Greetings, vermin.....


I have joined this disgusting gallery in an attempt to claim what is rightfully mine: your allegiance. Ever since the eighties I have been creating what you fools call "furries" using my patented, relatively environmentally safe, skin exfoliating/deforming mutagen ooze. Now that you disgusting beast creatures have flourished, I find it only fair that you submit yourselves to my every will and command.

Now I know times are hard, with the recession hitting and all, and many of you homebodies are probably morbidly obese from sitting behind computers for hours on end, so maybe you are not fit to actually aid me as actual ninjas. Do not worry, we have plenty of openings for our Foot Internet Piracy (FIP) devision. Either way, you would still be eating lowly pet food if not for me, so I think it's only fair for you to become evil and aid me in stealing valuables from the general public.

Really, I could always change you back, or mix you with a baboon just to piss you off. You don't want to have a bare blue ass, trust me.


Join the Foot!