Commissions open - 2k words for $20
Posted 6 years agoPM me if you're interested
But really, about the girlyboi lingerie thing
Posted 13 years agoWe can't all agree the bras are just a degree unnecessary? The panties, the stockings, even the garters and corsets and other fancy stuff you can argue for. You don't have to even, they're sexy. But don't the bras just look a tad silly? I mean maybe if it's some big chubby feller dressing up and he honestly needs the support, that'd be sexy. But on a flat-chested twink? What is it doing there? What purpose does it serve? Are pansies shy about their nipples?
, is there an Official Girlyboi Standard on this?
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posted a rather sexy crossdressing story you really ought to check out)


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So, this election has been really boring, right?
Posted 13 years agoI'm not the only one? You're all still convinced to vote third-party, too?
Toonces, what is best in life?
Posted 13 years agoTo receive an offended reply to a snotty joke you left on a submission years ago, see their vain hope you would become riled by their particular sense of outrage, and hear total silence as you choose not to respond.
So, anyone read any good smut lately?
Posted 13 years agoHonest question, provide links + reviews. It seems like there's been a dry spell lately.
A note on why I am not really a Driving Cat
Posted 13 years agoBecause I never expected the writing thing to become so prominent that the Toonces image could be so visible in all my furry socialization, and it's no fun having your de facto fursona trademarked by NBC Universal. It was funny and all but really I don't even like cars or Saturday Night Live or cats that much. "Toonces" is still a pretty radical pseudonym though.
I feel as if I am coming out of the closet. As a raccoon.DadFollowers, I'm a ringtail. I steal garbage. I'm nocturnal and have sensitive fingertips. I only know how to tie a bow tie.
If you've never seen it I kept all the raccoon art over here
. Would it be more sensible to keep it there or migrate it over?
I feel as if I am coming out of the closet. As a raccoon.
If you've never seen it I kept all the raccoon art over here

chubby fellers
Posted 13 years agoThank you for making life worth living
story idea- mitt romney cuckolded by big horse, wears tutu
Posted 13 years agoUnderstandably, Romney was wary about discussing dressage when NBC’s Brian Williams asked him in London on Wednesday about his equine Olympian. “You actually have a horse in the race. What’s that gonna be like?”
“Well,” Romney replied. “It’s — a big — exciting experience for my wife and — and for the person that she’s worked with, the trainer of the horse who’s riding the horse. And — obviously, it’s fun to be part of the Olympics in any way you can be part of them.”
Williams followed up: “When is the event, and for those of us who don’t follow the sport, what happens? Are there rounds that — of competition? Is there just one chance? What happens?”
Romney pleaded ignorance. “I have to tell you, this is Ann’s sport. I’m not even sure which day the sport goes on. She will get the chance to see it, I will not — be — watching — the event. I hope — her horse does well.”
“Well,” Romney replied. “It’s — a big — exciting experience for my wife and — and for the person that she’s worked with, the trainer of the horse who’s riding the horse. And — obviously, it’s fun to be part of the Olympics in any way you can be part of them.”
Williams followed up: “When is the event, and for those of us who don’t follow the sport, what happens? Are there rounds that — of competition? Is there just one chance? What happens?”
Romney pleaded ignorance. “I have to tell you, this is Ann’s sport. I’m not even sure which day the sport goes on. She will get the chance to see it, I will not — be — watching — the event. I hope — her horse does well.”
Word of the Day: Europinion
Posted 13 years agon - The bias in a statement owing to a person's European nationality.
As in,
"The EU has taken all the steps it needs to assure its longterm stability and is certainly still a more comfortable, stable place to live than the United States."
"That's Europinion."
As in,
"The EU has taken all the steps it needs to assure its longterm stability and is certainly still a more comfortable, stable place to live than the United States."
"That's Europinion."
[Let's Play] Nationali-tees
Posted 13 years ago[1] Make sure you are wearing a tee shirt.
[2] Take off your tee shirt and find the country in which it was produced.
[3] Open up the CIA Handbook of countries by 2011 Gross Domestic Product
[4] Complete and post this information in a comment
SIZE:
COLOR:
DESIGN:
NATIONAL GDP:
PRODUCTION QUALITY: (1-10)
[5] Without consulting the CIA Handbook, guess the nationalities of the tees posted by others.
I'll get us started.
[2] Take off your tee shirt and find the country in which it was produced.
[3] Open up the CIA Handbook of countries by 2011 Gross Domestic Product
[4] Complete and post this information in a comment
SIZE:
COLOR:
DESIGN:
NATIONAL GDP:
PRODUCTION QUALITY: (1-10)
[5] Without consulting the CIA Handbook, guess the nationalities of the tees posted by others.
I'll get us started.
If you're interested (Recommended Reading)
Posted 13 years agoUpton Sinclair's The Metropolis isn't exactly his most popular work, but I'm willing to bet you haven't read anything of his beyond The Jungle. What's interesting about Metropolis is that it rather highlights the flaws in Sinclair's writing well- When he's not detailing the lives on the downtrodden, as this book focuses on the NYC financial elite, his descriptors often seem overwrought and the voice preachy. The recounting of luxuries and expenses becomes repetitive in the first few chapters, but continues throughout the entire book. If nothing else, I enjoyed this book as an illustration of what constituted obscene luxuries in the tail end of the Gilded Age.
But I share it because it is the source of the title text I've had up on my front page for the last year or so, and because this shit's free and The Profits of Religion is boring nonfiction bullshit.
But I share it because it is the source of the title text I've had up on my front page for the last year or so, and because this shit's free and The Profits of Religion is boring nonfiction bullshit.
ATTN: CAR DRIVERS
Posted 13 years agoYOU ARE ENCASED IN STEEL
I AM A VULNERABLE SACK OF TISSUE AND BLOOD
STOP AT THE CROSSWALK, THANKS
I AM A VULNERABLE SACK OF TISSUE AND BLOOD
STOP AT THE CROSSWALK, THANKS
All right, I'll just say it
Posted 13 years agoAm I the only person who ever considers how easy it would be for a child predator to stalk victims on FA? Forget for a moment that you and me and just about everybody else got our accounts when we were 16 or 17- It's not so uncommon to find profiles proudly professing that they're still too young to drive. Users as young as 13 can get a profile on the site, and it's practically an honor system that keeps them from accessing adult art. The same honor system seems to be in place for preventing anybody from preying on the site's underage population.
The more I've come to use FA the more I've come to realize that the site is not only lacking in services for writers, but that the whole concept is, in a term, dangerous. I've always liked social networking sites, and especially liked FurAffinity for the positive and active social climate it engenders. I don't think there's anything wrong with an adult community online that exists to share pornographic material. However, I think it is absurd for this site to try to cultivate, along with its population of porn-seeking adults, minors who are advised to make their personal details and sexual tastes public. FA was created when Facebook and MySpace were only just carving out the identity of what "social networking" would come to be on the internet, but by now it's role is pretty well understood: The majority of internet users use the internet for social networking, and FurAffinity is just one of innumerable specialty sites dedicated to a particular social group. FA is popular not just because it's a gallery like VCL always was- but because it's a place to really meet and get to know the people behind the fur. While that is great for like-minded adults trying to find company, it provides an opportunity for people with nefarious intentions.
Like it or not, sexual predators use online networking sites to find their victims. It'd be silly to assume FurAffinity would be spared of this. I think it would be possible to operate a furry website with strict age controls that sought to prevent vulnerable teens from being contacted by predators. But given the history of the administration of this website, would you give them the benefit of the doubt of taking the issue seriously, and providing a quick, adequate solution for it?
I don't. And so, I've come to use FA less and less. It's not that I feel any less furry, or appreciate my furry friends any less. It's a more existential crisis relating to every time I come to this site and find a new watch in my gallery from somebody who clearly isn't allowed to view porn. These moments serve as reminders that I'm not just another person on this site: My stories in my gallery are meant to draw people, to attract them to use the site, to sign up and be social. But the desire to use FA decreases dramatically the more I feel I'm contributing little more than bait in a trap.
I'm willing to bet I'm the only person thinking about this, but I felt I had to get it off my chest either way.
The more I've come to use FA the more I've come to realize that the site is not only lacking in services for writers, but that the whole concept is, in a term, dangerous. I've always liked social networking sites, and especially liked FurAffinity for the positive and active social climate it engenders. I don't think there's anything wrong with an adult community online that exists to share pornographic material. However, I think it is absurd for this site to try to cultivate, along with its population of porn-seeking adults, minors who are advised to make their personal details and sexual tastes public. FA was created when Facebook and MySpace were only just carving out the identity of what "social networking" would come to be on the internet, but by now it's role is pretty well understood: The majority of internet users use the internet for social networking, and FurAffinity is just one of innumerable specialty sites dedicated to a particular social group. FA is popular not just because it's a gallery like VCL always was- but because it's a place to really meet and get to know the people behind the fur. While that is great for like-minded adults trying to find company, it provides an opportunity for people with nefarious intentions.
Like it or not, sexual predators use online networking sites to find their victims. It'd be silly to assume FurAffinity would be spared of this. I think it would be possible to operate a furry website with strict age controls that sought to prevent vulnerable teens from being contacted by predators. But given the history of the administration of this website, would you give them the benefit of the doubt of taking the issue seriously, and providing a quick, adequate solution for it?
I don't. And so, I've come to use FA less and less. It's not that I feel any less furry, or appreciate my furry friends any less. It's a more existential crisis relating to every time I come to this site and find a new watch in my gallery from somebody who clearly isn't allowed to view porn. These moments serve as reminders that I'm not just another person on this site: My stories in my gallery are meant to draw people, to attract them to use the site, to sign up and be social. But the desire to use FA decreases dramatically the more I feel I'm contributing little more than bait in a trap.
I'm willing to bet I'm the only person thinking about this, but I felt I had to get it off my chest either way.
Just got FANG 4 in the mail
Posted 13 years agoFirst time I've ever seen my furry pulp in publication- "Rock and a Hard Place," an exclusive story for the compilation that follows a feller who unwittingly cruises a pair of power-tops. I've always been shy to try to force myself into published venues, but
SkipRudder was pretty aggressive in trying to get a story from me, so I figured I would give it a shot. The story is exclusive to FANG, so you can get it at FurPlanet.

i hope you always find someone to take you home
Posted 13 years agoto put you into bed, kiss your cheek, and check your pulse
make sure you're still breathing with their hand up to your nose
i wish that could be me but it's just not possible
make sure you're still breathing with their hand up to your nose
i wish that could be me but it's just not possible