My interests are varied. Very varied. If you are watching me and you dislike themes of gore, and rough sex, you might wanna consider unwatching me. Sure, it'll be labeled properly, but you will still get the previews of them in the "Submissions" page

So yeah, fair warning!

...just what am I supposed to do with all of you!

Hello you silly people who follow me for unknown reasons!

As of late, one of the many artists I follow,  Kyma seems to be offering not just a free peice of art, but a free sketchpage. I see plenty of these "Free art make a journal" things but I seldom like to announce them for...I don't know! I think it is because I dislike shameless promotion although this guy seems to be doing it out of sheer boredom.

Thing is, these sketch things are really nifty looking, as is the artist, and I use the magical wonders of "teh intarwebz" to bring to your attention this kind of stuff.

Clicking this will show you an example of what these sketch pages look like: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/9566875/
The artist's Journal about this is: https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4600903/

And butts are nice.

Hello dear watchers, I will not take much of your time.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for free art, I can tell you I don't have any for you. But what I do have are a very particular set of kinks; kinks I have acquired over a very long career. Kinks that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you unwatch me...I will let you go. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, then you better prepare your mind for what's to come.

Within the span of 3 days, I will be updating my profile with the work of other artists. Artists I've comissioned. Among them there are (I will give them each the respective credit when I post the pic, of course):

 rrowdybeast  Oli_snowpaw  tktktk  engineskye  rinonno

The themes of those pictures will vary from tame, to what precaution drives me to describe as extreme.

If you are easily offended, I promise I will not get offended from your unwatch.

So, unless you're ok (preferably, more than ok), with raunch, diapers, infantilism, urine, explicit sexual situations of nonconsent, and many, many other things that will come now and in the future...I suggest you reconsider watching me.

The only things I can promise will not be in my profile at all will be anything with scat, ballooning, realistic vore, the vast majority of vores, macros/micros, hyper stuff, prolapsing, or vomit. Anything not mentioned here, consider free game.

You have been warned.

OH. AND YOU GUYS SHOULD TOTALLY COMISSION THE ARTISTS MENTIONED ABOVE CUZ' THEY ARE FUCKING AWESOME.

Why yes!

I am shamelessly doing one of these things! Gambling is not my forte though, but there's no harm in doing this besides tarnishing my precious reputation anyways.

Right?

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3509010/

I will very soon be updating my page with the pictures i've commissioned so far. Take note that they are NOT of my creation but of their respective artists, namely  olisnowpaw and  kalida

I'm bored and I'd rather procrastinate doing this than doing the homework I *need* to do! I stole this shamelessly from  MStarshyne

STUFF ABOUT YOU --
*Name: Trako
*Nicknames: Trakiskunk, Skunk, SKUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK, AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH (one of these is false)
*Zodiac Sign: I don't know the name in english. Capricorn I think it is?
*Eye Color: Dark Brown
*Hair color: Black
*Height: 6'9''
*Weight: I don't know! honestly! I haven't weighed myself since...like...uhh...a year or two or so.
*Someone you look like: Once I was told I looked like John Connor (The Terminator Character) but this was over 5 years ago and i've prolly changed.


*Right or Left Handed: Right
*Right or Left Footed: Uhh...both?
*Sexual Orientation: The term is 'heteroflexible', I guess.
*Piercings/Tattoos: Nope
*How many siblings: Two, one brother 1 sister both older.
*Pets: Not any more
*Could you make a dollar in change right now?: Yap but i'd have to walk a bit

FAVORITE…
*Kind of pants: Pajama pants
*Number:17
*Color: Black, white and gray. I'm boring!
*Animal: Skunks, dogs, horses...plenty, really.
*Drink: Alcoholic: I don't drink alcohol. I loathe the taste. Too bitter., Non-alcoholic: Water or Pepsi are the commonalities
*Sports: Fencing? I dont practice any tho.
*Juice: Milk! Wait...uuhhh...blackberry.
*Cartoon Character: Classic: Tough one. Asterix, Maybe? Webcomic: 'Nother tough one. Nicole, from Concession?
*Scent: Look at your man. Now back to me. Now look at your man now back to me. (Old Spice). I guess. I've never been told I smell like something. That either means that I stink and people are polite or that I do indeed smell like something. Goddamit now i;m worried.
*Time of the Day: 5 am!
*Car: None

HAVE YOU EVER…?
*Bungee Jumped?: Nope
*Sky Dived?: No.
*Made yourself throw-up?: Nope/
*Gone skinny dipping?: Nu-huh
*Eaten a dog?: God no
*Ever liked somebody that you didn’t have a chance with?: Yes
*Been in a mosh-pit?: Never even been to a concert!
*Been on radio/television?: My hands where! and I think they cut off that part
*Been in a porno?: I hope not!
*Been high?: No.
*Been drunk?: Nope.
*Been on a plane?: Yes
*Came close to dying?: Nope...but ive had a kidney stone! that hurts.
*Been in a sauna?: Yes
*Been in a hot-tub?: Love'em
*Swam in the ocean?: Yes..
*Fallen asleep in school?: Often! Main reason why I wear hats irl...teachers can't tell!
*Run-away from home?: No
*Fell off your chair?: Not that I can remember...
*Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call?: Nope
*Saved MSN/AIM conversations? Yes
*Saved e-mails?: Yup

DO YOU…?
*Like to eat?: If I'm hungry? I guess
*Like talking on the phone? Not really, no. I don't find my vocie appreciable
*Care if different foods touch together on your plate?: Au contraire
*Get motion sick?: Nah
*Eat healthy?: Not really, I guess
*Have an addiction to anything?: Videogamez!
*Call people names often?: Only if they are close
*Dream in color?: Yes
*Have a strange/bad habit?: Yeah, nail eating
*Get turned on easily? Maybe? >>
*Like your school/job?: Nope
*Like filling out stupidly-long surveys like this one?: Only if i'm bored

WHAT IS/WHAT ARE…?
*Your good luck charm: Uhh..nothing
*Your theme song: Plenty have been suggested but if I find one I get bored of it easily.
*The last thing you played with: Team Fortress 2...
*The last thing you ate: Rice + Beans
*Items sitting next to you: Phone, Authenticar, calculator, some books...and for some reason glue and a stapler
*The color of your underwear: White
*Your greatest fear(s): Hmmm..plenty, I guess. saying 'Myself' would make me sound deeper than I really am. Unless you think it'd make me sound lame. Which would be correct.
*A strange food you eat: I can't think of any but I looooove to smell the bottle of vanilla essence >>
*A strange drink you like: Hmmm...is Milk + Sugar alone rare enough?
*The last thing to sleep in your bed: Me
*Under your bed: Floor
*Your funniest memory: A handful. For example this one time me and some college classmates where finishing up a GIANT project we had been working on the whole semester. We present it, pass it, and then to celebrate we're considering going to lunch together. then we ntoice one of the team members is missing and she is just MAKING OUT ALL SLOBBERY LIEK NOM NOM NOM IN PUBLIC WITH HER BOYFRIEND. when she comes back I say 'Well I guess she just ate so we can skip her'. the funny part was how she blushed! Does this make me a bad person?
*The time you usually go to bed: Between 12 and 4 am

EVER HAD…
*Chicken pox: I dont know
*Stitches: Nope
*Surgery: nope
*A broken bone: Nope
*Love at first sight: Yeah...

THIS OR THAT…
*Scary or Funny Movies: Funny
*Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
*Root Beer or Dr.Pepper: haven't ried either to tell
*Skiing or Snowboarding: haven't tried eitehr to tell
*Summer or Winter: there are no such differences in my country.

RANDOM!!!
*Dogs or Cats: Dogs
*Favorite Flower: Jasmines.
*Have you ever fired a gun?: No
*Do you prefer travel by plane or car?: depends o n where im going
*How many pillows do you sleep with?: 1
*Obsessive Compulsive?: I don't think so?
*Diseases?: None.
*Disorders?: I was diagnosed with Asperger's but I disbeleive this and so would anyone with a sound mind
*Good Driver?: Don't drive
*Good Singer?: My voice is far from melodic
*Do you own a lava-lamp?: Nope.avi
*Do you prefer your toilet paper over-and-out or back-and-under: whu?
*How many kids do you want?: To have kids one would have a mate, which I doubt i'll ever have!
*What will you name them? See above
*Bothered that some questions have “:”s and others have “?”s?: nope
*Ever been in a fight with your pet? yeah, one
*What book are you reading now? None...
*Interesting turn-on or fetish: Is 'Weird' Interesting? just see my favorites!
*First thing you notice visually about someone of the opposite gender: Hair, eyes and skin, I guess.
*Foods that you LOVE: Chilean cheese empanadas, rice and beans with a sauce comrpsied of water, sugar, salt, vegetables (onions, carrots, cauliflower, cucumbers), spices, pepper, mustard, and turmeric among other things
*That you HATE: Onions, meat...too many, really

 tavimunk has given me an excuse to post a journal! The excuse is the following:

1) Post these rules
2) Post 8 true things about yourself
3) At the end you must tag 8 people and post their icons
4) Go to their page and send them a message saying you tagged them
5) NO TAG-BACKS

yes. It is indeed a meme and since I have nothing better to do i will join the legions of mindlessness that reproduce these things. I apologize beforehand for not fulfilling point 3, in my defense, Tavi didn't either.

1- Apple pie is my favorite
2- Spanish is my first language
3- I am as likely to listen to techno/progressive as I am to Death Metal, Jazz, or Ke$ha.
4- I dislike people assuming I am mexican
5- Penn & Teller is one of my favorite shows
6- I refuse to read Twilight on the base that I preffer my perspective on vampires and werewolves to not be tainted. ill stick to Van Helsing and Underworld.
7-I won't do that. But my evil twin might.
8- I follow about 30 online webcomics.

My victims for this are:

 Forestnashoba  Binki  Salone  crescentwolf  ruffy_raccoon

Woopede doop a freakin-do. No. I will not give you back the (X-Y divided by the square root of Z) you spent here.

(X being time you spent here, minus the amount of time you where actually amused by this times the square root of your expectancy from this post)

I'm a bored, boring skunk~

The lack of activity presented by this skunk has an explanation, that is, for those who are watching me and care. If you are not any of the aforementioned, please exit stage left. Through the crocodile pit (unless you're a crocodile).

My old computer blew up in an amazing display of failure and tasty, tasty burnt plastic. Although, I really cant complain since it lasted like 5 years if not more. However my Old Nvidia Geforce FX5500 (I got it at an antiques store) has blundered, and my RAM got steinned.

My new computer was to arrive on January the 12th. Dell Latin America has utterly and horribly failed however at getting a single piece for the computer I had requested: A power source. Those I can get here at a Hardware store, so Dell can go to hell.

I know you are probably aware of how much Dell sucks. I am not saying anything new, innovative, or sexy, but I am still amazed that it took me 1 hour to order a computer, 1 month and a half to NOT get a computer, and 5 minutes to cancel the purchase to said computer.
Why would I have ever taken the bother to try to wade through a sea of incompetence such as Dell? Well in other words the computer was worth it, but after such a show of incompetence I will get a new one from another source (A Frankenstein, to be more precise) and then i will be back to Team Fortress 2. I will also have Left 4 Dead, and Left 4 Dead 2 for more fun times.

Truthfully, it lays far beyond me the ability to sate the garish presence of this: A journal.

Though I welcome the various amusing, and even hale accomplishments of others upon the ministrations they lavish their Journals with, I find that I have no use for this. Not much to communicate via this media when all there is here is a dull, vexatious skunk which finding himself with no skill to boast about or even share with whoever would care for, is just a waste of time.

SO ILL JUST WRIET IN CAPS AND LURKS SOME MOAR.