Report in. <3

BE A BABE

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21987868/

Birthday tainted by family squabbling. D'oh!

Not to worry. I have beer and warmth. B)

Birthday's on Friday!

The full quarter century. Man, I'm getting old. ;a;

Hit me. ;D

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7876438/

HOWDY Y'ALL

I'm running away to Spain for four days. Will not be around for contact, due to EXTORTIONATE internet fees on my mobile provider.

Might pop in a little on wi-fi, if I can find it anywhere.

Take care, y'all. I'll be back when all this stuff has blown over. 8)

Gonna try my hand at making one of these viral things, see if anyone's interested. c:

The rules? Hit up http://tvtropes.org/ and read a few articles, then find a handful of the perfect tropes/trope combinations that describe your character to a T. Then post 'em in a journal! 8)

So, I definitely wanted to hit this up with Tobi. Here goes!

Firstly, the obvious: Anything That Moves. He's not real fussy about his "love" interests, as long as they yank on one of his huge jingling collection of chains. Being slightly unbalanced, Tobi's weird whims are likely to spin on a dime. Unpredictability is fun!

Following on from this, definitely Twincest. Because Tabitha and Tobi have their own weird, poisonous, unhealthy relationship.

Moving to some more... behavioural tropes, I think everyone can agree with Nice hat. This is certainly his Berserk Button, too. Don't touch the hat.

In the area of a more fanciful, D&D-type Tobi, I think he'd definitely be something of a Swashbuckler or a Lovable Rogue probably much more given to dirty fighting and Confusion-Fu..

And thanks to the power of the author, all this brand of unpredictability and flamboyance would naturally lead on from a consequence of being Born Lucky.. For better or worse, pretty much everything somehow ends up workin' out for him, more often by accident than design, and the consistent application of the Indy Ploy.. Because, y'know. When you're stealing hearts, wallets and the limelight, Who Needs Strategy?

Finally, of course, there's no reason being stylish if you don't LOOK the part. All eyes have to be on me, as... The Fashionista..

Thoughts, anyone? If anyone decides to try this, I'd love to see what you come up with. :D

Go for it! <3

Hi all!

Decided to make a more formal kinda post for this, since it's something I'm really hoping to get going.

If you've got a question for any of my characters, be it myself, my darlin' Tabitha, or any of our selection of large and luscious ladies (Boys included).

I'll pick out a few of my favourites and get them drawn!

You can ask a question in a reply here or (if you'd prefer to stay anonymous) use my Tumblr: http://tobiwanz.tumblr.com/ask c:

I'll leave all my characters below with links, if you need reminding. <3

Tobi, the man, the myth, the petty criminal pervert.

Tabitha, the leash-holding, power-hungry transgender pimpress!

Alisha, the businesslike, bottom-heavy jackal girl!

Ashlia, her soft and squishy, cuddle-loving sister!

Sheila, the hard drinkin', hard kickin', hard lovin' Aussie ranger!

Nyomi, the fashion-conscious french girl!

C.G., the legendary fifteen-foot mute RenaWhore.

Or Oscar and Rex, the love-locked boy-hookers who are living proof that opposites attract!

Let me have 'em!

I feel the need to add more CHARACTER to my characters.

If I were to open up a few asks for my various characters, who'd be interested in putting a few good questions forward? :D

Anything at all, really. About their history, likes, hobbies, interests, all that kinda thing.

Then once I got a few I liked, I could get them commissioned from people. c:

Any takers? O:

Yes, you.

I've got a wee challenge for ya, if you're willing to accept it.

I've long been meaning to get a kind of super-cool "PlayCat" logo for Tobi's various whoremongering misadventures.

Y'all know the kind of thing I'm talkin' about. In insignia, a little simple something I can stamp onto whores' drawers from here to Tijuana.

SO I'm throwing out the gauntlet to you, as it were. Doodle up a little logo of some kind for me!

Doesn' have to be fancy, it can just be something you threw together in Paint, or something much snazzier.

I'll pluck my favourite out (Assuming anyone enters) and I'll buy a giftart of some kind for whoever comes up with the snazziest idea, assuming there's one I think fits the bill. c:

So git doodlin'! <3

Or tits on boys.

Give them to me. >:U

I'm in the mood to be draped in enormous dicks.

I miss my friends. It's cold and lonely out here. :c

I want people to like me a lot. But I spent half my time in a reclusive slump of being both terrified and lazy about talking to people. ;a;

Sorry. >:

I got the thing.

I'm super terrible at it. <:

Since I'm sure to be bored as fuck at work today, ask me anything!

A character, a situation, a kink. Hit me. I'l do my best to be entertaining. ;D

I, for one, would like to see an increase in the amount of ditzy cartoon physics featured in porno. >:U

I shall be seeking much of the same over the coming days.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7510391/

Take a look! ;D

I'm gonna take some suggestions from watchers in the hope of finding a few people who want to be involved in some bimbo-themed, drooling shameless slut art, all themed in the guise of a job interview! It will feature hyper-sized assets on the receiving end, and pose suggestions or ideas would be welcomed in your covering letter!

You find the below classified in the newspaper, submit your responses below and I'll pluck a few people outta the pool. At least three, I'm hoping!

Not a random raffle, I'll just pick out a few people I really really want to abuse. >:D

Doesn't have to be a long entry, just do your own thang. <:

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WHORES REQUIRED FOR IMMEDIATE START.
PimpCat Industries Inc., Leicester Sq., London, WC2H 7BX

Have you ever fancied being taken advantage of?

Do you like sex, and don't mind what size you've got to be to achieve it?

Can you handle taking loads 24 hours a day?

Do you not need those brain cells you lug around all the time?

Then GOOD NEWS! PC Industries has opened three (3) vacancies for new brothel attendants!

The ideal candidate will:
Be able to handle multiple dicks at a time, working efficiently to ensure no customer is unsatisfied.
Have 3+ years of experience as a whore, skank or similar occupation.
Be willing to adapt to fit the company's needs, growth hormones will be provided.
Be extremely skilled at anal sex, willing to cross boundaries to please their manager.
Uniform will be provided, but personal clothing may be worn if it fits the company image.

Other desirable traits include:
Hyper-sized assets, although these can be provided for you at the interview stage.
Experience of dirty talking in a customer service environment.
An already bimbo-esque attitude, or medically proven dick addiction.
Evidence of volunteer work in local alleyways, bathrooms or nightclubs.

The successful candidate will have their brain fucked into a mushy pile, and will be required to submit to vigorous mandatory training sessions daily.

Please submit your covering letter and CV (References) in the comment box below, successful candidates should receive a response by the 24/04/2016.

Please also include the phrase: "I don't mind getting made into the Pimpcat's bitch" as a header for your application, to ensure full consent prior to your interview. Consent will not be taken after this point.

Please contact T. Fry at the above address if you have questions, and state your business!

Torn between being bored as fuck at work, having my privacy taken away by noisy/imposing relatives and stealing what tiny few moments of joyful chat I can have on the interbutts. :U

Feeling rather disenfranchised of late with the whole.... FA thing.

It's hard to get to now all the people I want to, so much easier to just hide. ;-;

Retreating into hiding now. >:

But I love you! <:

WITH A BIG HAT

AND A BIG SHIP

AND A BIIIIIIIIG GUN

Because I'm super-duper bored right now. c:

Name any frequently-R34'd character or user-made OC, and I'll respond with an answer. 8D

Also, feel free to steal this and spread it around the place. GO!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8197816/

Well, she isn't.

Deal with it.






Bitch.

So, once again, I got more cash money than ideas.

Help. :C

I think physics teacher. :U

https://youtu.be/O2djHEIxPVs

Yes I did, Garth.

Yes I did.