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I got Skullgirls.
Posted 12 years agoIf you wanna play with me, post your steam name here.
I only play Cerebella so far, and I'm still pretty bad at the game, but I'm learning quickly!
Don't forget to bring your Morton's!
I only play Cerebella so far, and I'm still pretty bad at the game, but I'm learning quickly!
Don't forget to bring your Morton's!
Go Read "One Punch Man".
Posted 12 years agohttp://www.mangahere.com/manga/onepunch_man/
I have been harping on this manga all day.
It is gut bustingly funny.
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
It's basically about this hero guy that is too ridiculously strong.
He wins all of his fights with one punch.
It has great characters, and while the manga looks top notch, it doesn't take itself seriously at all.
Go read it.
Go read it right now.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I have been harping on this manga all day.
It is gut bustingly funny.
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
It's basically about this hero guy that is too ridiculously strong.
He wins all of his fights with one punch.
It has great characters, and while the manga looks top notch, it doesn't take itself seriously at all.
Go read it.
Go read it right now.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Pink DS Lite for sale.
Posted 12 years agoWould anyone be interested in buying a Nintendo DS lite?
It's pink and in used condition.
Comes with a case, a wall charger, and a USB charger.
I'm also throwing in a GBA slot flash card for playing GBA games.
Looking for about $60.
It's pink and in used condition.
Comes with a case, a wall charger, and a USB charger.
I'm also throwing in a GBA slot flash card for playing GBA games.
Looking for about $60.
Where did Toby go?
Posted 13 years agoI was playing League of Legends and following ponies on tumblr.
I require a ponysona.
Posted 14 years agoAny of you fagets know who's good at drawing those, and is currently accepting commissions for such? :V
It's my birthday.
Posted 14 years agoI am now 24 years old.
Toby plays League of Legends now.
Posted 14 years agoYeah, I finally caved and gave the game a try.
It's pretty fun! Gonna be a while before I can buy the guy I want, but I'm enjoying the game so far.
Any of you fuzzies play? I could use a few LOLfriends. :3c
It's pretty fun! Gonna be a while before I can buy the guy I want, but I'm enjoying the game so far.
Any of you fuzzies play? I could use a few LOLfriends. :3c
Layers Meme
Posted 14 years agoLAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE
- Name: Tim
- Eye Color: Brown
- Hair Style/Color: About shoulder length, black. (There are pictures, y'know.)
- Height: 5'11"
- Clothing style: Variable. Typically light blue jeans / shorts, pastel color T-Shirt, maybe my bead bracelet or pink arm warmers.
- Best physical feature: Head / face area.
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: Sharp objects, failure, becoming completely complacent.
- Your guilty pleasure: This fandom. :|
- Your biggest pet peeve: Bigots, people with short tempers, ignorant people that act like they know more than they do.
- Your ambitions for the future: Being a full-time web developer, writing code in some capacity, meeting a nice guy, getting a house, having lots of sex (with the nice guy), playing lots of videogames, and traveling the (civilized) world. I need climate control and hot showers kthx.
LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: Uuuugggghhhhh fuck fuck fuck i wanna sleep.
- What you think about most: Sex and videogames. :V
- What you think about before bed: Things I regret and things I want to accomplish.
- You think your best quality is: My intellect.
LAYER FOUR: WHAT'S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: 1 on 1 dates.
- To be loved or respected: Can't I have both?
- Beauty or brains: I value both equally.
- Dogs or cats: I like both. I'd own a cat while working, and a dog when retired.
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: Everybody lies.
- Believe in yourself: More often than not.
- Believe in love: Yes.
- Want someone: No one specific at this time, but in a general sense I'd like to have someone to call my own someday.
LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: A few times.
- Done drugs: A few times.
- Changed who you were to fit in: I might act differently but I don't become a different person.
LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: Pastel colors.
- Favorite animal: Cute fuzzy mammals.
- Favorite movie: Shoot Em Up, Unbreakable, Transporter, Crank, Future Cops, Office Space, Wizard People Dear Reader
- Favorite game: Marvel vs Capcom 3
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be: Monday
- How old will you be: 24
- Age you lost your virginity: 20
- Does age matter: Depends?
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: Intelligent, snarky, relaxed, and at least a little more masculine than me. :V
- Best eye color: Natural colors.
- Best hair color: Natural colors.
- Best thing to do with a partner: Something we both enjoy.
LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: Family, friends, technology.
- I feel: A little tired, but excited.
- I hide: More than you'd expect.
- I miss: Friends I've lost contact with.
- I wish: I had the same amount of motivation I had when I was younger.
LAYER ELEVEN: I TAG
- Who do you tag?: Everyone who reads this. :V
- Name: Tim
- Eye Color: Brown
- Hair Style/Color: About shoulder length, black. (There are pictures, y'know.)
- Height: 5'11"
- Clothing style: Variable. Typically light blue jeans / shorts, pastel color T-Shirt, maybe my bead bracelet or pink arm warmers.
- Best physical feature: Head / face area.
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: Sharp objects, failure, becoming completely complacent.
- Your guilty pleasure: This fandom. :|
- Your biggest pet peeve: Bigots, people with short tempers, ignorant people that act like they know more than they do.
- Your ambitions for the future: Being a full-time web developer, writing code in some capacity, meeting a nice guy, getting a house, having lots of sex (with the nice guy), playing lots of videogames, and traveling the (civilized) world. I need climate control and hot showers kthx.
LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: Uuuugggghhhhh fuck fuck fuck i wanna sleep.
- What you think about most: Sex and videogames. :V
- What you think about before bed: Things I regret and things I want to accomplish.
- You think your best quality is: My intellect.
LAYER FOUR: WHAT'S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: 1 on 1 dates.
- To be loved or respected: Can't I have both?
- Beauty or brains: I value both equally.
- Dogs or cats: I like both. I'd own a cat while working, and a dog when retired.
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: Everybody lies.
- Believe in yourself: More often than not.
- Believe in love: Yes.
- Want someone: No one specific at this time, but in a general sense I'd like to have someone to call my own someday.
LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: A few times.
- Done drugs: A few times.
- Changed who you were to fit in: I might act differently but I don't become a different person.
LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: Pastel colors.
- Favorite animal: Cute fuzzy mammals.
- Favorite movie: Shoot Em Up, Unbreakable, Transporter, Crank, Future Cops, Office Space, Wizard People Dear Reader
- Favorite game: Marvel vs Capcom 3
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be: Monday
- How old will you be: 24
- Age you lost your virginity: 20
- Does age matter: Depends?
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: Intelligent, snarky, relaxed, and at least a little more masculine than me. :V
- Best eye color: Natural colors.
- Best hair color: Natural colors.
- Best thing to do with a partner: Something we both enjoy.
LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: Family, friends, technology.
- I feel: A little tired, but excited.
- I hide: More than you'd expect.
- I miss: Friends I've lost contact with.
- I wish: I had the same amount of motivation I had when I was younger.
LAYER ELEVEN: I TAG
- Who do you tag?: Everyone who reads this. :V
That bed meme thing.
Posted 14 years agoTotally jacked this from 
zip-the-fox
You just woke up naked in bed next to me.
Using only three words, what do you say to me?
zip-the-foxYou just woke up naked in bed next to me.
Using only three words, what do you say to me?
(HOMO)SEX MEME.
Posted 14 years agoBecause someone mentioned it earlier today and then I saw a few in my journals while I was looking for something.
SO HERE. >:C
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I prefer night.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Not particular.
4. Do you masturbate?
Yes.
5. How often? Lately?
Semi-frequently.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
APPARENTLY I HAVE FFFFFFFFFF. (I was reeeeally drunk. THANK YOU SPEXFOX.)
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Nope. Groped but nothing particularly naughty. :V
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yes.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive. Take me! Ohh~
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
No. Got some special people, though. :3~
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not even close.
13. Would you choose money or love?
Love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Foreplay, foreplay, foreplay.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
... No?
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
A bed? lol
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Haven't had sex in any particularly weird places. <.<
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
If I weren't so cautious I would've been today. FFFFFFFFFFFF. >:C
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Hell no.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Been hit on, but I never let it go anywhere. :V
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Mmmhmmmm.
24. What's your sexuality?
FAGGOT
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nope.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Two. Vibrator (dead motor now) and a dildo. So two dildos I guess? lol.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
God I hope not.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Maybe when I was drunk once? lol
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
OMG SODOMY. (Kindasorta?)
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
On back, legs up. Pretty close to this, actually:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3772749/
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Getting pounded. Unf. Double up. Unf unf.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No.
40. Do you want to have sex with someone right now?
Not right now. I'm still sore from earlier. ;o;
SO HERE. >:C
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I prefer night.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Not particular.
4. Do you masturbate?
Yes.
5. How often? Lately?
Semi-frequently.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
APPARENTLY I HAVE FFFFFFFFFF. (I was reeeeally drunk. THANK YOU SPEXFOX.)
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Nope. Groped but nothing particularly naughty. :V
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yes.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive. Take me! Ohh~
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
No. Got some special people, though. :3~
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not even close.
13. Would you choose money or love?
Love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Foreplay, foreplay, foreplay.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
... No?
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
A bed? lol
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Haven't had sex in any particularly weird places. <.<
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
If I weren't so cautious I would've been today. FFFFFFFFFFFF. >:C
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Hell no.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Been hit on, but I never let it go anywhere. :V
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Mmmhmmmm.
24. What's your sexuality?
FAGGOT
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nope.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Two. Vibrator (dead motor now) and a dildo. So two dildos I guess? lol.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
God I hope not.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Maybe when I was drunk once? lol
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
OMG SODOMY. (Kindasorta?)
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
On back, legs up. Pretty close to this, actually:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3772749/
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Getting pounded. Unf. Double up. Unf unf.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No.
40. Do you want to have sex with someone right now?
Not right now. I'm still sore from earlier. ;o;
Might be going to FWA after all!
Posted 14 years ago
feartreeNo FWA or Final Round for Toby this year.
Posted 14 years agoIt is a sad year for purple spotted fennecs. D:
I need a joooooooooooooob
I need a joooooooooooooob
FWA 2011 Meme
Posted 14 years agoArrival and Departure:
Hopefully the day before. Depends on the money.
Staying at:
The hotel if I can.
Mode of Transportation:
Beep beep. Vroooom.
Room Share:
Dunno yet!
Major Plans at the Con:
Wandering around, hanging out, drinking, playing video games, spending ridiculous amounts of money... :V
Artwork / commissions:
... If you wanna give me money for some badly drawn stick figures... ;P
Fursuit(s):
Don't have one. :P
Attending Parties:
Just point me in the right direction.
How best to find me:
I'll probably be in the: Artist Alley, Dealer's Den, or Video Game room. Or just wandering around.
Stage Performance:
Does trolling people in 2D fighters count as a performance? :3c
Drink:
Oh yeah.
Talk:
I'm friendly.
What is your gender?
I have a penis.
How old are you?
23
Can I touch you?
... Uhhhh...
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
If you are OK with receiving naught but my sincere thanks in return... XD
Can I give you lots of money?
If you money match me you probably will. :V
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Only if I know you. :P
How tall are you?
5'11"
Are you nice?
I'm a purrty furrendly fellah. Oh murr~
Are you cliquey?
Click. Click. Click.
Can I stalk you?
Only if you're wildly attractive and pleasant smelling.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Approach me. Seriously if you want to talk to me just walk up and do it. :V
Can I take a picture of ya?
Long as I get a copy.
Can I steal ya away for *censored*?
Why would you censor "Fighting Games"? I don't get it.
Hopefully the day before. Depends on the money.
Staying at:
The hotel if I can.
Mode of Transportation:
Beep beep. Vroooom.
Room Share:
Dunno yet!
Major Plans at the Con:
Wandering around, hanging out, drinking, playing video games, spending ridiculous amounts of money... :V
Artwork / commissions:
... If you wanna give me money for some badly drawn stick figures... ;P
Fursuit(s):
Don't have one. :P
Attending Parties:
Just point me in the right direction.
How best to find me:
I'll probably be in the: Artist Alley, Dealer's Den, or Video Game room. Or just wandering around.
Stage Performance:
Does trolling people in 2D fighters count as a performance? :3c
Drink:
Oh yeah.
Talk:
I'm friendly.
What is your gender?
I have a penis.
How old are you?
23
Can I touch you?
... Uhhhh...
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
If you are OK with receiving naught but my sincere thanks in return... XD
Can I give you lots of money?
If you money match me you probably will. :V
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Only if I know you. :P
How tall are you?
5'11"
Are you nice?
I'm a purrty furrendly fellah. Oh murr~
Are you cliquey?
Click. Click. Click.
Can I stalk you?
Only if you're wildly attractive and pleasant smelling.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Approach me. Seriously if you want to talk to me just walk up and do it. :V
Can I take a picture of ya?
Long as I get a copy.
Can I steal ya away for *censored*?
Why would you censor "Fighting Games"? I don't get it.
No Subject
Posted 15 years agoI'm waiting on some commissions!
This is so I don't forget. D:
I gave my monies to these wonderful peeps, you should too!
classified-crud - hot penis on mouth action (Waiting)
intravenous - SUPER GAY outfit sheet. (Paid / In Progress)
zajice - I haven't decided! @_@
This is so I don't forget. D:
I gave my monies to these wonderful peeps, you should too!
classified-crud - hot penis on mouth action (Waiting)
intravenous - SUPER GAY outfit sheet. (Paid / In Progress)
zajice - I haven't decided! @_@FUCK Toby's doing another meme.
Posted 15 years agoBlatantly stolen from 
rizzo
Respond to this journal and I'll...
1. Tell you something I'll learn about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what animal you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname.
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal.
rizzoRespond to this journal and I'll...
1. Tell you something I'll learn about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what animal you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname.
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal.
HORRIFYING FETISH MEME - Run for your lives!
Posted 15 years agoBlatantly stolen from 
apples
Symbol/Word System:
(+++) WANT.
(++) Hell YA!
(+) Cool.
(~) Eh.
(-) Nah.
(--) Nope.
(---) Hell No.
(?) What?
Anal on Males: ++ (Duuuh~)
Transformation: -- (Never really got it.)
Yaoi: + (Ish nice. :3)
Girly Boys: +++ (Teehee~)
Subbing/Domming: +++ (Ride me like a horsey)
Tentacles: ++ (It's like someone punched in an infinite dicks cheat)
Spooge: ++ (Sticky goodness)
Bondage: * (I like ballgags, but that's about it. <.<;)
Oviposition: ++ (Eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs)
Cross-dressing: +++ (Tell me I'm pretty)
Oral: +++ (Put stuff in my mouth. :O~)
Orgy: ~
Muscle, Male: -- (Dun hurt me. I'm fragile. ;o;)
Lactation: -- (Makes me gassy. :x)
Incest: ~
Partial Nudity: ++
Anal on Females: ~ (Meh girls)
Clothing: +
Leather: ~
Stockings: ~
Muscle, Female: --- (I don't wanna get beat up by a girl. O_O)
Herm: ~ (Only if they're fucking boys. >.>)
Macro/Micro: ~
Impregnation: ~ (lol mpreg)
Paw: ~
Bi: ~
Mind Control: ~
Uniform: +
Solo Masturbation: +
Tech: ~
Sadism: --- (Mean. :<)
Hyper: ~
She-males: ~
Sinking: ? (Wat)
Body Paint: ? (Is this like WAM or somethin?)
Plants: ? (Is this for straight guys who like Poison Ivy from Batman?)
Mud/Quicksand etc: --- (I dun wanna die. :|)
Anal Vore: ---
Rape : ++ (I like it rough. *bites pillow*)
Watersports: -- (Dun pee on me bro)
Masochism: --- (Not a fan of pain. :x)
Multiple body parts: ?
Zoophilia: ---
Breasts: --- (ewwww boobies)
Breast Expansion: --- (ewwwww bigger boobies)
Hetero (M/F): -
Biting: ~
Inflation: ++ (That nice FULL feeling)
Pregnancy: ~
Yuri (F/F): -
Fat/Pudge: ~
Cock Vore : --- (I think you've got this backwards...)
Standard Soft Vore: --
Weight Gain: ~
Tails: +
Cub: ~
Baby/Diaper: -
Standard Hard Vore: --- (Super squicky. X-x;)
Scat: --- (Blargh! Gross. :x)
Gore/guro: --- (Think I'm gonna hurl...)
Snuff: --- (BAMBI NOOOO! ;~;)
Skunk spray: --- (Not a fan of foul smells.)
Asphyxiation: --- (Breathing is cool. >>;)
Shoe/Boots: ~
Suit and Tie: +
Soul Vore: ? (Uhhh)
Butch Girls: --- (:x)
Cheesecake: ? (It's tasty. But is it sexual? o_O)
Glasses: + (They're cute~!)
Electricity: -
Wet-look: +
Unbirth: --- (Trying to avoid the vag, thanks.)
Latex/Rubber/Leather: ~
PetPlay: ~
Mumification: ?
applesSymbol/Word System:
(+++) WANT.
(++) Hell YA!
(+) Cool.
(~) Eh.
(-) Nah.
(--) Nope.
(---) Hell No.
(?) What?
Anal on Males: ++ (Duuuh~)
Transformation: -- (Never really got it.)
Yaoi: + (Ish nice. :3)
Girly Boys: +++ (Teehee~)
Subbing/Domming: +++ (Ride me like a horsey)
Tentacles: ++ (It's like someone punched in an infinite dicks cheat)
Spooge: ++ (Sticky goodness)
Bondage: * (I like ballgags, but that's about it. <.<;)
Oviposition: ++ (Eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs)
Cross-dressing: +++ (Tell me I'm pretty)
Oral: +++ (Put stuff in my mouth. :O~)
Orgy: ~
Muscle, Male: -- (Dun hurt me. I'm fragile. ;o;)
Lactation: -- (Makes me gassy. :x)
Incest: ~
Partial Nudity: ++
Anal on Females: ~ (Meh girls)
Clothing: +
Leather: ~
Stockings: ~
Muscle, Female: --- (I don't wanna get beat up by a girl. O_O)
Herm: ~ (Only if they're fucking boys. >.>)
Macro/Micro: ~
Impregnation: ~ (lol mpreg)
Paw: ~
Bi: ~
Mind Control: ~
Uniform: +
Solo Masturbation: +
Tech: ~
Sadism: --- (Mean. :<)
Hyper: ~
She-males: ~
Sinking: ? (Wat)
Body Paint: ? (Is this like WAM or somethin?)
Plants: ? (Is this for straight guys who like Poison Ivy from Batman?)
Mud/Quicksand etc: --- (I dun wanna die. :|)
Anal Vore: ---
Rape : ++ (I like it rough. *bites pillow*)
Watersports: -- (Dun pee on me bro)
Masochism: --- (Not a fan of pain. :x)
Multiple body parts: ?
Zoophilia: ---
Breasts: --- (ewwww boobies)
Breast Expansion: --- (ewwwww bigger boobies)
Hetero (M/F): -
Biting: ~
Inflation: ++ (That nice FULL feeling)
Pregnancy: ~
Yuri (F/F): -
Fat/Pudge: ~
Cock Vore : --- (I think you've got this backwards...)
Standard Soft Vore: --
Weight Gain: ~
Tails: +
Cub: ~
Baby/Diaper: -
Standard Hard Vore: --- (Super squicky. X-x;)
Scat: --- (Blargh! Gross. :x)
Gore/guro: --- (Think I'm gonna hurl...)
Snuff: --- (BAMBI NOOOO! ;~;)
Skunk spray: --- (Not a fan of foul smells.)
Asphyxiation: --- (Breathing is cool. >>;)
Shoe/Boots: ~
Suit and Tie: +
Soul Vore: ? (Uhhh)
Butch Girls: --- (:x)
Cheesecake: ? (It's tasty. But is it sexual? o_O)
Glasses: + (They're cute~!)
Electricity: -
Wet-look: +
Unbirth: --- (Trying to avoid the vag, thanks.)
Latex/Rubber/Leather: ~
PetPlay: ~
Mumification: ?
"Yes or No" Meme.
Posted 15 years ago1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No.
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.
3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- Yes
Been arrested? --- No
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- No
Slept in until 5 PM? --- Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- Yes
Ran a red light? --- Yes
Been suspended from school? --- Yes
Experienced love at first sight? --- No
Totalled your car in an accident? --- No
Been fired from a job? --- Yes
Fired somebody? --- No
Sang karaoke? --- Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? --- Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes
Kissed in the rain? --- No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- Yes
Seen someone die? --- No
Played spin-the-bottle? --- No
Sang in the shower? --- Yes
Smoked a cigar? --- Yes
Sat on a rooftop? --- Yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- No
Skipped school? --- Yes
Eaten a bug? --- No
Sleepwalked? --- No
Walked a moonlit beach? --- Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? --- No
Dumped someone? --- Yes
Forgotten your anniversary? --- No
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- No
Ridden on a helicopter? --- No
Shaved your head? --- No
Blacked out from drinking? --- Yes
Played a prank on someone? --- Yes
Hit a home run? --- No
Felt like killing someone? --- Yes
Cross-dressed? --- No
Been falling-down drunk? --- Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- Yes
Eaten snake? --- No
Marched/Protested? --- No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- No
Puked on amusement ride? --- Yes
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- No
Been in a band? --- No
Knitted? --- No
Been on TV? --- No
Shot a gun? --- Yes
Skinny-dipped? --- Yes
Caused someone to need stitches? --- No
Ridden a surfboard? --- No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- Yes
Had surgery? --- Yes
Streaked? --- No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- Yes
Passed out when not drinking? --- Yes
Peed on a bush? --- Yes
Donated Blood? --- Yes
Grabbed electric fence? --- No
Eaten alligator meat? --- No
Eaten cheesecake? --- Yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- Yes
Peed your pants in public? --- Yes
Written graffiti? --- Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- Yes
Think about the future? --- Yes
Been in handcuffs? --- No
Believe in love? --- Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- Yes
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.
3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- Yes
Been arrested? --- No
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- No
Slept in until 5 PM? --- Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- Yes
Ran a red light? --- Yes
Been suspended from school? --- Yes
Experienced love at first sight? --- No
Totalled your car in an accident? --- No
Been fired from a job? --- Yes
Fired somebody? --- No
Sang karaoke? --- Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? --- Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes
Kissed in the rain? --- No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- Yes
Seen someone die? --- No
Played spin-the-bottle? --- No
Sang in the shower? --- Yes
Smoked a cigar? --- Yes
Sat on a rooftop? --- Yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- No
Skipped school? --- Yes
Eaten a bug? --- No
Sleepwalked? --- No
Walked a moonlit beach? --- Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? --- No
Dumped someone? --- Yes
Forgotten your anniversary? --- No
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- No
Ridden on a helicopter? --- No
Shaved your head? --- No
Blacked out from drinking? --- Yes
Played a prank on someone? --- Yes
Hit a home run? --- No
Felt like killing someone? --- Yes
Cross-dressed? --- No
Been falling-down drunk? --- Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- Yes
Eaten snake? --- No
Marched/Protested? --- No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- No
Puked on amusement ride? --- Yes
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- No
Been in a band? --- No
Knitted? --- No
Been on TV? --- No
Shot a gun? --- Yes
Skinny-dipped? --- Yes
Caused someone to need stitches? --- No
Ridden a surfboard? --- No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- Yes
Had surgery? --- Yes
Streaked? --- No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- Yes
Passed out when not drinking? --- Yes
Peed on a bush? --- Yes
Donated Blood? --- Yes
Grabbed electric fence? --- No
Eaten alligator meat? --- No
Eaten cheesecake? --- Yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- Yes
Peed your pants in public? --- Yes
Written graffiti? --- Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- Yes
Think about the future? --- Yes
Been in handcuffs? --- No
Believe in love? --- Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- Yes
"Virgin Meme"
Posted 15 years agoSaw this silliness on 
emerald-physics's page...
Instructions:
Start with 100%. Put an (X) on everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
Then repost as you're __% virgin.
1. Smoked. (X)
2. Drank alcohol. (X)
3. Cried when someone died. (X)
4. Been drunk. (X)
5. Had sex. (X)
6. Been to a concert. (X)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. (X)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (X)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (X)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. ()
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (X)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (X)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. ()
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. (X)
15. Been to prom. ()
16. Cried at school. (X)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. ()
18. Went streaking. ()
19. Given or received a lap dance. ()
20. Had someone of the opposite (SAME IN MY CASE) sex in your room. (X)
21. Had someone of the opposite (SAME IN MY CASE) sex sleep over. (X)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite (SAME IN MY CASE) sex's house. (X)
23. Kissed a stranger. ()
24. Hugged a stranger. (X)
25. Went scuba diving. ()
26. Driven a car. (X)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (X)
28. Hit by a car. ()
29. Had a party. (X)
30. Done serious drugs. (X)
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. ()
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ()
33. Run away from home. (X)
34. Broken a bone. (X)
36. Bought porn. (X)
37. Watched porn. (X)
38. Made porn. ()
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (X)
40. Been in love. (X)
41. French kissed. (X)
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (X)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (X)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. ()
45. Stabbed yourself. ()
46. Shot a gun. ()
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. ()
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (X) TV shows, not actual television, though.
51. Watched a person die. ()
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. ()
53. Pranked somebody. (X)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. ()
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (X)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (X)
57. Dressed punk. (X)
58. Dressed goth. (X)
59. Dressed preppy. (X)
60. Been to a motocross race. ()
61. Avoided somebody. (X)
62. Been stalked. (X)
63. Stalked someone. ()
64. Met a celebrity. (X)
65. Played an instrument. (X)
66. Ridden a horse. ()
67. Cut yourself. ()
68. Bungee jumped. ()
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. ()
70. Been to a wild party. (X)
71. Got caught stealing something. (X)
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (X)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ()
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. ()
75. Got arrested. ()
76. Been pregnant. ()
77. Babysat. (X)
78. Been to another country. ()
79. Started your house on fire. ()
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. ()
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ()
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (X)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. ()
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (X)
85. Sat on your butt all day. (X)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. ()
87. Had a job. (X)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ()
89. Been called a whore. ()
90. Danced like a whore. ()
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ()
92. Been in a car accident. ()
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (X)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (X)
95. Raped somebody. ()
96. Danced in the rain. (X)
97. Been rejected. (X)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. (X)
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (X)
100. Been raped. ()
I am 44% virgin.
Baaad baaad Toby. :x
emerald-physics's page...Instructions:
Start with 100%. Put an (X) on everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
Then repost as you're __% virgin.
1. Smoked. (X)
2. Drank alcohol. (X)
3. Cried when someone died. (X)
4. Been drunk. (X)
5. Had sex. (X)
6. Been to a concert. (X)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. (X)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (X)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (X)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. ()
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (X)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (X)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. ()
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. (X)
15. Been to prom. ()
16. Cried at school. (X)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. ()
18. Went streaking. ()
19. Given or received a lap dance. ()
20. Had someone of the opposite (SAME IN MY CASE) sex in your room. (X)
21. Had someone of the opposite (SAME IN MY CASE) sex sleep over. (X)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite (SAME IN MY CASE) sex's house. (X)
23. Kissed a stranger. ()
24. Hugged a stranger. (X)
25. Went scuba diving. ()
26. Driven a car. (X)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (X)
28. Hit by a car. ()
29. Had a party. (X)
30. Done serious drugs. (X)
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. ()
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ()
33. Run away from home. (X)
34. Broken a bone. (X)
36. Bought porn. (X)
37. Watched porn. (X)
38. Made porn. ()
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (X)
40. Been in love. (X)
41. French kissed. (X)
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (X)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (X)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. ()
45. Stabbed yourself. ()
46. Shot a gun. ()
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. ()
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (X) TV shows, not actual television, though.
51. Watched a person die. ()
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. ()
53. Pranked somebody. (X)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. ()
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (X)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (X)
57. Dressed punk. (X)
58. Dressed goth. (X)
59. Dressed preppy. (X)
60. Been to a motocross race. ()
61. Avoided somebody. (X)
62. Been stalked. (X)
63. Stalked someone. ()
64. Met a celebrity. (X)
65. Played an instrument. (X)
66. Ridden a horse. ()
67. Cut yourself. ()
68. Bungee jumped. ()
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. ()
70. Been to a wild party. (X)
71. Got caught stealing something. (X)
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (X)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ()
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. ()
75. Got arrested. ()
76. Been pregnant. ()
77. Babysat. (X)
78. Been to another country. ()
79. Started your house on fire. ()
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. ()
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ()
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (X)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. ()
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (X)
85. Sat on your butt all day. (X)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. ()
87. Had a job. (X)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ()
89. Been called a whore. ()
90. Danced like a whore. ()
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ()
92. Been in a car accident. ()
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (X)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (X)
95. Raped somebody. ()
96. Danced in the rain. (X)
97. Been rejected. (X)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. (X)
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (X)
100. Been raped. ()
I am 44% virgin.
Baaad baaad Toby. :x
holy crap i'm alive
Posted 15 years agoi drank enough booze to kill a moose this weekend but here i am
and somehow i made it home
god i don't wanna go to class in 5 hours fffffffffffffff
and somehow i made it home
god i don't wanna go to class in 5 hours fffffffffffffff
Commission Waitlist
Posted 15 years agoI'm waiting on some commissions!
This is so I don't forget. D:
I gave my monies to these wonderful peeps, you should too!
mikefur - Avatar (DONE)
kaittycat - teh pr0n (Paid / Waiting)
paperclip - Fightan Gamez Mastur Tobie (Waiting)
nekochrissy - TENTACLE RAPE (Paid / HALF DONE)
This is so I don't forget. D:
I gave my monies to these wonderful peeps, you should too!
mikefur - Avatar (DONE)
kaittycat - teh pr0n (Paid / Waiting)
paperclip - Fightan Gamez Mastur Tobie (Waiting)
nekochrissy - TENTACLE RAPE (Paid / HALF DONE)AC Peeps Journal.
Posted 15 years agoSome lovely peeps I met at AC~
I know I'm probably forgetting some people, but these are mah gamin' peeps!
matto-kun
seonbarzard
river-batcat
timburrs
howee
sd
caotix
I know I'm probably forgetting some people, but these are mah gamin' peeps!
matto-kun 
seonbarzard 
river-batcat 
timburrs
howee 
sd 
caotixI'm at AC.
Posted 15 years agoYup. Say hi to me. :P
I want to commission something... different.
Posted 15 years agoSpecifically, I want to commission a new faceplate design for my arcade stick.
It's a Madcatz Tournament Edition stick. There's a template freely available, too.
http://iplaywinner.com/joystick-art.....-template.html
Though, what I'm looking for isn't furry art, or even character art.
I'm looking to commission something stylish that isn't game specific.
Something colorful with swirls, ink splats, designs and such.
Still trying to decide exactly what I want, but generally speaking, I want it to be a pretty shade of pink. :P
If anyone knows of an artist that's handy with this kind of thing, please let me know.
I'd greatly appreciate it. ~<3
It's a Madcatz Tournament Edition stick. There's a template freely available, too.
http://iplaywinner.com/joystick-art.....-template.html
Though, what I'm looking for isn't furry art, or even character art.
I'm looking to commission something stylish that isn't game specific.
Something colorful with swirls, ink splats, designs and such.
Still trying to decide exactly what I want, but generally speaking, I want it to be a pretty shade of pink. :P
If anyone knows of an artist that's handy with this kind of thing, please let me know.
I'd greatly appreciate it. ~<3
