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BoJack Horceman review
Posted 10 years agoSo just finished watching the two seasons of Bojack Horsemen and heres some things about it.
Bojack himself: good guy, nice bush
Princess Carolyn (pink cat): would bone, had she not been a 40 year old agent.
Likes: Animal puns everywhere you'd least expect them. usually in a tence moment so half the time characters are a specific animal to deliver a certan joke to relive tension for a whole two seconds.
Its also kind of polarising, like Archer, you either love it or are cringing and cant stand it (which is how i am with archer). odd enough I despise yet root for almost every character. I'm pretty sure i mostly like it solely for the fact that its finally an adult themed cartoon with furries in it. Also near the end of season two theres an episode where some bad mistakes were made and I actually said out loud "oooohh shiit" in genuine fear of what was comming.
Problems: NOBODY HAS FUCKING TAILS! half the world is anthropomorphic animals and fish and lizards, not a singe one has a tail, which is one of the biggest conveyors of emotion. Its most likely to save on animation time and to ignore the problem of dealing with different tails and how pants would work around them but im still pissed about it. Hell build-a-bear and even I figured it out, a hole in the top of the ass seam, not hard.
Bojack himself: good guy, nice bush
Princess Carolyn (pink cat): would bone, had she not been a 40 year old agent.
Likes: Animal puns everywhere you'd least expect them. usually in a tence moment so half the time characters are a specific animal to deliver a certan joke to relive tension for a whole two seconds.
Its also kind of polarising, like Archer, you either love it or are cringing and cant stand it (which is how i am with archer). odd enough I despise yet root for almost every character. I'm pretty sure i mostly like it solely for the fact that its finally an adult themed cartoon with furries in it. Also near the end of season two theres an episode where some bad mistakes were made and I actually said out loud "oooohh shiit" in genuine fear of what was comming.
Problems: NOBODY HAS FUCKING TAILS! half the world is anthropomorphic animals and fish and lizards, not a singe one has a tail, which is one of the biggest conveyors of emotion. Its most likely to save on animation time and to ignore the problem of dealing with different tails and how pants would work around them but im still pissed about it. Hell build-a-bear and even I figured it out, a hole in the top of the ass seam, not hard.
The Crew...in terms of a good racing game...its shit
Posted 10 years agoSo I bought The Crew thinking it was going to be a fun game, a modern day open world racer and you can get into 'crews' with other players. however I didnt really think about who actually made it. fuckin ubisoft. how can I tell? RADIO TOWERS AND TATTOOS! Other major cringeworthy points are 2 minutes into the game, your character is given a brother, an older brother to be specific, 30 seconds later hes killed (do I smell FC3?). for the few moments that they did talk it went like this.
Dayton: Hey Bro.......(looks around scared like a twat).......I need a ride
Alex:............I got you..........everything alright?
Dayton:....Fine.....Lets go.....
why is there so much awkward silence? its so overplayed I was seriously confused. On with the shit. so just before that cutscene happens, your thrown into your first race thinking "oh this will be fun! the first race to get you hooked!" This is ignoring the fact that your racing a 1969 camero with a ford GT, Mercades AMG SL 63 and a GTR, All of which will outhandle the old bitch 10 to 1. so a cutscene happens, showing you and the cars lined up for the race, ready to start. I got the throttle trigger pulled ready to go and!....the race start in the cutscene and goes on for two turns before it throws you in control without much warning. Wtf? Another point, All the NPC cars make tire screeching noises endlessly when they drive, they're not stunting or anything...just rolling along fine and dandy and the tires are screaming...for no reason at all. even the original NFS Most Wanted had better npc cars. EA should have made this game instead of Rivals. I'll probably be taking both back to EB for something better.
Dayton: Hey Bro.......(looks around scared like a twat).......I need a ride
Alex:............I got you..........everything alright?
Dayton:....Fine.....Lets go.....
why is there so much awkward silence? its so overplayed I was seriously confused. On with the shit. so just before that cutscene happens, your thrown into your first race thinking "oh this will be fun! the first race to get you hooked!" This is ignoring the fact that your racing a 1969 camero with a ford GT, Mercades AMG SL 63 and a GTR, All of which will outhandle the old bitch 10 to 1. so a cutscene happens, showing you and the cars lined up for the race, ready to start. I got the throttle trigger pulled ready to go and!....the race start in the cutscene and goes on for two turns before it throws you in control without much warning. Wtf? Another point, All the NPC cars make tire screeching noises endlessly when they drive, they're not stunting or anything...just rolling along fine and dandy and the tires are screaming...for no reason at all. even the original NFS Most Wanted had better npc cars. EA should have made this game instead of Rivals. I'll probably be taking both back to EB for something better.
*finally makes FB account*
Posted 11 years agoFUCKING HATES SELF FOR IT!
see i'll give you some insite here, ever since facebook came out, I've had a strong hate for it, the endless stories of "oh fuck, why did I put that picture up", "Oh no my parents found my account", "I'm addicted to facebook games!", and other endless negative shit caught no interest in me so I had no interest in making an account as I knew I would probably get too addicted to it as I'm already spending way too long on here and youtube alone, howeverI have also been missing so much in between my own friends that I finally fussed up and made one so yeah...however dont expect me to be updating it ebery god damn minute like a few C#&TS at school to name a few.
I dont wanna sound sour but its kinda dickish when the teacher is trying to teach you something and your on your goddamn phone which is banmned anyways!
see i'll give you some insite here, ever since facebook came out, I've had a strong hate for it, the endless stories of "oh fuck, why did I put that picture up", "Oh no my parents found my account", "I'm addicted to facebook games!", and other endless negative shit caught no interest in me so I had no interest in making an account as I knew I would probably get too addicted to it as I'm already spending way too long on here and youtube alone, howeverI have also been missing so much in between my own friends that I finally fussed up and made one so yeah...however dont expect me to be updating it ebery god damn minute like a few C#&TS at school to name a few.
I dont wanna sound sour but its kinda dickish when the teacher is trying to teach you something and your on your goddamn phone which is banmned anyways!
So....how bout that new icon eh?
Posted 11 years ago......f5....ya know, just a consideration.... <.< >.>
65 Questions You've Never been Asked!!
Posted 11 years ago(stolen from KrISTeIn
I guess we'll see about that. Here we go!
[BA] = Been Asked
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
My right hand....*leans in way too close*
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Black and blue....but I wish it was black and hot pink, that shit be cool :D
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Umm......im gona go with no
4. Do you plan outfits?
Fuck that shit! Directions for dressing
1.Find Rags
2.Throw rags on naked body
3.achievement unlocked
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
......pinaples
6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
ketchup.....on my balls......dont eat messy hotdogs naked....
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
No word of a lie. I dreampt i had a vagina and I was fingering myself....but I never got to cum cause the fucking alarm went off!!!!
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Bill Cosby!....on the intertubes :(
9. What are you craving right now?
FUCKING PIZZA POPS!....ima go get some brb...
10. Do you floss?
who flosses anymore?
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
cabbage patch dolls, those were fuckin terrifying
12. Are you emotional?
no, usually I'm happy or just content :)
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
1, 1000....yes
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
I either order it in a bowl and use a spoon or if its a cone, I wrap my lips around it and kinda sqweeze chucks of icecream into my mouth that way...its wierd but I got sensitive teeth...it sucks :(
15. Do you like your hair?
on the head yes, I like long beautiful combed hair, but the rest of the body? NO NO NO NO NO!
16. Do you like yourself?
Well If I ignore the anoying achmem, Yes, I like my body quite well. I just gota find a par of skinny jeans that'l show of my ass....cause thats the only thing I got going for me
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
as long as he's paying. But I'd end the night on a bad war of 1812 joke....cause we won *throws confetti*
18. What are you listening to right now?
Bill Cosby's Himself stand up comedy....its fricken great :D
19. Are your parents strict?
Dad yes, mom sort of,.
20. Would you go sky diving?
FUCK YEAH! :D
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
nah, however give me a block of REAL cheddar or a good block of swiss and I'll be your bitch for the rest of the month :D
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
nahp
23. Do you rent movies often?
nope
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
nope.....sadly :(
25. How many countries have you visited?
canada, U.S, and Cuba
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
nope, not my thing really :l
27. Ever been on a train?
yep, not all it's hyped up to be
28. Brown or white eggs?
Brown.
29. Do you have a cell-phone?
A slow ass HTC Desire C...its shit but I didnt pay for it lol
30. Do you use chap stick?
Nope.
31. Do you own a gun?
, not a real one, but airsoft, capgun and air rifle yes
32. Can you use chop sticks?
yes.....but not to your standards
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
myself
34. Are you too forgiving?
...yes
35. Ever been in love?
not really.
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
school.
37. Ever have cream puffs?
Yep <3
38. Last time you cried?
It's been a while.
39. What was the last question you asked?
do you or do you not give a fuck?
40. Favorite time of the year?
winter, it's not all hot and sweaty and miserable and gross....Winter's also a good exuse to cuddle :3
41. Do you have any tattoos?
nope.
42. Are you sarcastic?
yes, a lot.
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
I have no damn idea what that is so no.
44. Ever walked into a wall?
many times, alcohol may be involved with some of them.
45. Favorite color?
right now its blue but its slowly changing to hot pink
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
hell yeah
47. Is your hair curly?
it curves when its at my shoulders but thats it.
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Well I was going to by Against Me's new album Trasphobia blues but I didnt have the money at the time.
49. Do looks matter?
looks no but personal hygene YES
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
I think so.
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
Nope. Unlimited txt ftw.
52. Do you like your life right now?
I got a job and i'm about to graduate....so yes.
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
not the tv but I like to sleep with some sorta voice talking on low volume, like Uncle Kage's wine streams or one of Louis C.K.'s stand-ups.
54. Can you handle the truth?
yes, I may not like it and sometimes even argue it but yeah I believe it.
55. Do you have good vision?
I need fuckin glasses :I
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
I dislike a couple people yeah...
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
not very much.
58. The last person you held hands with?
O-o.....I dont remember
59. What are you wearing?
tight black underwear that say spank me on the ass..... >.>
60.What is your favorite animal?
kitties of all sizes :D
61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
I got a lot of good pics out my bedroom window of sunrises
62. Can you hula hoop?
I can pooh aluh......I'm left handed, I go the other direction lol
63. Do you have a job?
Yep, At the local Alfalfa Plant
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
an extra large black coffee from Tims
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
yes, many times, I've forget my house keys a lot
I dare you to repost this :)
I guess we'll see about that. Here we go!
[BA] = Been Asked
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
My right hand....*leans in way too close*
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Black and blue....but I wish it was black and hot pink, that shit be cool :D
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Umm......im gona go with no
4. Do you plan outfits?
Fuck that shit! Directions for dressing
1.Find Rags
2.Throw rags on naked body
3.achievement unlocked
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
......pinaples
6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
ketchup.....on my balls......dont eat messy hotdogs naked....
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
No word of a lie. I dreampt i had a vagina and I was fingering myself....but I never got to cum cause the fucking alarm went off!!!!
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Bill Cosby!....on the intertubes :(
9. What are you craving right now?
FUCKING PIZZA POPS!....ima go get some brb...
10. Do you floss?
who flosses anymore?
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
cabbage patch dolls, those were fuckin terrifying
12. Are you emotional?
no, usually I'm happy or just content :)
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
1, 1000....yes
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
I either order it in a bowl and use a spoon or if its a cone, I wrap my lips around it and kinda sqweeze chucks of icecream into my mouth that way...its wierd but I got sensitive teeth...it sucks :(
15. Do you like your hair?
on the head yes, I like long beautiful combed hair, but the rest of the body? NO NO NO NO NO!
16. Do you like yourself?
Well If I ignore the anoying achmem, Yes, I like my body quite well. I just gota find a par of skinny jeans that'l show of my ass....cause thats the only thing I got going for me
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
as long as he's paying. But I'd end the night on a bad war of 1812 joke....cause we won *throws confetti*
18. What are you listening to right now?
Bill Cosby's Himself stand up comedy....its fricken great :D
19. Are your parents strict?
Dad yes, mom sort of,.
20. Would you go sky diving?
FUCK YEAH! :D
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
nah, however give me a block of REAL cheddar or a good block of swiss and I'll be your bitch for the rest of the month :D
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
nahp
23. Do you rent movies often?
nope
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
nope.....sadly :(
25. How many countries have you visited?
canada, U.S, and Cuba
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
nope, not my thing really :l
27. Ever been on a train?
yep, not all it's hyped up to be
28. Brown or white eggs?
Brown.
29. Do you have a cell-phone?
A slow ass HTC Desire C...its shit but I didnt pay for it lol
30. Do you use chap stick?
Nope.
31. Do you own a gun?
, not a real one, but airsoft, capgun and air rifle yes
32. Can you use chop sticks?
yes.....but not to your standards
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
myself
34. Are you too forgiving?
...yes
35. Ever been in love?
not really.
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
school.
37. Ever have cream puffs?
Yep <3
38. Last time you cried?
It's been a while.
39. What was the last question you asked?
do you or do you not give a fuck?
40. Favorite time of the year?
winter, it's not all hot and sweaty and miserable and gross....Winter's also a good exuse to cuddle :3
41. Do you have any tattoos?
nope.
42. Are you sarcastic?
yes, a lot.
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
I have no damn idea what that is so no.
44. Ever walked into a wall?
many times, alcohol may be involved with some of them.
45. Favorite color?
right now its blue but its slowly changing to hot pink
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
hell yeah
47. Is your hair curly?
it curves when its at my shoulders but thats it.
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Well I was going to by Against Me's new album Trasphobia blues but I didnt have the money at the time.
49. Do looks matter?
looks no but personal hygene YES
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
I think so.
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
Nope. Unlimited txt ftw.
52. Do you like your life right now?
I got a job and i'm about to graduate....so yes.
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
not the tv but I like to sleep with some sorta voice talking on low volume, like Uncle Kage's wine streams or one of Louis C.K.'s stand-ups.
54. Can you handle the truth?
yes, I may not like it and sometimes even argue it but yeah I believe it.
55. Do you have good vision?
I need fuckin glasses :I
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
I dislike a couple people yeah...
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
not very much.
58. The last person you held hands with?
O-o.....I dont remember
59. What are you wearing?
tight black underwear that say spank me on the ass..... >.>
60.What is your favorite animal?
kitties of all sizes :D
61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
I got a lot of good pics out my bedroom window of sunrises
62. Can you hula hoop?
I can pooh aluh......I'm left handed, I go the other direction lol
63. Do you have a job?
Yep, At the local Alfalfa Plant
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
an extra large black coffee from Tims
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
yes, many times, I've forget my house keys a lot
I dare you to repost this :)
HEY YOU KNOW WHATS REALLY COOL!?!
Posted 11 years agoWhen the brake line on your car blows out cause its rusted through! :D
FUCKING STUBBORN BITCH CAR! YOU FUCKWOOD CUMQUAT SHITLEAF CUNTBOARD! I'M FUCKING PISSED AT YOU AINGEL!
Oh yeah i names her now, Her names Aingel :)
sorry for all the swearing....well no....I'm not sorry but whatever
FUCKING STUBBORN BITCH CAR! YOU FUCKWOOD CUMQUAT SHITLEAF CUNTBOARD! I'M FUCKING PISSED AT YOU AINGEL!
Oh yeah i names her now, Her names Aingel :)
sorry for all the swearing....well no....I'm not sorry but whatever
I NEED CAR STERIO WIREING HELP!!
Posted 12 years agoSo heres the deal, Its a 1997 Oldsmobile 88, the sterio deck is a JVC something.It all works and stuff, all the speakers are good. The power antenna even goes up like its supposed to but Im not getting any signal from it...any ideas?
DOES ANYONE PLAY FORZA 4? IM LONELY! RACE WIFF ME GODDAMMIT!
Posted 12 years agoON XBOX?! DO EET!
or BF3, Borderlands 2, GTA4....fuck, even minecraft once I get it...
Gamertag: Tranquil Tig3r
or BF3, Borderlands 2, GTA4....fuck, even minecraft once I get it...
Gamertag: Tranquil Tig3r
LOVE REALLY EMOTIONAL GUITAR AND PIANO MUSIC?
Posted 12 years agoTRYING TO START MY CAR IN -32F/-35C [VIDEO! :D]
Posted 12 years agoI was bored and I needed to run it for a while as it was sitting for a few weeks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6237QIIoy4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6237QIIoy4
MY FACKING BUCKETLIST!
Posted 12 years ago1.Go to all deh furry cons nearby! (aka: FurtherConfusion, Califur, RainFurrest, Rockey Mountain Fur con, Biggest little fur con, Campfire Trails, Vancouvur, , Fur-Eh!, Furthest North (which is a lie, Fur-Eh! is the northest con in north america) And someday when I have the money for a plane ticket, Anthrocon
2. live in greenland for a winter and experience an 8 foot snowfall cause fuckin why not right?
3. I'll update this when I get more ideas...
2. live in greenland for a winter and experience an 8 foot snowfall cause fuckin why not right?
3. I'll update this when I get more ideas...
WONDERFUL DEPRESSION!!!
Posted 12 years agoHave you ever been depressed....and have no god damn clue why?
this has been happening for the past four years where sometime late november early December I get spontaneously depressed. Its to the point where i'm either sad or Furiously frustrated thinking "why the fuck am I depressed! there's nothing wrong in my life! what the fuck!". For some reason distancing myself away from everyone helps, I dont know why. Every adult I've talked to say "OH don't do that! Being alone makes it worce!" no it doenst, It helps. being around anyone with any bit of emotional relationship (friends, family all that shit) makes it worce. I just dont get it :l I'm sure my friends are a little confused as to why I 'disappeared' for a week at school. I still went to school but avoided any one and everyone I could. I don't want sympathy, just a fucking solution to this bullshit that ruins my christmas
this has been happening for the past four years where sometime late november early December I get spontaneously depressed. Its to the point where i'm either sad or Furiously frustrated thinking "why the fuck am I depressed! there's nothing wrong in my life! what the fuck!". For some reason distancing myself away from everyone helps, I dont know why. Every adult I've talked to say "OH don't do that! Being alone makes it worce!" no it doenst, It helps. being around anyone with any bit of emotional relationship (friends, family all that shit) makes it worce. I just dont get it :l I'm sure my friends are a little confused as to why I 'disappeared' for a week at school. I still went to school but avoided any one and everyone I could. I don't want sympathy, just a fucking solution to this bullshit that ruins my christmas
FUCKING CONS!!!!
Posted 12 years agoare there ANY furconas that arent on the other god damn side of this huge ass continent!?!?!......besides vancoufur and fureh?
HOW TO FIND ME IN REAL LIFE....wait real life exists?
Posted 12 years agoHOW TO FIND A WILD TRANQUIL:
Is roughly 6 foot'n'some shit, skinny as hell, Longish unbrushed hair. frequently spotted skipping and prowling Morinville area and west Edmonton mall on a monthly basis. Has aisd to be spotted driving a maroon Oldsmobile 88 with unmatching silver bumper in the near future.
Usually wearing a black Anthrowear sweater, dark jeans with a shark bottle opener and lynx tail keychains attached to front belt loops. If its wearing an actual tail, then mini lynx til is removed due to mental complications and confusion of multiple tails. Rather quiet and calm when alone but can get loud voiced and highly exited when with friends. High chances of obnoxiousness. Is usually bouncy and hyper and has an attention span of 5 seconds or less, depending on the quantity of coffee intake that day. Has been known to say many asshole-like comments and is usually conscious and apologetic of them after being said.
HOW TO APPROACH SAID WILD BEING.
There are many ways, poking, hugging, yelling its name, gently tugging on its tail, sneaking up behind him and groping him or buying it an expresso shot.
DO NOT mention the phrase 'No tears, only Dreams" as this Highly confuses and disorientates said being and it will yell at you at curse at you. Please don't be offended at this however its your fault
Is roughly 6 foot'n'some shit, skinny as hell, Longish unbrushed hair. frequently spotted skipping and prowling Morinville area and west Edmonton mall on a monthly basis. Has aisd to be spotted driving a maroon Oldsmobile 88 with unmatching silver bumper in the near future.
Usually wearing a black Anthrowear sweater, dark jeans with a shark bottle opener and lynx tail keychains attached to front belt loops. If its wearing an actual tail, then mini lynx til is removed due to mental complications and confusion of multiple tails. Rather quiet and calm when alone but can get loud voiced and highly exited when with friends. High chances of obnoxiousness. Is usually bouncy and hyper and has an attention span of 5 seconds or less, depending on the quantity of coffee intake that day. Has been known to say many asshole-like comments and is usually conscious and apologetic of them after being said.
HOW TO APPROACH SAID WILD BEING.
There are many ways, poking, hugging, yelling its name, gently tugging on its tail, sneaking up behind him and groping him or buying it an expresso shot.
DO NOT mention the phrase 'No tears, only Dreams" as this Highly confuses and disorientates said being and it will yell at you at curse at you. Please don't be offended at this however its your fault
Fox Onesies....
Posted 12 years agois the legit shit...
FREE KIGU!!!!!!!!! (same damn thing as a onesie)
Posted 12 years agoFRIDAYS WITH TRANQUIL 10 - TRANQUIL UNLOCKS CAR MOD
Posted 12 years agoI PLAYS HALF LIFE 2!!!
Posted 12 years agoVIDEO! : TRYING TO START MY '75 SIERRA!
Posted 12 years agoGradiewolf is doing a raffle!
Posted 12 years agofireandfeathers is doing a raffle! Free story/cameo!
Posted 12 years agoShadow of the collosus
Posted 12 years agosooooo a friend let me borrow his copy of SOTC......so I aint tgona be sleeping tonite, feel free to skype with me, i dont wana fight giant beings alone in the dark at night cause ima pussy..........lol but srly dough, ........skypeuz
I was bored.....
Posted 12 years agoMy mom......
Posted 12 years agoWON STOP SENDING ME CAT PICS!!
PLZ HALP!
PLZ HALP!
YOU.......WATCH THIS......
Posted 12 years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gby.....ture=endscreen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fsSAPyHxJI
DO IT......
AAND The T key doesnT workttttttttttttttttttttttttt.t....or iT spazzes like That so just for future reference......Ièll be getting new keyboard soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fsSAPyHxJI
DO IT......
AAND The T key doesnT workttttttttttttttttttttttttt.t....or iT spazzes like That so just for future reference......Ièll be getting new keyboard soon
