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Posted 13 years agoI dreamed I was a female snake of some kind (I think a python or anaconda)... Not really a furry, more like an animal that could take a human form at will... And I attended some sort of weird boarding school for animals like me. There wasn't much to do there, being under constant guard, so I found solace in the library. My favorite place to read there was the top shelf of the bookcases, and it was up there that I met him. I'm not sure what animal he was, I just knew his climbing ability rivaled mine. I think he was a brown spider monkey or something.
Day after day, we would read to each other on the top shelf. After a while we decided to sneak out for a night on the town. Que the romantic setting, music, and... I guess the lovemaking was just implied, as I don't really remember it. Sneaking back in, however was not quite so easy.
He climbed up a palm tree with godlike agility and rebounded off the top and soared over the wall, while I slithered under the gate. We had almost made it to the second wall when we realized we'd been discovered. Someone had spotted us breaking off from a field trip and warned the headmistress that we'd wandered off. The guards were waiting for us, a bright light shone upon us as I blacked out.
I woke up on a table, dazed and confused, as the headmistress pulled a strange bauble out from between my legs. I recoiled in shock as I recognized what it was: spermicide. Not just any spermicide, but the school's special blend, I could feel my anatomy convulsing as the monkey broke down the door and grabbed my hand. He held my hand as we ran away from the school, what we now knew far more sinister than just a school, and through the town. I could feel the flesh of my womb rotting and spasming and forming cancerous lesions as I ran, the pain forcing my body to partially transform in spasms as he urged me to keep moving...
and then I woke up.
Day after day, we would read to each other on the top shelf. After a while we decided to sneak out for a night on the town. Que the romantic setting, music, and... I guess the lovemaking was just implied, as I don't really remember it. Sneaking back in, however was not quite so easy.
He climbed up a palm tree with godlike agility and rebounded off the top and soared over the wall, while I slithered under the gate. We had almost made it to the second wall when we realized we'd been discovered. Someone had spotted us breaking off from a field trip and warned the headmistress that we'd wandered off. The guards were waiting for us, a bright light shone upon us as I blacked out.
I woke up on a table, dazed and confused, as the headmistress pulled a strange bauble out from between my legs. I recoiled in shock as I recognized what it was: spermicide. Not just any spermicide, but the school's special blend, I could feel my anatomy convulsing as the monkey broke down the door and grabbed my hand. He held my hand as we ran away from the school, what we now knew far more sinister than just a school, and through the town. I could feel the flesh of my womb rotting and spasming and forming cancerous lesions as I ran, the pain forcing my body to partially transform in spasms as he urged me to keep moving...
and then I woke up.
OMG I fucking love this game
Posted 13 years agohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUrOm5NF6L4
Not because the game's in Hungarian, and has achievements in Latin (including one that translates to "shit happens").
Not because of its dark depressing storyline, nor because its main characters are furries.
Because I grew up on a game called "Drakojan Skies" by an artist named
OmegaDragon3000, and this "Sine Mora" game brings back fond memories of that kind of shoot-em-up.
Not because the game's in Hungarian, and has achievements in Latin (including one that translates to "shit happens").
Not because of its dark depressing storyline, nor because its main characters are furries.
Because I grew up on a game called "Drakojan Skies" by an artist named
OmegaDragon3000, and this "Sine Mora" game brings back fond memories of that kind of shoot-em-up.I need to change my habits
Posted 14 years agoWhen I masturbate in my bed and find myself cumming before I can make it to a toilet, pinching my foreskin together to hold the semen is NOT the appropriate response.
As you would expect, using my skin as a balloon sometimes leads to it having to stretch beyond where it is supposed to go, which can lead to soreness and often a significant amount of pain.
I should stop worrying about making a mess and just cum on my stomach or something, let it dry, and then clean it off later.
The other problem is have is having dirt get under my foreskin while masturbating... and the fact that my foreskin plays a big part in my routine (hint: It takes the place of lube) this can cause problems, such as sores where the dirt/hair gets rubbed against again and again. To solve this might be as simple as locking my door and NOT doing it under the covers...
Ok, enough about me jerking off. One more thing I'd like to say. I like the format of SoFurry so much better when it comes to submitting written work. So if I decide to write stuff like chapter one of Shadow of Joy, or perhaps another project I want to work on, it will be posted there first before I go through the hassle of posting it here... if I do at all.
toididiputs.sofurry.com
As you would expect, using my skin as a balloon sometimes leads to it having to stretch beyond where it is supposed to go, which can lead to soreness and often a significant amount of pain.
I should stop worrying about making a mess and just cum on my stomach or something, let it dry, and then clean it off later.
The other problem is have is having dirt get under my foreskin while masturbating... and the fact that my foreskin plays a big part in my routine (hint: It takes the place of lube) this can cause problems, such as sores where the dirt/hair gets rubbed against again and again. To solve this might be as simple as locking my door and NOT doing it under the covers...
Ok, enough about me jerking off. One more thing I'd like to say. I like the format of SoFurry so much better when it comes to submitting written work. So if I decide to write stuff like chapter one of Shadow of Joy, or perhaps another project I want to work on, it will be posted there first before I go through the hassle of posting it here... if I do at all.
toididiputs.sofurry.com
The shadow of something big
Posted 14 years agoIt looks like people like Shadow of Joy.
Either that or this site appreciates writers a lot more than DA.
Either way, SoJ is my only story that has gotten any feedback so far. (one fav on DA, one fav here. It might be what got me a watch here too.) So I know which story I'll continue.
Funny that my only non-fiction piece is the one that gets this much attention.
Now to revise the 4-page short story I wrote two years ago and cram it into the first chapter... with proper revisions of course.
Either that or this site appreciates writers a lot more than DA.
Either way, SoJ is my only story that has gotten any feedback so far. (one fav on DA, one fav here. It might be what got me a watch here too.) So I know which story I'll continue.
Funny that my only non-fiction piece is the one that gets this much attention.
Now to revise the 4-page short story I wrote two years ago and cram it into the first chapter... with proper revisions of course.
I have come here watch porn and kick ass!
Posted 14 years ago...and I'm all out of porn.
But really, yes. I did come to FA mainly because DA was annoying my with it's "No porn/yiff" rule. But then I found something more...
now, four months and one submission later, I feel this site has a lot more freedom that DA. I mean, there's so much possibility, not just for porn, but the clean stuff the community puts out as well. Nowadays I barely ever return to DA.
And I'm free to write what I want (so long as it doesn't involve minors... no problem there!) when I want.
Every once in a while I write a story I wouldn't be able to post to DA because it has some sex in it, (or in Shadow of Joy's case, revolves around sex) but here I'm free to post away.
I think I'm going to stay here for a long time.
But really, yes. I did come to FA mainly because DA was annoying my with it's "No porn/yiff" rule. But then I found something more...
now, four months and one submission later, I feel this site has a lot more freedom that DA. I mean, there's so much possibility, not just for porn, but the clean stuff the community puts out as well. Nowadays I barely ever return to DA.
And I'm free to write what I want (so long as it doesn't involve minors... no problem there!) when I want.
Every once in a while I write a story I wouldn't be able to post to DA because it has some sex in it, (or in Shadow of Joy's case, revolves around sex) but here I'm free to post away.
I think I'm going to stay here for a long time.
