That was today, I wish I could tell my my Grand father Charles Bowden, how much he meant to me!

Let's see, so a lot of you are from there eh! Well then I'm sure you've seen this before...

Very funny stuff...

http://youtu.be/qjLBXb1kgMo

I don't think I've ever seen a movie like Sharknado, it's a once in a life time event, just count yourself lucky if you saw it on the Syfy channel...

But now after watching that movie I've going to see if my neuron are still firing...

Do not activate your Super Android till all safety precautions have been taken!

IDAK's can be very dangerous...

http://youtu.be/iXWNepBzs2A

A very old Badger and a young Vixen checked into the bridal suite at a ritzy hotel. All the staff were giggling at the odd couple, but the next morning they were amazed when the Badger came down to the lobby full of vigor and enthusiasm but the young Vixen looked totally exhausted.

In response to their stares, she said "When he kept saying that he'd been saving up for his marriage for 70 years, I thought he meant MONEY!"

I think this is about as tough as they come!

The Honey Badger !

http://youtu.be/LEAGxQqC6hI

Guys I think the drama is getting a little thick, take a break and listen to the music, any music, maybe something from the ancients...

Take care, and please be kind to one another, you mite like this...

http://youtu.be/ZO3oZkaME6c

Why is sex like playing bridge?

You either need a good partner or better have a pretty good hand.

Q: Why do women close their eyes when they make love?

A: Because they can't STAND seeing a guy having a good time.

An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the green-house in the back yard. But then they heard voices; three men had broken into their greenhouse. Scared, they called the police.

The dispatcher replied he would send an officer out as soon as one became available as they were all busy on other calls. The old man waited a few minutes and called back, saying, "Don't worry about sending an officer, I shot the robbers and now the dogs are eating their bodies!"

In no time at all, police were all over the place and captured the thieves red-handed. One of the cops asked the man. "I thought you said you shot the robbers and your dogs were eating them." The man replied, "I thought the dispatcher said there were no cops available."

CROW STUDY


They found about 200 dead crows near Tahlequah, OK.

and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.

They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains of all the crows,

& he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief.

However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks,

& only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

Oklahoma then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine

the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill.

The Ornithological Behaviorist determined the cause in short order.

When crows eat road kill, they always set-up a look-out Crow

in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

His conclusion was that all the lookout crows could say "Cah",

but none could say "Truck."

A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, asking children in front of a congregation can be very dangerous.

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a lad raised his hand, so the pastor called on him and the boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed the call the doctor."

a guy walks into a bar, very drunk he asks where the bathroom is. the bartender says down the hall ans to the left. so a couple minutes later he hears a loud scream. he walks to where the scream was and asks the what he was doing. he responds im trying to go poop but whenever i flush something squeezes my balls. the bar tender responds with you moron your sitting on the mop bucket!

Hello Friends, most people won't be upset that I won't be going, but I'll miss out on meeting up with friends I normally only see once a year.

Take care, have fun and enjoy each others company...

I'll miss you all!

Guys this is great stuff!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=f_-7fqUMuyg

The day is over the guests are gone, I'm sitting with the last of the Applejack (home made) and have had a moment to think how lucky I am, a full tummy, and good spirits to end an excellent meal...

To all my friends out there, I hope you have an equally nice holiday, and may your gods go with you through out the rest of the year!

I've been noticing a lot of rude people on FA lately, and it's not the sort of thing I want to see, because we have enough people out there ready to put us down for our art subject matter.

So if you want to insult someone for something they like to draw, or watch, then look at the stuff you post, and tell me your so much better.

And if you think your being clever, your not. So try to show a little style if you can!

A penguin was driving through the desert when his car broke down. After having it towed to the garage, the mechanic said "Go on in to town and come back this afternoon and we should have it fixed."
Heeding this advice, the penguin waddles down main street. Being in the desert, he decides to stop in and have something at the soda shop. He walks up to the counter and asks the soda jerk for a vanilla ice cream cone with three scoops. He gets his ice cream, pays the man, and leaves. Since he only has flippers, he has to grab the cone with both flippers to eat it. He takes it outside and begins eating it but it is so hot it begins to melt all over him. By the time he reaches the mechanic, he has white vanilla ice cream all over him. He walks into the garage and the mechanic says "Well, it looks like you've blown a seal." and the penguin replies "No, no, it's just ice cream."

Q: What did the polar bear say when it saw the igloo?
A: "Oooo! I LOVE these things! Crunchy on the outside - with a nice chewy center!"


Q: Why shouldn't you take polar bears to the zoo?
A: Because they'd rather go to the movies.


Q: What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed its tooth?
A: The dentist.

I know why the Marines wear a red stripe down their leg, it's called a blood stripe. The question is about the uniforms of the English uniforms of the 19th century, red stripes and was there any other colors used, painting up some figures, and I need to know...

Thank you

There was a pilot coming into the Seattle airport through thick fog when his instruments went out.
He was circling around and he saw a tall building with a guy working alone on the top floor. He cut the engine and rolled down the window and yelled, "Hey where am I?"
The man said, "You're in an airplane." The pilot made a 275 degree turn and brought the plane in for a perfect landing on the runway 5 miles away just as the fuel has run out. The passengers were amazed and asked how he did it.
The pilot said, "It was easy. I asked the guy in that building a simple question. The answer he gave me was 100 percent correct an absolutely useless, therefore, that must be Microsoft's support office and from there the airport is five miles due East."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=VoBjp8wOQ4E

“A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition”

― Rudyard Kipling

Hey Mom," asked Charles "can you give me twenty dollars?"

"Certainly not."

"If you do," he went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop."

His mothers ears perked up and grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? What did he say?"

"He said, 'Hey Marie, would make sure you please wash my socks tomorrow.'"

A drunk stumbles along a Baptismal service on a Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to stumble down into the water and stands next to the Minister. The Minister turns, notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk looks back and says, "Yes sir, I am."

The Minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up.

"Have you found Jesus?" the Minister asked.

"No, I didn't!" said the drunk.

The Minister then dunks him under for a quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now brother, have you found Jesus?"

"No, I did not!" said the drunk again.

Disgusted, the Minister holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him up and demands, "For the grace of God, have you found Jesus yet?!"

The old drunk wipes his eyes and pleads, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"