Full cards on the table here, I lost my temper over the recent kerfuffle mostly because I'm sick of people going after my friends and I saw red. My practically-subterranean opinion of the Admins remains however.

Irony is I was probably on FA more in that one hour or so than I have in the last five years.

So yes, having to reemphasize this but I am Retired from public art. I am not going back to ANY other art websites. Again, I see zero point in doing so because, frankly, i have no motivation to do so, I have that big a backlog it'd take too long to upload stuff (also nobody would care) and, frankly, the mood I'm i I'm this far off wiping all my non-comission stuff from my personal archives because this time of year is an utter fucking pisser for me personally.

So, to emphasize, I am Retired and IF I did upload something it would be on here and I doubt it would get any attention and would be something specifically intended to cause trouble.

Well now, it seems like I have to get a few things out of the way in regards to this Gallery

1: Are you ever going to upload again?
No, I briefly considered uploading a few pieces but since this site might not exist soon (How's Project 2025 and the LGBT/Porn Ban working out future peeps?) and it's been 7 years near enough then what the hell is the point, it'll just get swept away in the mass of Notifications and I'm too old to chase numbers

2: Why did you delete your DA?
Simple, NFT Jagovs and AI twats took over, most of my old stuff is shit and I don't want to be reminded of people and times I really do not want to remember.

3: Is there an archive?
Tbh I forgot/couldn't be arsed to wipe this gallery but I have noticed some online places have reposted my stuff as "lost media" (which hurts since that should never be applied to my work, save it for The Dalek's Master Plan) so yeah, if you want to save a load of old shite then feel free but I honestly wanted it gone because it was crap and reminded me of a lot of bad times (also someone claimed one of my old comics was wholesome which is just fucking offensive to me) so please make it entirely clear it is done so without my permission unless you paid for it at the time. I maintain a personal archive but will only share these privately.

So yeah, that's about it. Old man yells at Cloud (and not just because I hate the FF7 remake) and makes stupid joke to sign off with, I will take questions but please make sure the answers are not present here already.

https://youtu.be/t1Jm5epJr10?si=oMYb2_KSAOkXINBK

A tribute to certain egg-obsessed freak. If you know, you know.

(Seriously, get a fucking life you puritan weirdo.)

So yeah, it's been 4 years since I uploaded anything and I've already shut down my other artsites but the whole Eevee thing in the Policy update was pretty much what convinced me it's time to jack it in (Did people just forget you had to breed Eevee to get all the Eeveelutions... or am I that fucking old that anyone who remembers that is fucking decrepit...) so, barring commissioned works i will be wiping my gallery in the near-future. For the last four years I have dealt exclusively in private commissions and I see no reason not to make that an exclusive policy now.

While I agree with this update in principle I simply do not trust people not to abuse this in some way or with this particular admittedly-nitpicky point so it's a goodnight ftom me and a goodnight from him.

Just letting people know I am taking a short break from artwork for a week or so, kinda needing some time just to rest up and recharge had A LOT of personal RL shit to carve my way through, I won't bore y'all with the minutae but yeah, it's some pretty heavy stuff and I'm being run ragged atm. I will return soon though and, in the words of Dr Breen:
https://youtu.be/aqRUjjuUl7U?t=4m9s

Hey, do you fancy getting yourself some artings by moi? Well I'm in need of mahunniez so am throwing meself open to commissions with limited slots before weekend.

Single Image: $8
3-stage TF sequence: $15
3 page comics: WAS $24 but $20 until Friday! (earliest completion is Monday, august 22nd, extra pages $8 each, payable in advance.)

So my foine fellow Dragoness  Jademoontail is needing some help so help her sexy ness booty out: https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7698748/

Hey folks, just to let yawls know that, as i'm now unemployed, I shall be making a go of full time professional art until a new job comes along so if anybody fancies commissioning me that would be extremely kind and I would appreciate it.

So yes, am a confirmed bachelor available once again... whoopeedo...

incidentally I'm open to commissions! Commissions are $8/£5 per page! I'm ideally looking for two 5-page comics. PM me if interested

Many people have noticed I'm not subbing much stuff anymore. Truth be told I'm not having the best time of it IRL right now. Amongst other things I'm missing my best friend who is having to concentrate on their studies right now. I really hope she does well in her university course but It hurts like bloody hell knowing I won't be able to talk to her every day like we have done for years.

Add to this issues with relationships (I'm tired of getting ditched with BS excuses and not having the sense to stick to my "no more" policy and I doubt I'd meet the woman who could prove me wrong.) and work and I'm just getting so tired of everything these days. I'll start reposting before the end of the year, that's a promise, but exactly when? that is the issue...

Well, ladies and Gents, regrettably, after 10 years of loyal service, my old Epson CX3200 printer-scanner has died of old age. The old girl has served me faithfully but sadly she's gone for good... so, sadly, bar the few comics I'd scanned earlier this month, theres not gonna be new comics for a while. I'll still be here but i'll be posting again soon hopefully.

Just saying a big howdy hello to my new Watchers and was curious if you wanted to ask me anything. literally anything goes.

I finally learned coding... (ooh get her...)

Anyhoo, been a while since i posted anything (mainly due ot hoarding it for some reason but i digest) but yup, here's some more new stuff...

other than that still single, still cynical and now addicted to olives.... still, got some home-made iced tea...

Still, if anyone fancies becoming my pet then by all means drop me a line.

I know I don't jurnal much but i'm hoping my watchers will be able to help here. I'm look for a Pet for RP purposes, male or female, anyone know anyone i can find some?

I'm having problems with this guy called DragonsRevenge, has anyone else been hassled by this guy or does he just seem to have it in for me?

As Commission Info isn't up anymore figured i'd put this here.

If anybody wants to commission me then please, i'd prefer if, rather than paying me, you donate to this charity : http://hopefunds.christies.org/smar.....b/funds/view/2

Yes in desperation i'm officially advertising myself to any lady who needs a sweet sensetive TF artist.

Tomorrow be-eth commenter appreccione day (see http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1644857/ ) so a big thanks to everyone who has commented and faved my stuff over the past six months or so since i joined up. Heres hoping i'll get plenty more over the next 12 months ^ ^ Special thanks to Muir for her generosity ( http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1649886/ ) in commemorating this day :D