Full Name: None given. She chose the name "Ume" because it's symbolically linked to her youth. Blue cats sometimes have dark purple pawpads/gums/noses, especially when young, and she has memories of eating plums fresh off a tree from her neighbors yard. So. Yea. Youth.
Nicknames: Cat, Kitty, Kitten
Age/Height/Weight: 3rd life, varies from house cat to child size cat thing to anthro to monster cat. As an anthro? 5'8", about 200 lbs. She's a meaty cat to begin with, plus the fur adds a bit of weight, since she is very fluffy.
Place of Residence: With her family and they live all by themselves in the middle of the swampy woods. but visitors are okay.
Occupation: House cat.
Family: Her best friend/blood brother/unwilling lover, their bastard son, her slut mom, a dragon, a...river beast thingie, and a mute lab made genderless fox thing. Snake, Tomcat, Sera, Lolo, River Beast, and Muscadine, in that order.
Race/Species: Monster cat. Bakeneko, with a bit of snake blood in her veins, and raccoon and bear, too. Maybe some fox, or coyote. I haven't figured out which one yet. Very much a mutt cat, but for the sake of simplicity, she just looks like a large cat.
Injuries/Scars: If you could take her fur off, she'd be covered in tiny scars, because she is very clumsy. The big scars on on the inside.
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Gender: Female, but occasionally loses her gender because she is tricky, and there is no deeper reason than that.
Sexual orientation: She is a cat and all cats are whores. So... bisexual? Pansexual?
Relationship: Unofficially married to a snake.
Sexual Kinks/Fetishes: apparently gets off on making snakes feel awkward.
Other special relations: Apparently had a child in her second life. It is assumed that this is related to her death somehow. Perhaps she dies in childbirth, or maybe she killed herself after losing her baby. She hasn't figured it out yet. Also, Sera. Slut mom. She's a cat. Yea. It's wacky.
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Hobbies: Sleeping, eating, catching bugs, drawing, drinking tea, watching horror movies or cartoons, playing Nintendo, also more sleeping. A lot of sleep.
Likes: Sunshine, rainy days, the color purple, playing outside, laying around doing nothing... etc etc.
Dislikes: Dead babies, zombie babies, dolphins. and poop. oh yea, and people that are mean to animals!
Fears: Fetuses! Losing her family.
Talents: Being fat and sleeping for 12 hours.
Favourite foods: Rice, mushrooms, burritos!!!!!
Religious affiliation: Christian!? God fearing, for sure.
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Brief History:Once upon a time, a very pregnant cat monster left her cat world to search for food. Just on the outskirts of her broken city, she came across a cozy swamp, and a nest of eggs. She hollowed the eggs, one by one, until she came across the last egg. Her teeth had just penetrated it's leathery shell, when a snake monster bites her. Apparently the mother snake had been out for a snack, herself. The pregnant monster cat yowls, and blindly swipes, and misses, and runs back to the safety of her city where she immediately goes into childbirth. Because of the snake monster's venom, all of her kittens were born dead, or dies soon afterward. Except for one kitten, and she grew up kind of weak, and weird, and was reminded of this often. Cat mom could not bear any more kittens after her incident. That last snake egg she nipped at? Well, he had the same outcome. He was born weak, and kind of different than the other snake monsters, but his snake mom loved and accepted him. That snake and that kitten would be linked by the poison from each others parents. They would leave their homes young, to start their own adventures and lives.

Is that back story lame? I hope it's not too lame. I wrote it pulling from several mythologies.

I am very sad because last night, my baby girl leopard gecko died, and I don't know why. She was young, it was sudden, and the memories I'll never have of her are making me feel sick to my stomach.

So. I just need time to process that my baby girl is gone. I am sorry. I should be strong enough to hit the ground running. but I guess I'm not. I'm only strong enough to cry alone in the dark and eat cheesecake.

Helping my friend:

http://pintear.chipin.com/the-fee-t.....change-my-name

If you donate, I can make you a little something. Unless you hate the things I make. Then you can just tell me not to bother because I'm a completely talentless hack. HAHAHA please don't tell me that. That would sort of make me sad.

Okay but seriously. Even a coupla bucks will him him out. I will never understand his pain, because my name is totally awesome and dynamic.

and if you want anything from me let me know, I can put out a million sketches a day, or spend a few hours in MSPaint, or make you a little trinket out of clay. I think everyone here knows what kind of stuff I do.

"Waited In Line For Blotch Porn"
Parameters: Go/went to a furry convention.
Score: 50
Completed?: YES


"Rug Burn"
Parameters: Do/did the business, with one or more partners in a fursuit.
Score: 50
Completed?: No


"It's Like A Miniature Convention!"
Parameters: Go/went to a furmeet.
Score: 30
Completed?: No


"FURtune 500"
Parameters: Have over 10,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: No


"High Roller"
Parameters: Have your character drawn by an artist that has over 100,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: Yes, if commissions count


"Friends In High Places"
Parameters: Have gift art of your character from an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: A few :)


"Different Strokes"
Parameters: Own/owned/used an animal-molded, or furry-oriented, sexual toy.
Score: 20
Completed?: No


"So, Yeah"
Parameters: Have more furry friends than non-furry friends in real life.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes


"Stalker"
Parameters: Be friends with an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes


"Connected"
Parameters: Have a total combined buddy count [on AIM, MSN, Skype or etc.] of 200 or more.
Score: 20
Completed?: No


"Just For The Art"
Parameters: Draw anthropomorphic art.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes


"Dramatic"
Parameters: Have a LiveJournal, Facebook, FurAffinity, DeviantArt, and a Twitter account.
Score: 20
Completed?: yes.


"Get Over It"
Parameters: Have/had a spouse/partner/significant other/mate/whatever, in real life, that is a furry.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes


"Vanilla"
Parameters: Have nonsexual art of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes


"O MURR"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a non-furry friend in real life.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes


"And All I Got..."
Parameters: Own a distinctly 'furry' t-shirt
Score: 10
Completed?: nope


"I'm Not Even Trying"
Parameters: Have some form of furry porn on your desktop [whether as wallpaper or a file].
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes


"UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"
Parameters: Play/played Team Fortress 2 on a furry server.
Score: 10
Completed?: No


"Such A Cock"
Parameters: Listen/listened to a 2 the Ranting Gryphon rant.
Score: 10
Completed?: yes.


"Friends With Benefits"
Parameters: Commissioned/commission artwork of a friend's character.
Score: 10
Completed?: yes!


"Anti-Uppity"
Parameters: Have sexual artwork of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes


"Don't Knock It 'Til You Try It"
Parameters: Roleplay/roleplayed your character over a messenger service/in a game of some sort.
Score: 5 for having done it at all, +5 for having done sexual roleplay.
Completed?: Yes


"NO FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY!"
Parameters: Post/posted on 4chan or SomethingAwful.com
Score: 5
Completed?: yes


"Furries Ruin Everything"
Parameters: Post/posted a furry image on 4chan.
Score: 5
Completed?:yes

"You're Doing It Wrong"
Parameters: Post/posted on fchan or TGFB [http://dammitfreehaven.com/].
Score: 5
Completed?: yes


"The Greater Good"
Parameters: Post/posted an image on e621.net.
Score: 5
Completed?: No


"How Did That Get There?"
Parameters: Have a folder dedicated to furry porn.
Score: 5 for having a folder, +5 for having a folder of 1gb or larger.
Completed?: Yes


"THIS IS THE REAL ME! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
Parameters: Commission art of your character.
Score: 5
Completed?:yes

"SRS BSNS"
Parameters: Tell/told a parent/friend that you are a furry.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes

"Ding, DONG"
Parameters: Have a male character.
Score: 5
Completed?: a few!


"Tits or GTFO"
Parameters: Have a female character.
Score: 5
Completed?: a few!


"It's A Trap!"
Parameters: Have a herm/shemale/transgendered/etc. character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Just the one.

"Dime A Dozen"
Parameters: Did/do another furry meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes


"You're It!"
Parameters: Tag at least 1 person after doing this meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: no man it's late.



Total score: 360 yay....

CHECK HER OUT

All... two of my watchers.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1137640/

and check out what she did for me!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3249976

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS! This year will be better, I just know it!

He is my new gecko! Cambel I've had for... a few months. I forget.

http://tillieyo.livejournal.com/365366.html

ripped from  Silver_Frostpaw

Tsundere (Harsh Outside-Gentle Inside)
[X] You come off as sort of aloof to other people.
[X] In public, you intentionally refrain from showing much weakness.
[X] You have a secret obsession with something cute.
[X] You pretend that you hate your crush even though you really love him/her.
[X] You blush when people point out your sensitivities.
[X] You blush when people tell sexual jokes.
Total: 6

Yandere (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside)
[X] You’re very sweet and kind in public.
[X] When romance becomes a topic of discussion, people say your personality changes drastically.
[ ] You know some sort of martial art, swordplay, or otherwise.
[X] You have a crush who you’d literally kill for.
[X] You have a pet-peeve that makes you snap.
[X] Schizophrenic?
Total: 5

Meganekko (Girl-with-Glasses Character)
[X] You have glasses.
[X] You can sometimes be clumsy, ditzy, or absent-minded.
[ ] You are always very polite in your speech.
[X] You are fairly intelligent in some field.
[X] You take discipline seriously.
[X] You have some sort of fetish for something.
Total: 5

Tsukkomi (Angry Guy)
[X] You have a friend who often makes dumb or embarrassing remarks.
[ ] You smack/beat up this friend in some way.
[ ] You do your best to maintain a calm facade, only to be thwarted by this friend.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yin”
[ ] You swear a lot.
[ ] You try to bring out the more serious side of your ridiculous friend.
Total: 1

Boke (Dumb Guy)
[X] You often make silly or embarrassing comments.
[X] You like annoying the heck out of your best friend.
[ ] You often get beaten up by your friend in some way, but you take it in good stride.
[X] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yang”.
[X] You are normally very laidback and carefree.
[X] You try to bring out the happier side of your angry friend.
Total: 5

Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife)
[ ] You are always, almost overly, polite.
[X] You love traditional Japanese culture.
[ ] You often wear either a kimono, yukata (summer cotton kimono), or apron.
[X] You’re an excellent cook.
[X] You are hardly ever angry.
[X] You have really long hair.
Total: 4

Sexy Character
[X] Your bust/package is...formidable.
[X] You like making sexual innuendos.
[X] You encourage trips to the beach, pool, or onsen (hot springs).
[X] There are some sexual things that you are ignorant to or need explained to you.
[ ] You’re an expert cosplayer.
[x]You like the taste of alcohol.
Total: 5

Loli/Shota Character
[X] You like sweets or chocolate.
[X] You adore cute things and/or the word “kawaii”.
[X] You use Japanese suffixes like “-chan,” “-tan,” “-sempai,” etc...
[X] You add unnecessary suffixes to the ends of your sentences, like “nyo,” “nyu,” “un,” etc...etc~~~
[X] You are considered gullible or naive.
[X] You have a tall/powerful friend who protects you.
Total: 6

Tsundere-6
Yandere-5
Meganekko-5
Tsukkomi-1
Boke-5
Nadeshiko-4
Sexy-5
Loli/Shota-6

Huh. TILLIE'S ARE LIKE ONIONS, DONKEY. They have layers.

Hey, everyone, we should make up worlds for our characters to live in, and then we can have our characters visit each others worlds! Wouldn't that be great!? Okay, that's the kind of stuff I dreamed about as a kid... *blushing*

What is your furry world like?
"Furry" is a state of life after death. Perhaps I was human long ago, but that part of my has died, and now I live the nine lives of a cat. I've used three, so far. I still remember what it was like to be human, although those memories are beginning to fade, and now I think more like a cat. The felines in my world are a mess. Just like street cats, they have no shame about things like incest and cannibalism. Of course, there are other animals, but I don't know much about them.

Do humans exist in your furry world? If so, how do they treat/how are they treated by the furries?
There are two worlds. The living human world, and the dead animal people world. I have a brother that is more human than I am, and he does his best to keep me away from my cat family. My cat mom (more like creator) accepts him, and brings him gifts, but mostly in cat world, he just gets stared at. For me, in a living human world, I am the one to be stared at.

Do non-morphic animals exist in your furry world?
They mostly exist in the human world. In the animal word, they turn into terrible beasts.

Do non-mammalian “furries” exist in your furry world? If so, how do they treat/how are they treated by the mammal-furries?
My brother is from the snake world. So yes. but he prefers to wear the face of a human. He must not be very proud of snakes.

Do other mythological creatures (dragons etc.) exist in your furry world? If so, how do they treat/how are they treated by the furries?
Yes, and they are treated as things.

Does Magic operate in your furry world?
All types.

Describe the technology level of your furry world?
The cats are usually too busy fucking and eating to care.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how animal-like are furries in your world?
10. Very animal like. My earliest design had them reverting from two feet to four, like Bagi.

How do the different furry species get along in your furry world?
Very awkwardly. Segregated.

Alright, I met my last day's goal about halfway, which is pretty good, since I have a habit of expecting way too much out of myself. So this weekend, I'm setting a few more goals:

Sketches for Draco: 2/5
Couple or drawings for a certain cross-dressing cub friend: 0/2
Random things that I accidentally draw: 0/?

Also huge list of things for friends I want to eventually draw. Do I add that here? Maybe I'll just add some names or people I talk to most so it'll stay fresh in my mind: Sono, Tresh, Harli, Jim, Bugz, Sandypantsu, and of course Snakeums snakeface boo.