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Posted 11 years agoWas so great! I saw so many people and made some friends. It was a WONDERFUL experience and I can't wait to see many of you next year, or at Anthrocon. Really, really nice furs came out this year ^_^
For shits and grins I'm going to poll the audience
Posted 12 years agoHow would you feel if your lover put Nutella in sexy places on their body instead of whipped cream?
Furthemore!
Posted 12 years agoHey, I just wanted to say that Furthemore was an amazing convention! It was my first furry convention, to boot. I came and networked with a lot of awesome people and commissioned some sweet artwork. If I met you at the convention, thank you for playing a part in making my first furcon so cool <3 Pics will be up soon, I promise ^_^ There's even a picture I got with Uncle Kage!
Rage and love,
Patch <3
Rage and love,
Patch <3
63...I should be in jail XD
Posted 13 years ago[x] smoked (pot)
[X] consumed alcohol
[X] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[X] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[X] kissed someone of the same sex
[X] had sex
[X] had someone in your room other than family
[X] watched porn
[] bought porn
[x] tried drugs
TOTAL: 9
[X] taken painkillers (foot surgery... it doesn't say 'taken painkillers recreationally' :p )
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine (My grandmother had extra antibiotics and I had a sinus infection)
[X] lied to your parents
[X] lied to a friend
[X] snuck out of the house
[X] done something illegal (In Baltimore city, it is illegal to give a blowjob :P )
[X] felt hurt
[X] hurt someone (Unintentionally)
[] wished someone to die
[] seen someone die
TOTAL: 17
[X] missed curfew
[X] stayed out all night
[X] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[] received a ticket
[] been to rehab
[x] dyed your hair
[] been in an accident
[] been to a club
[X] been to a bar
TOTAL: 23
[x] been to a wild party
[] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[X] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[] had a spring break in Florida
[] sniffed anything
[x] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[X] listened to rap
TOTAL: 29
[x] dressed gothic
[x] dressed girly
[x] dressed punk
[x] dressed grunge
[] stole something
[] been too drunk to remember anything
[] blacked out
[] fainted
[x] had a crush on a neighbor
TOTAL: 34
[X] had a crush on a friend
[X] been to a concert
[X] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[X] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[] installed speakers in a car
[x] broken a mirror
[X] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL: 41
[] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper?
[X] seen an R-rated movie
[X] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school
[X] had surgery
[X] had an injury
[] gone to court
[] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping (Bitches never served me)
[X] caught something on fire
[X] lied about your age
TOTAL: 48
[] owned/rented an apartment/house
[] broke the law in the police's presence
[x] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[] got in trouble with the police
[X] talked to a stranger
[X] hugged a stranger
[X] kissed a stranger
[X] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[] been verbally harassed
TOTAL: 54
[X] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[X] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[X] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[X] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence
[] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[X] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test
TOTAL: 63
Overall total: 63
If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]
[X] consumed alcohol
[X] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[X] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[X] kissed someone of the same sex
[X] had sex
[X] had someone in your room other than family
[X] watched porn
[] bought porn
[x] tried drugs
TOTAL: 9
[X] taken painkillers (foot surgery... it doesn't say 'taken painkillers recreationally' :p )
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine (My grandmother had extra antibiotics and I had a sinus infection)
[X] lied to your parents
[X] lied to a friend
[X] snuck out of the house
[X] done something illegal (In Baltimore city, it is illegal to give a blowjob :P )
[X] felt hurt
[X] hurt someone (Unintentionally)
[] wished someone to die
[] seen someone die
TOTAL: 17
[X] missed curfew
[X] stayed out all night
[X] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[] received a ticket
[] been to rehab
[x] dyed your hair
[] been in an accident
[] been to a club
[X] been to a bar
TOTAL: 23
[x] been to a wild party
[] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[X] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[] had a spring break in Florida
[] sniffed anything
[x] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[X] listened to rap
TOTAL: 29
[x] dressed gothic
[x] dressed girly
[x] dressed punk
[x] dressed grunge
[] stole something
[] been too drunk to remember anything
[] blacked out
[] fainted
[x] had a crush on a neighbor
TOTAL: 34
[X] had a crush on a friend
[X] been to a concert
[X] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[X] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[] installed speakers in a car
[x] broken a mirror
[X] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL: 41
[] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper?
[X] seen an R-rated movie
[X] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school
[X] had surgery
[X] had an injury
[] gone to court
[] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping (Bitches never served me)
[X] caught something on fire
[X] lied about your age
TOTAL: 48
[] owned/rented an apartment/house
[] broke the law in the police's presence
[x] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[] got in trouble with the police
[X] talked to a stranger
[X] hugged a stranger
[X] kissed a stranger
[X] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[] been verbally harassed
TOTAL: 54
[X] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[X] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[X] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[X] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence
[] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[X] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test
TOTAL: 63
Overall total: 63
If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]
'wiener time at tamyra's house!!!!!!
Posted 13 years agoRaffle Promo
Posted 13 years agoI need an orgasm...
Posted 13 years ago
Immortal_Vanguard get your ass over here and eat my pussy nao >8CUrban Dictionary Meme
Posted 13 years agoStolen from 
Immortal_Vanguard
Go to urbandictionary.com and answer the following simple questions.
1.) Your name?
Courtney
-noun
1. The name of a girl who is beautiful, strong, and intelligent. One who is easy to fall in love with but impossible to let go. She is funny, exciting, and enthusiastic. Courtney has an amazing personality that appeals to every person fortunate enough to meet her. Her eyes are captivating, her smile, intoxicating, and her heart lights the darkest, coldest souls and fills them with happiness. She is the reason why I believe in love.
2. Another word for perfection.
3. God's most precious and wonderful angel.
(User comment: O_O Am nooooootttt!!!!!!)
2.) Your age?
20
Bag of Weed, costs $20.00 dollars and is enough to make 4 fat joints.
3.) One of your friends?
Ginnie
An extremely hot chick usually with huge boobs who likes to show them off. Also has platinum pussy and is admired by other women. Known to break the hearts of men after she has used them.
(User comment: Awww she's not *that* mean <3)
4.) What should you be doing?
Packing
Adj. (gerundive form, by ellipsis from "to pack heat") Carrying a concealed firearm.
(User comment: Eeyup...)
5.) Favorite color?
Pink
A word girls wear written across their butts.
(User comment: I don't wear pink across my butt o.o)
6.) Birthplace?
Baltimore
Baltimore is the greatest city on earth. Sure its a little dirty, but thats a city for ya. What's there not to love. Going north on 95 at night there isnt a prettier sight. The neon Nati Boh, Domino sugar, and Philip's signs are great. The inner harbor and power plant live. There has to be something great about the city for row houses to sell for upwards of 300,000. And whats not to love about patterson park. And sure theres crime. But it's concentrated. Its not smart to wander onto north ave or greenmont street at night. All i can say is i love baltimore and anyone who bashes Bmore has probably never been here.
(User Comment: WOO!!!)
7.) Month of your birth?
July
The month where the most amazing girls are born. These girls are hot, sexy, and incredibly irresistible. Not only do they have an appealing body but they are intelligent as well. Every girl wants to be born in July.
8.) Last person you talked to?
Dad
The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a shitty father, then go ahead and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"
9.) One of your nicknames?
Patchy
Simply synonymous to drunk or tipsy.
If the need to differentiate between drunk and tipsy arises, use the quote "I'm a bit patchy" to signify tipsiness and just "I'm patchy" to signify drunkenness.
There is also such thing as patchiness, acting as either a noun that signifies the alcohol one has at hand or the overall patchy state of several people.
Immortal_VanguardGo to urbandictionary.com and answer the following simple questions.
1.) Your name?
Courtney
-noun
1. The name of a girl who is beautiful, strong, and intelligent. One who is easy to fall in love with but impossible to let go. She is funny, exciting, and enthusiastic. Courtney has an amazing personality that appeals to every person fortunate enough to meet her. Her eyes are captivating, her smile, intoxicating, and her heart lights the darkest, coldest souls and fills them with happiness. She is the reason why I believe in love.
2. Another word for perfection.
3. God's most precious and wonderful angel.
(User comment: O_O Am nooooootttt!!!!!!)
2.) Your age?
20
Bag of Weed, costs $20.00 dollars and is enough to make 4 fat joints.
3.) One of your friends?
Ginnie
An extremely hot chick usually with huge boobs who likes to show them off. Also has platinum pussy and is admired by other women. Known to break the hearts of men after she has used them.
(User comment: Awww she's not *that* mean <3)
4.) What should you be doing?
Packing
Adj. (gerundive form, by ellipsis from "to pack heat") Carrying a concealed firearm.
(User comment: Eeyup...)
5.) Favorite color?
Pink
A word girls wear written across their butts.
(User comment: I don't wear pink across my butt o.o)
6.) Birthplace?
Baltimore
Baltimore is the greatest city on earth. Sure its a little dirty, but thats a city for ya. What's there not to love. Going north on 95 at night there isnt a prettier sight. The neon Nati Boh, Domino sugar, and Philip's signs are great. The inner harbor and power plant live. There has to be something great about the city for row houses to sell for upwards of 300,000. And whats not to love about patterson park. And sure theres crime. But it's concentrated. Its not smart to wander onto north ave or greenmont street at night. All i can say is i love baltimore and anyone who bashes Bmore has probably never been here.
(User Comment: WOO!!!)
7.) Month of your birth?
July
The month where the most amazing girls are born. These girls are hot, sexy, and incredibly irresistible. Not only do they have an appealing body but they are intelligent as well. Every girl wants to be born in July.
8.) Last person you talked to?
Dad
The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a shitty father, then go ahead and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"
9.) One of your nicknames?
Patchy
Simply synonymous to drunk or tipsy.
If the need to differentiate between drunk and tipsy arises, use the quote "I'm a bit patchy" to signify tipsiness and just "I'm patchy" to signify drunkenness.
There is also such thing as patchiness, acting as either a noun that signifies the alcohol one has at hand or the overall patchy state of several people.
Discounted Sketch Commissions and Free Art!
Posted 13 years agoFeh
Posted 13 years agoTurning 20 in, like, two weeks o.o
Free icons :3
Posted 13 years agoI haven't slept in the last 9 months...
Posted 13 years agoBecause my reality is finally better than my dreams, and I can't stand waking up in the morning without my reality lying next to me.
Helping out a friend <3
Posted 13 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3109130/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3109130/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3109130/
If you can't help, at least pimp him in your journal a little? <3
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3109130/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3109130/
If you can't help, at least pimp him in your journal a little? <3
Commissions
Posted 13 years agoAnybody want a commission for me? Starting at a dollar per character for sketches. Really cheap <3
Message me if it tickles your fancy :D
Message me if it tickles your fancy :D
FREE GO NAO
Posted 13 years agoA Special Valentine
Posted 13 years agoimmortal_vanguard is the best Valentine I could ever ask for. Sweet, loving, funny, caring, handsome, and most of all he's absolutely unique and original. IV, baby, you're what makes this year so special and amazing to me. I never knew Valentine's Day like this until I met you, my soul mate and the love of my life. You're my world <3333
To those of you who took the time to read this: Happy Valentine's Day!!! May it bring you joy and happiness, regardless of whether you are taken or single. Either way, it can be amazing!
To those of you who took the time to read this: Happy Valentine's Day!!! May it bring you joy and happiness, regardless of whether you are taken or single. Either way, it can be amazing!
Tail Raffle :3
Posted 13 years agoEpic song!!!
Posted 14 years agoPoetry!
Posted 14 years agoAlright. What I want you guys to do is to give me one word. Something jam-packed with meaning. If you do so, I will write a poem for you. This is free, if only cause I'm bored. It won't be specifically about you necessarily, but it will be for you, inspired by the word you give me. However, if I get a word more than once then y'all will have to fight to the death over who gets it, just saying. One poem per word per person. Got it? Go!
I'M HORNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 14 years ago..............that is all >.>;
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 14 years agoHAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONEEEEEEEE!!!! May the warm fuzzy feelings spread like the butter on the dinner rolls, your favorite part of the turkey be plentiful, and the Ravens kick some serious 49er butt!!!!! God bless and have a happy and safe holiday! <3
Memeness!
Posted 14 years agoThis was like... totally stolen from 
maskedpuppy
And i wrote it about me and immortal_vanguard
1.) Who eats more?
Him. Sometimes, I eat like a bird >.>;
2.) Who said “I love you” first?
Me, I think...?
3.) Who is a morning person?
Me. I don't think that man knows the definition of "morning" unless he has work xD
4.) Who is a night person?
We both have insomnia and an internet connection XD
5.) Who’s older?
He is, the old fart x3
6.) Who’s more creative?
Both of us :3 We plot beautiful ebil together <3
7.) Whose temper is worse?
Mine, probably. I've never seen anyone with more patience than him!
8.) Who is most romantic? The most kinky?
That's about even. Though, he may be more of a kinky bastard than I am lol.
9.) How often do you two kiss and cuddle?
There's no end to such things xD
10.) Who is the silliest and the most random?
HA him. SO him.
11.) Whose feet are bigger?
We're about the same size, but his are wider.
12.) Whose hair is longer?
Mine, cause I'm growing it out for now lol.
13.) Who’s better with computers?
Him. Himhimhimhimhim an thousand times him o.o lol
14.) Do you have pets? What about your mate?
I have a dog and a kitty in my immediate household. However Heidi, my grandmother's German Shepherd, has adopted me as her playtoy xD And nah, he has no pets :<
15.) Who gets jealous easily?
I don't get jealous easily, but it can happen. He... never gets jealous lol
16.) How did you two meet?
Lennex introduced us :D
17.) Who is the most touchy-feely?
Both lol
18.) Who drives when you are together?
He has license, I do not, so him lol
19.) Who’s the most stubborn?
That one's a stale mate, methinks.
20.) Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
We... have yet to really argue o.0
21.) Whose family do you see more?
Mine, I'd say.
22.) Do you guys plan to move in together?
Yesh ^.^
23.) Who kissed who first?
I think I kissed him first...?
24.) Who asked who out?
There was no "asking out" involved. We just kinda happened ^.^
25.) What did you do on your first date?
LASER TAGGGG!!!!
26.) Who’s more sensitive?
Both of us, I think.
27.) Who’s taller?
Him. I'm a squidget!
28.) Who has more friends?
Beats me?
29.) Who has more siblings?
Neither. We has no siblings lol
30.)Who wears the pants in the relationship?
ME! He can try to deny all he wants. x3
maskedpuppyAnd i wrote it about me and
immortal_vanguard1.) Who eats more?
Him. Sometimes, I eat like a bird >.>;
2.) Who said “I love you” first?
Me, I think...?
3.) Who is a morning person?
Me. I don't think that man knows the definition of "morning" unless he has work xD
4.) Who is a night person?
We both have insomnia and an internet connection XD
5.) Who’s older?
He is, the old fart x3
6.) Who’s more creative?
Both of us :3 We plot beautiful ebil together <3
7.) Whose temper is worse?
Mine, probably. I've never seen anyone with more patience than him!
8.) Who is most romantic? The most kinky?
That's about even. Though, he may be more of a kinky bastard than I am lol.
9.) How often do you two kiss and cuddle?
There's no end to such things xD
10.) Who is the silliest and the most random?
HA him. SO him.
11.) Whose feet are bigger?
We're about the same size, but his are wider.
12.) Whose hair is longer?
Mine, cause I'm growing it out for now lol.
13.) Who’s better with computers?
Him. Himhimhimhimhim an thousand times him o.o lol
14.) Do you have pets? What about your mate?
I have a dog and a kitty in my immediate household. However Heidi, my grandmother's German Shepherd, has adopted me as her playtoy xD And nah, he has no pets :<
15.) Who gets jealous easily?
I don't get jealous easily, but it can happen. He... never gets jealous lol
16.) How did you two meet?
Lennex introduced us :D17.) Who is the most touchy-feely?
Both lol
18.) Who drives when you are together?
He has license, I do not, so him lol
19.) Who’s the most stubborn?
That one's a stale mate, methinks.
20.) Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
We... have yet to really argue o.0
21.) Whose family do you see more?
Mine, I'd say.
22.) Do you guys plan to move in together?
Yesh ^.^
23.) Who kissed who first?
I think I kissed him first...?
24.) Who asked who out?
There was no "asking out" involved. We just kinda happened ^.^
25.) What did you do on your first date?
LASER TAGGGG!!!!
26.) Who’s more sensitive?
Both of us, I think.
27.) Who’s taller?
Him. I'm a squidget!
28.) Who has more friends?
Beats me?
29.) Who has more siblings?
Neither. We has no siblings lol
30.)Who wears the pants in the relationship?
ME! He can try to deny all he wants. x3
GUYYYSSS
Posted 14 years agoJoy
Posted 14 years agoThat slow, sweet moment
Filled with a smile,
Devotion in our eyes.
Breathing each other in,
Giving in to that kind emotion.
Tonight is proof that love doesn't just come out of nowhere.
It is made when bodies meet,
Souls touch,
And hearts beat next to each other.
In my pants!
Posted 14 years agoHere's how you play:
1. Get your favorite media player
2. Set your player to shuffle
3. Pick the first 15 song titles
4. Add "in my pants" at the end of them
1. Running From You In My Pants
2. Kiss and Tell In My Pants
3. Take A Bow In My Pants
4. Death of Seasons In My Pants
5.S.O.S. In My Pants
6. It Is Well In My Pants
7. Aim For The Head In My Pants
8. Give 'Em Hell, Kid In My Pants
9. Too Shy To Scream In My Pants
10. Damn Right In My Pants
11. Buried Myself Alive In My Pants
12. It's A Great Day To Be Alive In My Pants
13. Second Chance In My Pants
14. Dominated Love Slave In My Pants
15. Violent Pornography In My Pants (....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
1. Get your favorite media player
2. Set your player to shuffle
3. Pick the first 15 song titles
4. Add "in my pants" at the end of them
1. Running From You In My Pants
2. Kiss and Tell In My Pants
3. Take A Bow In My Pants
4. Death of Seasons In My Pants
5.S.O.S. In My Pants
6. It Is Well In My Pants
7. Aim For The Head In My Pants
8. Give 'Em Hell, Kid In My Pants
9. Too Shy To Scream In My Pants
10. Damn Right In My Pants
11. Buried Myself Alive In My Pants
12. It's A Great Day To Be Alive In My Pants
13. Second Chance In My Pants
14. Dominated Love Slave In My Pants
15. Violent Pornography In My Pants (....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
