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Happy joke transition day.
General | Posted 10 years agoFor today is that day. The day all the americans will stop making jokes about stuffing and START making jokes about enormous gifts they forgot to wrap.
Brace yourself, santa hats are undoubtedly imminent.
Random thought: When I see a thing and can't have the thing, I want the thing, even if I don't want the thing. GIMME THE THING
Brace yourself, santa hats are undoubtedly imminent.
Random thought: When I see a thing and can't have the thing, I want the thing, even if I don't want the thing. GIMME THE THING
A note on semantics and the definitions of words.
General | Posted 10 years agoIT'S A WORDY JOURNAL OF WORDS.
This isn't about pronouns and the derogatory transgender definition things, because I really, really can't be persuaded to care. It's ignorance, not ill-feeling.
GLOSSING OVER THAT.
Subbing does not equal bottoming.
Domming does not equal topping.
That is why there are subby tops and power bottoms.
Get it?
Got it?
Good.
Now I can wear SubTop like a badge. YAY
This isn't about pronouns and the derogatory transgender definition things, because I really, really can't be persuaded to care. It's ignorance, not ill-feeling.
GLOSSING OVER THAT.
Subbing does not equal bottoming.
Domming does not equal topping.
That is why there are subby tops and power bottoms.
Get it?
Got it?
Good.
Now I can wear SubTop like a badge. YAY
Impending birthday.
General | Posted 10 years agoDecember 9th.
Can I have some butts? c:
HOOKER BUTTS
IN SPANDEX
Or something.
Can I have some butts? c:
HOOKER BUTTS
IN SPANDEX
Or something.
Here's a secret.
General | Posted 10 years agoCome closer.
.....closer.
I'm really a sub.
.....closer.
I'm really a sub.
NYEH HEH HEH!
General | Posted 10 years agoBUY THIS OTHER THING, IT'S TOTALLY GAY
General | Posted 10 years agoBUY THIS THING
General | Posted 10 years ago60k! BUT NO KIRIBAN? There's something better, read on...
General | Posted 10 years agoYAY! Another page-clickin' milestone.
In light of the fact I've been a complete cheapskate and general forgetful fucker when it comes to previous prize stuff, I've decided to go for a real doozy this time.
Gonna try to grab hold of a slave-stream sometime soon. Three or four hours thereof, for FUN!
There's gonna be a BBWF doodle bonanza! Gonna throw my girls n' guys into the mix and take somevictims volunteers from the stream chat to get tossed into the big fat blue-ball-a-thon!
SO keep an eye on my journals, beehotches. It's gonna be comin' soon!
Also I might do a submission thing to notify people.
HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE! <3<3
In light of the fact I've been a complete cheapskate and general forgetful fucker when it comes to previous prize stuff, I've decided to go for a real doozy this time.
Gonna try to grab hold of a slave-stream sometime soon. Three or four hours thereof, for FUN!
There's gonna be a BBWF doodle bonanza! Gonna throw my girls n' guys into the mix and take some
SO keep an eye on my journals, beehotches. It's gonna be comin' soon!
Also I might do a submission thing to notify people.
HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE! <3<3
Bored at work. Amusement required!
General | Posted 10 years agoTantalise me with things.
Preferably pervy things about wrasslin'.
Preferably pervy things about wrasslin'.
BBWF WRASSLIN' VOLUNTEERS PLEASE
General | Posted 10 years agoYou know you want in!
LEARN DA RULEZ HERE: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17931235/
Smut wrestling. No guaranteed images, just looking for potentialvictims contestants. >_>;
Just comment below and let me know:
WHO ARE YOU?:
WHAT'S YOUR OUTFIT/STYLE/WHATEVER?:
WHAT'S YOUR STRENGTH?:
WHAT'S YOUR WEAKNESS?:
AM I OKAY TO BUY STUFF OF YOU?:
Partly for fun, partly for future smut opportunities.
Oh, I also will need a police officer for Tobi sexploitation at some point. If you're interested in that too, then let me know. <3
EDIT: It's not actual fighting, in case you didn't get the picture. No super powers and NO SERIOUSNESS. WE'RE IN THIS BECAUSE IT'S RIDICULOUS OKAY
LEARN DA RULEZ HERE: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17931235/
Smut wrestling. No guaranteed images, just looking for potential
Just comment below and let me know:
WHO ARE YOU?:
WHAT'S YOUR OUTFIT/STYLE/WHATEVER?:
WHAT'S YOUR STRENGTH?:
WHAT'S YOUR WEAKNESS?:
AM I OKAY TO BUY STUFF OF YOU?:
Partly for fun, partly for future smut opportunities.
Oh, I also will need a police officer for Tobi sexploitation at some point. If you're interested in that too, then let me know. <3
EDIT: It's not actual fighting, in case you didn't get the picture. No super powers and NO SERIOUSNESS. WE'RE IN THIS BECAUSE IT'S RIDICULOUS OKAY
Yes! YES! YEEEEEEEEEES!
General | Posted 10 years agoFeature journal meme thingamajigger
General | Posted 10 years agoRipped like a bawss from 
psykrow, the bubbly bishie. <3
Basically comment and I'll toss up three or so artypieces from your gallery I like. Unless I hate it all, in which case I'll pretend to like some of it. :D
BUT HEY
If you comment then you TOTALLY HAVE TO DO YOUR OWN ONE OF THESE apparently to post three of my subs on it. Or you could just tell me in da comment.
But that'd be cheatin'.
SO HERE GOES
--
psykrow who I stole this off? OooOOoOOoOo, yeah.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7439823/ That one, because of the eyes and the TOOONGUEUEUEUEUE <3
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11766970/ This one, because OH MY GOD THE DEPTH OF THE ASS AND THE TONGUE AND THE DROOL AND EVERYTHING AND I'M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK NOW KTHXBAI
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3377103/ And this one, because this was the one that got me enamoured in the first place, way way back when. It also had a profound effect on my lust for oversized butts. <3
--
yggdrasill00 PATIENT ZERO
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17686488/ Because Rouge!
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16949042/ Because rimmin'!
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16457386/ Because ROTUND REARS!
--
vairos Now this WAS a toughie.
I'd opt for the smothery crushiness of http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17645802/
The delicious hands-on gropin' of http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17115507/
AAAND the pure FILTH that is http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17323964/ <3333
psykrow, the bubbly bishie. <3Basically comment and I'll toss up three or so artypieces from your gallery I like. Unless I hate it all, in which case I'll pretend to like some of it. :D
BUT HEY
If you comment then you TOTALLY HAVE TO DO YOUR OWN ONE OF THESE apparently to post three of my subs on it. Or you could just tell me in da comment.
But that'd be cheatin'.
SO HERE GOES
--
psykrow who I stole this off? OooOOoOOoOo, yeah.http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7439823/ That one, because of the eyes and the TOOONGUEUEUEUEUE <3
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11766970/ This one, because OH MY GOD THE DEPTH OF THE ASS AND THE TONGUE AND THE DROOL AND EVERYTHING AND I'M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK NOW KTHXBAI
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3377103/ And this one, because this was the one that got me enamoured in the first place, way way back when. It also had a profound effect on my lust for oversized butts. <3
--
yggdrasill00 PATIENT ZEROhttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/17686488/ Because Rouge!
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16949042/ Because rimmin'!
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16457386/ Because ROTUND REARS!
--
vairos Now this WAS a toughie.I'd opt for the smothery crushiness of http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17645802/
The delicious hands-on gropin' of http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17115507/
AAAND the pure FILTH that is http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17323964/ <3333
Twits and tumbles.
General | Posted 10 years agoBecause I wanna use them more and have more stuff to do at work when it's quiet! c:
https://twitter.com/Tobiwanz
http://tobiwanz.tumblr.com/
Gimme more people to talk n' stalk. <3
https://twitter.com/Tobiwanz
http://tobiwanz.tumblr.com/
Gimme more people to talk n' stalk. <3
SECOND LIFE: BECOME A BITCH AND/OR HO
General | Posted 10 years agoReceiving applications right now.
Because I'm bored.
Because I'm bored.
Fast-approaching 60000 views! A celebration, perhaps?
General | Posted 10 years agoEeeeee! It didn't seem so long ago I did the whole "Avoiding paying for the 50k" kiriban thing. O:
In celebration of the latest milestone, I might actually DO something this time. SHOCK, HORROR!
There's a lot of talk about artslave streams and the like of late. I might well finance a length of time, throw Tobi into the mix and then let the streamviewers throw themselves in for some dirty ideas and some upside-down fun!
Thoughts? c:
In celebration of the latest milestone, I might actually DO something this time. SHOCK, HORROR!
There's a lot of talk about artslave streams and the like of late. I might well finance a length of time, throw Tobi into the mix and then let the streamviewers throw themselves in for some dirty ideas and some upside-down fun!
Thoughts? c:
You know what I really love? c:
General | Posted 10 years agoTea, galaxy chocolate, and the subject of this journal, a few very particular types of art.
Soapbox time!
My perennial favourite was and always will be the humble sketchpage. Lots of cartoony-style images, silly dialogue and (Most often) big dongs and fat butts. Who doesn't love a smut smorgasbord?
And y'know what the crowning jewel of the smutpage is?
The two-character sexfest. The fun you can have with two silly characters, a dirty mind and a tablet pen is limitless!
Such a shame that so few people offer these as deals, really. It's hard to get one that's good, because it needs them to be just as involved in the fun as you are, and actively suggesting fun stuff, the bouncing of ideas is usually even more fun than the rest of it!
So if you ever want to get into my wallet, that's the way to do it. A hawt toon, a willing partner and a big fat canvas of cutesy adorable smut. <3
Soapbox time!
My perennial favourite was and always will be the humble sketchpage. Lots of cartoony-style images, silly dialogue and (Most often) big dongs and fat butts. Who doesn't love a smut smorgasbord?
And y'know what the crowning jewel of the smutpage is?
The two-character sexfest. The fun you can have with two silly characters, a dirty mind and a tablet pen is limitless!
Such a shame that so few people offer these as deals, really. It's hard to get one that's good, because it needs them to be just as involved in the fun as you are, and actively suggesting fun stuff, the bouncing of ideas is usually even more fun than the rest of it!
So if you ever want to get into my wallet, that's the way to do it. A hawt toon, a willing partner and a big fat canvas of cutesy adorable smut. <3
ANOTHER MUSICAL BREAK WITH ANIMAL PUPPETS BECAUSE YAY
General | Posted 10 years agoTIME FOR A MUSIC BREAK WITH CATTITUDE
General | Posted 10 years agoBECAUSE I'M HOOKED ON CHOONZ
All cat-themed, because the best stuff always is.
https://youtu.be/OylJq6L-Wd0
https://youtu.be/WYiwxM_RVEI
https://youtu.be/eO3FwFc1jNE
PEACE OUT YALL
All cat-themed, because the best stuff always is.
https://youtu.be/OylJq6L-Wd0
https://youtu.be/WYiwxM_RVEI
https://youtu.be/eO3FwFc1jNE
PEACE OUT YALL
The Mary-Sue Blues.
General | Posted 10 years agoOHHHHHH WOKE UP THIS MORNIN'
BA-BOW-NOW-BA-BAAAAAAAH
GOT A NOTE FROM SOME GUY
BA-BOW-NOW-BA-BAAAAAAAH
TRYNA GET TEXT SEX OUTTA ME
BA-BOW-NOW-BA-BAAAAAAAH
GUESS HE'S HUNGRY FOR THIIIGH
BA-BOW-NOW-BA-BAAAAAAAH
HIS CHARACTER'S SUCKAAAY
BA-BOW-NOW-BA-BAAAAAAAH
GOT THE POWERS OF GODS
BA-BOW-NOW-BA-BAAAAAAAH
HOW'S ABOUT YOU FUCK RIGHT OFF
BA-BOW-NOW-BA-BAAAAAAAH
YOU CUNTS AIN'T GONNA DIP YOUR ROOOODS
*Epic blues solo*
Seriously doe. Nobody likes a marysue. Let's all be flawed, it's far more interesting.
BA-BOW-NOW-BA-BAAAAAAAH
GOT A NOTE FROM SOME GUY
BA-BOW-NOW-BA-BAAAAAAAH
TRYNA GET TEXT SEX OUTTA ME
BA-BOW-NOW-BA-BAAAAAAAH
GUESS HE'S HUNGRY FOR THIIIGH
BA-BOW-NOW-BA-BAAAAAAAH
HIS CHARACTER'S SUCKAAAY
BA-BOW-NOW-BA-BAAAAAAAH
GOT THE POWERS OF GODS
BA-BOW-NOW-BA-BAAAAAAAH
HOW'S ABOUT YOU FUCK RIGHT OFF
BA-BOW-NOW-BA-BAAAAAAAH
YOU CUNTS AIN'T GONNA DIP YOUR ROOOODS
*Epic blues solo*
Seriously doe. Nobody likes a marysue. Let's all be flawed, it's far more interesting.
Shift work, text rapists, crap dad and NO CREDIT.
General | Posted 10 years agoA three-point Pimpcat Update.
ONE: I'm doin' shift working now, so three days outta six I'll be grumpy and tired, the other three I'll be horny as hell.
TWO: Please please please STOP with the text rape. Being aggressively roleplayed AT just makes me want to smash you upside the goddamn head.
THREE: I appear to have picked up a shit and incredibly enraging family member living in my house for the foreseeable future. This will not put me in a good mood.
FOUR: NO CREDIT. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL. Seriously, it annoys me when people suggest ideas that make them their SPECIAL FAVOURITE CUSTOMER or something. I like hookers and hooking because they're advantage-taking kinda girls. That's the fun part, taking that away ruins the whole thing. >:U
ONE: I'm doin' shift working now, so three days outta six I'll be grumpy and tired, the other three I'll be horny as hell.
TWO: Please please please STOP with the text rape. Being aggressively roleplayed AT just makes me want to smash you upside the goddamn head.
THREE: I appear to have picked up a shit and incredibly enraging family member living in my house for the foreseeable future. This will not put me in a good mood.
FOUR: NO CREDIT. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL. Seriously, it annoys me when people suggest ideas that make them their SPECIAL FAVOURITE CUSTOMER or something. I like hookers and hooking because they're advantage-taking kinda girls. That's the fun part, taking that away ruins the whole thing. >:U
WANNA BE IN A PORN COMIC? AND CONTRIBUTE SOME IDEAS?
General | Posted 10 years agoGO HERE THEN, YOU FREEBIE-HUMPING FUCKERS!
Honestly. It's good stuff. I'm involved in the design process, so obviously it would be.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7000829/
Courtesy of the splendid
kingbuffalo
Honestly. It's good stuff. I'm involved in the design process, so obviously it would be.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7000829/
Courtesy of the splendid
kingbuffaloI AM A DEEPLY BITTER AND UNPLEASANT MAN.
General | Posted 10 years agoThat's how I roll.
Green with envy, relentlessly self-scrutinizing, insecure and in constant need of affirmation.
THAT'S WHY THE CAT, THE COMMENTS, THE BEHAVIOURS AND THE ENORMOUS HAT.
From bad blood and bad habits, I simply try my veeeery best to not be my dad.
Often unsuccessfully, BUT I'M TRYING, DAMN IT.
Okay?
Okay.
I'm off to bed.
Green with envy, relentlessly self-scrutinizing, insecure and in constant need of affirmation.
THAT'S WHY THE CAT, THE COMMENTS, THE BEHAVIOURS AND THE ENORMOUS HAT.
From bad blood and bad habits, I simply try my veeeery best to not be my dad.
Often unsuccessfully, BUT I'M TRYING, DAMN IT.
Okay?
Okay.
I'm off to bed.
BUY A WOBBLY PIXEL ICON, YOU BASTARDS
General | Posted 10 years ago
Be like us.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6948921/
We're cooler, sexier and more fun to be around than you are.
But if you buy one of these you can PRETEND to be one of us. You can high-five your dakimakuras and go to the cinema with cardboard cutouts of us in your desperate attempts to be as suave and BA as we are.
One day one of us might even make a one-word comment on one of your awful MS paint fanarts.
So yeah. Buy one.
I NEED CUTE STEREOTYPES
General | Posted 10 years agoYES, I REALIZE THIS MAY BE OPENING A CAN OF RACIST WORMS.
But hey. That seems to be what all my toons are based on.
So give me some nations, some species and some cutesy ideas associated with that nation.
More for fun than anything. A mariachi Chihuahua, a husky russkie, surprise me!
But hey. That seems to be what all my toons are based on.
So give me some nations, some species and some cutesy ideas associated with that nation.
More for fun than anything. A mariachi Chihuahua, a husky russkie, surprise me!
