Dear ,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass under the bus and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your toe ring but keeping the results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I hate your cooking and I love Oprah.

Go milk a cow,

~Diesel


(jk I love your cooking please don't let me starve)



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How to do this meme!

***Dear (person of your choice,)

I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when you When you (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),

~(your name)


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1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other - I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - you're new world emperor

Stolen from the Prince of Space,

1. What name do you go by when suiting?
Diesel, or Deez, or Hey Stupid Dog

2. What is the name of your suit(s)?
Daniel G. Sheppard

3. Do you have a full or a partial suit?
Fullsuit

4. What animal is your fursuit?
German Shepherd

5. What color is most of your suit?
Various Brown and Tan Colors

6. Does it have any special designs?
I rock a scar over my left eye

7. If yes, is it airbrushed or sewn specially?
Sewn in

8. Does your suit have any accessories? (piercings, weapons, etc.)
At Megaplex I'll be rocking various Dapper accessories thanks to

9. How long have you been fursuiting?
I don't even know, like 2 years?

10. How long have you had your current suit?
Keryu made my suit as a partial for FWA 2012, and it became fully awesome at MFF 2012.

11. Is the suit you have now your first fursuit?
It is! Though one of these years I plan on working towards one of my alternates.

12.If no, is the suit you have now an updated version of your old fursuit?
N/A

13 Who made your fursuit?
 keryu made 110% of Diesel~

14. Synthetic fur, or real fur?
Synthetic!

15. Do you have a moving jaw?
A little, but it does justice!

16. If yes, how many teeth?
I've got a few teeth

17.Furthermore, does your mouth have a tongue?
Yep!

18. Follow-me eyes, yes or no?
Nope, static eyes just work better on Diesel's head.

19. Where did your suit make its debut?
FWA 2012, what a fun time!

20. What was the first convention (include year of con) you went to in suit?
FWA 2011!

21. Digigrade legs, furry pants, other?
They're basically furry pants haha

22. What do you do (if anything) to keep your suit clean and nice smelling/looking?
I wash it after every con, but I'm miserable about remembering to brush it, so it's scruffy, but I'mma dog any way so whatevs.

23. Is there anything special about your suit that sets it apart from others?
I got a scar over my eye, and at least during Megaplex, I'mma be dapper as fuck

24. What do you normally wear under your suit?
Under Armour

25. How much would you say your suit has cost you financially?
I'm a lucky dude since my GF is a fursuit maker, so a lot less than what people pay. XD

26. What's the most damage your suit (any of them) has ever suffered?
I got my head smooshed by some other fursuiter's ass, but luckily it's foam so no harm no foul.

27. What is the core of your tail?
Uh.

28.How does your suit's various parts stay attached to your body?
Tail is attached to a belt I wear under the suit.

29. Does your fursuit head have eyelids?
It does actually haha

30. What does your suit smell like?
I wanna say just normal because I've never been told I smell in suit.

31. If you've got'em, how long are your suit's ears (inches please)?
long inches

32. What do you store your suit in?
Bag in the closet

33. What's the story behind your suit (try to be brief):
Picked a animal, got a suit, happy fun times

34. Do you like giving hugs when in suit?
Absolutely!

35. Ever... uh... "yiff" while in suit?
Nonononono. I like my suit too much.

36. Do you avoid people carrying coffee, soda, things that stain a suit?
I do, I try to only handle liquids when my hands paws are off to avoiding spilling anything.

37. Do you eat/drink in suit, or do you at least remove the head first?
I remove the head first to eat or drink anything really.

38. Do you ever put your suit on, look in the mirror and do sexy poses?
No. hahaha

39. How much do you sweat in suit?
My head sweats like fucking crazy, but I don't sweat a ton body wise.

40. Do you like suiting around kids (under 16yrs)?
Honestly, I haven't suited much around kids.

41. Where have you gotten the most attention while in suit?
Various Fursuit Games during MFF, Megaplex, and FWA.

42. Ever been stopped by security/the law for being in suit?
Not yet.

43. Ever plays sports while in suit?
Bowling and Fursuit Games if you wanna count those haha

44. Have you ever let somebody else wear your suit?
The head, but not the body, that's kinda...Iunno. Gross if I've been sweating?

45. Have you ever cried while in suit?
I have not.

46. Does your suit protect you against the force of drama?
I definitely forget about everything when I suit, and really just try to have as much fun as possible.

47. Favorite thing to do in suit?
Mess with people, especially in large crowds.

49. Favorite romping grounds in suit?
Conventions

50. Do you bowl while in suit?
Yep!

51. Ever make a video of yourself in suit?
I'm in a few, but I didn't make the videos haha

52. When in suit, do you talk?
Usually if I need to.

53. Do you believe in the magic?
No. lol

54. Have you ever held up a sign that reads "THE GAME" or "Free hugs"?
I wanna get a Free Hugs one one of these days.

55. Have you been on/in the news lately?
No haha

56. Is anybody ever too old or young to be a fursuiter?
Not at all, so long as the young'n's have supervision.

57. When you go romping, who do you take with you?
I usually have a tight knit of peeps who I suit around with, but I'm down to hang with whoever.

58. What's the most wet your suit has ever gotten with you in it?
In dat washing machine.

59. Ever lift a leg, just for laughs?
Yes, haha

60. What's your policy regarding camp fires and fursuits?
Go away stay away

61. Largest thing you ever got stuck to your suit?
people hugging me?

62. How do people normally react when they see your suit for the first time?
Most people think I'm some other Diesel who got a new suit, so that's cool I guess.

63. Favorite suiting story?
Can't say I have a favorite, but winning Best Supporting Character during the Fursuit Games at MFF 2012 was quite the hoot.

64. Who are your favorite suiters that you look up to?
My friends who are much more loose when suiting than I am. I still get nervous around strangers, can't really shake it. lol

65. Would you get married in suit (or at least with a tail)?
hahahahaha, no, no way at all.

Stolen from  casey

Just beat The Last of Us, buying time on my three day weekend, Lesgo.
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• × • A B O U T Y O U R S E L F • × •
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- Name: Kyle; Diesel in the fandom, along with 190375 other people. S'all good though.
- Single or Taken: Taken by <33
- Sex: Male
- Birthday: August 5th
- Sign: Leo
- Hair Color: Light Brown
- Eye Color: Blue
- Height: 6'1"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Straight

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• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Whatever's around really. My hair's too short to care.
- What are you listening to right now?: The Dream w/ Beyonce and 2 Chainz. Shit's fire.
- Who is the last person that called you?: My buddy Hayden
- How many buddies are online right now?: Pleeeeeenty. lol

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• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
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- Animals: Cats, Birds, Dogs all 'round.
- Color: Royal Purple
- Drink: Diet Coke. Could drink it all day.
- Element: Earth
- Food: Steak
- Game: Final Fantasy X
- Movie: Fight Club
- Song: Too many to say really.
- Subjects In School: Math & Literature
- T.V. Series: Jackass
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• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
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- Given Anyone A Bath?: Nope
- Smoked?: One Cigar.
- Bungee Jumped?: Heights aren't my friend so, no haha.
- Made Yourself Throw Up?: Yep.
- Skinny Dipped?: Yep! haha
- Ever Been In Love?: Still am <3
- Made Yourself Cry To Get Out Of Trouble?: When I was little, yeah a lot.
- Pictured Your Crush Naked?: Haha, yeah a lot actually haha
- Actually Seen Your Crush Naked?: Plenty of times!
- Cried When Someone Died?: Yeah.
- Lied: I use to a lot, I really try not to anymore.
- Fallen For Your Best Friend?: Keryu was my best friend for a year before we started going out, so yeah!
- Used Someone?: I don't believe so..
- Done Something You Regret?: Yep.
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• × • C U R R E N T • × •
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- Clothes: T-Shirt and Shorts, my chill clothes maaaan.
- Desktop Picture: Angler Jax from League of Legends doin' what he does best. Fishin'.
- CD In Player: None.
- DVD In Player: None.
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• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
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- You Touched: My girl Keryu~
- Hugged: Keryu again~
- You kissed: Keryu one mo' time~
- You IMed: My TF2 buddy Sezco
- Talk To Online: Sezco again!
- You Sexed It Up With: Keryuuuuuuuu
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• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
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- Understanding?: Very.
- Open-minded?: Very.
- Arrogant?: At times.
- Insecure?: Not anymore.
- Random?: Very.
- Hungry?: Thirsty.
- Smart?: People say so, I don't see it. haha
- Moody?: Not nearly as much.
- Organized?: Not even.
- Shy?: Slightly.
- Difficult?: Slightly.
- Bored Easily?: I can keep busy!
- Entertained Easily?: Very.
- Obsessed?: With music.
- Lazy?: Good Lord yeah.
- Angry?: I try to look at the best of everything.
- Happy?: Very.
- Hyper?: Not so much.
- Trusting?: Kiiiinda.
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• × • R A N D O M • × •
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- In The Morning I: Go to work or back to bed. hahaha
- Love Is: A 5'5" girl with Brown hair and Hazel eyes who I've known for most of my life~
- I Dream About: Stuff I could explain.
- What Do You Notice First In The Sex You're Into: Their Smile.
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• × • W H O • × •
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- Makes You Laugh The Most: Keryu, we bounce off humorously so well.
- Makes You Smile: All my friends!
- Gives You A Funny Feeling When You See Him/Her: Keryu~~
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• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
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- Sit On The Internet All Night Waiting For That Someone Special To IM You?: I live with her, I'll just give her a hug if I wanna contact her!
- Wish You Were A Member Of The Opposite Sex?: Who hasn't?
- Wish You Were Younger?: To do a few things differently, yeah.
- Cry Because Someone Said Something To You?: I can't remember the last time that happened.
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• × • N U M B E R • × •
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- Of Times I Have Had My Heart Broken?: None.
- Of Guys I've Kissed: Oh..no, no no.
- Of Girls I've Kissed: 1 and 1 only!
- Of Scars On My Body: I wanna say...3 maybe? One I have no clue if there is or not because it would be under my hair. Iunno dude.