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All national anthems...
General | Posted 4 years ago...are actually country songs
I'm really excited for the next autopsy club
General | Posted 4 years agoIt's open Mike night
Someone wrote a book about clock fetishes
General | Posted 4 years agoIt's about fucking time
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
General | Posted 4 years agoShort
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
General | Posted 4 years agoPencils confused him — 2B or not 2B?
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
General | Posted 4 years agoOne has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause
Chuck Norris walks into a bar
General | Posted 4 years agoHe gets treated with great respect, since he’s such a talented actor
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
General | Posted 4 years agoIt’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear
What did one Frenchman say to the other?
General | Posted 4 years agoI have no idea. I don’t speak French
What do you call bears with no ears?
General | Posted 4 years agoB
I bought a dog from a locksmith
General | Posted 4 years agoThe second I got him in the house he made a bolt for the door
How do you talk to Italian ghosts?
General | Posted 4 years agoWith a Luigi board
When you look really closely...
General | Posted 4 years ago…all mirrors look like eyeballs
How does felines shop?
General | Posted 4 years agoBy reading a cat-alog
What do you call birds who stick together?
General | Posted 4 years agoVel-crows
What kind of dogs love car racing?
General | Posted 4 years agoLap dogs
Why do you tell actors to break a leg?
General | Posted 4 years agoEvery play has a cast
Mammals produce milk and have hair
General | Posted 4 years agoErgo, a coconut is a mammal
Why do fish live in saltwater?
General | Posted 4 years agoPepper makes them sneeze
What are caterpillars’ biggest enemies?
General | Posted 4 years agoDogerpillars
Five guys walk into a bar
General | Posted 4 years agoYou think one of them would’ve seen it
What do you call a magician who lost their magic?
General | Posted 4 years agoIan
When does a joke become a dad joke?
General | Posted 4 years agoWhen it becomes apparent
What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
General | Posted 4 years agoTowels
I hate Russian nesting dolls
General | Posted 4 years agoThey’re so full of themselves
