The Demon Rush is, arguably, one of the worst games ever created by a human being. The plot takes turns you didn't even know were there, the dialogue is absolute crap, and the character names - really, was the creator on DRUGS or something when he made it?

In addition to the the plot and dialogue, the music is terribly synthesized. TERRIBLY. It crawls into your head and WILL NOT LEAVE. Swear to god. It's seriously just that bad.

I'm going to be playing it myself (I've only previously watched other people play) to see exactly how horrible it is. Please note, for the people who hung out at the Speed Demos Archive when they were doing their Doctors Without Borders fundraiser, I was one of the most vocal people telling them to "turn the game off, please, for the love of little green apples and fuzzy puppies!"

The guy who developed the game (one person) spent over ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS on it. No joke.

And he initially wanted 20 dollars for it. Twenty. Dollars. For a game that a five-year-old could have done better. Want proof? Check out the playlist I put together:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVpA.....F9C6FC661B099C

And if you refuse to believe that it's really bad, please keep in mind that it REQUIRES at least 256 MB of RAM to be free if you want to play.

Still not convinced? It's now available for free (Maybe because he finally decided that TDR really WAS that bad, maybe because more people would play it if it was free - which is the case), at Dragoon Entertainment's website: http://www.dragoon.ca/

May God have mercy on my soul, and that of anyone else who decides to play this game.

Peace.

PS.
I also have an account on dA. If you come across an identical journal, chances are it's me.

LAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE
- Name: Hoshi
- Eye Color: Hazel
- Hair Style/Color: Mid-neck, light brown/dark blonde. Just donated my hair a week ago.
- Height: Rockin' on at 5'7
- Clothing style: Comfy shorts and T-shirts - and NOT those "practically underwear" shorts! I also do a bit of cosplay, so when I'm not lounging around being all lazy-like.
- Best physical feature: I'm very proud of my hair - I grow it out and then, when it reaches a certain length, I donate it to Locks of Love.

LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: Not mattering at all, being abandoned, being forgotten
- Your guilty pleasure: I think that porn (A woman and a man, not furry) is hilarious.
- Your biggest pet peeve: Being asked if I can fix X or Y, when it's not a desktop or laptop computer (I'm a COMPUTER TECH, people. Not TV, not cable box, COMPUTER!)
- Your ambitions for the future: Meet my foxy, settle down, and have lots of spottyfox kiddies.

LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: "Hey, this isn't my... Oh, wait! New apartment! Yay!"
- What you think about most: Since I've reached my seemingly lifelong goal of moving out of my childhood home, I think a lot about Dragon*con.
- What you think about before bed: Mergle, I need sleep. (2 hours later) Fuck this shit, I'mma play me some Pokemans. *whips out DS and starts playing Black*
- You think your best quality is: My ability to care. Especially where my roommate is concerned, he doesn't exactly take good care of himself - and it reminds me to take better care of myself!

LAYER FOUR: WHAT'S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: Depends on the date. A double (or group) date does not a romantic night make, in most cases. I stick to single.
- To be loved or respected: Definitely respected. Sure, I want people to at least like me, but respect holds more water than being loved by everyone else.
- Beauty or brains: Brains. I like a good intellectual discussion every now and then.
- Dogs or cats: Cats, definitely. Minimal maintenance with the short-hair breeds, if you pick the right cat, you're set for a loving pet for the rest of his/her life.

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: Only when necessary, or when my Mema's involved. The two usually coincide. She's far too controlling and I had to do that while living there to have any amount of freedom.
- Believe in yourself: I try to. It doesn't always work, though, and I have low self esteem in many places.
- Believe in love: Yuuuup! *makes mooncalf eyes at her foxy*
- Want someone: Yup. He's a few states away, though...

LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: I used to play piano and had recitals every year. I inevitably screwed up. Every time.
- Done drugs: Only what was prescribed to me, at the appropriate times.
- Changed who you were to fit in: Yeah, for all of.... 5 or 6 days. I've got Asperger's Syndrome, I'll NEVER really fit in to "normal" society.

LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: Blues and greens, the occasional lavendar - that area of the visual spectrum.
- Favorite animal: Felines in general, leopards in particular, nine-tail foxes in specific.
- Favorite movie: No one real favorite. Sorry!
- Favorite game: Anything considered Retro, but not older than the NES. I'm an old video game nut.

LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday you will be: Gotta get down on Friday!
- How old will you be: 24
- Age you lost your virginity: *GASP* Not applicable.
- Does age matter: Noooope! At least, as long as both parties have reached their majority... The winged leopard does not endorse pedophelia!

LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: Loving, but not controlling, firm about decisions without being mean about it, and knows that I don't take the best care of myself.
- Best eye color: Green, but mah foxie has the bestest eyes EVAR.
- Best hair color: I don't pick and choose, but I'm debating coloring my hair red (I'm a convincing redhead)
- Best thing to do with a partner: Snuggle tiem!

LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: Fuzzy kitties and floofy-tailed foxes
- I feel: like a popcorn stand.
- I hide: certain interests from my roommate.
- I miss: Paaauuuul... *paws at the foxy one*
- I wish: I could be with Paul right now.

LAYER ELEVEN: I TAG

 belshazaroth
 koren-firespirit
Aaaaand,,,, YOU!

This flash game is... different. You make the world a better place by kicking a computer and bouncing it off a myriad of objects - which transform into "better" objects. But it can't hit any "Native americans". It can bounce off a bicycle (into a car), an Indian (who holds up an American flag and something else), a horse (barrel of glue) Cow (pile of cheeseburgers), Mom and Pop store (Megastore), school (church), redneck (Rambo), American Football (Soccerball) and probably more that I missed.

Depending on how far you get it to go, you can get new ranks.

I started this game around 11 AM yesterday morning.

I am now at Jesus Christ, with only one rank to go. No joking, seriously. I am, apparently, the Jesus Christ of the MTWABP world. Go me.

You can find it HERE: http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com/games/m.....-better-place/


UPDATE, 11:28 PM Central, Feb 11, 2011

I was browsing the website and discovered that the game was designed to, on the third kick, keep going and going until you decide to close the game.
Pwn't!

What with it being New Year's Eve and all, I figured I'd share some of my resolutions.

1. Get a camera and start offering location commissions - I live by the beach and we have some amazing woods and beach sunsets. Our sunrises are nothing to sniff at either.

2. Eat healthier, exercise more often. I'm not saying I'm fat, but I'd like to lose 20 pounds and keep it off - I weigh 180 pounds. That's 81.72 Kilo or 12.86 stone for those who prefer those weight measurements

3. Get over my fear of driving and get a f*cking license already!

4. Watch Firefly - it's been sitting on my desk for nearly 3 months now, without me watching it.

5. There is no five. I just wanted to inform you of that.

6. Get more experience working on computers - Then get A+ Certification.

7. Find my f*cking iPod - I swear to god it's somewhere in this house!

8. Visit or move in with my hunny in VA.

9. Laugh more often. Not just a light giggle or whatever, a full-on deep belly-laugh.

10. Get a lap-cat.

First, watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ65UNG-FQs

Second, tell me the truth. Do you find yourself really wanting to see what the singer looks like? I mean, do you REALLY?

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Cos I know I do.

That's all for now. Peace.

So, I was watching a speed run of Ardy Lightfoot. That got me thinking, "Is there porn of Ardy Lightfoot? The character or from the game?" Well, I figured Rule 34 was in effect. I was wrong. There is only tame art of Ardy.

So yeah, anyone who sees this and decides to rectify this major problem, please ensure that Rule 35 is carried out!

Peace, I'm out.