Remember words can hurt!

"Your so dense, light bends around you!"

Remember words can hurt!

"You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you."

Hello my fellow Americans, I never had a chance to get my campaign going till today.

But if you really have to vote.
Vote for the ISOB candidate , our party is the "independent Son Of. Bitch party"

I can't promise much, but if elected I will do my best to get drugs and prositution off of the streets. You see right now, with only a hundred dollars a week to spend, it's hard to make a dent in the problem.

So support me, or at least try to, but not them those other guys...

Boy I tell ya, entropy ain’t what it used to be.

Badger staggered into a hospital emergency room, badly battered and bruised. A nurse and a doctor rushed over to help him to an examining room.

"How did you receive these injuries?" the doctor asked.

"I was playing golf with my wife." Badger replied.

The doctor was incredulous. "How could you possibly have been injured this severely playing golf with your wife?" he asked.

Badger explained what happened. He and his girlfriend both hit their tee shots on the first hole off line. "I hooked mine into the woods, left," Brandon said, "while my wife hit a huge slice that flew into a cow pasture on the right side of the hole."

After Badger found his ball and hit it back into the fairway, he explained, he went to help his wife locate her tee shot.

"I was walking around amongst the cows," Badger explained, "when I spotted something white on the backside of a heifer. I went over to it and lifted its tail, and sure enough, my wife's ball had lodged right in the heifer's posterior!

"So I pointed at the heifer's backside and yelled over to my wife. 'Hey, sweetheart, this looks like yours.' “

I had forgotten this one, I remember when it came out, I laughed so hard my friend thought I had lost it!

listen and learn...

https://youtu.be/e7ykYHwG5i4

This could be the answer, like the man says, give it a try.

https://youtu.be/FnbYcB9ctu8

When I was a kid I saw a Disney cartoon that showed me I never wanted to become an animal...

Scared me for the first ten years of my life...

http://youtu.be/pnamFerzNvw

An innocent bride from the mission
Remarked, on her first night's coition:

'What an intimate section
To use for connection-

And, Lord! What a silly position!'

Nice living away from everything, but every time it rains I become a haven for the field mice in the area.

I have. Fourteen year old cat that caught two, and she is retired. The big one saw one and freaked out and climbed on a chair.

In the garage the mice took care of the problem for me eating a hole in to the poison and all I had t do was sweep them up and drop them in the trash.

Did have a little fun, chased the big gray and white cat around with a mouse, he cried and hid in the corner, lot of good he is.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

XMas was a little better than I thought it was going to be, good meal, excellent desserts, some fine wine, and a lot of cider...

Things are very even right now...

I like Xmas Misic during this time of year, and it has been brought up.

"Hey Madbadger your not religous?"

And no I'm not, but I do believe, , just not in religion...

Here is an excellent piece and play it even if it's not xmas day...

Have a good one my friend chances is, we will never make it out alive of this life...

http://youtu.be/nnRxH864-o0

The Mother of a 12 year old was cleaning their room, when she found a box filled with Bondage magazines, and a dufflebag full of Bondage gear.

The first thing she does is run to her husband and asks. "What do I do!"

The Father thinks on it for a minute then goes back to what he was doing, but does reply. "I really don't know, I'll think on it for a while." he pauses but to add one more piece of wisdom. "But one thing for sure. whatever you do, I wouldn't try to spank him."

I hope this makes one person smile...

https://youtu.be/Ekr05T9Iaio

OK folks this cartoon from about thirty plus years go, just remember to check your blood sugar after watching.

https://youtu.be/DZnMYZQO0yk

Oh the good old days...

https://youtu.be/Xe1a1wHxTyo?list=RDyrpBJqvr5r8

This is from an old movie you should really give it a try...

http://youtu.be/sXGzO2aDDRU

It reminds me of growing up in my family...

http://youtu.be/AS1HIThPcz8

Really bad joke


You hear just the punchline in MIB, here's the full joke:

So a pair of old ladies decided to take in a movie one night, and it just so happens that on that same night a farmer has decided to take his favorite one of his roosters from his farm to the movies as well, but due to the theater rules he had to sneak the rooster in his pants.

The old ladies had gotten some popcorn and candy snacks the two headed into the darkened auditorium, which is nearly full there are only two seats left, and they happen to be next to the farmer and the rooster which he has concealed in his pants.

Midway through the movie he rooster pokes his head out of the farmer's zipper and begins to peck and eating the old ladies popcorn, she notices and nudges her friend.

"Mabel, look what this guy's cock is doing!"

Her friend replied; "Ah, don't pay it any attention, if you've seen one you've seen 'em all!"

So she looks over at the rooster still pecking at the popcorn and says; " Yeah, but Mabel this one's eating my popcorn!'

If you like animation you need to check this out.


Yes it it's about seventy-five years old, but it a classic...

Trust me, it's totally worth it...

http://youtu.be/4cGfcBCt5D0

It appears that people have been emailing me and sending me notes on doing their OCs.

Thank you everyone, will be posting figures I'll get my friend to take decent photographs of the toys...

Have not re ie Ed any responses from any Pony fans to being made into A Blood Bowl characters.

Will just do the random generator then.

Hello

I'm working on the new Blood Bowl team right now, but will be opening up a few slots for ponies, this time around I'll post a nice picture of your OCs in mini form, but I plan on keeping this team as I still need a pony team for my collection.

The team I'm running, or the slots that will be open will be three Unicorns, three Pegasus, and five earth ponies. and a few figures from last year...

Sorry folks I cant pick everyone's OC, but I try to make it fair. last team I had over fifty submissions. plus a lot of personal ones from friends...

I forgot to take a complet finish picture, but you get the idea from this I'm sure
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16493523/

I keep pulling the photos I post, mostly because I don't like to leave a lot of that stuff on site, because most of is not furry, the ponies are a different matter, but again, unfinished figures and models are only there to show progress of the toys I'm working on.


Next FC, I'll bring toys and show you guys how to play the game, I'll make beast men, and other types.

And remember my friends, stay furry...

Nothing like a smile...

https://youtu.be/y07at1bU89Q