[x] you meow/bark to get attention
[x] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[x] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[ ] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total: 3

[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[ ] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car.
[x] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 3

[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[x] you enjoy scaring birds
[x] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[x] you bite people if they annoy you
[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[ ] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 4

[x] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[x] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[x] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 4

[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 4

[x] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[x] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[ ] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[x] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 4

[x] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[x] you refer to your self as an animal
[ ] your username has something to do with animals
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 4

[x] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[x] you like to say hi to strangers
[x] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[x] people think you act like a pet
[x] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[ ]if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 5

Final total: 31

Take your score and multiply it by 2
Put your title as "I'm _% Furry"

44 Odd Things You Don't Know About Me

1. Do you like blue cheese? No

2. Have you ever smoked? Yes, still do occasionally

3. Do you own a gun? Yes, Two

4. What is your favorite flavor? Chocolate or Mint

5. Do you get nervous before Doctor visits? No

6. What do you think of hot dogs? Black Angus Hot Dogs!!!

7. Favorite Movie? Saving Private Ryan or Star Trek Nemesis

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Sweet Tea all day long!!

9. Do you do push ups? When getting off the ground from working on a car or something.

10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry? Leather Bracelet with a star trek symbol on it.

11. Favorite hobby? Working on cars and home modification

12. Do you have A.D.D.? Yes, though not diagnosed or treated

13. What’s the one thing you dislike about yourself? My self esteem

14. What is your middle name? James

15. Name three thoughts at this moment: Cloths are so over rated, I should probably eat something, What movies should be played at MFM?

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Sweet Tea, Coke, Water

17. Current worry? What is my purpose? Do I have one?

18. Current annoyance right now? Not enough hours in a day

19. Favorite place to be? Home, where ever that is/ where ever my few close friends are.

20. How do you ring in the new year? Sex is always a good way >_>

21. Where would you like to go? To lake Erie, love the water

22. Name three people who will complete this? The people that have already done it

23. Do you own slippers? Yes, but i don't wear them

24. What color shirt are you wearing right now? It would have to be clear

25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? Don't know, nut flannel sheets are awesome in the winter

26. Can you whistle? Yes, very well.

27. What are your favorite colors? Natural greens and browns

28. Would you be a pirate? No, not my thing

29. What songs do you sing in the shower? none

30. Favorite girls name? Jessica and Alyson

31. Favorite boys name? William and Jim

32. What’s in your pocket right now? No Pockets!

33. Last thing that made you laugh? Dr. House

34. Best toy as a child? Air rifle if that counts, if not then a home laser tag set up

35. Worst injury you ever had? Emotionally... broken heart, physically knee injury

36. Where would you love to live? As much as I hate it, probably back in Ohio

37. How many TV’s do you have? 2 that are mine, 5 in the house

38. Who is your loudest friend? Ben

39. How many dogs do you have? 1, Shadow

40. Does someone trust you? Yes

41. What book are you reading at the moment? None

42. What’s your favorite candy? Chocolate

43. What’s your favorite sports team? None

44. Favorite month? October

GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!!
All sites will have their down times and problems. Unless you intend on getting your own servers and running your own website you will have those problems. You can be happy that FA offers a free location to display and find art or good riddance. Getting so tired of seeing dozens of journals of people complaining about moving to other sites every time there is a hiccup in the system. Grow up, or see you later.

MFF MEME!

Where are you staying?
Off site hotel, possibly at a friend's house

What day are you getting there?
Probably Thursday

How long are you going?
The whole weekend, probably leave on Monday

How are you traveling?
Driving

Who will you be rooming with?
 farellemoon

Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Farelle and who ever else I come across

How is the best way to find you?
Will likely look lost trying to decide on where to go

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Yell my name, tap on the shoulder, a hug is always a nice method as well.

Are there any panels/events you might be attending?
Never been to this one so I don't know what all they offer. Just going to wing it and see what happens

Are you arranging any photoshoots?
No

Will you be going to parties?
Wouldn't mind going to one or two but have no idea how to find them.

What suits will you be bringing?
None.

Are you mated/in a relationship?
Complicated

Can I hug you?
Yes please! I need them

Can I talk to you?
I will talk to anyone.

Can I give you stuff?
Not sure why you would want to but I won't complain.

Are you doing art at this convention?
No, not much of an artist.

Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Floating around

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
You can ask, but I have no idea what plans for food will be.

Can I take your picture?
sure

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Meet new people and get some hugs along the way.

How can I contact you?
Skype is FranklinAlltop
Can also give out number if asked.

A- Age:
27, I'll be 28 October 24th

B- Biggest fear:
Not being good enough.

C- Cold weather or Warm weather?:
Cold. I can always put on more clothing, I get yelled at if i take off too much.

D- Drink you last had:
McDonald's Sweet Tea

E- Extraterrestrials (Aliens), are they real?:
Plenty of room out there

F- First thing you do when you woke up:
Be angry that my job makes me get up so early, put on work uniform and head to work.

G- Ghosts, are they real?:
Most things can be explained logically. That being said, many things can not. I definitely feel there are spirits around us of some kind.

H- How tall are you?:
5'11''

I- In love with someone:
Long, painful story

J- Jealous of someone (Just answer Yes or No):
Yes

K- Killed Someone?:
very nearly myself

L- Last time you cried?:
Abut a month ago, maybe less.

M- Music genre you hate the most:
Most kinds of rap

N- Newest acquisition:
An amazing friend

O- One Wish:
The opportunity to raise and be a part of a loving family.

P- Pie, which flavor you like the most?:
Strawberry Delight or Pumpkin

Q- Question you usually ask:
Do you need help?

R- Reason to smile:
Friends, that is about it right now.

S- Song you like the most:
Recently, Sound the Bugle by Bryan Adams

T- Time you woke up:
7:30 AM

U- Underwear Color:
Green

V- Video Game you like the most:
Halo Series

W- Worst Habit:
Apologizing for everything.

X- X-Rays you've had:
teeth, arm, hand, foot, back

Y- Your favorite food:
Hamburgers and pasta

Z- Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Trek
2. Frank
3. I don't count pet names so I think that is it.

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. addictedtrekkie
2. I think that is it
3. n/a

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. Read this meme
2. Looked at tax information
3. Removed clothing

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Problem solving - I often come up with ways to deal with something that others overlook
2. Devoted friend - If one of my friends is in trouble I will do all I can for them
3. Open Minded - I try to consider all sides of an issue and avoid bias even if I don't like the information I get

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I tend to get angry very quickly at people that are being ass holes.
2. I can be way too lazy and will sleep my day away or play games far to late
3. I tend to take control of a situation, even when I don't need to and I often don't realize I am doing it.

THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. Irish
2. German
3. Light mix of other European countries.

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. Failure (almost to the point of being irrational)
2. Disappointing someone (kind of plays into #1)
3. Loosing my wife and friends and being completely alone

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Head phones
2. glasses
3. that's about it.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. pocket knife
2. coke
3. food of some kind

THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. my ring *wedding ring*
2. my shotgun * my 18th birthday present
3. my blankets *I have one that my grandmother made me when I was born (or close to it) And one that my wife mad me for Christmas*

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Johnny Cash
2. Weird Al Yankavic
3. 2Cellos

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. Spend time doing nothing with my wife
2. be told that I am doing well at anything
3. walk around a junk yard or work on a car with my best friend

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Shadows by Lindsey Sterling
2. Like the Rain by Clint Black
3. The Catalyst by Linkin Park

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Not being in debt
2. keep a job for more than a year
3. add a third member to the family

THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
1. Not finishing diesel tech school
2. My past financial choices
3. I never asked my father-in-law for my wife's hand

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Trust with no reservations
2. A need to fulfill the other
3. The strength to hold me up when I falter

THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
1. Not much that I think matters. I help those in need that I can
2. emotional support to anyone that needs it
3. Someone willing to work hard for everything I get in life *which seems to be more scarce these days*

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in order):
1. I make a living playing with oversize Tonka toys
2. I will defend those I care about to the death
3. I want visit another country

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE / SAME SEX:
1. Boobs are awesome, fact of life.
2. Curves are awesome too, great for cuddles.
3. They HAVE to smile!!! A smile can make anyone look amazing.

THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE / SAME SEX:
1. Respect for themselves and those around them.
2. Understanding, no mater what the situation is.
3. Supportive, I want to know that they will be there for me if I ever fall apart.

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Let someone make other's lives harder
2. Let someone else work on my cars
3. Stand up for myself, I am very weak when it comes to that, standing up for others is a different story

THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
1. Simplicity of life before I got older and learned I don't know anything.
2. Groups of friends that came and went.
3. Being able to go where ever and do what ever I want *an easy sacrifice for what I have now though*

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. An Xbox One and the Mater Chief collection would be awesome
2. Someone to tell me that they are proud of me.
3. A child

THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. My parents did an amazing job teaching me morals, values, and ethics.
2. I have amazing friends that support me and help me be who I want to be.
3. I see what the world is becoming and want to be part of changing that.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Auto mechanics
2. Video games are great for relaxing.
3. Writing, though I don't do it often.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Give my wife a big hug
2. Continue writing a story I have been working on with my best friend
3. Test out my boat that I fixed last Autumn, but is to freaking cold.

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Mechanic for Caterpillar *on that path now*
2. If 1 falls through I enjoy cable work *like Time Warner Cable*
3. If 1 and 2 fail I would probably look into automotive mechanics.

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
1. I want to see the Great Redwoods before I die.
2. A beautiful Couples Retreat in Tennessee close to the Smoky Mountains
3. A quiet beach somewhere with nothing better to do but relax and enjoy my wife's company

THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:
1. Bugs Bunny *before they ruined him by making him politically correct*
2. Batman from the animated series
3. Iron Man from his animated series

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. See the great redwoods
2. Look around a room and see my children and their children enjoying each others company
3. Drive a military Deuce

Are You Afraid Of:
[ ] the dark
[ ] staying single forever
[ ] being a parent
[ ] giving birth
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[x] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants

Total so far: 1

[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[ ] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder / lightning
[ ] frogs / toads
[ ] girlfriend's / boyfriend's dad
[ ] girlfriend's / boyfriend's mom
[ ] rats
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow

Total so far: 3

[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[ ] falling
[ ] clowns
[ ] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors / dentists
[ ] tornadoes

Total so far: 3

[ ] hurricanes
[ ] incurable diseases
[x] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] becoming blind
[ ] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up

Total so far: 5

[ ] creepy noises in the night
[x] bee stings
[x] not accomplishing my dreams / goals
[ ] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
[ ] super secrets

Total: 7

If you wish to post this journal, it's been requested that you title it, "I'm afraid of __ out of 72 fears"

if you get more than 30, I highly suggest counseling
if you get more than 20, you're paranoid
if you get 10-20, you're normal
if you get under 10, you're fearless

Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $10.00
[ ] Blonde - $7.50
[ ] Black - $1.50
[ ] Bald - $0.50
[ ] Other - $5.00

$10.00

Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $5.00
[ ] Green - $10.00
[x] Blue - $15.00
[ ] Hazel - $7.50
[ ] Other - $1.50

$25.00

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $20.00
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $17.50
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $15.00
[x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $7.50
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $8.50
[ ] Under 5′4 - $9.50

$32.50

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $17.50
[ ] 46 to 50 - $15.00
[ ] 41 to 45 - $12.50
[ ] 31 to 40 - $10.00
[x] 26 to 30 - $7.50
[ ] 21 to 25 - $5.00
[ ] 19 to 20 - $2.50
[ ] 0 to 18 - $10.00

$40.00

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $75.00
[x] First Born - $32.00
[ ] Only Child - $25.00
[ ] Second born - $15.00
[ ] Middle child - $10.00
[ ] Last Born - $10.00
[ ] third born - $55.00
[ ] fourth born - $30.00
[ ] fifth born - $40.00
[ ] sixth born -$21.50

$72.00

Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $40.00
[x] Only Holidays or Occasions - $25.00
[ ] Sometimes - $21.50
[ ] YES - $20.00
[ ] only weekends - $30.00
[ ] Every other day - $5.00
[ ] Once a day - $1.50
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[ ] No - $60.00

$97.00

Vision?
[ ] perfect vision $40.00
[ ] need/have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $20.00
[ ] No correction $10.00
[x] Glasses $5.00
[ ] contacts $2.50
[ ] Surgical correction -$10.00

$102.00

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $30.00
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $25.00
[x] 11 to 12 - $40.00
[ ] 7 to 10 - $50.00
[ ] Under 7- $45.00

$142.00

Favorite Colors (two):
[x] Green-$75.00
[ ] Red - $60.00
[ ] Black - $10.00
[ ] Yellow -$47.50
[x] Brown - $30.00
[ ] Purple - $22.50
[ ] White - $40.00
[ ] Aqua - $35.00
[ ] Orange - $30.00
[ ] Blue - $30.00
[ ] Pink - $10.00
[ ] Other - $50.00

$247.00

Letter your middle name(s) start with:
[ ] a-f - $5.00
[x] g-k - $17.50
[ ] l-p - $30.00
[ ] q-u - $35.00
[ ] v-z -$25.0

$264.50

Bedroom walls - select all that apply!
[x] white - $11.00
[ ] green - $33.00
[ ] black - $11.00
[ ] purple - $22.00
[ ] orange/red/yellow - $33.00
[ ] blue - $22.00
[ ] other - $35.00

$275.50

First letter of the person you last talked to
[ ] a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i - $10.00
[ ] j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r - $5.00
[x] s,t,u,v,w,x,y - $20.00
[ ] z - $25.00

$295.50

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x] Nope - $100.00
[ ] some - $75.00

Total: $395.50

Re-Post as "I Cost $ ______ a Night"

Can the crying stop now? Yes, FA was down for a few days due to hardware and software failures. You know what?! That happens. Especially with a server with this much traffic. If you can't handle your forum going down for a few days an the rare occasion, make your own. And good luck with that. Also to all those whining about switching to Weasly. Do you really think they won't ever have a similar issue? It is all man made and there for will break eventually. Especially as they handle heavier traffic.
In conclusion, if you all would please find something more meaningful to cry about or at least find somewhere else to cry about, it would be most appreciated. Those of us with plenty of problems in the real world get tired of hearing it.

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Dear Shinji

I don't really know how to tell you this, but You're a leprechaun. I think I realized it Last year when you peed your pants In your apartment and I saw you Hit on My boyfriend. I'm sure you're Sterile enough to understand How awful you are. I'm returning your Your toe ring but keeping Your neighbors dog as a memory. You should also know that I Told my psychiatrist about the bruises and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.

Best of luck on the sex change,

~Trek Raccoon

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How to do this meme:

***Dear (person of your choice,)

I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when you (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),

~(your name)

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1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - you're new world emperor,

She is raffling a picture of your pet (real pet) all you have to do is post on the journal with a link to your pat, it's name, the medium you would like and a link to a journal you have pimping it! Take a look, but hurry, almost our of time!!!!!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4606885/

I just ate 2 frozen burritos, 2 slices of cinnamon toast, and drank some nesquick milk! I haven't done that in a while, and it was great!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apparently the government is trying to pass a list of "acceptable" pets and domestic animals. If this bill passes, any animal that is not listed, will be collected and "destroyed". Animals specifically not on the "acceptable" list include all reptiles, amphibians, arachnids, insects, all birds but canarys, all fish but gold fish, rats/mice, sugar gliders, hedgehogs, chinchillas, degus. These animals would be collected and destroyed. I am not making this up and it is not some idiot trying to get attention. it is an actual bill being put through the passes.

Here is the government site outlining the bill
http://beta.congress.gov/bill/113th.....-bill/996/text

here is a site that dumbs it down so we can understand what is going on.
http://www.change.org/petitions/uni.....evention-act-2

This needs stopped, spread the word

Stolen from  rucksack


001. Real name:
Frank

002. Nick name:
None other than pet names and one my mother uses on occasion

003. Zodiac sign?
Scorpio / Rabbit

004. Male or female?
Male, very very male

005. Elementary?
Greentown

006. Middle School?
Hoover

007. High School?
Hoover

008. Hair color?
brown

009. Long or short?
short

010. Loud or Quiet?
quiet unless around friends

011. Sweats or Jeans?
Jeans' sweats make me sweat, and they don't hold up to rough work

012. Phone or Camera?
phone, no point in carrying and extra item

013. Health freak?
I scare them! lol

014. Drink or Smoke?
hard cider once a month and a cigar rarely

015. Do you have a crush on someone?
My skunk, when she isn't threatening to spray me! lol

016. Eat or Drink?
i have been known to go out to eat just to get something cold and bottomless to drink

017. Piercings?
there are lots of holes in my memory if that counts

018. Tattoos?
no, not big on pain

019. Have you ever been in an airplane?
Yes, to Florida and back when i was young

020. Have you ever been in a relationship?
Yes

021. Have you ever been in a car accident?
Yes, my poor truck

022. Have you ever been in a fist fight?
Yes, didn't do much for myself though

023. First piercing?
N/A

024. First best friend?
Kid named Zack, got heeled back in 4th grade and never really saw him again

025. First award?
Arrow of Light (Cub Scouts)

026. First crush?
All i remember is her name was Jessica and some days she refused to be seen with me while others she would run across the play ground holding my hand

028. First big vacation?
Florida, thanks to the Make-A-Wish foundation, I think i was in middle school

029. Last person you talked to?
My Boss

030. Last person you IM'd?
Craig

031. Last person you watched a movie with?
Just finished Lady and the Tramp with Shinji (ruck)

032. Last food you ate?
a plate of different kinds of leftovers.

033. Last movie you watched?
Lady and the Tramp

034. Last song you listened to?
intensionaly, "The Final Countdown"

035. Last thing you bought?
Dinner with Shinji and some friends

036. Last person you hugged?
Shinji

037. Favorite Food?
I don't know :[ Anything spicy? Or fruit.

038. Favorite Drinks?
Coca Cola

039. Favorite Clothing?
well warn't Dickie work pants and a forest green button front or t-shirt and my leather hat

040. Favorite Books?
Michelle Criten (late)

041. Favorite Music
Country

042. Favorite Flowers?
the one in Shinji's hair

043. Favorite Colors?
Dark greens, browns, tans, and dark blue for work clothes

044. Favorite Movies?
Star Trek, Saving private Ryan

045. Favorite Positions?
Missionary lol

046. Favorite Subjects?
Science (not biology) and Math

IN 2012 I...

047. [x] Kissed in the snow.
048. [x] Celebrated Halloween
049. [ ] Had your heart broken
050. [x] Went over the minutes on your cell phone
051. [ ] someone questioned your sexual orientation
052. [ ] Came out of the closet
053. [ ] Gotten pregnant
054. [ ] Had an abortion
055. [x] Done something you've regretted
056. [x] Broke a promise
057. [x] Had a secret
058. [x] Pretended to be happy
059. [ ] Met someone who changed your life
060. [ ] Pretended to be sick
061. [ ] Left the country
062. [ ] Tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it
063. [ ] Traveled to high mountains.
064. [ ] Ran a lot on the beach
065. [ ] Live on a beach
066. [ ] Stayed single a whole year

CURRENTLY:

067. Eating?
Cake

068. Drinking?
Water

069. I'm about to do?
Shut down for the night

070. Listening to?
the sound of silence and my keyboard clicking lol

071. Plans for today?
now... sleep

072. Waiting for?
Finish this freaking thing

YOUR FUTURE:

073. Want kids?
YES!! but not sure I'm ready yet

074. Want to get married?
Too Late

075. Careers in mind?
One day i would like to work for Caterpillar (construction equipment)

OR OR:

076. Lips or eyes?
lips taste better

077. Shorter or taller?
short makes me feel like a protector

078. Romantic or spontaneous?
both with an emphasis on spontaneous

079. Nice stomach or nice arms?
Stomach

080. Sensitive or loud?
sensitive, loud is annoying

081. Hook-up or relationship?
Relationship

082. Trouble-maker or hesitant?
If you don't get into a little trouble, you don't have enough fun

HAVE YOU EVER:

083. Lost glasses/contacts?
Yes, in a pool

084. Ran away from home?
was packed and ready once, never did it

086. Killed somebody/thing?
No (other than a few cars)

087. Broken someone's heart?
Possible, not on purpose

088. Been arrested?
...Yes, don't ask

089. Cried when someone died?
Still do

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

090. Yourself?
when someone else believes in me

091. Miracles?
Every Day

092. Love at first sight?
Attraction maybe

093. Heaven?
No doubts in my mind

094. Santa Claus?
I would love to see him try to fit down some of the chimneys i clean

095. Sex on the first date?
that's not a date

096. Kiss on the first date?
Maybe

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

097. Is there one person you want to be with right now?
most every day of my life (except when she is mad)

098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life?
No, but that is what makes me work harder

099. Do you believe in God?
Whole heartedly

100. Post as 100 truths and tag 20 people?
... NO

I am looking to get one of these as a home phone, as my wife and I only have some pas-as-you-go phones. I have seen some mixed reviews on them, anywhere from love it and used it for years to junk do not touch it. Does anyone have any first hand experience with them that could give me some advise?

1. Are you single or taken?
ball-and-chained lol

2. Chocolate or flowers?
i guess chocolate, i LOVE backed goods. Not big on flowers, unless i am giving them

3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
surprise my skunk, as usual lol

4. Do you like anyone?
maybe <3

5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
kind of

6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
my wife and the bed

7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
I am a hopeless romantic, so yes, kind of. More giving than anything else

8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
possibly in highschool

9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
I have several times and probably will again

10. Do you believe in Cupid?
the story character? yes, right up there with Mr. Clause and Jack Frost

11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
they used to, mom would bring up breakfast in bead! soooo awesome

12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
no, am too lazy

13. Do you like candy hearts?
no, they are gross (unless you get the sweet tart things)

14. What is something you got last Valentines?
awesome art!

15. Is Valentines depressing?
it used to be, when i didn't think i would ever have anyone to enjoy it with

16. How is your love life?
Lovable! lol

17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
no

18. How many roses would you want to receive?
somewhere in the neighborhood of zero

19. Will you have a girlfriend/boyfriend this Valentines day?
a cute girlfriend! just don't tell my ball and chain! lol

20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
kind of, feels like more of a personal requirement to me though

21. Who was your last Valentine from?
My skunk

22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
My skunk

23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from
My skunk, and maybe a few friends

24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
none, i let my artistic secretary (wife) handle that

25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
all through school, no one really cared then

26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single day?
probably in elementary school when it was required

27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
no

28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
several times, was to shy in school

29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
no need

30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
a kiss

31. What was the worst?
not receiving one at all (aside from my mom)

32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
no

end

I did  bloodwriter so now i have to do one of my own. Comment on this journal and I"ll tell you all this info

1. Tell you something i learned about you by looking at you FA page for 13 seconds
2. Tell you the color you remind me of
3. Tell you my first memory of you
4. Ask you a question
5. Tell you something I like about you
6. Tell you the object that is in front of me
7. Dare you to do this journal

May we all remember 2012 fondly and learn from the mistakes of last year as we turn them into lessons for 2013. May we all be blessed with wisdom, strength, and patience this coming year while we push man kind ever further tourds great discovery, and who knows, maybe even peace. Good luck to you all and may what ever greater being you believe in (if any) watch over you and protect you.
Happy 2013 every one!

And to anyone who actually believed that 2012 doomsday crap... HAHAHAHAHAHA Next time, worry about today rather than something tomorrow you can't change anyway.

HOW OLD DO YOU ACT? (I'm really bored, can you tell?)

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[x] You own a credit card.
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting

TOTAL SO FAR: 7

[x] You show(ed) up for school/work on time.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention/written up for something.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.

TOTAL SO FAR: 12

[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 17

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.

TOTAL SO FAR: 22

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] You have more bills than you can pay.
[ ] You pays your bills on time or in advance.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[x] You make your bed in the morning.

TOTAL SO FAR: 27

[x] You have filed a tax return
[x] You have used a pay phone
[x] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[x] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[x] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[x] You still have and use a VCR

My Age: 33

Real Age: 25

Now i feel older, great

The awesome artist  shadesofgreen is having a free raffle! Her art is great and definitely worth looking at.

Her journal is here:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4169494/

Check her out and add your name to the list!

I have been keeping tabs on a government petition website and i stumbled across this petition

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pe.....legal/zl93jC5w

I figured it was a general petition against Westboro and their stupid stunts. however, to my horror, it is far worse. As the petition reads, it has not even been a week since the school shooting and the people of Westboro are already making statements that they will be picketing the funerals of the dead children and praising the will of God.

These people are not human. nor are they any part of the family of God that i aline with. There is also a second petition here:

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pe.....paign=shorturl

This petition wants to designate Westboro as a hate group so that they can no longer hide behind the first amendment to pull these horrific stunts.

These people need stooped NOW, Please help by making an account to the website (which is really easy) and adding your name to these petitions.

Show the government that this kind of behavior will not be tolerated buy us any more and that there are consequences for your actions.

NO MORE PICKETING THE FUNERALS OF DEAD SOLDERS AND CHILDREN!!!!!

I am considering going into the military. Army to be exact. gunning for a mechanic position. but i am really struggling with the decision. I am in a huge job rut going no were fast. especially since i am unemployed. Bills are coming in, money is going out and i am running out of time. I feel that the military would help me substantially and help me and my wife get somewhere more secure in the long run. especially since i am hoping to have kids in the future. It would help me know what I am expected to be and become. But that is a lot of stress both on me and my wife. As well as the small issue that i know it will rip my mom's heart out. I am just not sure what to do. any active or past military on here able to give some advice. even families with military members. your thoughts would be valuable to me.

1) What is your partner's name?
Shinji - :shinji:

2) How old are they?
23

3) How did you meet?
Small con in PA. We both went on a whim and met and never separated

4) What attracted you to them?
She was cute, not full of her self, and not prepy. And i woke up on the side of a hill in the park to her scratching my back softly

5) How long before you started dating?
in the first 3 months we could count the days we didn't see each other on one hand

6) How did you propose dating?
I am pretty sure she said something about her mom thinking we were dating, i asked if that is what she wanted and she said it was. I was happy to have found someone that just wanted to be near me

7) Who said I LOVE YOU first?
not sure.

8) How often do you see your partner?
every day

9) What was the last gift he gave you?
I attempted to do dinner, wine, and a good movie. turned into dinner, koolaid, and family guy X(

10) Where do they sleep in the bed?
i sleep to the right with the dog on the floor next to me and she is on the left

11)What is their favorite color?
orange i believe, though a lot of pinks have been floating around lately

12) Have they introduced you to new friends?
yes, mostly scary ones

13) Have you broken up before?
stormed out the door a few times, but never actual broke up

14) What is their favorite genre of music?
ska and this wierd kind of rock. (shudders)

15) How long have you been dating?
started dating on October 12th, 2008 (yes, i do remember the date) so 3.5 years

16) Are you the best they've had?
don't know for sure, don't talk about it much. I seem to be the most romantic

17) Do you baby your S/O?
YES, too much sometimes

18) Do their parents like you?
From what i can tell, lived with her father for about a year and a half

19) How do you feel about your relationship right now?
young, but getting stronger. communication still needs work

20) Are they the best you've ever had?
The only i have ever had. first date, first kiss, first... well you get the idea

21) Do you see room for improvement?
any one who doesn't is in a relationship bound to fail. initiative would be my big one.

22) How good are they in bed?
never slept with any one else, or even seen anyone else naked for that matter. so i cant really say one way or the other. Cant get enough though so i guess that is a good sign lol

23) Do you get jealous when they talk to others of the opposite gender?
No, kind of wish she would some. give her another guy to talk to and help discuses issues with when we are at odds with one another

24) Do you know their ex?
knew one before i knew her. never met the others

25) Are you friends with their ex, or do you hate them?
very much so with one. He read at our wedding. even grayhounded from Florida (to Ohio) to be there

26) What is their biggest secret?
she runs experiments on puppies and aliens in the garage. Just never ask what the noises are and no one will get hurt lol

27) Are they romantic?
when she wants to be. mostly my job to romance her though

28) Which one is older?
me by almost exactly 9 months.

29) Which one is taller?
me, by about a foot (and a few toes lol)

30) Last but not least...do you love them?
with all of my being for ever and ever.