Just about done uploading stuff to my gallery. I've been sticking [COMM] on the end of all these because I may, by some crazy chance someday, finally get my rump into gear and actually begin making and submitting art of my own. If that does happen then everything is already labelled to reflect what is and isn't my art.

Howdy! Its been so long since I made a journal it took me about 30 minutes to figure out how to do it

Anyway

I'm going to slowly upload the art I've commissioned over the years once I obtain artists permissions. Links to the originals will be provided where available, please favorite them there. Though do what you want, I can't stop you, this is the internet. Find your opinions, and tell them to me.

Thanks and be good,

Fuzimir

1. What's your favorite candle scent? Fresh cut hay

2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister? Hmm, not sure about this one

3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother? Mr Ed. Allll the way man.

4. How old do you think you'll be when you get married? Well I'm already 27 and its not looking like I'll be married anytime soon so probably never?

5. Do you know a hoarder? Takes one to know one ;)

6. Can you do a split? Yeah, sure. Just help me up and give me a ride to the hospital so I can recover from my broken pelvis and endure 4 years of painful physical therapy :)

7. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike? I was hardcore, I learned to ride a motorcycle before I learned to ride a bike. I was 22 though.

8. How many oceans have you swam in? Your...mom?

9. How many countries have you been to? Two: The USA and Texas. JK, I'm not one of the seceeder types, it wouldnt be good for the rest of the US or Texas if we seceeded

10. Is anyone in your family in the army? Nobody currently, though I have many uncles that served in vietnam

11. What would you name your daughter if you had one? Marflebergers

12. What would you name your son if you had one? Clarence Wayne Henry the 19th of Dukeburg, heir to Fromagia

13. What's the worst grade you got on a test? Probably a 14 or something. Middle school sucked

14. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child? I'm not sure. Between Dexters Lab, Cow and Chicken, Ren and Stimpy (original series), Animaniacs, Loony Tunes, Ed, Edd, and Eddy, Johnny Bravo, MLP (gen 1), Dragon Ball, that strange show with the dwarves that helped woodland creatures, Flintstones, Tom and Jerry, Underdog, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Quickdraw McGraw, Hong Kong Fooey, Top Cat, Jetsons, Captain Planet, and Tailspin, its hard to pick a favorite. I would say that Ren and Stimpy definitely altered the course of my life more than any of the others though.

15. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight? I think I went as an aquarium. Mom had some unusual ideas.

16. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series? Nope Nope and NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

17. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent? I got a Texan accent

18. Did your mother go to college? I think she went to college to learn shorthand, she still has her textbook

19. Are your grandparents still married? MY GRANDPARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! *batman bitchslap*

20. Have you ever taken karate lessons? You'd think as bad of shape my penis is in you would think that I did. But I haven't

21. Do you know who Kermit the frog is? That green frog that dates a total pig? Yeah I know him. I drink with him all the time, woke up with his girlfriend once. What a night.

22. What's the first amusement park you've been to? Depends on what you mean by amusement park. Probably a mini golf course, but if you mean rollercoasters and shiz, that would be Six Flags Astroworld, which is fucking gone now.

23. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in? German, Latin, Czech

24. Do you spell the color as grey or gray? Depends on my mood

25. Is your father bald? MY FATHER IS DEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! *batman bitchslap*

26. Do you know triplets? Yep. They're my left, right and middle nipples! JK, I actually don't know any triplets

27. Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook? WTF is the notebook? Titanic gives me that sinking feeling in my chest though

28. Have you ever had Indian food? Nope, I've smelled enough in my lifetime to be certain I never will though

29. What's the name of your favorite restaurant? GODDAMN MUFUGGIN CHIPOTLE!

30. Have you ever been to Olive Garden? YES! And I dont remember enough about it so I probably didn't enjoy it enough to want to go back.

31. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ's, etc.)? Nerp

32. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender? I actually know the answer to this one, it would be Allison

33. If you have a nickname, what is it? Fuzzy? I guess?

34. Who's your favorite person in the world? My pony!

35. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs? Rural area for sure

36. Can you whistle? Three ways actually

37. Do you sleep with a nightlight? I can, but I prefer not to

38. Do you eat breakfast every morning? Not anymore, I don't even wake up in the mornings lol

39. Do you take any pills or medication daily? Yep, an SSRI for my OCD

40. What medical conditions do you have? See above

41. How many times have you been to the hospital? Three times, for myself. Many more times for others

42. Have you ever seen Finding Nemo? Newp

43. Where do you buy your jeans? Off of craigslist foo!

44. What's the last compliment you got? I'm not sure but I'm pretty sure my pony wiggling her nose in my ear was a compliment

45. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning? Usually, often for days, and occasionally for years

46. What flavor tea do you enjoy? I don't drink tea currently, caffeine doesn't help out anxiety

47. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own? I own maybe 4 pairs, but I only wear my boots for now

48. What religion will you raise your children to practice? I won't raise them to believe in any particular religion, if I even have kids.

49. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn't real? What do you mean Santa isn't real? A fat man in a sled pulled through the air by magic reindeer travelling at supersonic speeds is totally within the realm of scientific plausibility.

50. Why do you have a furaffinity? This picture right here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/938135/ love this picture

Heres the fetish meme I swiped from  Sharpiesabre with my own twist on things. Enjoy! Broke it into chunks for your viewing and reading pleasure. Oh yeah baby that's right, mmm. I like that KFC.

Anal on Males: Ew.
Anal on Females: Not so ew, but still ew.
Breasts: I don't always do breasts, but when I do, I prefer horse tits. Stay supple my friends.
Breast Expansion: Unless they get so large they cause her to float upwards, no way.
Weight Gain: Being fat is hell

Bondage: Im a particular fan of covalent bondage
Clothing: Just gets in the way lol
Leather: Smells good, leave it off though
Stockings: Only during Christmas time, I like mine filled with candy and unicorn souls
Shoe/Boots: No shoes, less damage if she kicks

Suit and Tie: Nah, I prefer business casual
Muscle, Male: Nothing like roid freak muscles lol
Muscle, Female: Toned is alright
Herm: Snails are gross
Cub: No way, mother bears are fucking mean

Baby/Diaper: Two of my greatest fears combined into one traumatizing package, no thanks
Transformation: If I could change back, sure. I don't wanna be a car forever.
Macro/Micro: I loved economics.
Impregnation: Better than male preg
Pregnancy: only if a cute foal is involved. Kinky if the mother is human

Lactation: Only thing better than pissing off the Eiffel Tower on a freezing night
Anal Vore: Is that like when a dog licks its ass for 43 hours straight?
Soul Vore: I love black eyed peas and ham!
Cock Vore: Is that like when a dog licks its pecker forever?
Standard Vore: Is that like when a dog...this joke is old now

Rimming: I was never great at basketball
Paw/Foot: How about PawFeet? OH MURR (god I hate that word)
Incest: Only if its Applejack and Big Mac. Its so wrong but so right. How about, a Big Mac, but instead of a bun, its three giant Apple Jack pieces?
Yuri (F/F): Lesbians? Sure

Yaoi (M/M): Gays? Eh have fun with that
Hetero (M/F): Straight? But thats so boring
Bi: Undecided? Sample the field ladies and gentlemen!
Girly Boys: Metrosexuals? They care too much about their hair
Butch Girls: Tomboys? Rainbow Dash is the best tompony

Mind Control: This survey creator got too PC with the last 6 questions. Also, mind control man! The gov'ment gonna take your
free will away! Wear this uranium hat! Its better than foil I swear!
Rape: Abridged Grapes are awesome
Uniform: Pisses me off when a coworker doesn't wear theirs
Orgy: http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/0f.....b3deb31d/71768
Subbing/Doming: If submarines exist, do dommarines?

Biting: A little nibbling gets this stallion all ramped up
Cheesecake: I love a New York style with a little strawberry syrup on top
Solo Masturbation: Never beaten off into a party cup before but theres a first time for everything
Scat: Who uses that word to shoo a cat anyway?
Inflation: Shove an air pump up your ass, turn it on, what could go wrong

Fat/Pudge: I like my women like I like my chicken with a little bit of fat on the end, not too much, not too little, just enough to make me grin (I love that song)
Tech: I wanna shove my ram in your octocore if you know what I mean
Glasses: Two of them on my desk, milk dried to the bottom of them.
Tentacles: Where the fuck do they come from?

Oviposition: Laying eggs is for the birds
Masochism: Masochism without sadism is nothing to me
Sadism: Sadism without masochism is nothing to me
Multiple body parts: Sure makes dinner interesting
Partial Nudity: Makes MLP ponies a hell of a lot more sexy

Gore/guro: Nah, getting bit by a dog was rather unpleasant
Snuff: I prefer cigars
Hyper: Stimulants are bad ok?
Zoophilia: I FUCKING LOVE GOING TO THE ZOO!
Electricity: Makes living tolerable

She-males: Better than He-females
Cross-dressing: Nuns are great at it
Skunk spray: Smells awful, this is gross
Oral: I don't brush my teeth nearly as often as I should, considering what I put in it
Asphyxiation: Keep bags away from little kids aight? As much as I dislike babies they don't deserve that

Wetlook: Better than drylook
Mud/Quicksand etc: Mom hates it when I track it into the house
Sinking: Ships hate it
Spooge: How come everytime I squirt one out I get a runny nose?
Body Paint: GO TAEM! Goddammit Gary you're out of order again!

Body modification: I'd love a robot ankle someday
Necrophilia: At least she won't moan and scream the whole time, shit gives me a headache
PetPony Play: I love petting my pony, her name is Play.
24/7 [total power exchange]: Not a wise idea to switch polarities on electrical equipment
BDSM: Big Dicks, Small Muffs

Spanking/paddling: Rowing a boat works much better when you paddle, rather than spank the water
Voyeurism: Sure I'll watch, don't mind me over here with my popcorn and video camera. Whats that for omg why are you sticking it in her naughty holes omg I'm leaving

Procured from the  rhaen

1. Are your parents married or divorced? Father died, so I guess the answer would be neither
2. Are you a vegetarian? No but I'd like to be, being a horse and all. Though its been shown horses have a carnivorous streak lol
3. Do you believe in Heaven? I can hope there is some kind of afterlife but there likely is not. The only afterlife I know of is living on through others memories, and even that isnt immortal
4. Have you ever come close to dying? Almost t-boned an SUV on my scooter, and some fuckstain cut me off and slammed on his brakes while I was riding my motorcycle. Wasn't injured either time
5. What jewelery do you wear 24/7? If I weren't afraid of it getting damaged I'd wear the bracelet I made out of the special horses' tail hairs in my life
6. Favorite time of day? Any time I have free time
7. Do you eat the stems of broccoli? I don't always eat broccoli. But when I do, I prefer the florets
8. Do you wear makeup? Does bits of dirt, food, and snot my pony wipes on my face when she grooms me counts?
9. Ever have plastic surgery? No, and the kind I want wouldn't be appropriate for public discussion lol
11. What do you wear to bed? Usually just boxer briefs, sometimes nothing at all. Don't break into my house unless you want to be tackled by a hairy fat dude wielding a horse dildo
12. Have you ever done anything illegal? Who hasn't done something illegal? Jesus I'd hate to meet that person. And yes, I've done illegal things. Things you didn't know were possible
13. Can you roll your tongue? I can roll it into a tube. Chicks who can do this give great blowjobs
14. Do you tweeze your eyebrows? My eyebrows took martial arts lessons from Chuck Norris. They cannot be tamed.
15. What kind of sneakers? I wear whatever was cheap and fits me at the time
17. What is your Hair colour? Some ugly ass brown color. With a little blonde
18. Future child’s name? I will name my first child George regardless of gender. And it will be pronounced Bob
19. Do you snore? Probably, I have no idea really
20. If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be? The Shetland Islands so I can meet my ponies ancestors. And maybe pet one
21. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? I won't even touch this one. But no
22. If you won the lottery, what would you do first? Pay off my debts, pay my mother for all her help over the years
23. Gold or silver? I prefer Palomino and Blue Roan
24. Hamburger or hot dog? Hamburgers for sure, so much variety can be had
25. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? I'm actually not too fond of any one food in particular
26. City, beach or country? I would love to live in the country, but not too far from a city, I like having modern conveniences
27. What was the last thing you touched? Your brain cells, which I stimulated through your eyes reading the letters of an electronic transmission I submitted when it says I submitted it, which I created typing on a keyboard with my fingers fueled by nervous impulses sent through my body to my fingers from my brain, where this insane idea originated several days ago.
28. Where did you eat last? A homemade pizza I made moments ago
29. When’s the last time you cried? A few days ago, I woke up from a bad dream crying
30. Do you read blogs? Pony blogs for sure
31. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? I don't have the body for that either, but horses can sometimes be gender ambiguous
32. Ever been involved with the police? Just some traffic tickets so far. I can't expect this to stay the same forever lol
33. What’s your favourite shampoo conditioner and soap? I use Straight Arrow's Mane and Tail horse shampoo. I'm not kidding, this stuff is great
34. Do you talk in your sleep? Sometimes my greatest ideas are muttered while sleeping. But theres never a recorder going
35. Ocean or pool? I would prefer a pool though I dont remember the last time I swam
36. So, who has the original missing questions? Wha huh?
37. Who would you take on a ménage à trois for a dirty weekend? I would take a 4x4 and a motocross bike...oh wait you mean a sexual threesome. Oh...well thats private
38. Window seat or aisle? How about the train seat I'd rather sit in instead of a plane lol
39. Ever met anyone famous? Ya know, I don't believe I have ever met anyone with any sort of fame
40. Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life? Not yet. I need some land and enough financial security to not live paycheck to paycheck first
41. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? I just fuckin eat it I don't know
42. Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey? Oprah, she might give me free shit
43. Basketball or Football? Football, since its actually being played right now
44. How long do your showers last? Long enough for me to get off. Twice
45. Automatic or do you drive a stick? Automatic, but I can operate a motorcycle, take from that what you will
46. Cake or ice cream? BOTH
47. Are you self-conscious? I don't think I have ever done something I felt couldn't offend someone else
48. Have you ever drank so much you threw up? Alcohol wise? I've never drank enough to get drunk in the first place
49. Have you ever given money to a beggar? If I happened to have change, probably not
50. Have you been in love? Yep, still there too, will be for a while. Don't bother waiting for me go on ahead
51. Where do you wish you were? With my pony
52. Are you wearing socks? Yes...
53. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Not yet :D
54. Can you tango? Depends on what you mean by tango. But in any case probably not
55. Last gift you received? A small pocket knife from my creepy ass coworker. Its nice I might need to use it against him someday
56. Last sport you played? Bowling! And I sucked pretty hard too
57. Things you spend a lot of money on? My pony and bowling
58. Where do you live? Motherfuckin Baytown, Tejas. Gawd I want out of here
59. Where were you born? Motherfuckin Baytown
60. Last wedding attended? Shit I have no idea
61. What is one thing you would like to accomplish before you die? I want to have a job that I respect and enjoy. /workaholic
62. Favorite cartoon? I'm gonna have to go with Ren and Stimpy. DOH HO HO HO YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA SAY MLP FIM! Its an extremely close second, but I must pay my respects to the cartoon that warped me into the offensive warped fucker I am today
63. Most hated food? I actually do not like chinese food. at all. Fortune cookies don't count
64. What’s your most favorite? Anything I cook lol
65. Can you sing? I sing like a horse. Take a wild guess
66. Last person you instant messaged? Sharpie Sabre!
67. Last place you went on holiday? To Work. OH SNAP!
68. Favorite regular drink? Whole Milk. Yes. I drink that stuff
69. Current Song? MGMT - Kids. For current generation music its not that bad

HOW OLD DO YOU ACT? taken from  tartancaribou

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee (but I don't drink it, how ironic)
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar (me and calendars have a long standing feud lol)
[x] You own a credit card (rather, a credit card owns ME)
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car (not that hard lol, I've done dirtier stuff ;) )
[x] You've done your own laundry (horses don't normally do clothes but a stallion does what a stallion must ;) )
[x] You can vote in an election (can, yes. Have I? Yes, but not as often as I should)
[x] You can cook for yourself (myself and for a few years there, I cooked for a few hundred daily lol)
[ ] You think politics are interesting (only to the extent to how they'll affect my life)

TOTAL SO FAR: 6

[ ] You show(ed) up for school late a lot (nope, rarely, and never on purpose. Gotta stay educated kiddos lol)
[/] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket (only at work, else it'll probably end up in the laundry and ruin at least that piece of clothing)
[/] You've never gotten a detention (you're bound to get one eventually. You'll have an uber strict teacher, and you wont have a piece of college ruled paper lol)
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday (haven't forgotten it yet, but its getting better at sneaking up on me. Like my mare when she's in heat lol)
[/] You like to take walks by yourself (I would prefer the company of a horse, but alone will do)
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up (nothing witty or funny to say about this one, moving on)
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week (I don't drink caffeine anymore, but if you average it out over my life, its probably still an average of 12 times per week lol)

TOTAL SO FAR: BECAUSE I CAN KEEP COUNT IN MY HEAD +1 AND MAKE MY OWN RULES +1

...
+1 for emotional outbursts?
...yes

[x] You know how to do the dishes (turkey basters are the best mkay? ok I couldn't complete this joke without wanting to vomit)
[x] You can count to 10 in another language (french and in binary ;) )
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it (credibility, see above, has something to do with this lol)
[x] You can mow the lawn (I can, but I don't. Thats what miniature horses and goats are for)
[x] You study even when you don't have to (gotta keep the ol grey matter twitching eh?)
[x] You have hand washed a car before (before, and will be washing my truck this morning)

[x] You can spell 'experience', without looking it up (I have a harder time with words like benzodiazepine and beta-glucuronidase)
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name (what the hell is Starbucks? GOTCHA! Not really)
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out (my favorite kind of food is food I make myself that I never want to stop eating lol)
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need (most of the time yes. But i'll usually see something else that I really do need)
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said (I don't understand most of them but it doesnt keep me from laughing anyway)
[x] You can type pretty quick (60wpm probably isnt the fastest but its not hunting and pecking lol)

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment (if this were true I wouldnt be here eh? and also, ew. My coworkers are creepy)
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party (no, but I have been to a sex toy party [+1] they weren't regular toys either [+1] I didn't participate in any of the demonstrations [+0])
[x] You have realised that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job (sad truth eh? glad I'm 25 and have a job lol)
[/] You have more bills than you can pay (more like breaking even at this point, so halfsies)
[x] You have been to the beach (aw come on, this isnt an old person question lol, my fondest memories as a kid are at the beach. Dad burying me up to my head in the sand, the waves consequently drowning me, waking up in a hospital. Good times really)
[x] You use the internet every day (surf net erryday. PS, the previous question, that one wasn't true lol. I got out of the sand in time)
[ ] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times (naw fuck that, staying here. Unless its for ponies. I'll do it for ponies)
[ ] You make your bed in the morning (Haha. HAHA, thats funny)

[x] You have filed a tax return (gotta love the IRS lol)
[x] You have used a pay phone (its hard to hit those numbers with hooves)
[x] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd (its my studly PONY BEARD that does it for me. ORDER NOW!)
[x] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store (nothing funny here, moving on)
[x] You have purchased a lottery ticket (I bought a lottery ticket when I was freakin 5, boring lol)
[/] You still have and use a VCR (have, but don't use it. I'm a packrat [+1 for collecting stuff like these worthless points])

Total: AGE: 34.5 (I think [+0.5 for forgetfulness]) I'm 35, there lol

Meme swiped from the journal of  letolights

LAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE
- Name: Fuzimir Karpa (no really, thats not my real name, a shame it isnt though)
- Eye Color: Hazel/Green
- Hair Style/Color: Short getting longer, a sort of dirty brown color
- Clothing style: Scrubs for work, polo and jeans on the weekend. No popped collars unless my shirts are horny too lol
- Best physical feature: Probably my eyes, I've had people ask me if I was wearing contacts before

LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: losing my pony
- Your guilty pleasure: the great My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is my latest guilty pleasure
- Your biggest pet peeve: People smacking their food, animals eat with more dignity than many people I know
- Your ambitions for the future: Finding a place to live with my pony, advancing in my career

LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: still hard huh?
- What you think about most: my pony and my job
- What you think about before bed: uh...yeah lol
- You think your best quality is: my quiet, unsuspecting nature

LAYER FOUR: WHAT'S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: never been on a date but I imagine I'd enjoy a single date more
- To be loved or respected: preferably both, but respect first
- Beauty or brains: brains, beauty is conceieved through thought
- Dogs or cats: not too keen on both, was recently mauled by a dog and cats can be antisocial, unless they're in heat then they wont leave you alone

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: who doesnt lol
- Believe in yourself: this is a tricky one, yeah I believe I can do whatever I set out to achieve, if I could only trust myself first
- Believe in love: I realized I loved her the moment we napped together under that tree. No, I dont believe. I know.
- Want someone: as far as a person goes, not actively seeking a relationship but Im open to anyone willing to accept me, for now though I've got my pony and she makes me happy

LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: middle school band, bassoonist (I loved my bag of sticks)
- Done drugs: considering who I turned out to be I'm shocked it was all done without drugs
- Changed who you were to fit in: often, I live multiple lives lol

LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: definitely green
- Favorite animal: you've got to be kidding
- Favorite movie: Tossup between Minority Report, Inception, and Donnie Darko
- Favorite game: Cave Story and Blaster Master were the best games I've ever played

LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be: Sept 2nd
- How old will you be: 26
- Age you lost your virginity: 17, and no I'm not going there lol
- Does age matter: As long as you arent old enough to be my mom or young enough to be my daughter I think we'll get along fine lol

LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: kind, reserved, but not afraid to stand up for herself
- Best eye color: big brown or green eyes get my heart boner going lol
- Best hair color: Brown or black hair, hairstyle doesnt matter
- Best thing to do with a partner: have dry british humor sex for hours on end (family guy reference). For reals though, having a quiet time reflecting on the days and lifes events always settles me down, intellectual pursuits also appreciated, sexual pursuits will not be denied ;)

LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: the feel of my pony's muzzle when she wiggles it in my hair
- I feel: like I could be so much more
- I hide: much more than what I've shared in this meme
- I miss: the way things were growing up
- I wish: I had the balls to be who I really am

LAYER ELEVEN: I TAG
anyone who feels like it lol

I took this meme from  Sarcy I put my own perverted twist on this one so watch out :)

Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- Well, my pony is a friend of mine on facebook, so yes lol
Been arrested? --- Only if I actually got caught lol
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- Nah
Slept in until 5 PM? --- Only when I had a night job, its tough being a lesbian vampire's bodyguard
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- I can't fall asleep when I'm not in home or in a comfy spot, it just doesn't work. If I try it usually ends up with me grunting loudly like a stallion and that's just awkward to explain to the chaplain
Ran a red light? --- I still have my business license in Amsterdam but whores can be tricky to deal with
Been suspended from school? --- Sorry, not into body modification
Experienced love at first sight? --- Sure have, but when I got closer I found out it was one of those inflatable novelty sheep sex dolls, I swear it was a butterball turkey. Then again why would a porn shop sell raw turkeys?
Totaled your car in an accident? --- I thought I could hold it in but I ended up flooding the car badly and that smell doesnt come out easy
Been fired from a job? --- I'm not sure lol
Fired somebody? --- Nope, so far nobody's teeth have raked my pubes
Sang karaoke? --- Hell no I'm a wallflower lol
Pointed a gun at someone? --- Does my penis count as a gun? If it does, then...no
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- This meme being one of those things
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Well, it wasn't something I intended on drinking lol
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- I did until my gym teacher admitted to me later as an adult that wasn't actually snow
Kissed in the rain? --- My pony accepts kisses anywhere lol
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- I love my pet death, he loves having his hair combed, his farts can be deadly though
Seen someone die? --- Only in movies or in my nightmares or on the inside
Played spin-the-bottle? --- Yes, though I don't recommend playing with farm animals I found out sheep are rather passionate kissers
Sang in the shower? --- Yes, I love to sing "HOLY FUCK THIS IS SUDDENLY HOT/COLD!"
Smoked a cigar? --- Nope, but apparently a good Cuban cigar smells just like a mare, might have to see if that's true
Sat on a rooftop? --- Yeah, I snuck up on Blitzen once and I woke up with two cloven hoofmarks to my forehead, never knew Santa had female reindeer
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- Stationary or moving pictures? One is a lot less creepier when it involves cucumbers
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- No but karma will see to it that it will happen someday
Skipped school? --- Yep, once I went straight to sobbing alone under the bleachers, how I met my most loyal partner, Mrs Palm
Eaten a bug? --- Yeah, get your girlfriend checked out for crabs
Sleepwalked? --- Apparently I was found spooning with the Christmas tree one year
Walked a moonlit beach? --- Beaches kind of scare me actually
Ridden a motorcycle? --- Not only ridden, but I own one
Dumped someone? --- Only the Cosby kids at the pool
Forgotten your anniversary? --- Lets just say hell hath no fury like that of an alpha mare scorned
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- Haven't been able to avoid a ticket yet lol
Ridden on a helicopter? --- I haven't had a chance to try that with a woman yet
Shaved your head? --- Hair grows there? Oh...you mean my head hair...
Blacked out from drinking? --- Not from drinking, but I blacked out when a horse bit my nipple once
Played a prank on someone? --- My favorite prank involved a super soaker, in-heat doe's urine, a game ranch, and my second ex girlfriend
Hit a home run? --- No but I did hit many balls...that sounds bad
Felt like killing someone? --- Killing people is bad mkay?
Cross-dressed? --- Sure have, horse tack fits either gender very well
Been falling-down drunk? --- I have a hard enough time keeping my balance when completely sober
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- I don't know, horses don't really cry out of sadness
Eaten snake? --- I'm a bit of a sexual paraphile but that sounds dangerous
Marched/Protested? --- Marching band was just weird
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- No but I did have them for dinner once. I don't recommend it, they kept me up all night
Puked on amusement ride? --- Nailed a maintenance tech with a 60mph vomit bomb once. She almost found me
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- Yes but my Campaign Against Kids (CAK) never got a good start
Been in a band? --- Oh, the middle school years, I thought band was a way to escape figuring my sexual feelings out. I was so wrong, horribly wrong.
Knitted? --- I love my custom fit gherkin
Been on TV? --- Only once, my mom wrapped me up in towel and left me there to dry
Shot a gun? --- I discovered that guns are surprisingly resilient to bullets
Skinny-dipped? --- Yep, but I had dipped downstream from a lot of shedding cattle so when I got out I was fully clothed
Caused someone to need stitches? --- Yeah, she told me to stuff her with my sausage so I got my salami roll out of the fridge
Ridden a surfboard? --- No way, fiberglass would make my crotch itch so bad
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- No but I have drank straight from an udder, I thank my mom
Had surgery? --- I had always felt having 3 testicles was a little odd
Streaked? --- I love tearing my halter off and showing off in the pasture
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- Almost. My friends dared me to teabag a bear trap but I have balls of steel. Still cut me up a little though
Passed out when not drinking? --- Yeah, its called sleeping
Peed on a bush? --- I've peed on a LOT of things, including a dog that was peeing on my pee
Donated Blood? --- Yeah but the red cross refused to accept used tampons
Grabbed electric fence? --- But they taste so tingly its hard to resist
Eaten alligator meat? --- The snake question applies equally to this one
Eaten cheesecake? --- unlike the snake question this would be delicious, especially covered in cherries
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- You want something dirty for this one? Well...I'm running out of ideas I'm sorry lol
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- Unfortunately yes. Hit a deer with my truck, and killed a few animals in my meats class. Made the saddest hamburgers I'd ever tasted.
Peed your pants in public? --- Does public school count? If so, there was this time in the first grade I was soaked head to toe because I was so scared of the teacher
Written graffiti? --- yeah but she almost never writes back, and when she does its almost illegible
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- Depends on who thinks you shouldn't love them
Think about the future? --- Yep, my court date for indecent exposure couldn't get here soon enough. Last time my girlfriend and I ever Doggy Style at the dog park
Been in handcuffs? --- *yawn* Next?
Believe in love? --- What kind of question is this, of course I do lol

Howdy :) I'm here to mostly to follow the work of my favorite artists and to explore the anthro and furry community, and possibly buy some commissions someday :) I don't plan on submitting anything unless I get a stroke of artistic genius and decide to draw some anthros :)

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