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General | Posted 15 years agoIf you're watching this group, stop. It's on the page in red, pretty damn hard to miss.
Since we say this for your own benefit, we are only saying it once. Because frankly, that's about the limit of our 'care'.
Watching this group identifies you. Singles you out. Makes you no longer anonymous.
...and if you're honestly trying to identify yourself as part of an anonymous group... well then you're just a fucking retard, aren't you? Because a drooling half-ape mongoloid could figure out why that doesn't work.
So we are still going to enforce bans - it's fun - but being watched won't really affect us very much. We simply don't give a shit.
But anon-haters are very likely to bring down massive buckets of shit on the heads of anyone caught watching us. If you un-watch us for this - good. If you don't - please write us an angry PM when your account is bombed with hate mail, because that shit is hilarious and we wanna watch.
Since we say this for your own benefit, we are only saying it once. Because frankly, that's about the limit of our 'care'.
Watching this group identifies you. Singles you out. Makes you no longer anonymous.
...and if you're honestly trying to identify yourself as part of an anonymous group... well then you're just a fucking retard, aren't you? Because a drooling half-ape mongoloid could figure out why that doesn't work.
So we are still going to enforce bans - it's fun - but being watched won't really affect us very much. We simply don't give a shit.
But anon-haters are very likely to bring down massive buckets of shit on the heads of anyone caught watching us. If you un-watch us for this - good. If you don't - please write us an angry PM when your account is bombed with hate mail, because that shit is hilarious and we wanna watch.
Meme updates.
General | Posted 15 years agoThanks to a thread on one of our boards, the following cancerous memes have finally been chemo'd:
Over 9000
Forever alone (killed 3 times over)
Hatred of the jews (lol, jk. we're not gonna count that one)
Fingerboxes (doublekill)
Girugamesh
...There's a lot more, but after Girugamesh it became all samefag and no longer counts.
So Fingerboxes, Girugamesh, over 9000, and Forever alone... You are the weakest link, fuck off.
Over 9000
Forever alone (killed 3 times over)
Hatred of the jews (lol, jk. we're not gonna count that one)
Fingerboxes (doublekill)
Girugamesh
...There's a lot more, but after Girugamesh it became all samefag and no longer counts.
So Fingerboxes, Girugamesh, over 9000, and Forever alone... You are the weakest link, fuck off.
What is anonymous?
General | Posted 15 years agoDo keep in mind: Anonymous is not, and has never been, your friend
this doesn't mean that we don't enjoying furry things - they yield so much lulz it is impossible for us to ignore them.
protips:
1) if you don't want drama, don't start it - but please do, we like to laugh at it
2) 'furry artists' that complain that using their work for professional folios are impossible due to the inevitable association with furry porn pleases anonymous, for it lulzy to see them whine
3) this account is not made to be used as a platform for trolling or /i/nvasions - the concept of proxy'd sock accounts was invented for this
- this doesn't mean that your account name wont show up on some *chan if you try to start shit... so stay classy
4) this account was made to appreciate all things anonymous and *chan on this site
- incidentally, if you have something lulzy that you might want to see favorited here, send a note.
- we will apply rule 34 to it at some point, if it isn't already pornographic (as if anything here really isn't)
5) June 25th is cake day. bring cake. no lie.
6) there are MANY kinds of anonymous. Some never leave 4chan, some only go to /b/ - some use many boards, some use few. some don't even go to 4chan, for there are many *chans. You can find video game nerds from /v/, comic fanboys from /co/, intelligen/tg/entlemen from /tg/ or /k/ommandos from /k/ - we're not all /b/tards... but most of us are.
7) While anonymous in general may abhor furries, and equally enjoy poking fun at them, then we do realize that furry porn can occasionally be suitable fap material. We just don't like it when we're exposed to 'furry lifestylers' and shit like that...
- they're also really good lulzcows if milked properly
8) ???
9) profit
this doesn't mean that we don't enjoying furry things - they yield so much lulz it is impossible for us to ignore them.
protips:
1) if you don't want drama, don't start it - but please do, we like to laugh at it
2) 'furry artists' that complain that using their work for professional folios are impossible due to the inevitable association with furry porn pleases anonymous, for it lulzy to see them whine
3) this account is not made to be used as a platform for trolling or /i/nvasions - the concept of proxy'd sock accounts was invented for this
- this doesn't mean that your account name wont show up on some *chan if you try to start shit... so stay classy
4) this account was made to appreciate all things anonymous and *chan on this site
- incidentally, if you have something lulzy that you might want to see favorited here, send a note.
- we will apply rule 34 to it at some point, if it isn't already pornographic (as if anything here really isn't)
5) June 25th is cake day. bring cake. no lie.
6) there are MANY kinds of anonymous. Some never leave 4chan, some only go to /b/ - some use many boards, some use few. some don't even go to 4chan, for there are many *chans. You can find video game nerds from /v/, comic fanboys from /co/, intelligen/tg/entlemen from /tg/ or /k/ommandos from /k/ - we're not all /b/tards... but most of us are.
7) While anonymous in general may abhor furries, and equally enjoy poking fun at them, then we do realize that furry porn can occasionally be suitable fap material. We just don't like it when we're exposed to 'furry lifestylers' and shit like that...
- they're also really good lulzcows if milked properly
8) ???
9) profit
Old Spice makes us moist.
General | Posted 15 years agoHello, Anonymous
Look at your porn
Now back to me
Now back at your porn
Now back to me
Sadly, your porn isn't me.
But, if you'd stop using lady-scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, you could read this in my voice.
Look down
Back up
Where are you
You're on TV, with the man who wants you to have a seat
What's in your hand
Back at me
I have it
It's the sauce to that video you've been searching for
Look again
The sauce leads to CP
Anything is fappable when Anonymous smells like Old Spice and not a lady
You've lost The Game.
Look at your porn
Now back to me
Now back at your porn
Now back to me
Sadly, your porn isn't me.
But, if you'd stop using lady-scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, you could read this in my voice.
Look down
Back up
Where are you
You're on TV, with the man who wants you to have a seat
What's in your hand
Back at me
I have it
It's the sauce to that video you've been searching for
Look again
The sauce leads to CP
Anything is fappable when Anonymous smells like Old Spice and not a lady
You've lost The Game.
Rules. Just in case you need them.
General | Posted 15 years ago1) Do not talk about /b/*
2) Do NOT talk about /b/*
3) We are anonymous
4) Anonymous is legion
5) Anonymous never forgives
6) Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
7) Anonymous is still able to deliver
8) There are no real rules about posting
9) There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban.
10) If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T
11) All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored
12) Anything you say can and will be used against you
13) Anything you say can be turned into something else - fixed
14) Do not argue with the trolls, it means they win
15) The harder you try, the harder you will fail
16) If you fail in epic proportions, it may become a winning failure
17) Every win fails eventually
18) Anything that can be labeled, can be hated
19) The more you hate it, the stronger it gets
20) Nothing is to be taken seriously
21) Original Content is original only for a few seconds before getting old
22) Copy pasta was made to ruin every last bit of originality
23) Copy pasta was made to ruin every last bit of originality
24) Every repost is always a repost of a repost
25) Relation to the original topic decreases with each post
26) Any topic can easily be turned into something unrelated
27) Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason
28) Always question a person's gender - just in case it's a man
29) In the internet all girls are men and all children are undercover FBI agents
30) There are no girls on the internet
31) TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours
32) You must have pictures to prove your statements
33) Lurk more - it's never enough
34) There is porn of it, no exceptions
35) If no porn of it can be found at the time, it will be made
36) There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw
37) You cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)
38) No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky
39) CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
40) EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL, YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
41) Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys, it's worse than Chuck Norris jokes^
42) Nothing is sacred
43) The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
44) Even one positive comment about japanese things can make you a weeaboo
45) When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
46) There is always furry porn of it`
47) The pool is always closed
48) Anonymous does not need to justify any of its actions
* Have been changed to '/b/ is not/NOT fightclub'
^ which are also awesome
` we have discovered to our combined dismay and delight
2) Do NOT talk about /b/*
3) We are anonymous
4) Anonymous is legion
5) Anonymous never forgives
6) Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
7) Anonymous is still able to deliver
8) There are no real rules about posting
9) There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban.
10) If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T
11) All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored
12) Anything you say can and will be used against you
13) Anything you say can be turned into something else - fixed
14) Do not argue with the trolls, it means they win
15) The harder you try, the harder you will fail
16) If you fail in epic proportions, it may become a winning failure
17) Every win fails eventually
18) Anything that can be labeled, can be hated
19) The more you hate it, the stronger it gets
20) Nothing is to be taken seriously
21) Original Content is original only for a few seconds before getting old
22) Copy pasta was made to ruin every last bit of originality
23) Copy pasta was made to ruin every last bit of originality
24) Every repost is always a repost of a repost
25) Relation to the original topic decreases with each post
26) Any topic can easily be turned into something unrelated
27) Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason
28) Always question a person's gender - just in case it's a man
29) In the internet all girls are men and all children are undercover FBI agents
30) There are no girls on the internet
31) TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours
32) You must have pictures to prove your statements
33) Lurk more - it's never enough
34) There is porn of it, no exceptions
35) If no porn of it can be found at the time, it will be made
36) There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw
37) You cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)
38) No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky
39) CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
40) EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL, YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
41) Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys, it's worse than Chuck Norris jokes^
42) Nothing is sacred
43) The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
44) Even one positive comment about japanese things can make you a weeaboo
45) When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
46) There is always furry porn of it`
47) The pool is always closed
48) Anonymous does not need to justify any of its actions
* Have been changed to '/b/ is not/NOT fightclub'
^ which are also awesome
` we have discovered to our combined dismay and delight
