Does anyone know after which timezone the end shall occur? Here in Europe it's ten past midnight after CET and nothing happened, but I dunno does it go after Greenich time or which timezone?
Btw, if this would happen it would be so awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maVW_Gb8tSM

Why the hell do you have such a tiny wang? I mean you're the energy-made, godlike superhuman and you only have about 4 inches down there? What is this? Okay, you don't use it anymore but if I were you, I would get myself at least 10-12 inches. And why do I think that if you get yourself some red pants and a red hat, you would make a great Papa Smurf?

PETA protests against the newest Super Mario game because you can find a tanooki costume...
They say this would tell kids it's okay to kill animals and wear their pelt and as an answer, PETA is going to make a game where a skinned tanooki hunts Mario.
I really support PETA and what they do but this is just so ridiciolous! It's a game for kids! As if there wasn't real cruelty against animals, PETA should do something against that and not try to make little children cry who just want to have fun with their videogame...

A good friend of my family died today, not even 100 meters away from our house. He had already 2 strokes and it seems these was his 3rd, but we are not sure yet. I just came to the scene when the ambulance and the emergency medic already had arrived. First I only noticed his dog and asked the medics if I could come closer since I believed to know the man. And as I came closer, it was him. At least this allowed the cops to inform his family since he hadn't his papers with him and by me they could find out who he was. But there is one thing that terribly hurts me: I planned to leave for town center 30 min earlier, but decided to clear some open questions belonging my studies first. If I had left as I planned, I perhaps would have been able to find him earlier and help him. That's one thing that is really chewing on me, to not know if I could have saved him by just leaving earlier...
He was a fine guy, always greeting when you met him, always friendly... he will be missed painfully.

Lol, there is this one creepy photo on ebay. It is from 1870 and it definitly shows Nicolas Cage! If you want to look, go to google and type "nicolas cage 1870". I knew there was something wrong with this guy, he is just too awesome...

Well, today I found three credit cards on the pedestrian walk. All three still useable till '13 and not damaged. So I took those and brought it to the police station, which was just 5 min away, thinking someone got robbed and the thieves just threw away the cards. Left them at the station and gave one officer my IDs and phonenumber etc. So some hours later I get a call from a man, finding out it's the owner of the cards. He wasn't robbed, he lost them while taking some money from his wallet, not noticing that he lost his cards. And he wouldn't have noticed until weekend (96 hours!) if not for the police who called him because of the cards. So he is hyper happy cause 96 hours is a long time for evil persons to use a credit limit. Says that he didn't believe that there are still people so honest.
I feel really good that I did what I did, cause I know it was the right and the most honorable thing to do.

You made a good fight this evening, I really admit. But next time, don't insult Mr. Klitschko before the fight. You might not have known, but Dr. Ironfist is even harder to beat when he's angry. And please stop running away like a chicken, most of the time I thought I was watching a marathon and not a boxing fight.
Kind regards


So yep, "Dr. Ironfist" Wladimir Klitschko made it this evening. I really have to say David Haye made a good fight. Before the fight I thought he would end one foot shorter because good'ol Wladimir would beat him into the basement, I mean, dude, he really insulted Klitschko and everyone knows that an angry Klitschko is the worst Klitschko. But he really surtprised me, and on top he was NOT a sore loser...

So yeah, they tried to beam me up but I was too fat and after the 3rd attempt, they said "Fuck it, we take someone else up here!" So I'm still here and hell isn't that bad, at least there is Heavy Metal music down there. If you got beamed up, congrats, but I doubt that god would take up anyone from the fandom, who would want all the drama up there? XDDDDDDD

Edit: Look who showed up at my house

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTuaWylaSCg

When he heard that "Hell on Earth 2011" was cancelled, he was very disappointed and asked for a beer and some money for the bus home...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YASDb0dnRME

And now someone shall say again we germans would have no humor...

I was watching the boxing fight Vitali Klitschko vs. Oliander Solis. I thought this would become a nice fight, pretty equal rivals here. BUT.................. Klitschko KNOCKS-OUT Solis in the 1st round! A simple hit against the left temple with Klitschkos famous right "ironfist" and Solis is gone, even with his cover up. This was so bad, and the audience is totally pissed. They payed a lot of money for a long night of boxing and after less than 1 round it's over, damn DX
But I say Solis is a great boxer and to lose against one of the Klitschko bros is no shame. I wish him better luck next time.

Good thing is yesterday was my 22nd birthday, YAY ^^
Bad thing is I caught foodpoisoning or noro-virus, doesn't matter, the point is from yesterday evening on, everything I ate went through my head a 2nd time. If someone wants to give me a belated birthday present, send my some good vibes 'cause bad stomach is bad...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqQ-xlCFspQ

When a guy is able to scream like this, he is really scared to death................. or he is neutered XD

Ho ho ho!

Happy Xmas to you all.

I will sit in front of my fireplace and wait for Santa since I think an old man in red clothes that comes trough your chimney and brings presents to children is pretty suspicious.

FA bans cubporn.
Well, my opinion to this is that it was the only logical option. There were two possibilties: Keep it and run out of money until FA goes down with flying colours or drop it and survive. I never was a friend of cubart since I think it is one of the creepier / more dubious fetishes but I always was a fierce protector of the freedom of speech and the freedom of expression. But this is a situation FA cannot win no matter what they do. It would be a sad situation if FA had to go offline for ever just because of unreasonableness.

EDIT: Seeing all the drama going on, I realize that giving my opinion here could lead to lots of shit raining on me, so just read, don't comment, I have enough complaining and bitching at home atm, I don't need it in the only place that is keeping me from stabbing myself in the head...

What the title says. Congrats to Mr. Vettel, finally we found someone who is able to step into Michael Schuhmachers shoes

Repost from Lavafox' journal

♥To every guy that said, "Sex can wait" (yeah, wait till we get to the bedroom *runs to bedroom*)

♥To every guy that said, "You're beautiful" (i wouldnt believe it anyway)

♥To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her (sounds like a loser with a car)

♥To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. (money spent on that trash should have payed for her medicine)

♥To every guy who has given her flowers just because that's how he rolls (What a waste of money, they just die)

♥To every guy that said he would die for her. (so he wouldnt have to listen to her anymore)

♥To every guy that really would. (suicidal sun of a bitch)

♥To every guy that did what she wanted to die for (What?)

♥To every guy that cried in front of her... (aww she caught him cheating, poor guy)

♥To every guy that she cried in front of... (girls cry a LOT)

♥To every guy that holds hands with her. (eww sweaty stinky dry tough skin on his hands)

♥To every guy that kisses her with meaning.. (Yuck Germs!)

♥To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. (90% of the time females are sad)

♥To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. (that can get sooo annoying)

♥To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. (cause she wouldnt bring her own?)

♥To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. (That makes me feel like im a retard when a guy does that... but i guess i am -_-)

♥To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to
see her for ten minutes (so he can make sure to get every detail about where she was and why she was out late)

♥To every guy that would give his seat up... (He dont want to watch what she wants to watch anyway)

♥To every guy that just wants to cuddle. (Cuddles lead up to sex so of course thats what guys want)

♥To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. (so he can make her feel comfortable around him so he can get in her pants)

♥To every guy who told his secrets to her. (yeah the mild secrets like he picks his nose)

♥To every guy that showed how much he cared through every word and every breath. (poetic, smooth talking, try to make himself sound smart jerk)

♥To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one. (the one who would let me in her pants tonight)

♥To every guy that believed in her dreams. (the dumb ones dont have dreams so no worries)

♥To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them (money money money)

♥To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams. (cause the dumb dreams are SECRET!)

♥To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door (she dont have one, the mans driving her drunk ass home... after takeing advantage of her being drunk!!!)

♥To every guy that gave his heart. (thats a dumb saying, thats also gross and it would kill him)

♥To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her. (As long as shes able to spread her legs for him some day)


Nice guys still finish last


Because Lavafox thinks there are no nice guys out there I repost this to show her there is at least one...

http://blog.peta.org/archives/2010/.....s_in_river.php

What this sick person did is so horrible, she must be found! PETA asks for every help to find and bring her to court! Please spread the word and post a link to this journal! Thanks for your help.

Dedicated to the 19 victims and over 340 injured of the Loveparade 2010. They searched for peace and friendship but had to go through a nightmare because of the ignorance of the organizers and the persons in charge. For the 19 who died yesterday, I hope they find peace in the hands of god.

:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Qk3tQ0wM-k:

Produced in 2008 by Bollywood and Disney, this movie is so awesome. Hope it comes to the western countries.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ncml9Ad1wE

Love is in the air love is everywhere

It's carnival in Germany, that means funny people, alcohol and costumes for the next two days! And of course Büttenreden and parades, where they throw candy from their waggons. So let's party

Yay, now I'm finally 21, after beeing born on a Friday 13th I always thought I wouldn't make it until my 21st, but I have!

Just watch!

http://gameone.de/blog/2009/10/333f-f-20m-c3

LOL, thanks for the 1000th pageview, although I never uploaded anything X) But that reminds me to use my brain to finish some stories until christmas (but nooo christmas-stories) Hope to soon see the 10k.... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Hey, is anyone out there who would sell me a copy of the extinctioner issues 8 and 9 from vol. 2? That is the last gap in my collection and after some month of hard search and no result I know have enough. So I would pay any price which is not ridicioulus (so don't come me with 100$, you know that is too expensive!), perhaps someone out there wants to make a deal with me. And if you want to sell a whole collection, well, I also would accept that, if # 8 and 9 are included.
Hope to get many answers here.

Thanathan