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Why do dogs float in water?
General | Posted 4 years agoBecause they are good buoys
A cheese factory exploded in France...
General | Posted 4 years ago...Da brie is everywhere
What concert costs just 45 cents?
General | Posted 4 years ago50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
Be fearless and...
General | Posted 4 years ago...pull out the anal beads like you are starting a lawnmower/chainsaw
Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?
General | Posted 4 years agoCause you shouldn't press your luck
Where do you learn all about ice cream?
General | Posted 4 years agoSundae school
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
General | Posted 4 years agoOf course, houses can't jump
What has four wheels and flies?
General | Posted 4 years agoA garbage truck
What key is used to open bananas?
General | Posted 4 years agoA mon-key
I talk to myself because...
General | Posted 4 years ago...sometimes I just need expert advice
How many apples grow on a tree?
General | Posted 4 years agoAll of them
What rock group has four men who don't sing?
General | Posted 4 years agoMount Rushmore
How do you make 7 even?
General | Posted 4 years agoYou take away the s
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke...
General | Posted 4 years ago...but you didn't like it
It really takes guts to...
General | Posted 4 years ago...be an organ donor
Stop looking for the perfect match
General | Posted 4 years agoUse a lighter
If you see a crime at an Apple Store.......
General | Posted 4 years ago.....does that make you an iWitness?
Heard about the ATM that was addicted to money?
General | Posted 4 years agoIt suffered from withdrawals
The minotaur was...
General | Posted 4 years ago...the first cowboy
Why can't a leopard hide?
General | Posted 4 years agoBecause it's always spotted!!!
Long fairy tales have...
General | Posted 4 years ago...a tendency to dragon
I’m reading a horror story in Braille
General | Posted 4 years agoSomething bad is about to happen… I can feel it
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until...
General | Posted 4 years ago...you get shampoo in your mouth, then it becomes a soap opera
