I'm bored, tired, and like memes.

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• × • ALL | ABOUT | ME • × •
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- Name: Jordan
- Single or taken: Taken
- Sex: Male
- Birthday: November 29, 1991
- Sign: Sagittarius
- Hair color: Brown!
- Eye color: Super Blue
- Height: 6'0"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: EHH. I'm Bi I suppose.
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• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •
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- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: Pac Sun and Hot Topic
- Favorite designer?: None.
- What is your sexiest outfit?: A Nice White V-Neck, Tight Jeans, and Some Vans Slip ons.
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: Boxers. Straight up.
- What do you usually wear?: Jeans and a Band Tee.
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• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Bed Head Straight
- What are you listening to right now?: Silverstein.
- Who is the last person that called you?: Sira <3
- How many buddies are online right now?: About 20
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• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
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- Food: Thai Peanut Chicken/ Bar B Q / A Really Good Pizza
- Girls' names: Alexandra
- Boys' names: Aiden or Brodi
- Subjects in school: U.S. History, Government, Public Speaking, Latin
- Animals: Deer, Wolves, Lemurs, Tigers.
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• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
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- Given anyone a bath?: Do Dogs Count?
- Smoked?: Nope.
- Bungee jumped?: No But I Would LOVE To
- Made yourself throw up?: Once. Not Good.
- Skinny dipped?: Yeah, Its So Fun. :33
- Ever been in love?: Yes, Madly.
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: It Usually never worked, but yeah.
- Pictured your crush naked?: Day to Day :]
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Yeah.
- Cried when someone died?: No.
- Lied: Not to friends. To my mom...another story.
- Fallen for your best friend?: No...
- Used someone?: Never on purpose...if that makes sense.
- Done something you regret?: I'm sure I could think of something.

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• × • C U R R E N T • × •
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- Clothes: Swishy shorts, SkyEatsAirplane Tee, Bandanna
- Desktop picture: EdgeWolf's Modded ABR album desktop. I <3 It
- CD in player: Mix...
- DVD in player: None.

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• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
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- You touched: No idea.
- Hugged: My Mom! :/
- You kissed: Sira
- You IMed: Sira
- Talk to online: Sira
- You sexed it up with: Sira

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• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
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- Understanding?: Very. To an extent.
- Open-minded?: Very. To no certain extent.
- Arrogant?: I hope not.
- Insecure?: A Tad.
- Random?: Mildly.
- Hungry?: NO. Just ate a huge and awesome dinner
- Smart?: My grades say so
- Moody?: Soooo much. haha
- Organized?: AHAHAHA, i try.
- Shy?: Oh yeah.
- Difficult?: Not all the time, but i hate it when others do it a lot.
- Bored easily?: Not REALLY, but i do get bored easily on occasion.
- Obsessed?: Heh, about all the right things, and a couple of the wrong ones.
- Angry?: No, but once you set me off, its hard to stop it.
- Happy?: Oh so happy.
- Hyper?: Under the right circumstances.
- Trusting?: Its built and given when i see fit.

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• × • R A N D O M • × •
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- In the morning I: Groan, moan, take a shower and dress, straighten my hair, let the dog out, and go to class.
- Love is: Amazing, when shared and cherished with the perfect person.
- I dream about: Dirty Deer Dicks and Murder.
- Sexual preference: Girls...but penis is a.o.k.
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Eyes, smile and hair. In that order. Then the personality of the person. then the body. I like to check out the body. :]]

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• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • ×
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- Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi
- Flowers or candy: Kisses
- Tall or short: short, but i like to be taller. :3

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• × • W H O • × •
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- Makes you laugh the most: Kyle, and Myself. Oh mygod.
- Makes you smile: Sira, on a freaking hourly basis.
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Honestly? Sira, DUH.

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• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: No not really, we don't have to wait.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: NO. NOT EVER.
- Wish you were younger?: No. 18 seems too far away (2 months...)
- Cry because someone said something to you?: I dwell and sulk sometimes, but no, not really cry.

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• × • N U M B E R • × •
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?: Once, maybe twice.
- Of guys I've kissed: One :0
- Of girls I've kissed: Five sounds about right.
- Of Cd's I own: Like...10. But I have over 1K songs. :D
- Of scars on my body: A Few...I'll say 3.

Well, that's it. SPREAD IT AROUND, PROPAGATE THE SPECIES.

Yoooooo. Zup everyone! :3 I MISS TALKING TO YA'LL. >:C

School has started up for me, and even though I am a senior in High School, I got some really tough classes and Marching Band going on, all of which are really taking up all of my time. So if you needed an explanation for my absence, there. :3

UMM, I just got my tail in from  beastcub its epic. I'm gonna wear it all the time now. ...

...

ok, maybe in private and at furry events, but still, It's really awesome.

I'm hoping to be more active on here, and once i turn 18, I'm going to continue my posts on F2F, but i need to get back into the flow on here.

Love Ya'll

<3

PS -  Afenen HAS KICK ASS ART. PLEASE CHECK HER STUFF OUT!

Tagged by the Great  foxhound3857

10 things I dislike or hate in this world.

#1: Dishonesty.

If you can't be honest, even with yourself, than why try to get by in the world. Things would be so much easier in life if we would learn to trust, through people being more honest.

#2: Lack Of Communication

Again, if you can't say something is wrong, or just let someone know, "Hey, I have a problem.", how are you going to get what you want. I am a firm believer that all failed relationships are through poor communication. There's always a spark that ignites, its time we kept the flame going...

#3: Intolerance.

JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE DOESN'T DO/THINK/ACT THE SAME WAY YOU DO/THINK/ACT DOES NOT MAKE THEM WRONG. PERIOD. END OF FUCKING STORY.

#4: Being Ridiculous Hot.

Temperature wise. Can't stand 100 degree weather. BLECH.

#5: Socks.

Why can't I just go barefoot all the time. Plz? They just get lost anyway...

#6: FURRIES WHO HATE OTHER FURRIES

Like, Let Me Explain.

If you have a fursona, your a furry. Don't get me wrong, you can hate things about the fandom, or criticize things that go on around you in the fandom, but saying that you hate furries, and you are one, makes NO SENSE. Unless, you hate yourself :3

#7: Overspread Memes.

WASTE. OF. INTERNETS. Its funny for a while, but I can only SHOOP so much...

#8: People Who Cut.

GRANTED. I USED TO. A Lot of people have.

BUT THERE IS NO REASON TO INFLICT SELF HARM ON YOURSELF.

NONE.

There are SEVERAL other ways to curb your depression/anger without a blade.

#9: Drama

Nuff Said

#10: PROUD Hunters

Not like its illegal, or I guess morally wrong. But I hate driving down the road, behind a pickup with spotlights, hunting bumper stickers, scopes, and a guy wearing a Buckhunter t-shirt.

ARE YOU REALLY THAT PROUD THAT YOU CAN SHOOT A DEFENSELESS ANIMAL?

I don't mind hunters, but when they make it to be some MAGICAL hobby, I get ticked.

TAGGING:

 atmus23  equium  shapeshiftingsira

Tagged by the Almighty  Serberus

1) Post these rules
2) Post 8 true things about yourself
3) At the end you must tag 8 people and post their icons
4) Go to their page and send them a message saying you tagged them
5) NO TAG-BACKS

Tired. So Let's Make This Quick...

1- I Like Screamo/Hardcore/Emo/Core Music WAAAYYY Too much.
2- I Love Making Music.
3- I Lied About My Age When I Joined The Fandom. I'm 18 in November.
4- I am really laid back, and just like to chat it up with people about anything.
5- I have only one Real stable relationship right now in my life, with my g/f
6- I work at a dog kennel; work is easy, but i hate it.
7- I REALLY want to join a screamo band and tour the country over going to college
8- I am NOT a virgin ;3


LESSE. I TAG...

[edit: will tag when not tired]

stolen from  punkwolf

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Jordan
2. Daylo
3. Bambi

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. didmedothat1
2. thefallofjordan
3. A Skylit Jordan

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. Played Fifa 09
2. Played Guitar
3. Rubbed A Cat/Pussy

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I'm Cute/Handsome/Lean
2. I'm Musically Inclined
3. I'm Really Laid Back

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Depressed Sometimes
2. Picky
3. Get Aggravated by Little Things

THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. England
2. Ireland
3. Scotland

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. Needles
2. Death
3. Needle Inflicted Death

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Chiodos Tee
2. Nike Shorts
3. Flip Flops

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Music
2. Shower
3. Food

THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. iPod
2. Phone
3. Laptop

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Bloc Party
2. Chiodos
3. The Devil Wears Prada

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. music
2. Friends
3. Nicole <3

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Trashmouth by VANNA
2. Don't Jump The Shark Before You Save The Whale by BROADWAY
3. Cradle Your Flith by WE WERE GENTLEMEN

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Graduating
2. Gearing Up For College
3. Lipring?...

THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
1. I
2. Regret
3. Nothing.


THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Communication
2. Loyalty and Honesty
3. Sexy... (Found All Three With Sira <3)


THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
1. Music
2. Poetry
3. My Advice

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. I'm iffy on my sexuality, but i really don't care
2. I secretly just want to my own thing, instead of what im told...
3. I WISH I WAS A GIRL. >.> (L)

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Eyes
2. Hair
3. Body Shape

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Roll My R's
2. Go Buy A Pack Of Smokes
3. SUCK MY OWN DICK.

THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
1. Innocence
2. Stability
3. Safety

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. Money
2. Car
3. Antlers...

THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. My Family
2. My Musical Influences
3. My Own Ambition

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Music Making
2. Long Boarding
3. Video Games

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Be With My Wolfy... <3
2. Drive Out To ATL
3. Go To A FurryCon

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Teacher
2. Journalism
3. Politics...

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
1. England
2. Colorado
3. Canada

THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:
1. BAMBI HURR HURR
2. Krystal
3. Rocko

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Play In A Band and Do a Show
2. Skydiving
3. Orgy

Going to GA for about 2 weeks.

Flight from Norfolk to Charlotte to Jacksonville tomorrow morning

Not much planned, just hanging with my Dad, and lounging poolside.

Might go to Warped down there, might not. Dunno yet.

Will still have internet, just won't be in VA.

Love and Breakdowns :3

Jordan

I was just wondering.

If anyone knows a good fursuiter

Who is taking orders for tails...

CAUSE I WANT ONE.

>:C

Thanks :3

YOU. That's what. You are. <3


But yeah, Summer is here. I smell Warped Tour...not sure where I'm going, or if I am...but I REALLY REALLY want to go. If not, I will at least make it out to a show or something.

Really Really trying hard to meet up with the local furs here. To ya'll, I'm sorry I suck. The meets are a bit far, out in VA Beach, even if it is just 30 minutes. I'm trying to get  shapeshiftingsira to come with me, but whatever. I WILL MAKE A MEET, I SWEAR.

ohhhh.

I also have twitter again. FOR THE LULZ. :3

JordanDeer. FOLLOW AND FEEL....

That's all for now. <3

I'm back. YEA!

Had an ok time over the week, but it's good to be home. I'm pretty bored now though. :/ Gonna be on AIM/Skype/ TF2/ here all week. Feel free to hit me up! Love talking to ya'll!

So, I'm going to be in Lynchburg, VA from Sunday til Saturday. I will be involved with Boy's State along with around 900 other "prestigious" young men from across VA. Should be....LAME!

But Here's the thing. I won't have a computer, so yeah. I will have my iPod, but wifi is not guaranteed. If there is no such luck, I will talk to you all on Saturday or Sunday when I recover. For those of you who have/want my cell phone number, i can stay in contact through that :3

Be good My babies <3

So, this journal is a piggy back off of the last one. But I am adding another point to it. and it's a pretty major point. That many of you will hate me for, but I need to tell you all, so yeah.

FIRST)

So, I have met someone. Someone truly awesome. Someone I have fallen very hard for. I'm sure most of the people on here who follow me don't know her, but here's her FA..

This girl is pretty amazing. We've been friends for a while, but we have quickly gotten...better...acquainted with each other. You all will be hearing more about her if you can last through this next point...

SECOND)

I have lied to a lot of you.

A LOT of you know me through a website called Furry To Furry, an adults only BBS for furs to convene. WELL...

I'm 17. I have notified a Mod about it. I'm admitting it now so that I can move on, hopefully keep some of the friends I have, and just stop lying. Cause it's stupid, and pointless, and lame.

I want to apologize to all of those who have had a false image of me, but I'm realizing now, that there is no point in lying about your age. I met some great people as a result, but it's now time to own up, move one, and live the life that I have in front of me. Again, I'm really sorry, and I know for some of you, this stings more than others. But there it is. I'm just another liar on the internet, who is trying to right the wrong.

Well, now I'm upset. I wasn't upset before. Oh well, I needed to do this.

Umm, so yeah. There is that. Take it as you will, and I will continue my fA account with updates.

<3

I am alive.
I am busy.
I still Love you all. <3

AS FAR AS THE TITLE GOES, DETAILS WILL BE FORTHCOMING...

1) Who are you?
2) Are we friends?
3) When and how did we meet?
4) Would you kiss me?
5) Give me a nickname and explain why.
6) Describe me in 1 word.
7) What was your first impression of me?
8) Do you still think the same?
9) What reminds you of me?
10) If you could give me anything, what would it be?
11) How well do you know me?
12) Are you gonna put this in your journal and see what I say about you?
13) Would you meet up with me?

Tagged by  zav <3


RULES:
- Choose a singer/band/group.
- Answer using only song titles by that singer/band/group.
- Tag 6 more people (Let them know they've been tagged).

I'm choosing Chiodos. CAUSE ITS SCENE. :3


•Are you male or female?

Who's Sandie Jenkins?

•Describe yourself?

Intensity in Ten Cities

•What do people feel when they're around you?

The Words "Best Friend" Become Redefined.

•How would you describe your previous relationship?

To Trixie And Reptile, Thanks For Everything

•How would you describe your current relationship?

All Nereids Beware

•Where would you want to be now?

There's No Penguins In Alaska

•How do you feel about love?

Smitten For The Mitten

•What's your life like?

Life's A Perception Of Your Own Reality

•What would you ask if you had only one wish?

Is It Progression, If A Cannibal Uses A Fork?



And I tag...  ihadabearonce

LIKE A POP UP BOOK :D


So, I got a bit on my plate. Working hard these past weeks, but I'm actually maintaing a life, my life on here, and juggling work and school as well! PRETTY SWEET.

Some things ya'll should know.


~ I'm trying to continue arting. I will be doing just free art for a while. Once I have free time, you should see some more submissions from me.

~ I'm making music. I'm really looking for people to collab with too. I am using VOX effects on like, 3 different music OS's, and I'm making beats. Currently, I'm adding vocals to a song by  hydroice But, if anyone wants to do anything, feel free to contact me. I just wanna make songs :3

~ I'm playing TF2, Perfect World, and Half Life on here. I wanna play some more games on my PC, but money and computing power are issues. If you want to suggest a game I should join, go for it, but its not a big deal.

~ I'm considering a name change...like really. I might go under an alias, like my character's name, Daylo. But... I might go under a nickname, or just keep my name. Undecided at this point.


<3

I bought TF2.

It's Downloading as I type.

I play all classes, all teams.

I usually like Scout/Pyro and CAN snipe like no one's biz.

RED team is cool. BLU works too.

Let's Play! my name on steam is the same thing as on here.

Go Check Out My Submission? Please?

It's an old song I made back in the day...with an old band.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2170987

SOMEHOW VORN HAS GOTTEN AHOLD OF MY NEW AIM ADDRESS.

THAT TOOK, ABOUT 4 DAYS.

I HAVENT POSTED IT ANYWHERE PUBLICLY AND HAVE BEEN GIVING OUT WITH CAUTION.

PLEASE please.....please.

Please, Do Not Give Out My Personal Information If I Give It To You.

Thanks.

:C

Chaos ensued after I showed Atty my Sketch...

___________________

Atmus: I like it!
Atmus: the hair and the antlers are good
Atmus: I'd say make the muzzle a bit more rounded, and the eyes a little wider? idk
Atmus: furrry anatomy is uncharted waters

JordanDeer.: ok. i changed the eyes, like...12 times
JordanDeer.: no lie, so i will make them wider
JordanDeer.: and i can make the muzzle rounded

Atmus: those arent' for sure, thats just what I can think of
Atmus: ish rlly good though babe ;3

JordanDeer.: thanks
JordanDeer.: too bad it wont get a comment
JordanDeer.: i only get an absurd amount of comments if i put a picture up with no shirts

Atmus: I don't get too many comments either =/

JordanDeer.: let's huddle together for warmth.

Atmus: mmmk
Atmus: *slides up next to you*

JordanDeer.: *fucks you in the ass*

Atmus: god damnit.

JordanDeer.: AHA
JordanDeer.: you are supposed to go "oh yeah"

Atmus: >.>
Atmus: newp
Atmus: you gotta work for my ass

JordanDeer.: We're through then.

Atmus: is that so?

JordanDeer.: yep.
JordanDeer.: it's been fun
JordanDeer.: hope you have a successful life
JordanDeer.: im gonna go fuck vorn or some other hopeless fag

Atmus: I'm gonna go lie around in my underwear, too bad I have no one to think about

JordanDeer.: Ok, I Don't Care.

Atmus: I'm gonna sext sext messages to myself

JordanDeer.: That's weird.

Atmus: yup
Atmus: oh boy, the french exchange students are coming into town soon
Atmus: french girls
Atmus: and me
Atmus: cause french people seems to love to fight over me
Atmus: nothing to hold me back....

JordanDeer.: I'm Not Jealous

Atmus: I'm losing this battle

JordanDeer.: Alright, well I'm gonna go take a hot shower.

Atmus: *feels real dumb*

JordanDeer.: I think I might txt one of the endless girl stalkers i have later
JordanDeer.: while naked
JordanDeer.: still wet from the shower
JordanDeer.: droplets running down my tone body

Atmus: so how do i win you back?

JordanDeer.: BEND OVER

Atmus: *bends over*


I JUST WON THE GAME.

JordanDeer.: JordanDeer. fucks you in the ass

So, I having been thinking.

A LOT.


The other day I was like,

GOD DAMNIT, I REALLY WANNA DRAW LIKE THEM COOL KIDS ON FA.



So, for the past week, I have been STUDYING everyone's work.

And I having been drawing.


So, What I Want YOU ALL To Take Away From My Journal Is This:

I Will Be Scanning In Work Periodically.

When I Do, Please Tell Me What You LIKE and What You DON'T

I Want To Get Better. KTHANKSGAIZILOVEYOUALL.

...I Can't Give It Out On Here. Because Everyone's Favorite Stalker Will Get It. But If You Want It, You Can Either...

a) Comment here with your AIM and I'll IM you
b) Note Me with yours
c) Note Me asking for mine.
d) Comment here asking for mine, and I will note you.

ISH A SECRET.
THANKS DOUCHEFAG FOR STALKING US.

 Baddemona has commissions open, and she could really use the cash.

Go check her out, she is one of the sweetest people you will talk to and is quite awesome.

SO, like i said, if you want some sweet art, and have some side cash, go check out

for a commission.

Here's her Commission Journal.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/667674/

Or, you can help by spreading the word! SO SPREAD IT >:C


 Baddemona
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 Baddemona
 Baddemona
 Baddemona
 Baddemona
 Baddemona
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LOLOLOL J/K. But Really.. *srs face*


Just throwing an update to anyone who might read this. Which is maybe two of you. I LOVE YOU TWO. <3


I've been quite sick recently. I'm actually driving out to Norfolk today to see a doctor, and hopefully get something. I 99%$ sure what I have is strep. :c

Been busy with school and work. But things should be settling down here (hopefully) soon. I really want to talk to more of ya'll.

If anyone wants my cell number, and you pass my STALKER, OR NOT STALKER run down, you can have it. I'm a big texter. :333

Lastly, I'm still on Xbox. GT: TheFallOfJordan. I just added  baddemona the other day. Looking for more furs to play.

<3333333333333

<3 <3 <3 <3



<3 <3 <3 <3








ANYWAY

...About to go drive in the Rain, Laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

So, On The Meme Thing... CLOTHING Was Spelled Wrong.

It's Fixed As Of Now.

Thanks To  JaseSea For The Spelling Eye