My stupid friend, Skye is really sick and going to be moving back home to take care of herself emotionally and physically.
Like the wimp feline that she is.
Anyway, I hear she's taking her tablet and computer and will be able to keep commissions open.
So, you should totally commission her. And get art of me while you're at it.

Skye has some stuff for sale. Go check it out.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6723640/

I should probably get a new one :/
But that lazy cat Skye doesn't want to make me one

That's right, go vote for me!
You know you want my cock for your body >3

https://labs.bad-dragon.com/idea/view/889
https://labs.bad-dragon.com/idea/view/889
https://labs.bad-dragon.com/idea/view/889
https://labs.bad-dragon.com/idea/view/889
https://labs.bad-dragon.com/idea/view/889

Say "Ahoi" below and I will:

1. Tell you what animal/creature you remind me of.
2. Tell you what color I think fits you.
3. Tell you how I feel about you.
4. Insult you.
5. Tell you my favorite OC of yours. (If you have one...)
6. Tell you what season you remind me of.
7. Tell you what food you smell like in my head.
8. Think of a random nickname for you.
9. Tell you what element you remind me of.
10. Order you to put this in your journal without using the words 'tag' or 'dare'.

I'll do all this just by looking at your profile/page.

That's right... for a certain price, you could be the lucky garbage can for my 'yena cum
Go check out the YCH auction now!!!!!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13591570/

Are you an otter, would you like to be an otter? That's gross...

But no, seriously, go check out this YCH auction! Cheap prices.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13469788/

Go see Skye.. she has space.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5414760/

I've been noticing a lack in hyena art lately.
It makes me kind of sad...
I am also ignoring gay art, just so you know.
Fuckin' queers.

I will log onto this bloody webpage
And nuke everything >3
Screw your art, I don't care... unless it's of me.
I suppose other hyenas are okay too

Someone actually blocked me because I posted a photo from google
That's hilarious!!!!!!
I guess I COULD write that I don't claim ownership to it
I forgot that people always assume the worse.
Dumbass furries.

Is coming up
On the 21st
Of this month
Draw me stuff
DO IT

Listen to me...

Hyenas closely follow the build of felines
We do not look like wolves
I am pretty sure that if you put a wolf up against an African warrior
They would no idea wtf that thing is, other than a dog

We have large rounded ears, only sometimes topped with a slight point
Our heads are rather rounded, and we have short muzzles with large noses
"Their skulls superficially resemble those of large canids,
but are much larger and heavier, with shorter facial portions." -wiki

"Hyenas have an additional pair of ribs than canids,
and their tongues are rough like those of felids and viverrids." -wiki

Also, we do not have knots!!! Stop it!!!!!
http://ars.els-cdn.com/content/imag.....000145-gr1.jpg (animal penis)

Removed by User.

Yeah, that's classy xD

Not really

Just stop posting it to FA

Seriously

It's getting really annoying!!!

Skye gave me a new icon for the holidays
meh

A raffle from Rucksack, just go here... http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4095660/

-grumpy hyena said so-

Calling all the shots, telling people how it is, laughing at others, pointing out flaws...

Actually, it really isn't!!! You guys make this too easy!!!!

Will be living back in Ohio as of the 27th of this month.

My better half is holding a cheap ass commission event
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3682258/

Go check her shit out, seriously... do it >|

Seriously, what the hell is with all of these hyena's showing up with blind eyes?
Do you know how many hyena's I've seen with their right eye blinded just like mine?????
It's kind of annoying, seriously

So, I'm going to be a racist ass now... as if I wasn't before :P
Going to be cleaning out my watch list and removing people I do not know personally OR are not hyenas.
You do not have to be an artist, but you must own/have art of a hyena for me to be watching you.
Only doing this because I rarely log on and when I do I have so many journal and submissions that I just nuke them anyway.
Sorry chaps!

If you ever feel deserving of having my watch, feel free to leave a submission link on my shout page! Or draw me gift art!

-is done being an ass now-

not really, I am an ass like that.

My friend is open for $10.00 commissions though;

You should check her out, she lost her job on Friday.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3570371/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3570371/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3570371/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3570371/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3570371/

I should get on here more often... seriously

Here you go, you sicko's

http://www.f-list.net/c/tiko%20uxlay

Yup... turning 23 next Tuesday.

February 21 iz mah birfday

Give me things! Do it!