse I'm FABBBUUULOOOUSSS JK

if i were a song, i would be: take a chance on me aBBa JK

if i were a movie, i would be: pulp fiction you may not understand me at first but I'm better each time you watch

if i were a food, i would be: sushi its so good if you give it a try

if i were a place, i would be: a cove I love silence every once in a while

if i were a material, i would be: "satin sheets to lye on satin sheets to cry on" please get the country song reference

if i were a taste, i would be: vanilla yo

if i were a scent, i would be: roses I love fowers

if i were a religion, i would be: druidism

if i were a word, i would be: palindrome

if i were an object, i would be: a statue art is amazing

if i were a body part, i would be: a mouth

if i were a facial expression, i would be: happinesss

if i were a subject in school, i would be: language, yush

if i were a cartoon character, i would be: fritz the cat cuz I jus wanna party

if i were a shape, i would be: a star

if i were a number, i would be: 4 I jus like 4

GOOGLE PANDORA NOW TIS SI THE BEST MUSIC PLAYER EVER. It's like an interactive radio station that has all music do it now you will be in love.

Anyway I'm giving thanks to all you watchers out there. You prollay think I'm funny (just a little). and even though I don't like em I was suggested a meme. SO I'lll do it this meme you don't have to leave anything personal but I'll ask this. Do you think that the bad in your life has made you a better person? What I mean is do you think that all that horrible stuff that happens to you made you who you are? For instance I have had about there thing that were Breathtakingly bad happen to me and when I say I mean Bad like black plague bad. Even though they were that bad I now really can't get sad hell in my head you can't have anything worse happen so I smile allthe time now and am a happy person. So I think the bad has made me stranger, I wanna know what you think about bad things in life. Just a simple "No, I don't think it has" or a "yes"" will fine, but if you wanna paint a picture illustrating what you feel about pain. that would be great. I think emo art is the best!


so you been challenged, try to answer honestly you don't have to leave something you don't want to, O h don't forget to try to post a pic showing what you feel about pain