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The Beard Schedule
Posted 14 years agoSunday: Shave beard.
Monday: Avoid eye contact with teenage gurlz.
Tuesday: Avoid eye contact with 20-something gurlz.
Wednesday: Avoid eye contact with 30-something gurlz.
Thursday: Avoid eye contact with bag ladies.
Friday: Avoid capture and scientific study.
Saturday: Avoid territorial disputes with bears.
Monday: Avoid eye contact with teenage gurlz.
Tuesday: Avoid eye contact with 20-something gurlz.
Wednesday: Avoid eye contact with 30-something gurlz.
Thursday: Avoid eye contact with bag ladies.
Friday: Avoid capture and scientific study.
Saturday: Avoid territorial disputes with bears.
