I got this one from a returning Soldier from the Middleeast.

A marine had just arrived at the outpost in the desert. He asked the corporal what the men did for recreation.

The corporal smiled wisely and said. "You'll see."

The young marine was puzzled. "Well, you've got more than a hundred marines at this outpost, and I don't see a single woman."

"You'll see." The corporal repeated.

That afternoon, three hundred camels were heared in the coral at the edge of base. At a signal, the marines seemed to go wild. They leaped into the coral and began to screw the camels.

The new marine saw the corporal hurrying past him and grabbed his arm.

"I see what you mean, but there must be three hundred camels of those camels and only about a hundred of us. Why is everybody rushing? Can't a marine take his time?"

"What?" Exclaimed the corporal, started. "And get stuck with an ugly one!"

Well here is an old story that should have you laughing!

http://youtu.be/hAAkauRR-y4

This movie was done over thirty years ago, but even with its limited special effects. it should be on the one hundred movies you need to watch.

The Lathe of Heaven is well worth watching.

http://youtu.be/M8VRbaVNvSA

Around forty years ago, D&D came out, and the art of make believe and story telling was reborn.

I stll have most of my books even though I don't play them anymore, but if you are still a player of the games.

What games do you play?

"What did the Gorilla say to the chimps after they failed to sign a contract?"



"I don't have time for this monkey business!"

What do get when you cross PGS with PMS...


A angry woman, that knows where you are!

I wanted to thank the the few that wrote me to tell me I needed to work on my stories.

I did enjoy getting feed back, and to the few that just sent me notes to find a new hobby, thank you as well...

I'm not giving up till I learn to write...

Well, against my better judgement I'm posting my story, I hope to some of my own artwork posted as well.


I have a lot of friends who have encouraged me to relax and take up a hobby, its hard, some times you can be your own worst enemy. although there are a few folks out there that have very sharp tongues...

Last week I got to commission one of my favorite artists. I received some of the best artwork I have ever commissioned.

The artist in question is Mitti be sure to check her artwork out.

She should be posting the pieces I commissioned next week.

This guy has some great talent, check this out

https://www.kickstarter.com/project.....ble-top-gaming

Even though, you just want to see one smart person in the movies, would take the fun out of it

http://youtu.be/olEbwhWDYwM

I've been thinking, if Timberwolves are made of pieces of trees, and they die very easy.

I guess they're all bark, and no bite!

For all you older furs, this should be cool. I guess you would have to my age, to know it, like ready, steady go or American Bandstand ...

Some old music from the Walker Brothers

http://youtu.be/0q6YWDm0GSU

By watching mlp, and watching animal behavior I have found that ponies can be taught Language skills, math, history and science, but they are un able to grasp the concept of Philosophy,


It's true you can not put Decartes before the pony...


Now laugh damn it!

A traveling salesman's car broke down in front of a farmers home one evening, so he asked to use their phone, he was told the earliest they could get to him would be in the morning, so he then turned to the farmer and asked if he could stay for the night

"I could let you sleep with my daughter," the farmer said, "if you promise not to bother her."

The salesman agreed.

After a hearty supper, he was led to the room. He undressed in the dark, and slipped into bed, and felt the farmer's daughter at his side. He tried to be friendly, but she didn't respond to his comments, or touch, so he went to sleep

The next morning he asked if he owed them anything for their hospitality

"Nope, since you had to share the bed," the farmer said.

"Your daughter is very cold," the salesman commented.

"Yes, I know," said the farmer. We're going to bury her today>"

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?


One, but boy, does it get screwed!

OK, guys brace yourself, remove all sharp object from the area before watching

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_aQrt8qkZI

'Tis a favorite project of mine,

A new value of pi to assign.

I would fix it at 3,

For it's simpler, you see,

Than 3 point 1 4 1 5 9






Good night and may your gods go with you!

This movie is not for everyone, and many people may see it as racist, but it was made back in 1975, and is worth a watch...

I do not condone the way the movie portrays some groups, but it captures the historical moment!

http://youtu.be/rNb6SxXcD7g

Oh this is so bad I wish I could take credit...

A famous pony known for his wonderful singing when into a bar to get a hard cider, the bartender knew who they were right away, and asked them if he would like to get on their stage, and give them a song, but he said he would have to decline because he was a little horse...

http://youtu.be/l8xFUMTvHIs

Total classic...

http://youtu.be/l8xFUMTvHIs

What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun?


Luke Warm !

Today, I got over fifty views on a piece of artwork, to me that's really cool, normally I only get views on my figures I post, and a dirty piece, but I removed all my dirty artwork, and I've not gotten any views in ages, but the shield I painted go ninty, that's a new record for me!

There is a great sculptor here on FA, and I think you'll enjoy to see what he has to offer, so please take a look, you wont be sorry!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11623016/

Looking for people online, it's a ghost town...