THREE HOURS LEFT FOR  zdemian COMIC YCH AUCTION, DETAILS HERE:

https://www.deviantart.com/thesoyle.....art/1176777665


BID ON THE AUCTION HERE:

https://ych.commishes.com/auction/s.....ontestant-ych/

The 81st Annual Peer Le' Ko Pageant YCH is live, drawn by none other than  zdemian !


Bid here: https://ych.commishes.com/auction/s.....ontestant-ych/


Read the announcement/rules here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/60388410/


And read testimonials of prior YCH contestants here: https://www.deviantart.com/thesoyle.....ons-1189202468


Happy bidding!


(Also any social media retweets would be helpful even if you have no intention of bidding. ^^;

Twitter: https://x.com/SoylentOranges/status.....34472121966936

Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/soylentora...../3locnuxybyc2c

Thanks!)

If you want to get your OC in a Pageant comic written by me and drawn by ZDemian, the auction begins in little more than two weeks! Keep an eye on his and my accounts for the auction link, coming May 3rd!

...Or is the April fools font like WAY more readable than the default?

If I was to start doing regularly-scheduled gaming streams on my picarto ( https://picarto.tv/SoylentOrange ) would anyone wanna come watch/chat? I was in the industry for a good decade, and next to writing game development is a true love of mine, so I promise it'd be informative if not entertaining as well. ^^;v

Hopefully I make it to the next one, the way things are going.

As many of you have probably heard by now, the site's founder and owner Dragoneer passed away yesterday.

What did he die of? Being poor, apparently.

It sickens me that the so-called "Greatest country on earth" would rather let good people die for the sake of insurance executives' eight-figure bonuses being a few percentage points bigger. Like there just comes a point where making more money ISN'T the most important thing in the world anymore, you know?

The for-profit healthcare system is broken, it needs fixing, and the road to fixing it is paved with the bodies of people like Dragoneer, taken before their time because they didn't have enough money to satisfy the greed of shareholders.

Hey everyone a good friend and honestly kinder than he should be person  ImmortalToms is being screwed by his insurance company and is a week away from collections. If you can help him at all, please do:

https://bsky.app/profile/immortalto...../3kxlz3x5m3l2f

TL;DR: Car engine broke, offering discounts on emergency commissions to help pay for it.

Long version:

So my 20-year-old work-horse of a car had its timing belt break the other day, which was bad enough, but because it happened while I was driving on the freeway it damaged some of the other engine components on the way out. It's going to be at LEAST $3,500 to get me moving again- Mechanic's not sure yet whether it'll be cheaper to repair the engine or replace it entirely- and this was AFTER being extorted for ransom when my Discord got hacked, as mentioned below:

https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/10833539/

So since I've been robbed and then hit with a gigantic bill, I'm going to run some discounts on my services in the hopes of enticing some clients for some badly-needed money. I am still open for regular writing commissions, but those will remain at the 2024 rate of five cents a word, since they're the most time-consuming and the reason I'm discounting the hourly ones.

EDITING: Was $50/hr., now $45/hr.
If you've got a story that you want to really make shine, give it to me. Not only will I fix any grammar errors and typos, I can help naturalize dialogue, iron out inconsistencies, and fill in plot holes. I can cover about 8,000 words an hour, so you get a lot for each payment!

ROLEPLAY: Was $20/hr., now 17/hr.
If you're tired of bad RP partners who leave you on read for days at a time, five single-sentence replies, or just lack any imagination or sense of flow, why not hire a professional? When you RP with my you have my undivided attention, literally no other windows or tabs open besides me, you, and our collaborative story. If you've never had a good RP experience, you've never RPed with a professional writer! ^_^
(Note that all pre-planning, character building, etc. is free; the clock doesn't start until the action does!)

CONSULTING: Was $30/hr., now $25/hr.
Need a coherent world for your OCs to inhabit? Got a story idea and an ending in mind but no idea how to bridge the two? Looking for a new twist on tired fetishes? Talk to me! With over 30 years of writing experience and nearly 20 in fetish writing, I can help you get whatever idea you're struggling with into ship-shape in no time!

QUALITY ASSURANCE: Variable on budget
Editing with a twist, if you're working on an indie game (ESPECIALLY one with fetish themes like expansion or transformation in it) I'll be happy to bring my experiences working QA for Blizzard, Obsidian, etc. to make your game as stable and bug-free as possible! And I know how tight budgets on indie games can be, which is why I'm not putting a solid rate on this particular one. I still won't be SUPER cheap, but you're paying for a decade's worth of experience!

* * * * * * *

Let me be clear here: This is going to wipe me out for a while. I was planning to visit the Smithsonian with a friend this summer- that's gone. I was going to visit relatives in the fall and house-sit for them- that's gone. If all the hotels and tickets weren't already far past any hopes of refunds, I wouldn't be going to see the eclipse on monday. I'm not going to have anything resembling discretionary income the rest of the year, possibly into next depending on how bad the repair bill is, so please consider not just you, but anyone you know who might need any of my services. Even SFW stuff, too, I'm not only good at pron. ^^;

OR, if you don't have any commission needs but still feel like helping, here are a few venues:

Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/soylentoranges
PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/donate/?host.....=G76M9J8ETJXTY
Amazon Wishlist (Just gift cards for food and stuff): https://www.amazon.com/registries/g...../3ST9Y279VL8XN
Venmo: Contact for Invoice

And there's always the illustrated book I have on sale at Itch.io: https://ebbooks.itch.io/the-last-lapdance

Thanks for reading this far, if you have.

Don't trust anything you see from me for the next several days.

https://www.deviantart.com/thesoyle.....one-1000656619

Five cameos for you or your friends' OC, plus determining which TFs get into the finale'!

So uh, any of my mutuals live anywhere along this route? I'm doing a "Visit all your cool internet friends" trip in May, trying to get as many lunches, pubs, bowling alleys, arcades, mini-golf courses, etc. with friends in as I can. :)


https://goo.gl/maps/5mcfRxNiCuUQKmyh9


Don't be shy! ^_^

(And no, I wasn't hacked... >_>;;; )

 strawberryTFs is giving away a free piece of art for Year of the Rabbit, all you gotta do is make a journal like this one!

Sign up here:
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/10434823/

I've been feeling like my older works haven't been getting much attention lately, so to fix that, I'm resorting to good old-fashioned bribery!

So for anyone who remembers my https://www.deviantart.com/thesoyle.....NTER-712478356 thing I did , I'm doing it again, only with a more interactive twist! This year, instead of a raffle, I'm gonna be holding a quiz stream, the topic being all my stories! I'll ask questions relating to my stories, and whomever can answer the most questions the fastest wins!

PRIZES

First, just like the previous contest, you can pick your favorite scene from any of my works and I will get it illustrated by a great artist, like the https://www.deviantart.com/solios/a.....amer-731320160 picture I got from Solios.

Second, you can get a free 5,000 word story for any original idea of yours. (3,000 words if it's fanfic)

The third and final prize is an art commission of anything you want, though fanart will have a lower cost ceiling.

EXCEPTIONS:
--Anything paywalled. No, I'm no going to make you buy a membership or pledge to my patreon to read the stuff that's in there.
--Haystack Needles/Orphaned Fics:
There's bits and pieces I've done here and there on the net, but unless you find a handful of my works in n a given page, you won't find me pulling questions from there.

Places with a lot of my works:
https://www.deviantart.com/thesoylentorange
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/thefwank/
https://www.deviantart.com/spiralin.....ircase/gallery

WHEN AND WHERE
The trivia stream will happen on Saturday, January 7th, exact time TBA. That should give everyone time to read up regardless of holiday travels and whatnot.

As always, feel free to ask questions in the comments if anything's unclear!

Art commissioned from  milkybody 
Animated text by cymic44 on DA

So, as some of you already know, I caught covid in late May and basically spent all of June bed/chair-ridden, and even today I'm still not free of the coughing fits, fatigue, and random headaches. Unfortunately, the bills and living expenses won't take a doctor's note of covid as an excuse to put off payment, so I'm opening small emergency commissions.
WHAT YOU GET:

These are small commissions, between 500-1000 words, depicting just about any expansion or transformation you want*. No setup, no story bits, just the fillet of the experience, one or two people growing, changing, melting, sexing, whatever. Quick and dirty (Or clean, if you swing that way) scenes that can be plopped into a larger story or used as a caption for an existing picture.

WHAT I GET:
$15 USD delivered via PayPal. I'm discounting it because I'm not able to work at full speed yet, but hopefully cutting it down to the essentials will make that bit easier. If you feel like adding a gratuity or something, I sure won't stop you.

WHAT TO DO:
If you want a commission, simply reply to this journal or note me with the following information:

WHO: Up to 2 Characters
WHERE: The setting, please be as specific as possible (Eg. "Student center" or "Computer lab" or "Tree-lined path" istead of just "College Campus")
WHAT: What they're doing there, the cause of the changes.
HOW: What growths/expansions/transformations you want. Again, will do pretty much anything.

Any of these can be left blank, by the way, so if all you wanted is some kind of generic expansion porn it'd look like this:

WHO: Guy and girl
WHERE:
WHAT: Titjob
HOW: Guy- Penis Expansion, Girl- Breast expansion

And so on.

Thanks in advance for your help, and feel free to ask questions!

*No scat, watersports, rape, incest, slavery, explicit gore, or neutering.

 mawliet is running a free art raffle over at this journal! Get in while you can, only a day or two left!

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/45017931/

Update:

Well, now I'm sick, too. Sounds like sinus infection, but when I called my doctor they said if it's not showing any Covid-19 symptoms (no fever, no sore throat, no difficulty breathing) and it's not an emergency, I'd have a couple weeks to wait to be able to see him again.

I was giving some actual thought to Checking myself into a mental institution, but now with me being sick I feel like that'd end poorly not just for me but for everyone else in there.

I think I'm just gonna try and sleep today off...

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Original post:

Geeze, been in a dark place lately... Real emotional downward spiral. Maybe Quarantine is getting to me?

It got so bad today I had to call one of those crisis hotlines. When I googled it there was the Suicide Prevention Hotline and then there was the Crisis Hotline, and I spent longer debating which to call than I'd like to admit.

(Wound up calling the "regular" Crisis hotline... have to admit I wasn't terribly impressed.)

My mom had to get tested for Coronavirus today because she's been sick... She ticks off basically every "Increased vulnerability" checkbox, so needless to say it'll be a very tense week until the results come back.

I can type a good game with lots of exclamation points and smileys, but really, nothing's bringing me joy or satisfaction right now. I don't feel good when I work, I don't feel good when I *don't* work. There's just this ache, of me moving my limbs through sheer dreadful obligation, and that's the only thing getting me out of bed.

...Can't think of a good way to end this, so clicks "submit"

https://www.furaffinity.net/user/solient/

 solient just came over to FA from DA, and you NEED to watch him. He's got it all- TF, expansion, monsters, humans, weight gain, multi, all the good stuff!

If you like any of the stuff I post here, you need to be watching him. He's got a boatload of pics he's gonna be uploading in the near future, and they're all freaking amazing. ^____^v

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/9194405/

Monstergirl fan is live! Check it out, get hype, and contact me if you want to write a script for it since I'm the editor! We'll pay YOU to turn your ideas into a full-color comic book!

https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/9177131/

It's a short journal, just click, read, and donate if you can or spread the word if you can't.

So there's this calendar being made to support the charity Last Chance Corral which is "Ohio horse rescue, Specializing in nurse mare foal rescue, along with the rescue, rehab and rehoming of unwanted, abused neglected and misunderstood equine." (copy/pasted from their website)
Anyway, the profits for said calendar will be going to them. Full info here: https://twitter.com/artworktee/stat.....49609419145219

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Basically re-tweeting this from  marauder6272, not that I have any keen interest in horses, but because if I was doing a charity thing I know I'd want people reblogging it. ^^;v

Monstergirl Fan Wants YOU!

www.furaffinity.net/user/monstergirl-fan/

Like cowgirls? Tentacle queens? Ghost babes, Succubi, Mermaids of all shapes and sizes? Got ideas that you can see perfectly in your head, but you know you'll never have the money to commission? Well how about if I paid YOU for those ideas, which would be developed into full-color 15-page comics?

That's right, I want to hear your comic ideas! If they're good enough, you could get a chance to develop them further and get paid for your ideas!

All you have to do is comment with your ideas, send a note to my FA here, or mail me direct at eric[at]interwebcomics.com and if it's got promise, I'll be in touch!

There's no due date or time limit, so until this post says otherwise I'm going to be open to new scripts FOREVER. Get recognized, get paid, get YOUR monstergirl ideas made into comics!

Come on in for your chance at a free short story from yours truly! :D

https://picarto.tv/SoylentOrange

The very good artist  sanny is in some dire straits because of medical bills, spread the word or chip in if you can:

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8600622/

Come get your scalie fun! https://picarto.tv/SoylentOrange