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General | Posted 7 years agoQuestion
General | Posted 8 years agoDoes anyone know where I can find a juicy silvally lemon?
Update
General | Posted 9 years agoIf anyone gives a damn, I've moved my series stories to my scraps because chances are they're never gonna get finished. Why is simple: I'm a lazy-ass fuck that has barely enough motivation to get out of bed to deal with my job. And I'm completely out of ideas for everything, including what to wear in the morning. So don't expect anything from me anymore; this is just a ghost account now.
Question
General | Posted 9 years agoDoes anyone know of an artist doing pokemon sketch requests/ cheap commissions (under 20 USD)? I've got a 'sona I'd love to get some art of.
New pokemon
General | Posted 9 years agoSo, we have Lugarugan's english name: Lycanroc. I like it; it's not nearly as bad as it could be. Then there's eevee's exclusive Z Move, evoboost. It calls all eight eeveelutions and boosts all of eevee's stats by two stages; absolutely broken. And finally, since I'm getting Moon, I'll talk about Oranguru. I actually like this one; it's a good design and an appropriate concept when you think that 'orangutan' means 'old man of the forest' in one of the local languages in their native range. Orangutans look like wise old men (aka a guru) so it's a distinct possibility for my team.
Edit # New reveals are: Hakamo-o and it's evolution Kommo-o (Jangmo-o's evolutions), Steenee and it's evolution Tsareena, Silvally, the english name for Silvadi, and cutiefly's evolution Ribombee. Alolan Muk revealed, also 18 separate items will be used to trigger Silvally's RKS System ability.
Confirmed members so far are: Ninetales (variant), Lycanroc midnight form, Lunala, nickname Artemis, Kommo-o, nickname Kamehameha (Hawaiian warrior, part of group that killed Captain Cook. Name means The Lonely One, if memory serves), Silvally (if at all possible)
Possibles are: Lurantis (female, of course), Mudsdale
Edit # New reveals are: Hakamo-o and it's evolution Kommo-o (Jangmo-o's evolutions), Steenee and it's evolution Tsareena, Silvally, the english name for Silvadi, and cutiefly's evolution Ribombee. Alolan Muk revealed, also 18 separate items will be used to trigger Silvally's RKS System ability.
Confirmed members so far are: Ninetales (variant), Lycanroc midnight form, Lunala, nickname Artemis, Kommo-o, nickname Kamehameha (Hawaiian warrior, part of group that killed Captain Cook. Name means The Lonely One, if memory serves), Silvally (if at all possible)
Possibles are: Lurantis (female, of course), Mudsdale
Getting the word out
General | Posted 9 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8072753/ 
candyfoxy is having some pretty severe physical health issues and needs help. Donate if you can, there's a few things she's named specifically she needs, if you can't donate spread the word.
candyfoxy is having some pretty severe physical health issues and needs help. Donate if you can, there's a few things she's named specifically she needs, if you can't donate spread the word.News
General | Posted 9 years agoSo two things:
One, I got a copy of Monster Hunter Generations yesterday, and my GOD is it incredible!! If anyone wants to hunt with me let me know and I'll send you my friend code.
Two, and most importantly, I have news of an incredible story. So, sales pitch.
One, I got a copy of Monster Hunter Generations yesterday, and my GOD is it incredible!! If anyone wants to hunt with me let me know and I'll send you my friend code.
Two, and most importantly, I have news of an incredible story. So, sales pitch.
Are you a fan of Cafe Plaisir? Have you ever wanted to see a nerf war in a brothel?
Then pay 
dark_violet a visit, and check out The Great War of Plaisir! And really, if this doesn't interest you, what the hell is wrong with you?
dark_violetChatting
General | Posted 9 years agoI want to talk to people more. I use skype and AIM (through Pidgin) for chatting and RPing with people, so if you want to talk say the word and I'll note you my contact details for those.
Where else I lurk
General | Posted 9 years agoI'm not leaving, just posting where else to find me.
https://beta.furrynetwork.com/sovek/ My newest account, will mirror my FA gallery once the importer is updated.
http://jaeger15.deviantart.com/?rnrd=88061 My DA account, only clean stuff there with one exception.
https://tobias2287.sofurry.com/ Small gallery, will update eventually.
https://beta.furrynetwork.com/sovek/ My newest account, will mirror my FA gallery once the importer is updated.
http://jaeger15.deviantart.com/?rnrd=88061 My DA account, only clean stuff there with one exception.
https://tobias2287.sofurry.com/ Small gallery, will update eventually.
Signal boost
General | Posted 9 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7619169/
celestina is needing help to get her mom a mobility scooter. Insurance, dickish as it is, doesn't pay for anything like that so she needs all the help anyone can give. If you can donate, fantastic. If not, spread the word.
celestina is needing help to get her mom a mobility scooter. Insurance, dickish as it is, doesn't pay for anything like that so she needs all the help anyone can give. If you can donate, fantastic. If not, spread the word.Skype is up and running!!
General | Posted 10 years agoI've recently been informed of an online beta for skype, but it didn't carry my contacts list over. If you have me on skype, leave a comment with your skype username or send me a note with it and I'll add you.
Signal boost, friend in dire need
General | Posted 10 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7107984/
coollyrics is in desperate need of help. I don't know the full situation, but what he's put in his journals says that his grandparents evicted him and his parents and they are currently travelling to Florida. I don't know anything else, but he needs help. If you can spare anything, send it his way. If not, spread the word.
coollyrics is in desperate need of help. I don't know the full situation, but what he's put in his journals says that his grandparents evicted him and his parents and they are currently travelling to Florida. I don't know anything else, but he needs help. If you can spare anything, send it his way. If not, spread the word.Question
General | Posted 10 years agoIs it odd to like fanart of a show and not be at all interested in the show itself? And before anyone asks, I did try to watch the show, but I couldn't get more than six minutes into the first episode.
Friend in trouble
General | Posted 10 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6599981/ A friend of mine, you may very well know him is having trouble paying for his medications. If anyone out there can help him, please do!
Pokesona: Derek the Flygon
General | Posted 11 years agoName: Derek
Species: Flygon (Legendborn)
Age: 54 (young for a dragon-type, comparable to a human in late teens)
Size: 7’ 00”, 200 pounds, cock twelve inches long, two and a half wide (five at the knot), has a spaded head and ridges down the sides for maximum stimulation.
Appearance: Standard Flygon body proportions, but his antennae are red instead of green, and his wing and tail fin edges are black. This is due to being Groudon’s son
Personality: Derek is strong-willed, stubborn, and defiant, but underneath it all he’s a really kind individual that’s just looking for something to believe in. After his father refused to even acknowledge his existence, Derek started wandering, eventually coming to Hoenn’s route 111 desert, where he made a home for himself among the vicious sandstorms. When he finds a partner - whether it’s a willing pokemon or the occasional, usually initially unwilling human - he dominates them, making himself the superior and taking control of the sex.
Unique markings/abilities: Red antennae, black wing and tail fin edges, can control the sand in the desert to defend his home from others.
Moves: Precipice Blades, Superpower, Outrage, Fire Punch
Species: Flygon (Legendborn)
Age: 54 (young for a dragon-type, comparable to a human in late teens)
Size: 7’ 00”, 200 pounds, cock twelve inches long, two and a half wide (five at the knot), has a spaded head and ridges down the sides for maximum stimulation.
Appearance: Standard Flygon body proportions, but his antennae are red instead of green, and his wing and tail fin edges are black. This is due to being Groudon’s son
Personality: Derek is strong-willed, stubborn, and defiant, but underneath it all he’s a really kind individual that’s just looking for something to believe in. After his father refused to even acknowledge his existence, Derek started wandering, eventually coming to Hoenn’s route 111 desert, where he made a home for himself among the vicious sandstorms. When he finds a partner - whether it’s a willing pokemon or the occasional, usually initially unwilling human - he dominates them, making himself the superior and taking control of the sex.
Unique markings/abilities: Red antennae, black wing and tail fin edges, can control the sand in the desert to defend his home from others.
Moves: Precipice Blades, Superpower, Outrage, Fire Punch
New OC: Matt
General | Posted 11 years agoName: Matthew Storm
Species: Anthro Raichu
Age: 29
Size: 5’ 7.5”, 139 pounds, cock nine inches long, two thick, tapered shape
Appearance: Yellow fur, green eyes, standard raichu body design with forest green lightning bolts on his cheeks instead of the standard red circles, and a green lighting bolt on either side of the end of his tail. He generally wears a suit and tie when on business, and when at home he generally wears just a pair of pants. He’s also a martial artist, so he’s in excellent physical shape.
Personality: Having built Storm Industries from the ground up, Matt is much younger than most CEOs, and uses this fact to his advantage in his business dealings. He also refuses to take advantage of people, treating everyone both fairly and equally regardless of any physical, religious or emotional distinction. He also enjoys a roll in the hay with his boyfriend whenever both are in the mood, but if not then he can be found relaxing, if the weather’s fair, on his roof, away from the world around him. Otherwise, he’ll be in his favorite recliner with a good book and a fire going.
Unique abilities: Has learned to charge electrical devices with his natural electricity, and can fire massively powerful green bolts of lightning in extreme situations.
Species: Anthro Raichu
Age: 29
Size: 5’ 7.5”, 139 pounds, cock nine inches long, two thick, tapered shape
Appearance: Yellow fur, green eyes, standard raichu body design with forest green lightning bolts on his cheeks instead of the standard red circles, and a green lighting bolt on either side of the end of his tail. He generally wears a suit and tie when on business, and when at home he generally wears just a pair of pants. He’s also a martial artist, so he’s in excellent physical shape.
Personality: Having built Storm Industries from the ground up, Matt is much younger than most CEOs, and uses this fact to his advantage in his business dealings. He also refuses to take advantage of people, treating everyone both fairly and equally regardless of any physical, religious or emotional distinction. He also enjoys a roll in the hay with his boyfriend whenever both are in the mood, but if not then he can be found relaxing, if the weather’s fair, on his roof, away from the world around him. Otherwise, he’ll be in his favorite recliner with a good book and a fire going.
Unique abilities: Has learned to charge electrical devices with his natural electricity, and can fire massively powerful green bolts of lightning in extreme situations.
I'm still laughing
General | Posted 11 years agoRead the headline and you'll know why: http://www.aol.com/article/2014/10/.....-van/20971550/
Change
General | Posted 11 years agoI've thought long and hard about this, and decided to make Sundhivir my new 'sona, instead of just an OC. I'm keeping Kayzor around, but as a character. Same goes for Kokura.
Sona: Sundhivir
General | Posted 11 years agoName: Sundhivir
Species: Netherdrake (xenomorph/shadow drake hybrid)
Size: thirty feet long, six and a half feet at the shoulder, six hundred pounds body weight, no wings.
Appearance: Jet black exoskeletal armor, indigo blood and flesh. His eyes are a deep, amethystine violet, as are his claws, horns, spines and tail blade. His fangs are a gleaming white, and his snout is long and narrow, almost triangular in shape with slits for nostrils and a purple, serpentine tongue. He has two oversized canine teeth that hang down over his lower jaw, and two ‘horns’ which are actually just extensions of his head armor. His neck is covered in overlapping scutes, forming a natural suit of flexible, incredibly durable armor. His spine is lined by a row of narrow blades that can lay flat against his back and erected at will, while his body is covered in exoskeletal plates that protect him from all but the most powerful physical blows and from some elemental attacks (fire, electricity, and the like). His legs are powerfully muscled, but they are thin and lean, as is his entire body. His talons are fearsome dagger-like weapons that can eviscerate an elephant with a single swipe, but are dexterous enough to carve a block of wood.
His tail accounts for a third of his body length, and carries a two-foot blade at the end, which is a lethal weapon in combat. His tail blade can also split into four multi-jointed pseudo-fingers with enough dexterity to pick an insect off a flower without harming the insect, and enough power to crush steel plates. His tail is thickly muscled, and has enough strength to rip the turret off of a tank. His blood, like his xenomorph kin, is highly acidic and can dissolve nearly anything, the only substance known to resist this acid is his exoskeleton.
Personality: Sundhivir is a loner, and mistrusting of other due to being treated horrifically for most of his early life. He was created in an illegal genetics lab, and had it not been for someone taking pity on the hatchling Netherdrake he would have been destroyed just like the research that led to his creation. He was raised around humans, but when he overheard his handlers being told to train him as a living weapon he left the facility he was housed in and has lived on his own ever since. He harbors an immense distrust of humans, and dislikes visitors of any species.
Abilities: He has extremely powerful venom, like the shadow drakes he calls kin, and can inject it into other beings with either two oversized canine teeth or with the tips of his tail fingers. He also has incredible strength and durability, with very few land-based weapons systems being able to harm him. Research from the lab that created him projects that he will be largely unaffected by anything short of a five-inch naval cannon. His blood, as mentioned, is an incredibly powerful acid, but unlike the acidic green of xenomorph blood, Sundhivir’s blood is a deep indigo color.
Species: Netherdrake (xenomorph/shadow drake hybrid)
Size: thirty feet long, six and a half feet at the shoulder, six hundred pounds body weight, no wings.
Appearance: Jet black exoskeletal armor, indigo blood and flesh. His eyes are a deep, amethystine violet, as are his claws, horns, spines and tail blade. His fangs are a gleaming white, and his snout is long and narrow, almost triangular in shape with slits for nostrils and a purple, serpentine tongue. He has two oversized canine teeth that hang down over his lower jaw, and two ‘horns’ which are actually just extensions of his head armor. His neck is covered in overlapping scutes, forming a natural suit of flexible, incredibly durable armor. His spine is lined by a row of narrow blades that can lay flat against his back and erected at will, while his body is covered in exoskeletal plates that protect him from all but the most powerful physical blows and from some elemental attacks (fire, electricity, and the like). His legs are powerfully muscled, but they are thin and lean, as is his entire body. His talons are fearsome dagger-like weapons that can eviscerate an elephant with a single swipe, but are dexterous enough to carve a block of wood.
His tail accounts for a third of his body length, and carries a two-foot blade at the end, which is a lethal weapon in combat. His tail blade can also split into four multi-jointed pseudo-fingers with enough dexterity to pick an insect off a flower without harming the insect, and enough power to crush steel plates. His tail is thickly muscled, and has enough strength to rip the turret off of a tank. His blood, like his xenomorph kin, is highly acidic and can dissolve nearly anything, the only substance known to resist this acid is his exoskeleton.
Personality: Sundhivir is a loner, and mistrusting of other due to being treated horrifically for most of his early life. He was created in an illegal genetics lab, and had it not been for someone taking pity on the hatchling Netherdrake he would have been destroyed just like the research that led to his creation. He was raised around humans, but when he overheard his handlers being told to train him as a living weapon he left the facility he was housed in and has lived on his own ever since. He harbors an immense distrust of humans, and dislikes visitors of any species.
Abilities: He has extremely powerful venom, like the shadow drakes he calls kin, and can inject it into other beings with either two oversized canine teeth or with the tips of his tail fingers. He also has incredible strength and durability, with very few land-based weapons systems being able to harm him. Research from the lab that created him projects that he will be largely unaffected by anything short of a five-inch naval cannon. His blood, as mentioned, is an incredibly powerful acid, but unlike the acidic green of xenomorph blood, Sundhivir’s blood is a deep indigo color.
Spreading the word
General | Posted 11 years agoRead this: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6119522 donate if you can, spread the word if you can't.
TMI Tuesday
General | Posted 11 years agoSo many people are doing it that I might as well. Ask me whatever you want, SFW or NSFW.
Random meme - what do you guys think about me?
General | Posted 11 years agoWanna see what you guys can come up with. Put this in your journal and see what your "fans" say!
♥ = I want a relationship with you
C: = I want to be your friend
:3 = I miss you
;] = i really like you
:* = I want to kiss you
:< = I hate you
: X = I like you
O: = I like you but im in a relationship
:/ = I like you but your in a relationship
:] = You're cute
</3 = I regret leaving you
:b = We should get to know each other
;^) = We should hang out
<3 = I love you.. \o/
<:^ = i want to know you
@FT@=*stalk*
eue= You're hot
<:3 = You're a great friend
^_^ = We're friends
^.^ = We're best friends
>;3 = You look hot in fursuit
>:3 = I want fursuit pictures with you
[@] I want to do a photoshoot with/for you.
♥ = I want a relationship with you
C: = I want to be your friend
:3 = I miss you
;] = i really like you
:* = I want to kiss you
:< = I hate you
: X = I like you
O: = I like you but im in a relationship
:/ = I like you but your in a relationship
:] = You're cute
</3 = I regret leaving you
:b = We should get to know each other
;^) = We should hang out
<3 = I love you.. \o/
<:^ = i want to know you
@FT@=*stalk*
eue= You're hot
<:3 = You're a great friend
^_^ = We're friends
^.^ = We're best friends
>;3 = You look hot in fursuit
>:3 = I want fursuit pictures with you
[@] I want to do a photoshoot with/for you.
Alternate form
General | Posted 11 years agoHi, I'm Kokura. Kayzor wanted me to introduce myself and tell you a little about me since you know him already, so here's what you should know:
I’m a forty foot long, seven foot tall wingless herm wolf/dragon hybrid. I have purple-black fur and scales, forest green eyes and a glowing gem in my chest. My fur color shimmers in the light, shifting to almost an emerald green, while my gem changes color depending on my mood and binds me to my master, while also granting me this body and a few other abilities. I have two horns, and a pair of wolf-like ears under my horns, plus a canine nose and ridged scales on the top of my muzzle. My fur grows between my scales, and it’s long enough to cover them completely while being thin enough for me not to overheat. My tail is long and furry, with a longer tuft of fur at the tip. My underbelly is covered in cream-colored scales with fur of the same color, and my belly fur is soft enough to make me wanna rub it all the time!
Abilities: Oh, you wanna know what I can do? Well, for starters I can track a week-old scent no problem. I think I’m part bloodhound... Anyway, I also have the ability to breathe fire, like Kayzor can, but mine is the same color as my fur, a purplish-black color. I have access to a great deal of magic, and the best part is I have an instinctive grasp of it. Show me a spell, and I can pull it off third time, if not second or first. If I really need to hurt someone, though... I do have an energy beam powered by the gem Master gave me, the one in my chest. I don’t like using it though....
Hobbies: Well, if you really must know I absolutely love a good fuck, and I’m not picky on who my partner is, or how many I have at once. All I ask is that you respect what I like and don’t like when it comes to sex, and don’t even think about calling me a slut. I’m a herm, and the hormones drive me to levels of sexual desire that are beyond the abilities of any single-sexed individual to imagine. Other than sex, belly rubs are my favorite thing. They just feel so good!
Fetishes: Well, I’ve recently come to enjoyed soft vore, oral, cock and cunt preferably. Then there’s tentacles, those are loads of fun. Also, let’s see... I already mentioned that I’m not picky on species, gender, or number of partners, but I should mention that I like being stretched, so the bigger my partner’s endowments, the better. I love a good gangbang, especially when they play rough with me. As for what I won’t do, watersports and scat are NEVER, repeat NEVER gonna happen with me. Watersports is a huge turn-off, scat makes me wanna puke. Hard vore is also a no, and so is pedophilia. It’s absolutely sickening, and if I come across anyone that’s into it, I will never contact them again.
Well, that about sums it up! If there's anything else you want to know about me, just ask.
I’m a forty foot long, seven foot tall wingless herm wolf/dragon hybrid. I have purple-black fur and scales, forest green eyes and a glowing gem in my chest. My fur color shimmers in the light, shifting to almost an emerald green, while my gem changes color depending on my mood and binds me to my master, while also granting me this body and a few other abilities. I have two horns, and a pair of wolf-like ears under my horns, plus a canine nose and ridged scales on the top of my muzzle. My fur grows between my scales, and it’s long enough to cover them completely while being thin enough for me not to overheat. My tail is long and furry, with a longer tuft of fur at the tip. My underbelly is covered in cream-colored scales with fur of the same color, and my belly fur is soft enough to make me wanna rub it all the time!
Abilities: Oh, you wanna know what I can do? Well, for starters I can track a week-old scent no problem. I think I’m part bloodhound... Anyway, I also have the ability to breathe fire, like Kayzor can, but mine is the same color as my fur, a purplish-black color. I have access to a great deal of magic, and the best part is I have an instinctive grasp of it. Show me a spell, and I can pull it off third time, if not second or first. If I really need to hurt someone, though... I do have an energy beam powered by the gem Master gave me, the one in my chest. I don’t like using it though....
Hobbies: Well, if you really must know I absolutely love a good fuck, and I’m not picky on who my partner is, or how many I have at once. All I ask is that you respect what I like and don’t like when it comes to sex, and don’t even think about calling me a slut. I’m a herm, and the hormones drive me to levels of sexual desire that are beyond the abilities of any single-sexed individual to imagine. Other than sex, belly rubs are my favorite thing. They just feel so good!
Fetishes: Well, I’ve recently come to enjoyed soft vore, oral, cock and cunt preferably. Then there’s tentacles, those are loads of fun. Also, let’s see... I already mentioned that I’m not picky on species, gender, or number of partners, but I should mention that I like being stretched, so the bigger my partner’s endowments, the better. I love a good gangbang, especially when they play rough with me. As for what I won’t do, watersports and scat are NEVER, repeat NEVER gonna happen with me. Watersports is a huge turn-off, scat makes me wanna puke. Hard vore is also a no, and so is pedophilia. It’s absolutely sickening, and if I come across anyone that’s into it, I will never contact them again.
Well, that about sums it up! If there's anything else you want to know about me, just ask.
Furry Sue
General | Posted 11 years agoSwiped from 
skyshadow
[ ] They are a hybrid of two or more species.
[ ] They are a hybrid of three or more species.
[ ] They can shapeshift into other species.
[ ] They can shapeshift into other sexes.
[ ] Their hair is more than one color. (I guess it counts as it fades to white)
[ ] Their eyes are dichromatic (two different colors), and it is not a species trait.
[ ] They have one random body part not associated with their species or parentage.
[ ] They have two or more random body parts not associated with their species or parentage.
[ ] They have wings, and it is not a species trait.
[ ] They are a lizard/serpent/reptile/avian with humanlike hair.
[ ] They are a very rare species, or one rarely seen in furry.
[ ] They are a fantasy/sci-fi species.
[ ] They are unaging.
[ ] They heal quickly.
[ ] They can regrow body parts.
[ ] They can fully regenerate very fast/instantly.
[ ] They have the means to return from death.
[ ] They are a sergal or part sergal.
[ ] They are full dragon.
[ ] They are part-dragon.
[ ] They are an angel, deity or demigod.
[ ] They are a demon.
[ ] They are not a demon, but are part-demon.
[ ] They are a licensed pop-culture species
[ ] Their parents are from two normally incompatible species.
[x] They are a species that most people would find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance lessens that threat.
[ ] They are a species that most people would find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance negates that threat entirely.
[ ] They are a species that most people do not find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance or ferocity is altered to create a threat.
[ ] Their blood is a color other than red.
[ ] Any part of their body glows.
[ ] 10% or more of their body glows.
[ ] 50% or more of their body glows.
[ ] They somehow have actual tattoos (not painted markings) on fur/feathers.
[ ] They have a highly unusual curse or disability.
[ ] They have multiple highly unusual curses or disabilities.
[ ] They are a hermaphrodite.
[ ] They are a hermaphrodite with full sets of functional testes and ovaries.
[ ] They prefer hermaphrodite pronouns (sie, hir, etc).
[ ] They are transgender via magic, birth, etc rather than hormone treatments.
[x] They have swapped sex via magic.
[ ] They are child-sized, but are an adult.
[ ] They are self-labeled in any way as "more scientifically accurate".
[ ] They have a penis larger than 10 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 15 inches.
[x] They have a penis larger than 20 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 25 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 30 inches.
[ ] Their penis is five inches or smaller, and the smallness of it is emphasized.
[ ] They have a breast size of DD or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of E or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of F or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of G or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of H or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of A or smaller, and it is a source of lament.
[ ] They have more than one pair of breasts.
[ ] They have three or more pairs of breasts.
[ ] They are an anthro female or fem-herm lizard/serpent/reptile/avian with no breasts.
[ ] They have more than one penis, and it is not a normal trait of their species.
[ ] They have a knot, but are not a canid.
[ ] Their penis does not match their species.
[ ] They ejaculate a cup or more.
[x] They ejaculate a liter or more.
[ ] They ejaculate a gallon or more.
[ ] Their sexual fluids are an abnormal color.
[ ] Their sexual fluids have an abnormal flavor.
1-10: Not a Furry Sue
Your character is most likely normal. They may have a few oddities or minor extremes, but not enough to add up to anything too crazy.
11-20: Maybe a little Furry Sue
Your character could be kind of a Furry Sue, but if they don't have any extremes, they could just be interesting. This is the gray area of Furry Sue-dom.
21-30: Strongly Furry Sue
You might want to dial your character down a bit. While they may not necessarily be ridiculous, they've clearly had too many qualities added on, and it could be a sign of bad taste or a desire for them to be a little too special or "extreme".
30+: Definitely Furry Sue
Your character is a Furry Sue. You should feel ashamed of yourself
So, I scored a four. I feel a little less special now...
skyshadow[ ] They are a hybrid of two or more species.
[ ] They are a hybrid of three or more species.
[ ] They can shapeshift into other species.
[ ] They can shapeshift into other sexes.
[ ] Their hair is more than one color. (I guess it counts as it fades to white)
[ ] Their eyes are dichromatic (two different colors), and it is not a species trait.
[ ] They have one random body part not associated with their species or parentage.
[ ] They have two or more random body parts not associated with their species or parentage.
[ ] They have wings, and it is not a species trait.
[ ] They are a lizard/serpent/reptile/avian with humanlike hair.
[ ] They are a very rare species, or one rarely seen in furry.
[ ] They are a fantasy/sci-fi species.
[ ] They are unaging.
[ ] They heal quickly.
[ ] They can regrow body parts.
[ ] They can fully regenerate very fast/instantly.
[ ] They have the means to return from death.
[ ] They are a sergal or part sergal.
[ ] They are full dragon.
[ ] They are part-dragon.
[ ] They are an angel, deity or demigod.
[ ] They are a demon.
[ ] They are not a demon, but are part-demon.
[ ] They are a licensed pop-culture species
[ ] Their parents are from two normally incompatible species.
[x] They are a species that most people would find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance lessens that threat.
[ ] They are a species that most people would find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance negates that threat entirely.
[ ] They are a species that most people do not find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance or ferocity is altered to create a threat.
[ ] Their blood is a color other than red.
[ ] Any part of their body glows.
[ ] 10% or more of their body glows.
[ ] 50% or more of their body glows.
[ ] They somehow have actual tattoos (not painted markings) on fur/feathers.
[ ] They have a highly unusual curse or disability.
[ ] They have multiple highly unusual curses or disabilities.
[ ] They are a hermaphrodite.
[ ] They are a hermaphrodite with full sets of functional testes and ovaries.
[ ] They prefer hermaphrodite pronouns (sie, hir, etc).
[ ] They are transgender via magic, birth, etc rather than hormone treatments.
[x] They have swapped sex via magic.
[ ] They are child-sized, but are an adult.
[ ] They are self-labeled in any way as "more scientifically accurate".
[ ] They have a penis larger than 10 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 15 inches.
[x] They have a penis larger than 20 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 25 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 30 inches.
[ ] Their penis is five inches or smaller, and the smallness of it is emphasized.
[ ] They have a breast size of DD or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of E or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of F or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of G or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of H or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of A or smaller, and it is a source of lament.
[ ] They have more than one pair of breasts.
[ ] They have three or more pairs of breasts.
[ ] They are an anthro female or fem-herm lizard/serpent/reptile/avian with no breasts.
[ ] They have more than one penis, and it is not a normal trait of their species.
[ ] They have a knot, but are not a canid.
[ ] Their penis does not match their species.
[ ] They ejaculate a cup or more.
[x] They ejaculate a liter or more.
[ ] They ejaculate a gallon or more.
[ ] Their sexual fluids are an abnormal color.
[ ] Their sexual fluids have an abnormal flavor.
1-10: Not a Furry Sue
Your character is most likely normal. They may have a few oddities or minor extremes, but not enough to add up to anything too crazy.
11-20: Maybe a little Furry Sue
Your character could be kind of a Furry Sue, but if they don't have any extremes, they could just be interesting. This is the gray area of Furry Sue-dom.
21-30: Strongly Furry Sue
You might want to dial your character down a bit. While they may not necessarily be ridiculous, they've clearly had too many qualities added on, and it could be a sign of bad taste or a desire for them to be a little too special or "extreme".
30+: Definitely Furry Sue
Your character is a Furry Sue. You should feel ashamed of yourself
So, I scored a four. I feel a little less special now...
'Sona ref
General | Posted 11 years agoIt's about time I posted a new journal; I've been out of work for almost a year now. But that's not the point here. This is:
Kayzor Hatake (Kasey)
Species: Imperial Wyvern
Size: thirty feet long, forty foot wingspan, eight feet at the shoulder and twelve at the head.
Weight: 600 pounds
Age: 22
Appearance:
He has midnight black scales with royal blue slash markings across the eyes, three royal blue horns across the back of the skull, and a narrow jaw, almost triangular in shape. A single royal blue stripe runs from his forehead to the tip of his tail, and there are slash marks coming off the main stripe. He has a row of curved blade-like spikes running the length of his spine
His wings have a royal blue membrane, and smaller wings on his hind legs act as stabilizers in flight., and his body is lean, well adapted for flight. Golden eyes finish it, along with a scar across his right eye.
Personality:
He's quiet, seemingly distant, but truthfully just a little uneasy opening up to people after being betrayed by a trusted friend. If you can get him to open up, he’ll talk to you about nearly anything, but he prefers to talk about current happenings, or if he really likes you, his recent past. He doesn’t discuss his time growing up due to traumatic events he’d much rather forget about.
He likes to go out flying for long periods of time, and enjoys collecting unusual trinkets. He also enjoys listening to the rain when it comes, and stargazing on clear nights.
Home:
He lives in a mountain cave he’s adapted for modern comforts - he’s installed solar panels for electricity, as well as a lightning rod for thunderstorms. With that, he’s able to power a TV and a laptop with a wifi connection. He has a fireplace for warmth in the winter, and keeps a picture of an unidentified dragoness on his mantle. When asked about her, he will invariably lapse into silence until the subject is changed.
Skills:
Fire Breath, has a range of about fifteen feet
Skilled in flight, able to maneuver in ways many cannot
Kayzor Hatake (Kasey)
Species: Imperial Wyvern
Size: thirty feet long, forty foot wingspan, eight feet at the shoulder and twelve at the head.
Weight: 600 pounds
Age: 22
Appearance:
He has midnight black scales with royal blue slash markings across the eyes, three royal blue horns across the back of the skull, and a narrow jaw, almost triangular in shape. A single royal blue stripe runs from his forehead to the tip of his tail, and there are slash marks coming off the main stripe. He has a row of curved blade-like spikes running the length of his spine
His wings have a royal blue membrane, and smaller wings on his hind legs act as stabilizers in flight., and his body is lean, well adapted for flight. Golden eyes finish it, along with a scar across his right eye.
Personality:
He's quiet, seemingly distant, but truthfully just a little uneasy opening up to people after being betrayed by a trusted friend. If you can get him to open up, he’ll talk to you about nearly anything, but he prefers to talk about current happenings, or if he really likes you, his recent past. He doesn’t discuss his time growing up due to traumatic events he’d much rather forget about.
He likes to go out flying for long periods of time, and enjoys collecting unusual trinkets. He also enjoys listening to the rain when it comes, and stargazing on clear nights.
Home:
He lives in a mountain cave he’s adapted for modern comforts - he’s installed solar panels for electricity, as well as a lightning rod for thunderstorms. With that, he’s able to power a TV and a laptop with a wifi connection. He has a fireplace for warmth in the winter, and keeps a picture of an unidentified dragoness on his mantle. When asked about her, he will invariably lapse into silence until the subject is changed.
Skills:
Fire Breath, has a range of about fifteen feet
Skilled in flight, able to maneuver in ways many cannot
