Crap.

Yes. Crap. I've been too long since a submission. I aim at least one a month, and... yeah, I failed there.

I blame life. But I do have something in mind for a new story...

To quote Charn: "It's what's for dinner." ( © Charn)

New story, involving a lombax getting his bits devoured. Enjoy. ;)

Mmmmmm.

Apologies for no activity recently. Got buried in a mountain of work that I am now almost out of. But I assure you, penis is coming. Specifically, lombax penis.

...

Lombax penis that's being eaten away by tachymites? Meeebbbeeee...

So. I'm currently writing a rather beautifully nasty Ratchet (from Ratchet and Clank) story, an idea mentioned in a previous journal. However, I've come to a rather odd impasse that I can't quite solve. So I am posing this question to my watchers.

What kind of underwear does Ratchet (from the Ratchet and Clank: Future series) wear? Briefs? Boxerbriefs? Boxers?

I have an idea, but I'm not certain. So, it's to you, watchers! Comment!

Oi. I think that about sums it up.

You know those days when you wake up bright and cheery (for me, that's pretty amazing), just for it to twist into a hellish nightmare of events that leaves you completely emotionally drained?

And my upstairs neighbor is snoring so loud that it sounds like a walrus is trying to sharpen his tusks on a raccoon's nutsac.

Well, more Ratchet than Clank, really. Who would be interested in a story in this universe?

Right now, I'm thinking about writing about what REALLY happens if Ratchet gets caught by those nasty little nanobots from A Crack in Time...

Apparently, they can eat through anything. >:)

... can be pretty awesome.

can kinda suck. No?

Hey. I'm back. And with a new story! Enjoy, all o' you. ;)

sucks. Just a note.

Mmmmm, yeah, that last journal was a big fat lie. I blame January - April.
I has ideas. But I'd rather hear your input, my pretty little watchers. What sort of stories do YOU want?

I'm here, and alive. More is coming. I promise.

Happy New Year, everybody; may your years bring new surprises.

First of all, thanks to the people who commented on the last journal! Many good ideas for some nice stories that will be forthcoming.

But, I was curious about something; so far, the most popular story I've written thus far is the Second Victim: Taking Your Time. It has the overwhelming number of favorites, the largest number of views (by a wide margin), and seems to have gotten the most attention overall. As such, I'm curious as to your reason why!

tl;dr, Why do you faithful watchers and readers believe that one story was (and is) so popular? I'd very much like to know what you guys (and gals, possibly) like.

Sincerely,
TheUltaFox

I is tired, but want to write. Anyone has an idea for a smutty story of any way shape or form by yours truly?

And, happily, FA is back up, and with it, some delicious new smut from yours truly. Happy December all; don't let your bits freeze off.

New story up, to anyone who is so inclined. I should also be putting up another new story this weekend, as I get out of the holiday mess that is Thanksgiving week and the work mess that is this month. Do enjoy, everyone, and as always, feel free to leave suggestions and constructive criticism.

Stuff is coming. Soon. I promise. Last week was hell.

I had an interesting revelation today. I realized that, in a sense, I've always known I've been into cbt/ballbusting/etc. The reason?

I remembered back to when I was younger (mid/late-teens, I believe), and very into Pokemon (a world in which I intend to write in, eventually). At one point I thought... wouldn't it be awesome if the Pokemon could have a 'kick in the balls' attack? And if they're really weak, like in the red and the game is doing that really annoying 'BEEP'ing sound, you could castrate them!

I mean, it makes total sense, as the very wonderful writer  poiu has shown through her stories. Males have a weakness; why not exploit it?!

Sincerely,
TheUltaFox

A hearty welcome to everyone who's been reading my stories, and particularly my watchers! I'm very glad to have you so soon.

I should be putting up a new story soon, though I haven't decided which; I have one in the works, but it depends what I get inspired to do.
In addition, if anyone has any suggestions on what they'd like to see, any ideas they'd like to see put into words, let me know, either in a comment or a note! I'm always happy to expand my writing skills with some tests of creativity.

Finally, if anyone has any specific comments on the stories I've written so far, please let me know. Particularly, what parts do you like the most, what would you like more of, what would you like me to focus on, etc. That really helps me to get to know what I should work on, and how I can please /you/ all better.

Sincerely,
TheUltaFox