Right, so i'm setting myself up to fail here, as i have a million things to do, but wither way, frankliy, i got the craft bug, so i'm starting work on EXTREMELY LIMITED EDITION con-badges. So personalised, it's untrue!

New pictures of the first couple will be up soon, they are available in a range of styles, obviously made to your fursona (shock horror).

The scoobyshrinkywaggytailjingle badges will be ready to start ordering soon.

Get your orders in quick as i am not sure how long i will be able to get my materials or take time away from making my LARP stuff.
hugz to all x

Start with 100%. Put an (X) on everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.

1. Smoked. (x)
2. Drank alcohol. (X)
3. Cried when someone died. (x)
4. Been drunk. (x)
5. Had sex. (x)
6. Been to a concert. (x)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. (x)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (x)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (x)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. ( )

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (x)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (X)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. ( )
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. (x)
15. Been to prom. ( )
16. Cried at school. (X)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. ( )
18. Went streaking. ( )
19. Given or received a lap dance. ( )
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (X)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (x)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (X)
23. Kissed a stranger. (x)
24. Hugged a stranger. (x)
25. Went scuba diving. ( )
26. Driven a car. (X)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (X)
28. Hit by a car. (x)
29. Had a party. (x)
30. Done serious drugs. ( )

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%

31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. (x)
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ( )
33. Run away from home. (x)
34. Broken a bone. (x)
36. Bought porn. (x)
37. Watched porn. (X)
38. Made porn. (x)
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (X)
40. Been in love. (x)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 70%

41. French kissed. (x)
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (X)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (X)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. (x)
45. Stabbed yourself. (x)
46. Shot a gun. (X)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (x)
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
50. Watched an animal die. (x)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 60%

51. Watched a person die. ( )
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (x)
53. Pranked somebody. (X)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. ( )
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (x)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (x)
57. Dressed punk. (X)
58. Dressed goth. (x)
59. Dressed preppy. (x)
60. Been to a motocross race. ( )

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 53%

61. Avoided somebody. (X)
62. Been stalked. (x)
63. Stalked someone. (x)
64. Met a celebrity. (x)
65. Played an instrument. (X)
66. Ridden a horse. (x)
67. Cut yourself. (X)
68. Bungee jumped. ( )
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. ( )
70. Been to a wild party. (x)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 45%

71. Got caught stealing something. (x)
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (X)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ( )
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. (x)
75. Got arrested. ( )
76. Been pregnant. (x)
77. Babysat. (X)
78. Been to another country. (x)
79. Started your house on fire. ( )
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. (x)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 38%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. (x)
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (X)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (x)
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (x)
85. Sat on your butt all day. (X)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. (x)
87. Had a job. (X)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. (x)
89. Been called a whore. (x)
90. Danced like a whore. (x)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 28%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. (x)
92. Been in a car accident. (x)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (X)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (X)
95. Raped somebody. ( )
96. Danced in the rain. (x)
97. Been rejected. (x)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. ( )
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (x)
100. Been raped. (x)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 20%

Wow, did not see that last one coming...but feeling good at least i still got 20%!!

Well, love nature, doi, and love it when i can get close enough to it, and it trusts me to get close enough.
I have badgers in my garden, coming right up to the glass photos to follow soon, but right now, am filming them!
SO CUTE!!!!!
hugz to all x

So, made a meme thing, it's probably crap, but have fun, if you wish...hugz x

Temperment
[x]Likely to take crap for hours then quietly try to fix things
[x]Take crap for hours then explode in some hapless buggers direction
[ ]Take no crap, AT ALL!
[ ]what crap? i see no crap, only coloured bubbles...pretty
[ ]Sit quiet and pretend it's happening to someone else
[ ]Go away and let them rage it out amongst themselves, not my problem
[x]Not my problem? You made it my problem, arse-hole

Mind
[ ]Fractured, but coping, sort of
[x]Broken, but expertly repaired, you'd never notice the cracks
[x]Tended quietly, like a Bonsai tree, cultivated and calm
[ ]Raging, inside and out, leave me be, you devils of life
[x]Raging, but only inside, filled with questions, why?
[x]Calm, ordered, a place for everything and everything in its place

Friends
[ ]Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me
[x]Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, pick your coffin, pal
[x]Closer, but not as close as enemies
[ ]Friends? why would i need those?
[ ]Better than family, because i chose them
[x]Lovely to visit, but wouldn't wanna be there all the time.
[ ]Love them, can't be without them, please don't leave...please

Animals
[x]Better then people...by so much
[ ]Better then people, if only they would rise up...maybe
[ ]Equal to people, just with no thumbs
[ ]Lower than people...(seriously, no-one would pick this really?!)

Morals
[x]Strong, but bent occasionally to my will and whim
[x]Rock-solid, never to be broken, for anything
[ ]Rock-solid, but occasionally you must pretend they don't exist
[ ]Like silk, pretty to look at, but easily ripped apart
[ ]what's a moral?

Right, i love trees, (even though they are mostly spying on me) i love flowers, (but you can't trust those big ones that look pretty and smell like shit) i love summer (seriously, out and out LOOOOVVVEEEEE summer) but i hate pollen.
So nature gave me a cold, right at the start of summer.
How is that fair?
Sniffly Tilf is sniffly.
More artz soon.
hugz x

right, there seems to be some major confusion as to Tilf, Havelock, Shroedinger and now PWN, oh, and also me persoanlly, got any questions? wanna know something? got a burning desire for knowledge? ask me, gimme a shout or an PM, i'll probably answer!
Although, if you just have burning, it's probably bad, and you might need a doctor, or maybe some topical cream!!
hugz to all xx

So, all healthy and fixed and stuff, yay. And summer is on it's way, for us shivering brits, anyway, so now i have a quandry.

My hair is out and all over the place in summer, new dye job? yarn? dreads?

*pulls at hawk with clenched paws*
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO CHOOSE!!!

hugz x

Right, wow, theres something they don't tell you, it turns out colposcopys hurt.
No one said anything, i thought it was gonn abe another smear thing, no, they cut a bit out, ow.
Pretty sure all ok, panic not, they sending off for tests, will keep ya posted, but seriously, ow.
hugz x

So, have got my new ref-sheet from pickle_lemur, yay! Out of respect, is not here, but will be in her gallery soon. is purdy!
hugz x

right, google own youtube, so now you MUST have a google account, and you MUST link it with your youtube account, this is bullshit.
I don't have a google account, i don't want a google account.
WTF.
Really not a happy tilfy, stompy tilf in the making.

Right, having beaten my horse to near-death, i got on my zombie-horse and decided to start doing con-badges, they gonna be plastic, hard wearing, i will do artwork on them, or i can transfer other work you have done/had done, BUT only with written permission from the artist who did it in the first place!
Bear with me, should start work on them in about two weeks, or so, maybe sooner!
i'll keep y'all posted!
hugz x

"You know what you do when you fall off the horse?"
"Yep, ya get back on the horse."
"Nope."
"No?"
"Nope, you get up, chase that fucker down, beat it to within an inch of it's life, and THEN you get back on the horse."
"oh, uh, ok"

So, having caught, beaten, nipped and probably fucked my horse, i'm pretty much back on it, or so drunk and hungry, i'm hallucinating, but either way, the view is peachy, so it's part way there! With that in mind, keep an eye on new exciting things coming from Tilf Industries.
hugz to all. xx

yep, true, don't bother with it, waste of time. Pointless hope and it's pointless ideas.
veryone you love will fuck you over, everyone you care about will leave, die or other.
Don't bother caring, it's a waste of time, just get drunk and hope you don't have to drive anywhere.

Looking out the window, through a haze of vodka, i can birds, i used to enjoy watching them, i can't now, they canleave, they can fly away and pretend it never happened.
I can't, i'm stuck, in hell, with only a lying self-serving CUNT as an apparent 'best friend' as a liunk to the shithole that is life.
who cares? why should they?
Whatever.

Right, so sent FOUR e-mails, called the tech guys, got told to call back later as they were on lunch, have had no help from those 9-sided bastards at Wacom.
So with that in mind, i make this statement...

WACOM ARE THE BIGGEST PILES OF SHIT ON THE PLANET.

There, so the board has been taken back, the whole damn pile of dry wank has been removed from my system, and i'd rather get locked in a room with a drunk than ever buy wacom ever again.

Much better now.

Pinched it from Faolan, sorry love!

Centaur:

[x] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[x] You get drunk a lot.
[x] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[x] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[x] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[x] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[x] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[x] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[x] You are possessive and territorial.

Total: 9

Elf:

[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips.
[x] You are very intelligent.
[ ] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[x] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[x] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[ ] You look very young for your age.
[ ] You rarely get sick.
[x] You are a very hard worker.
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.

Total: 4

Fairy

[ ] You are happy a lot of the time.
[ ] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[ ] You are very shy.
[x] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[x] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[ ] You are young and short.
[x] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[x] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.

Total: 5

Dwarf:

[ ] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[ ] You are short for your age.
[x] You are an isolated person
[ ] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[ ] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[ ] You look older than your age.
[x] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[x] You have a short temper.

Total: 3

Harpy/Siren:

[ ] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[x] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[x] You are easily angered.
[x] Death fascinates you.
[x] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[x] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[ ] You love to trick others.
[ ] You have a ravenous appetite.

Total: 5 (and a bit, ravenous sexual appitite!)

Mermaid:

[ ] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater
[x] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[x] You are good at swimming.
[ ] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[x] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[x] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.

Total: 4

Vampire:

[x] You're a night person.
[x] You have a fascination with blood.
[ ] You are extremely pale.
[ ] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[p] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[ ] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[x] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[p] You don't like sharp objects near you.

Total: 3 (and a bit, small spaces, fine, people, not fine, sgarp objects if i'm holding them, fine, others holding thwm, not fine!)

Werewolf:

[x] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[ ] You have a lot of body hair.
[x] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items.
[ ] You lack self control. (in more then one area of life~)
[x] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans. ( when humans die in movies I laugh)
[x] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[x] You like to be alone.
[x] If You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[x] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.

Total: 7

Wizard/Witch:

[ ] You love chemistry.
[x] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[ ] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[x] You are a nature lover.
[x] You have a strong sense of responsibility.
[x] You spend a lot of time alone.
[ ] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[x] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[x] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[ ] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.

Total: 6

Zombie:

[ ] You are pale.
[ ] You are hungry a lot.
[ ] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[ ] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[x] You love to eat meat
[x] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[ ] You make grunts and moans a lot.
[ ] You usually walk slow.
[ ] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.

Total: 2

Satyr/Faun:

[x] You are very passionate about the things you like.
[ ] You like to get drunk and dance.
[x] You're very amorous.
[x] You like art and music.
[ ] You enjoy feasting with friends.
[x] You love nature but more for the animals then than the trees and plants.
[ ] You like getting rowdy and having a good time.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[ ] You love the chase almost as much as the capture.
[x] You wish you had horns. (antlers actually but that counts right?)

Total: 6

a centaur werewolf, apparently, um, hmmm, now i'm really confused!

Title says it all really. I've had my Bamboo since my 25th birthday (May 2010, was a pressie) and i STILL can't use it. The staff are shit, the website is shit. Someone please help, or i'm taking the fucking thing back for a refund, never buying Wacom again, and will commit all-out company-destroying war on the company.
Not hugz.
>:(

Right, hooray! finally, after much huffinf and puffing and blowing down of houses, i have finally managed to get my prionter/scanner online!
YAY!
The new artz are up (some of them) i know they are kinda light, but i'm working on darkening them.
Thanks for reading.
hugz x

right, well, thats the cheese on the biscuit, my lovely new bamboo graphics tablet board thing won't let me draw in anything other than the top 5x3 inch square of my scrren, not overly helpful.

I've downloaded a patch thing, and it let me have a whole extra inch down, so now i have 5x4.

For Fucks sake, any help would be greatly appreciated.
hugz x

Yeah, welcome to 2011, here's your bout of Flu, with a slice of added flu, also, heres an ear infection, caused by the flu to make the flu worse. And here is your pack that enables you to possibly taste food and it's yummyness, but only on the way back up, here's the box for the aches and pains you'll experiance, oh, i almost forgot, here's the complete inability to concentrate on anything at all, so you're art won't be up for another couple days as you cobat sleep deprevation before you have to go back to work.

Have a pleasent trip, welcome to 2011, thankyou for choosing Earth as your place of orogin, oh, and by the way, Pete Postelthwaite is dead, we figured we'd wait until you stopped throwing up for 5 minutes to tell you.

Thankyou, and good bye.

*WTF* epic sad face :'(


Ps, art will be up soon, but am still built of sick right now! gimme about a week! thanks x

Right, after x-mas, not only will i finally have my scanner, i'll also be broke. So i'm gonna be doing £1 plain sketches. Simple, no colour, just something hand drawn, honest old-school art, y'know?!
I'll let y'all know when it's open!

hugz x

New spoon and jelly, table 4, my spoon is old and broken, and jelly makes me smile in secret places...


SPOON.

YAY, finally got my scanner today!! WOOT, (woot indeed) but i'm not allowed it til christmas, dammit.
*sigh* so artz on the way, but not til x-mas, gah!
hugz x

found a scanner, it had no software
found the software, it didn't work
found the patches, uploaded everything, took hour or so, it didn't work
i restarted, it crashed
i restarted, scanner attatched, no files
found files, fault in file
found fault, irrepairable...


GARGH!! think this stuff is done to try me, moral of this whine, is i have a scanner, it doesn't work, i threw a paddy, long and short, getting one for x-mas.
New arts on x-mas people!!!!!!
hugz x

Right, i been promising you guys new atrz for some time, and now have got some, but no scanner with which to put them in the puter, and thus on the web, gah, no web cafes in this town, not driving to london for it!!!
Bear with me, i'll think of something!!
hugz x

Yep, single again, mutual break up with crane, better to stay as friends, and have something to show for 10 years of knowing eachother! but just watched the film of 'Going Postal'. WTF???!!! did the writer just stare at the cover for 10 minutes and come up with a story from there??!!!
ach well, so, yeah, i'm single, i'm great, and now i'm fixing my costume for the halloween party!
hugz y'all.
x