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What do you call a beehive without an exit?
General | Posted 3 years agoUnBeeLeaveable
Why does Sherlock Holmes love Mexican restaurants?
General | Posted 3 years agoThey give him good case ideas
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for...
General | Posted 3 years agoI couldn’t get a straight answer
What did the big flower say to the tiny flower?
General | Posted 3 years agoHey there bud
What did Adam say to his GF on the 24th of December?
General | Posted 4 years agoIt’s Christmas Eve
I’m starting a flight company exclusively for bald peop...
General | Posted 4 years agoI’ll call it… Receding airlines
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes
General | Posted 4 years agoI now have Heinzsight
How do you get a blind person to see?
General | Posted 4 years agoUsually by boat
Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
General | Posted 4 years agoBecause he doesn’t want to be spotted
I’m really excited for the new amateur autopsy club
General | Posted 4 years agoTuesday is open Mike night
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?
General | Posted 4 years agoBecause she wanted to see the task manager
What do you call a coupon-using vampire?
General | Posted 4 years agoSuckers for deals!
What is Emperor Palpatine’s favorite soda?
General | Posted 4 years agoMountain Dew-it!
Back To The Future time machine
General | Posted 4 years agoHow good would the movies be if they had used another car for the time machine? Like a Porsche 911, Aston Martin, or a Corvette? Or maybe a Volvo, or a Fiat?
I know the reasons why they went with the DeLorean for the movie, so this is what if they got a fat sponsorship from several other car manufacturers.
I know the reasons why they went with the DeLorean for the movie, so this is what if they got a fat sponsorship from several other car manufacturers.
RIP Betty White
General | Posted 4 years agoIn 19 days...
General | Posted 4 years ago...Betty White will be 100 years old
What do you call a group of dinosaurs who sing?
General | Posted 4 years agoTyranno-chorus
If two vegans get in a fight...
General | Posted 4 years ago...is it still considered a beef?
I know a lot of jokes about retired people...
General | Posted 4 years ago...but none of them work
What do you call a donkey with only three legs?
General | Posted 4 years agoA wonkey!
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex
General | Posted 4 years agoThey are his watch dogs
How do you invite a dinosaur to a cafe?
General | Posted 4 years agoTea, Rex?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
General | Posted 4 years agoSofishticated
What's ET short for?
General | Posted 4 years agoBecause he got tiny legs
What do you call a shoe made of a banana?
General | Posted 4 years agoA slipper
