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Posted 11 months agoHeyooooo.
So, posting another thing on here, which, wow, really?
I am in fact still alive. Older, fatter, drunker, for sure. But still here!
Well, not _here_ here. I've had way less time and indeed... i guess willingness for smutposting. My professional life has kinda ballooned and I'm doing very well personally, or as well as you can hope in the modern world.
That said, if you want to follow my various deranged musings any further, it's all Bluesky now, since Twitter turned into a weird hole of muskovites and apparently humanity is lost to populist bullshit in favour of y'know, basic compassion.
FUN!
Anyway, it's here. https://bsky.app/profile/tobiwanz.bsky.social
Stay cute and horny!
--Edit--
Might pick up some commissioning again, but entirely for -ME-. Not sure what that means exactly yet, but we'll find out i guess!
So, posting another thing on here, which, wow, really?
I am in fact still alive. Older, fatter, drunker, for sure. But still here!
Well, not _here_ here. I've had way less time and indeed... i guess willingness for smutposting. My professional life has kinda ballooned and I'm doing very well personally, or as well as you can hope in the modern world.
That said, if you want to follow my various deranged musings any further, it's all Bluesky now, since Twitter turned into a weird hole of muskovites and apparently humanity is lost to populist bullshit in favour of y'know, basic compassion.
FUN!
Anyway, it's here. https://bsky.app/profile/tobiwanz.bsky.social
Stay cute and horny!
--Edit--
Might pick up some commissioning again, but entirely for -ME-. Not sure what that means exactly yet, but we'll find out i guess!
I should probably post things here, yeah?
Posted 6 years agoStill alive.
Still buying the odd bit of porn.
Going to BLFC.
Posts incoming, yes yes.
Still buying the odd bit of porn.
Going to BLFC.
Posts incoming, yes yes.
THERE'S AN IMPOSTOR IN OUR MIDST
Posted 7 years agohttps://twitter.com/Horny__Momma
Would y'all be lambs and report 'em?
I wouldn't be mad if there wasn't zero credit to the artists involved. >:V
Would y'all be lambs and report 'em?
I wouldn't be mad if there wasn't zero credit to the artists involved. >:V
Twitters and asks!
Posted 7 years agoYah, I tweet. Usually horny on main, or just getting angry at Overwatch League. Gimme a follow! 8)
Http://www.twitter.com/Tobiwanz
Also I take question asks, directed to any character they'll be answered IC. HIT ME UP!
Http://www.curiouscat.me/Tobiwanz
Http://www.twitter.com/Tobiwanz
Also I take question asks, directed to any character they'll be answered IC. HIT ME UP!
Http://www.curiouscat.me/Tobiwanz
Reminder
Posted 8 years agoThis is your irregular reminder that I am a sexy motherfucker and also extraordinarily pretty.
You should masturbate to my fine ass body regularly.
This has been a public service announcement.
You should masturbate to my fine ass body regularly.
This has been a public service announcement.
Happy Birthday to me!
Posted 8 years ago26 years a deviant.
Ladies, gentlemen, contain your orgasms.
Ladies, gentlemen, contain your orgasms.
Lewd World (RP Style D&D)
Posted 8 years agohttps://www.f-list.net/c/loood%20world
CHECK THIS SHIT OUT YO
I even made a Tobi in it. See if I can't find some GAAAAMES
Might look into GMing a game or two if there's interest. <:
CHECK THIS SHIT OUT YO
I even made a Tobi in it. See if I can't find some GAAAAMES
Might look into GMing a game or two if there's interest. <:
WHERE ARE MY LEWD ENTERTAINMENTS
Posted 8 years agoI'm the most bored any human being has ever been. There's a very real chance I could actually suffer a fatal heart attack through sheer tedium.
Give me dirty entertainment please! ;_;
Give me dirty entertainment please! ;_;
Booty munchin' contest WINNERS
Posted 8 years agoAight. For the first round we've picked our opponents' poisons.
My... heh. "Challenger" if he can so be called, will be facing the mighty rear of
kay12's Malin!
As for myself, I had a little more mature a flavour... the delicious bunny buttocks of
java0727's Ana!
Thanks for all the delightful entries. I ran out of similes for "CHRIST THOSE LOOK LIKE TASTY BUNS" by about a third of the way down the list, but cor blimey. I shall be seeing cheeks for weeks.
<3
My... heh. "Challenger" if he can so be called, will be facing the mighty rear of
kay12's Malin!As for myself, I had a little more mature a flavour... the delicious bunny buttocks of
java0727's Ana!Thanks for all the delightful entries. I ran out of similes for "CHRIST THOSE LOOK LIKE TASTY BUNS" by about a third of the way down the list, but cor blimey. I shall be seeing cheeks for weeks.
<3
Donate to my buddy! (Please)
Posted 8 years agoPSA: Why I don't talk much.
Posted 8 years agoI'm basically an overworked spitball of jealousy and bitterness desperate to be liked and accepted.
This usually results in not talking much out of fear of taking backward steps on the friendship scale.
I do like and love you, I promise. <3
This usually results in not talking much out of fear of taking backward steps on the friendship scale.
I do like and love you, I promise. <3
ROUND ONE: The Ass Eating Contest is go! (Free Art)
Posted 8 years agoRIGHT
THIS HAS GONE QUITE FAR ENOUGH
That dashed upstart
thecosmicwolf33 has some CRAZY idea that he can eat a better ass than me. This ingrate seeks to challenge for my right to throne-hood!
THIS
WILL
NOT
STAND!
*Monocle pop*
As such, I initially proposed a race around the world, but that turned out to be a bit expensive, so we're scaling things back to a face-sitting CONTEST.
Round by round, we shall be competing to see how can survive the most tonguing sessions in a variety of settings, starting with a good old-fashioned flat-on-your-back face crushing by the mightiest booties that you, the devilishly fine and sexy FA community can provide, and our judging artist shall be
octopoodle!
The little toerag will have a journal of his own that you can enter on, as well. So, without further ado, see below for what you can do to be a part of this mighty asscapade!
--
DA RULEZ
Rule one: LARGE ASSES ONLY.
Rule two: LARGE ASSES ONLY.
Rule three: All genders are welcomed, as long as they adhere to the last two rules.
Rule four: Must not be averse to heavy facesitting and deep lickings.
Rule five: Colour refs are a must!
Rule six: No copyrighted characters (Renamons, pokemon OCs etc.) please, by request of the artist. <3
Rule seven: Give us all a +watch. Go on, you know you want to.
To qualify, simply provide us with your references and IN NO MORE THAN TWENTY WORDS describe why you're perfect to help judge this competition!
--
Here's the kicker, though. I WILL NOT BE SELECTING WHO SITS ON MY FACE.
thecosmicwolf33 will be choosing my partner from THIS journal, and I shall be choosing his from his OWN journal of participants. Should be fun, yes?
You're of course free to enter both journals if you please. You may find his journal HERE: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8442683/
Hit us with your meatiest cheeks!
It'll wind up being a full-colour piece, two small chaps trying their best to withstand your buttocks. We pay, you just lay. <3
THIS HAS GONE QUITE FAR ENOUGH
That dashed upstart
thecosmicwolf33 has some CRAZY idea that he can eat a better ass than me. This ingrate seeks to challenge for my right to throne-hood!THIS
WILL
NOT
STAND!
*Monocle pop*
As such, I initially proposed a race around the world, but that turned out to be a bit expensive, so we're scaling things back to a face-sitting CONTEST.
Round by round, we shall be competing to see how can survive the most tonguing sessions in a variety of settings, starting with a good old-fashioned flat-on-your-back face crushing by the mightiest booties that you, the devilishly fine and sexy FA community can provide, and our judging artist shall be
octopoodle!The little toerag will have a journal of his own that you can enter on, as well. So, without further ado, see below for what you can do to be a part of this mighty asscapade!
--
DA RULEZ
Rule one: LARGE ASSES ONLY.
Rule two: LARGE ASSES ONLY.
Rule three: All genders are welcomed, as long as they adhere to the last two rules.
Rule four: Must not be averse to heavy facesitting and deep lickings.
Rule five: Colour refs are a must!
Rule six: No copyrighted characters (Renamons, pokemon OCs etc.) please, by request of the artist. <3
Rule seven: Give us all a +watch. Go on, you know you want to.
To qualify, simply provide us with your references and IN NO MORE THAN TWENTY WORDS describe why you're perfect to help judge this competition!
--
Here's the kicker, though. I WILL NOT BE SELECTING WHO SITS ON MY FACE.
thecosmicwolf33 will be choosing my partner from THIS journal, and I shall be choosing his from his OWN journal of participants. Should be fun, yes?You're of course free to enter both journals if you please. You may find his journal HERE: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8442683/
Hit us with your meatiest cheeks!
It'll wind up being a full-colour piece, two small chaps trying their best to withstand your buttocks. We pay, you just lay. <3
Does anyone know a good hatmaker?
Posted 8 years agoI need a pimp hat in my life, and I will accept nothing less than bespoke.
I wish I was somewhere else.
Posted 8 years agoBuuut I'm at work all night.
Save me from the boredom!
Save me from the boredom!
Help the cake queen!
Posted 8 years agohttps://www.gofundme.com/6y953-jakis-medical-fund
coffeesheizen and 
owlizard are in need!
Thanks to medical expenses, no less.
Spare a dime and save a dessert!
coffeesheizen and 
owlizard are in need! Thanks to medical expenses, no less.
Spare a dime and save a dessert!
Here's an idea. (Streams)
Posted 8 years agoEyyyy, gang.
Those of you who are both lit and dank will be aware that there's a mahoosive new DLC for XCOM 2 comin' out soon.
So here's a pop question.
Who'd be interested in a game stream working one's way through the campaign as a first-off playthrough?
Y'all apply and join my super kickass space garbage marine team, with your character names/bios/aesthetics/whatever, then see how you all fare beneath the ham-fisted command of an egotistical megalomaniac playing russian roulette with your avatar's life.
I think that'd be kinda fun as a first playthrough. I swear we'll get through these crazy new things, and I don't care how many of your worthless lives I need to sacrifice in stupid, pointless and completely avoidable ways, god damn it!
JOIN THE CANNON FODDER CORPS TODAY! HUMANITY'S LOWEST-RANKED ARMY ON THE MORALE TABLES TEN YEARS RUNNING.
Those of you who are both lit and dank will be aware that there's a mahoosive new DLC for XCOM 2 comin' out soon.
So here's a pop question.
Who'd be interested in a game stream working one's way through the campaign as a first-off playthrough?
Y'all apply and join my super kickass space garbage marine team, with your character names/bios/aesthetics/whatever, then see how you all fare beneath the ham-fisted command of an egotistical megalomaniac playing russian roulette with your avatar's life.
I think that'd be kinda fun as a first playthrough. I swear we'll get through these crazy new things, and I don't care how many of your worthless lives I need to sacrifice in stupid, pointless and completely avoidable ways, god damn it!
JOIN THE CANNON FODDER CORPS TODAY! HUMANITY'S LOWEST-RANKED ARMY ON THE MORALE TABLES TEN YEARS RUNNING.
Fatigue.
Posted 8 years agoGettin' kinda sick of FA these days. It feels like buyin' art has become a habit rather than a hobby.
Still got a backlog to post, but there's rarely time or motivation to post it. :V
So yeah. Hiatus. Woo.
Still got a backlog to post, but there's rarely time or motivation to post it. :V
So yeah. Hiatus. Woo.
NUDGE THE COFFEE BAR
Posted 8 years agoCharacter flaws.
Posted 8 years agoRemember to include them.
No character is a good character because they're infallible and perfect, otherwise they're just boring fuckers like Jesus, who was the least interesting character in the WHOLE NEW TESTAMENT.
I challenge you to produce a good character who didn't have flaws. I CHALLENGE YOU.
Posted because I saw some retarded mary sue superbeing on some wanker's FA profile and it got my back up, then I went off on a weird mental tangent imagining the waifu sleeping face-down and snoring like a bellows and it only made her seem more attractive.
Random sub-thought: Quite heartening a thought, really. Since everyone's got flaws it's nice to know they're part and parcel of what makes us attractive. c:
No character is a good character because they're infallible and perfect, otherwise they're just boring fuckers like Jesus, who was the least interesting character in the WHOLE NEW TESTAMENT.
I challenge you to produce a good character who didn't have flaws. I CHALLENGE YOU.
Posted because I saw some retarded mary sue superbeing on some wanker's FA profile and it got my back up, then I went off on a weird mental tangent imagining the waifu sleeping face-down and snoring like a bellows and it only made her seem more attractive.
Random sub-thought: Quite heartening a thought, really. Since everyone's got flaws it's nice to know they're part and parcel of what makes us attractive. c:
Yo, who wants to sit on me?
Posted 8 years agoFor art. I'll pay. <3
Apply below, by note or by IM.
Also, y'all gotta make me WANT IT! *Whistles*
Apply below, by note or by IM.
Also, y'all gotta make me WANT IT! *Whistles*
Would you fuck me?
Posted 8 years agoI'd fuck me. <3
I'm looking for a thick, well-hung cop.
Posted 8 years agoIdeally herm/trans, with a penchant for buttfucking small cat guys into creamy oblivion in exchange for keeping his illegal exploits under the radar.
Splitting commission costs would be great, but absolutely not essential!
Apply below, officer.
Splitting commission costs would be great, but absolutely not essential!
Apply below, officer.
Now hiring!
Posted 8 years agoFat asses of all shapes and types.
To apply, please drop pants, grab ankles, bite lip and clench. Your application will be processed immediately.
The fatter the better, apply today!
(I'm crazy bored, no internet for like, 10 more days. Send help! I miss all my online buddies. ;a;)
To apply, please drop pants, grab ankles, bite lip and clench. Your application will be processed immediately.
The fatter the better, apply today!
(I'm crazy bored, no internet for like, 10 more days. Send help! I miss all my online buddies. ;a;)
Moving day hiatus.
Posted 8 years agoMoving house tomorrow. Finally an owner! Yay!
Buuut, flipside, no internet for quite a while. 'Til virgin media can sort their shit out. So I shall be elsewhere or... probably on my phone desperate for entertainment.
Gonna spend the days assembling furniture and watching Gabriel Dropout and that one dragon maid thing.
Woo.
Buuut, flipside, no internet for quite a while. 'Til virgin media can sort their shit out. So I shall be elsewhere or... probably on my phone desperate for entertainment.
Gonna spend the days assembling furniture and watching Gabriel Dropout and that one dragon maid thing.
Woo.
Stretched thin.
Posted 8 years agoA short notification journal, really.
Yeah, I haven't been around a whole lot lately. Equal parts work fatigue, house buying problems and general existential ennui.
I'll be back. Eventually. Probably.
Toodles!
Yeah, I haven't been around a whole lot lately. Equal parts work fatigue, house buying problems and general existential ennui.
I'll be back. Eventually. Probably.
Toodles!
