I used to do a lot of acid, eat mushrooms, smoke a lot of pot, and drink alcoholically. Loved it. Became no fun anymore, and I was still doing it, just beginning to wreck my life. I figure I'm addicted to psychedelic drugs and alcohol. Been sober with AA for 119 days in a row now. I hate everyone and everything as a default setting. It takes some work for me to not be like that.

The past two days have been filled with crazy paranoia and acid flashbacks. I feel things that aren't there, and intense rushes of touch-sensation through various parts of my body, almost like I'm on acid and/or high from smoking pot.
Also had some weird experience at a department store the other day. I went in, looking for a pair of shoes as I can now afford a much needed new set, and this guy walks all the way from one side of the store to the little mens' shoe section. He stands uncomfortably close to me and the whole time is singing some song I don't recognize. "You're so close....(hums).....you're so close....(hums).....you're so close.....(hums).....you're so close......." he turns around and proceeds to walk away from the area I'm occupying, singing aloud as he walks away back to where he came from. Too oddly specific for my paranoid mind, he must be out to kill me. FUCKFUCFUCK RUN.

It really made the hairs on my spine stand on end. I immediately left the department store, and thought I noticed someone trying to take a picture of me. Whatever the fuck that's about I wanted no part of. So I POWERWALKED the FUCK back to my car and drove away in a bit of a hurry.

People kept turning their heads and looking at me as I drove down the road. At least that's what I saw. And they all wanted to kill me.

Today, I've been plagued by the number 6. It consistently appeared to me in sets of two and three, such as my odometer reading 33646 as my car's clock shows 6:23.
And when I went to Dunkin Donuts late in the day, my order number was 666.
Whenever this happens, I take it as a warning to watch my back. And dayumn, I heeded that warning today to the point of insanity, avoiding everything I could where the 6's would take me. And it seemed to help: I almost was in a car crash today. If I hadn't "watched my 6", I could be dead or much worse right now.

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You: well that`s a start

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Stranger: finish*

You: and if there`s a fibish, there must be a lazy finger

You: or a little white lie that someone half means to tell

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Stranger: the second dwarf was actually a black guy

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You: that was a lazy finger

You: gunshot in the background

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You: I mean, out in the parking lot?

You: holy crap

Stranger: yeah, I am sitting behind that wagon

You: CIRCLE THE WAGONS!

You: it`s scalping time

Stranger: damn, need to find a new hiding spot to stalk you :/

You: oh, you think YOU`RE stalking ME...

Stranger: I am

You: really now...

You: If I knew you were that into me,I would`ve just told you outright...

Stranger: I invented stalking

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You: bitch please, I invented the internet.

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You: you hatin

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Stranger: you mad, bro?

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You: your words are crystal clear

Stranger: they always are

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You: that`s a good policy.

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You: from the cameras all over your home

You: and eases the insertion of anal probes

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Stranger: (see what I did there? XD)

You: Yes, I did notice what you did there. You misused the English language.

You: not that big of a deal really, it happens all the time. The language itself provides for it anyway.

You: now get over here and put yer dick in this here tailpipe

Stranger has disconnected.

Det er mye dritt.
Here's to four more!

[ ] you meow/bark to get attention
[ ] you find pets toys amusing (just in some of the shapes and names :P)
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[ ] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total: 0

[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[ ] you like to stick your head out through the window of a moving car.
[x] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper (this just pisses me off)
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 3

[ ] you sleep a lot during daytime
[x] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[ ] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total:1

[ ] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total:1

[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws" (Only rarely - slang use)
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total:4

[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[x] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[x] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[ ] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 2

[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[ ] you refer to yourself as an animal
[x]your username has something to do with animals (only on some sites)
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[ ] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total:2

[x] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[x] you like to say hi to strangers
[ ] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[x] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total:4

Overall: 17

Multiplied by 2 means I am 34% furry, at least according to this particular quzzamajig.

YOU JUST WOKE UP NAKED IN BED NEXT TO ME..... using only 3 words, what would you say to me??
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Lifesavers . . .


A college professor was doing a study testing
the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.
He gave all the children the same kind of
lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to
identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:

"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
”Green..........lime,"
”Orange..........orange."

Finally the professor gave them all honey
lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments,
none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue, It's what
your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her
lifesaver out and yelled:
"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"

Look into a mirror. What do you see?
Is it just a reflection of the world around you? Or, is it a window into another dimension or reality?
When you leave the room, and are out of sight of any other mirror, does reality continue on the other side of the mirror? Or, does it cease to exist, only able to exist when you yourself are physically able to perceive it?
Does the reality/dimension on the "other side" of the mirror continue the same way, in the same manner, as our reality? Do characters in the mirror reality lead separate lives from our own, yet appear by sheer coincidence in the window at the exact same time, performing the same exact actions, looking exactly like ourselves?
Do the inhabitants of the other side of the mirror question this very phenomenon? Do they share the same beliefs?
Or, are they polar opposites in every conceivable way, shape, and form; except in their appearance, existence, and survival? When we are overly happy and excited, are they utterly bored and severely depressed?
Of course, everything in the mirror reality would be expressed in the exact opposite way as it is in our own reality, so, when they are bored and depressed, they smile as they would if they wished to express happiness and excitement as one does in this reality which we create for ourselves to live within.