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Your bellybutton is...
General | Posted 4 years ago...just your old mouth
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
General | Posted 4 years agoIt’s Christmas, Eve!
What do you get if you combine a Xmas tree with an iPad?
General | Posted 4 years agoA pineapple
Corny jokes are...
General | Posted 4 years ago...a-maize-ing
What kind of tree has a hand?
General | Posted 4 years agoA palm tree
1 in 6 people find...
General | Posted 4 years ago.. Russian roulette to be mindblowing
Red Bull is just a...
General | Posted 4 years ago...stamina potion
People are usually shocked when...
General | Posted 4 years ago...they find out that i'm not a very good electrician
When little people do drugs...
General | Posted 4 years ago...do they get medium?
What do an apple and an orange have in common?
General | Posted 4 years agoNeither one can drive
RIP River
General | Posted 4 years agoRiver was the voice actor and motioncapture of Dogmeat in Fallout 4
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Werewolves are better than vampires because...
General | Posted 4 years ago...they have no problems with steaks
Where did the computer go dancing?
General | Posted 4 years agoThe disc-o!
Why is manslaughter illegal?
General | Posted 4 years agoMen should be able to laugh at whatever they want
What do you call a god jacking off?
General | Posted 4 years agoMastubaTHOR
I used to hate facial hair...
General | Posted 4 years ago...but then it grew on me
I put my root beer into a square glass
General | Posted 4 years agoNow it's just beer
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
General | Posted 4 years agoBreathe, damn it! Breathe!
What's red and shaped like a bucket?
General | Posted 4 years agoA blue bucket painted red
What do you call it when one cow spies on another?
General | Posted 4 years agoA steak out
Waxing
General | Posted 4 years agoNot a cure for lycanthropy
What do bees do if they need a ride?
General | Posted 4 years agoWait at the buzz stop
What do you give to a sick lemon?
General | Posted 4 years agoLemon aid
Before the invention of the wheel…
General | Posted 4 years ago...everything was a drag
What kind of car runs on leaves?
General | Posted 4 years agoAn autumn-mobile!
