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Posted 18 years agogood news bad news
Posted 18 years agogood news for me... bad news for... me =P
im going to draw a selfportrait
bystander-" (gasp)of who sammy!"
Me-"why me ofcourse!"
haha enough ofjokes (btw someone actually asked me that) but i need to do a self portrait -good news
bad news- i cant do photography for shit. and i cant work without a reference. i tried the whole mirror thing, i hate it though. oh well. end rant here.
no here...
im going to draw a selfportrait
bystander-" (gasp)of who sammy!"
Me-"why me ofcourse!"
haha enough ofjokes (btw someone actually asked me that) but i need to do a self portrait -good news
bad news- i cant do photography for shit. and i cant work without a reference. i tried the whole mirror thing, i hate it though. oh well. end rant here.
no here...
I DID IT!!! yay
Posted 18 years agoi have asked the local zoo if they would consider exhibiting a human (me in specific) haha, this will all be hilarious if i can pull this off, people will pay to see a kid behind glass... surrounded by junk food, watching tv.... and doing other stupid human stuff! yay, i know its unlikely but if it works this will be awesome!
im interested in hearing their reply.
im interested in hearing their reply.
ARTIST=OPINION.
Posted 18 years agoartist is merely opinion, you can go to school and earn the titles... and you may not consider yourself an artist, or it can be the opposite, in my expierience with schooling they never taught me anything i didnt know or couldnt find out by myself. all they did was give me a reason to work because my grades were dependant. but grades dont make art, people do. in my opinion i consider myself an artist, so therefore to me i think therefore i am. if i believe im batman then god damn i'm batman, because i believe it. artist isnt an occupational title alone, its a lifestyle and im damn certain i never went to school to learn how to live.
im sure most all of you have read the idiocracy proposed in the recent epic journal. pro or con to what he says theyre all missing it. theyre are all correct in their replies because they believe so, if you believe you are right, you are. but nobody truly KNOWS anything because nothing in this universe has irrefutable proof of its truth, just like i dont know the truth of anything i am speaking because its all one damn opinion that is mine and mine alone. but unfortunately the confidence and pomposity of opinions are shaping what everyone is accepting as truth. true knowledge exists in simply understanding that you know nothing, nothing in my opinion aside from what you personally accept as what you know and not merely believe. understand?
im sure most all of you have read the idiocracy proposed in the recent epic journal. pro or con to what he says theyre all missing it. theyre are all correct in their replies because they believe so, if you believe you are right, you are. but nobody truly KNOWS anything because nothing in this universe has irrefutable proof of its truth, just like i dont know the truth of anything i am speaking because its all one damn opinion that is mine and mine alone. but unfortunately the confidence and pomposity of opinions are shaping what everyone is accepting as truth. true knowledge exists in simply understanding that you know nothing, nothing in my opinion aside from what you personally accept as what you know and not merely believe. understand?
am i a loony?
Posted 18 years agogreetings in all, how he is each one I am proud in order to I announce that... waiting does not exist nothing that announces curse of curse of curse, cannot draw... beloved pen of mine, she is broken and I have such motive and me it prompts in the lunacy, I would sell the soul me the I this I would worth of a likeable pen. in thee that plageth i beset curses... OH well, how you are all this fine day.
PsychoWyrm Contest^^
Posted 18 years agohere is it!!!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/103241/
hahaha, the prize is weird but awesome nonetheless
and i am entering, i need competiton.
read more at the link posted above... have a wonderful fuckin day.^^haha
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/103241/
hahaha, the prize is weird but awesome nonetheless
and i am entering, i need competiton.
read more at the link posted above... have a wonderful fuckin day.^^haha
oh joy, how hath thou found me
Posted 18 years agoit was science class, chem 1... i sat lost in thought ignoring the pre lab safety drills. the sun is young and the fog is faint. i awake to find that i have been blessed with toxic chemicals... oh joy how hath thou found me? i followed orders without difficulty.
125 Ml liquid A, stired with 100 Ml liquid B until emulsion occurs... then slowly add NaH+2 to the foamy elixer... the recipe for homemade soap would prove to be ever so horrific. oh joy how hath thou found me.
the elixer of cleansing requires 30 minutes of stirring until a paste begins to formulate... at this point we are allowed to include a pleasant fragrance to our concoction such as perfume or body spray.
mine proves to be the undoing of all preceding safety. my wonderous cleansing product proved to be somewhat the opposite. a wonderous instrument of destuction... oh joy oh joy how hath thou blessed me with fortune. i slowly poured my elixer into the mold and instantaeneosly the liquid rebelled its mold in acidic anger melting the platic to puddles, it even coroded the tinfoil to flakes... a gaseous cloud of fumes potentially dangerous devoured my entire head in white mist that burned my open nostrils... oddly it tasted of grapes. i smile with such joy i forget i'm the one in harms way. the room in a panic the teacher screaming in fear " Oh MY GOD!!!! GET YOUR FACE OUT OF THAT!!!!" oh joy how hath thou graced me with pride.
their panicked faces flee the room further spreading the disease of fear through the school. evryone is laughing at this point when they realize their not going spit up the chared remains of their internals.
i was searched the most for damage as i was the one who took the majority of the fragrant cloud. i lied and said i was perfectly fine, i dont think its serious i only had a killer head ache and sore breathing.
possibly coincidental but ive slept about 80% of this entire week end since the incident. so much humorous panic, so much burning gas... oh joy how hath thou found me.
i only wish i could share my joy with you all.
125 Ml liquid A, stired with 100 Ml liquid B until emulsion occurs... then slowly add NaH+2 to the foamy elixer... the recipe for homemade soap would prove to be ever so horrific. oh joy how hath thou found me.
the elixer of cleansing requires 30 minutes of stirring until a paste begins to formulate... at this point we are allowed to include a pleasant fragrance to our concoction such as perfume or body spray.
mine proves to be the undoing of all preceding safety. my wonderous cleansing product proved to be somewhat the opposite. a wonderous instrument of destuction... oh joy oh joy how hath thou blessed me with fortune. i slowly poured my elixer into the mold and instantaeneosly the liquid rebelled its mold in acidic anger melting the platic to puddles, it even coroded the tinfoil to flakes... a gaseous cloud of fumes potentially dangerous devoured my entire head in white mist that burned my open nostrils... oddly it tasted of grapes. i smile with such joy i forget i'm the one in harms way. the room in a panic the teacher screaming in fear " Oh MY GOD!!!! GET YOUR FACE OUT OF THAT!!!!" oh joy how hath thou graced me with pride.
their panicked faces flee the room further spreading the disease of fear through the school. evryone is laughing at this point when they realize their not going spit up the chared remains of their internals.
i was searched the most for damage as i was the one who took the majority of the fragrant cloud. i lied and said i was perfectly fine, i dont think its serious i only had a killer head ache and sore breathing.
possibly coincidental but ive slept about 80% of this entire week end since the incident. so much humorous panic, so much burning gas... oh joy how hath thou found me.
i only wish i could share my joy with you all.
i bee taggeded!!
Posted 18 years ago"The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things/hates about yourself" and people who get tagged MUST write a journal about their 6 weird habits/things/hates as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" on their User Page comments and tell them to read yours."
weird things... ok
1.my favorite drawing position is on my back like michaelangelo painting a cieling. i feel optimistic looking upward, and on non-windy nights i like drawing on my back outside.
2. i hate this one. it seems as though i have the da vinci curse, when i start a drawing i'm really into i often lose interest in it really fast or close to finish and i never return. like one time i tried to recreate the last supper in ink/ comic style (cept instead of jesus and diciples me timmy and bob... and zombies) ( also done by da vinci) and i worked for 7 hrs straight got 10% done and quit.
3.i like going to the park at night and peeing on the slides or swings... one time the monkey bars.
4.when no one is looking i pretend i am batman. i still have the cape and the mask my aunt made me when i was 5... i even won that motorized batmobile for kids when McDonalds had the contest. it was stolen... *sniff
5.one time i ate a black gummybear out of a wal-mart parking lot ( heh, turns out they dont make black... stupid me.) but it tasted fine. theory" no matter what you do to a gummybear, it always taste like a gummybear- even if you changed its molecular structure" and thats the only candy you can find like that, a hersheys kiss would taste like rotten flesh with parking lot in it.
6 and lastly this- i make sad attempts whenever i get a tootsie pop from the bank i try to see exactly how many licks it takes to get to the center of it, by the way if you do try, make sure you have a free 36 hrs and a durable toungue, i've only got to the thousands.
and that is all... almost... at least as much as i am willing to share with you strange people.
tagged
Katra
NailBunny
Seregi
Arctic
Socrates
Pipkin.
weird things... ok
1.my favorite drawing position is on my back like michaelangelo painting a cieling. i feel optimistic looking upward, and on non-windy nights i like drawing on my back outside.
2. i hate this one. it seems as though i have the da vinci curse, when i start a drawing i'm really into i often lose interest in it really fast or close to finish and i never return. like one time i tried to recreate the last supper in ink/ comic style (cept instead of jesus and diciples me timmy and bob... and zombies) ( also done by da vinci) and i worked for 7 hrs straight got 10% done and quit.
3.i like going to the park at night and peeing on the slides or swings... one time the monkey bars.
4.when no one is looking i pretend i am batman. i still have the cape and the mask my aunt made me when i was 5... i even won that motorized batmobile for kids when McDonalds had the contest. it was stolen... *sniff
5.one time i ate a black gummybear out of a wal-mart parking lot ( heh, turns out they dont make black... stupid me.) but it tasted fine. theory" no matter what you do to a gummybear, it always taste like a gummybear- even if you changed its molecular structure" and thats the only candy you can find like that, a hersheys kiss would taste like rotten flesh with parking lot in it.
6 and lastly this- i make sad attempts whenever i get a tootsie pop from the bank i try to see exactly how many licks it takes to get to the center of it, by the way if you do try, make sure you have a free 36 hrs and a durable toungue, i've only got to the thousands.
and that is all... almost... at least as much as i am willing to share with you strange people.
tagged
Katra
NailBunny
Seregi
Arctic
Socrates
Pipkin.
apologies
Posted 18 years agoi would like to take time to apollogize to those i still owe drawings too, nothing personal ive just got an interview coming up soon for GSA ( govonors school for the arts)
i have two weeks to get 4 drawings completed and presentable for the judges. if i pass my interview i'll get into a 3 week art program and maybe i'll learn something... if not then i get away from this hell hole for a bit.
well, if i owe you a drawing sorry again... im not dropping the project just delaying it til my interview blows over. Zai jian.
i have two weeks to get 4 drawings completed and presentable for the judges. if i pass my interview i'll get into a 3 week art program and maybe i'll learn something... if not then i get away from this hell hole for a bit.
well, if i owe you a drawing sorry again... im not dropping the project just delaying it til my interview blows over. Zai jian.
requests
Posted 18 years agoheres the deal... i am bored... so i've reserved 10 free requests for all the people here of FA that watch me... or dont i dont care.
heres the deal you must offer me a request now or in the future when you can.
1-random weapons for Mark
2-sarkara for joe
3-ArskaTheMan - avian girl
4-beast for NailBunny
5-vampirezombeekitty for katra
6-Maury for Pipkin
7-seregei in crazy place for seregei
8- warp fluffles for PsychoWyrm
9-
10-
hope you requeset. 3 left yo, get crackin'!
heres the deal you must offer me a request now or in the future when you can.
1-random weapons for Mark
2-sarkara for joe
3-ArskaTheMan - avian girl
4-beast for NailBunny
5-vampirezombeekitty for katra
6-Maury for Pipkin
7-seregei in crazy place for seregei
8- warp fluffles for PsychoWyrm
9-
10-
hope you requeset. 3 left yo, get crackin'!
