Fml, nuf said

ok people, this isn't new. ponies are as old as care bares. why is everyone going fucknuts over these things?!?! I don't get it. They are starting to rival Christal from star fox for most unwarranted attention. some one please explain this to me!

Stolen from ShinjiSkunk

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No .

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.

3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!

Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- No
Been arrested? --- Yes
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- No
Slept in until 5 PM? --- Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- Yes
Ran a red light? --- Yes
Been suspended from school? --- Yes
Experienced love at first sight? --- Yes
Totalled your car in an accident? --- Yes
Been fired from a job? --- Yes
Fired somebody? --- No
Sang karaoke? --- Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? --- Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes
Kissed in the rain? --- Yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- Yes
Seen someone die? --- No
Played spin-the-bottle? --- No
Sang in the shower? --- Yes
Smoked a cigar? --- Yes
Sat on a rooftop? --- Yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- Yes
Skipped school? --- Yes
Eaten a bug? --- Yes
Sleepwalked? --- Yes
Walked a moonlit beach? --- Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? --- Yes
Dumped someone? --- No
Forgotten your anniversary? --- No
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- Yes
Ridden on a helicopter? --- No
Shaved your head? --- Yes
Blacked out from drinking? --- No
Played a prank on someone? --- Yes
Hit a home run? --- No
Felt like killing someone? --- Yes
Cross-dressed? --- Yes
Been falling-down drunk? --- Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- Yes
Eaten snake? --- No
Marched/Protested? --- Yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- No
Puked on an amusement ride? --- No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- Yes
Been in a band? --- No
Knitted? --- No
Been on TV? --- Yes
Shot a gun? --- Yes
Skinny-dipped? --- Yes
Caused someone to need stitches? --- No
Ridden a surfboard? --- No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- Yes
Had surgery? --- Yes
Streaked? --- No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- Yes
Passed out when not drinking? --- Yes
Peed on a bush? --- Yes
Donated Blood? --- Yes
Grabbed electric fence? --- Yes
Eaten alligator meat? --- No
Eaten cheesecake? --- Yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- Yes
Peed your pants in public? --- Yes
Written graffiti? --- Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- No
Think about the future? --- Yes
Been in handcuffs? --- Yes
Believe in love? --- Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? -- Yes

I get so tired of doing things for people to make there life better, then having them turn around and throwing them back in my face. Not sure why i keep trying. must be a slut for punishment i guess.

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T = Easy to fall in love with (oh yeah!)
R = Beautiful/handsome (i don't like to brag)
E = Crazy as hell (the voices don't think so)
K = Crazy (at least I'm not normal)

F = Loves it hard (*blushes*)
R = Beautiful/handsome (I clean up nice)
A = French Kisser (pucker up!)
N = Cool person (yo, what up?!)
K = Crazy (normal is for squares)
L = Beautiful eyes (have a look for yourself)
I = Everyone's best friend (and friend to anyone)
N = Cool person (i think you need a very in front of that)



KEY

A = French Kisser
B = Good Kisser
C = Will kick your ass
D = Very very easy for people to like you
E = Crazy as hell
F = Loves it hard
G = Can kick your ass
H = Freaking hot
I = Everyone's best friend
J = Hot
K = Crazy
L = Beautiful eyes
M = Very good kisser
N = Cool person
O = Different
P = The best at all sports
Q = An animal lover
R = Beautiful/handsome
S = Damn sexy
T = Easy to fall in love with
U = Will make you laugh till your sides burst
V = Most amazing kisser EVAR!
W = Makes people laugh
X = Never lets people tell you what to do
Y = Can be funny and dumb at the same time
Z = Loved by everyone

Hey you guys, a fellow fur, Sporty, is in trouble. He needs a very important surgery that is going to run quite a large tab... Coyoroo is running a couple of auctions, one for custom LED resin claws :

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And another for some various furry themed items:

http://www.thedealersden.com/auctio.....tion_id=103101

Feel free to check out these auctions, but please read this and take it into consideration:

I suggested to Coyoroo that he try to get a multi-artist auction started... This would be a good way to help raise funds for Sporty, and for those who wish to help to get something in return. If you would be interested in helping in a multi-artist auction, no matter your style, skill, talent, or medium, please contact them at this email address - sinabu [ at ] gmail dot com ( you can also send donations to this e-mail address.

Hi there everyone!. I was just thinking that it has been forever since i have enjoyed a good game of halo multi-player (halo 2 specifically). I would love to hear from anyone that would enjoy a good game as well, maybe we can arrange something. I also have halo 3 but halo 2 has a special place in may heart. I used to play it with 3 of my clossest friends years ago. let me know if you are interested!. Xbox Live name is Sk00n3r. (belongs to me and my mate shinji) (also, the "o"s are zeros)

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Fuck the world and all the ass holes in it that make a living by fucking me over one day after the other. I am sick and tired of trying to do things they way i am told and going about things the "right" way, only to find out that I got fucked over again. Do you have to be an ass hole to get anything in this world? Do you have to not give a fuck who you step on or what you do? Maybe the old saying "Nice guys finish last" is true. maybe in the process of doing the right thing you have to screw yourself over. I don't know what to do. i am lost and crying for help and guidance and no one is able to give me any.
Why do we have to be so aware. why not be something so simple as a butterfly. everything is simple and understood. you do what you are supposed to do when you are supposed to do it and you turn into a beautiful thing. then when you die you know you made the would a little bit prettier place.
I just want it all to stop. all the pain, all the deception, all the "out of the blue-fuck yous". I can't take it any more. I think i would rather be told nothing at all than have described to me a beautiful place that turns out to be nothing more than a picture on a long and lonely wall.
It's just not worth the pain.

I just got my laptop back from a friend that fixed a terminal file degradation issue and it was working great! Till now! my and my mate each used it once, then while i was using it i heard a small click and it froze. tried to restart it and the same blue screen of death came up that did before. WTF. Why can't my computers just F**king work?!

Stolen from  shinjiskunk

If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]

HAVE YOU...

[x] smoked (hookah and cigars only)
[x] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[ ] kissed someone of the same sex - not counting on the cheek
[x] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[x] bought porn
[ ] tried drugs

TOTAL SO FAR: 8

[x] taken painkillers
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine (My mom was a nurse so we had a lot of randome medication around for stuff)

[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[x] snuck out of the house - never had to sneek
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die (and i regret it)
[ ] seen someone die

TOTAL SO FAR: 17

[x] missed curfew
[x] stayed out all night
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[ ] been to a therapist (would probably not be a free man if i had)
[x] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[ ] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident
[ ] been to a club
[x] been to a bar

TOTAL SO FAR: 23

[x] been to a wild party
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[ ] had a spring break in Florida (had winter and summer)
[ ] sniffed anything
[ ] wore black nail polish (sharpie doesn't count)
[x] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD

TOTAL SO FAR: 28

[ ] dressed gothic
[x] dressed girly
[x] dressed punk
[x] dressed grunge (the real grunge, not the fad)
[x] stole something
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything
[x] blacked out (due to lack of food and sleep not alcohol)
[x] fainted
[x] had a crush on a neighbor

TOTAL SO FAR: 35

[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert
[x] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[ ] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut (jokingly)
[x] installed speakers in a car
[x] broken a mirror
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush

TOTAL SO FAR: 43

[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school
[x] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[x] gone to court
[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire
[x] lied about your age

TOTAL SO FAR: 51

[x] owned/rented an apartment/house
[x] broke the law in the police's presence
[ ] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[x] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[ ] kissed a stranger
[x] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed

TOTAL SO FAR: 59

[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence
[ ] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test

TOTAL SO FAR: 68

"I must help others"



Helpers are warm, concerned, nurturing,

and sensitive to other people's needs.

How to Get Along with Me

• Tell me that you appreciate me. Be specific.

• Share fun times with me.

• Take an interest in my problems, though I will probably try to focus on yours.

• Let me know that I am important and special to you.

• Be gentle if you decide to criticize me.



In Intimate Relationships

• Reassure me that I am interesting to you.

• Reassure me often that you love me.

• Tell me I'm attractive and that you're glad to be seen with me.



What I Like About Being a TWO

• being able to relate easily to people and to make friends

• knowing what people need and being able to make their lives better

• being generous, caring, and warm

• being sensitive to and perceptive about others' feelings

• being enthusiastic and fun-loving, and having a good sense of humor



What's Hard About Being a TWO

• not being able to say no

• having low self-esteem

• feeling drained from overdoing for others

• not doing things I really like to do for myself for fear of being selfish

• criticizing myself for not feeling as loving as I think I should

• being upset that others don't tune in to me as much as I tume in to them

• working so hard to be tactful and considerate that I suppress my real feelings



TWOs as Children Often

• are very sensitive to disapproval and criticism

• try hard to please their parents by being helpful and understanding

• are outwardly compliant

• are popular or try to be popular with other children

• act coy, precocious, or dramatic in order to get attention

• are clowns and jokers (the more extroverted TWOs), or quiet and shy (the more introverted TWOs)



TWOs as Parents

• are good listeners, love their children unconditionally, and are warm and encouraging (or suffer guilt if they aren't)

• are often playful with their children

• wonder: "Am I doing it right?" "Am I giving enough?" "Have I caused irreparable damage?"

• can become fiercely protective

stolen from

Between and


1. Who eats more?
Usually me, but recently my appetite has been a little lacking.

2. Who said “I love you” first?
I think she did, i was probably too timid.

3. Who is the morning person?
NOT ME!!!!!!! Sun up = Coon down

4. Who sings better?
I say she does. She has a very pretty voice when she chooses to use it

5. Who’s older?
Me by, 9 months... so her parents were doing it when i was born... CREEPY!

6. Who’s smarter?
I am better at problem solving, but i feel pretty dumb compared to her sometimes

7. Whose temper is worse?
HERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am usually hiding in the corner

8. Who does the laundry?
both of us, though she usually puts more effort into it.

9. Who does the dishes?.
We both do. Pretty equally actualy

10. Who sleeps on what side of the bed?
well, i don't know which way to look at it, but she is almost always to my right (unless i am sleeping all day an then the whole thing is mine! lol)

11. Whose feet are bigger?
Mine by a LONG shot! she has tiny feet

12. Whose hair is longer?
hers is longer, i don't rock the mop head very well (or so i am told)

13. Who’s better with the computer?
Me, I have wired up a heck of a setup here. Though honestly she is probably better at the internet.

14. Do you have pets?
Wish we did, but i don't know what we would have. I want a big dog and she wants a little rat dog. ICK

15. Who pays the bills?
Me, she has to take me to work cus i messed up my license though

16. Who cooks dinner?
She does usually, but i like to help

17. Who drives when you are together?
I WISH I COULD! like i said, suspended license

18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
me usually, but she has surprised me a few times

19. Who’s the most stubborn?
depending on what the topic is, usually her, hut i can be a little thick headed sometimes too

20. Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
i think we are both kind of bad at that.

21. Whose family do you see more?
Well, we are kind of living with her father at the moment and my family is 4 hours away, so...

22. Who named your pet?
well, we don't have one, but i am sure if we did we would agree on something. (or we had better anyway! *looks at shinji*)

23. Who kissed who first?
i don't remember (yes i know i am a bad boyfriend) but i am guessing it was a group effort

24. Who asked who out?
well, we met at a con and have spent almost every day together since, so not really either of us. It just kind of happened

25. What did you do on your first date?
Well, i think it was to go see the movie Religulus, she really wanted to see it so i toughed it out. Then we went to Rocknies!

26. Who is more sensitive?
Outwardly she is, but i can be pretty soft inside too.

27. Who’s taller?
me, by like 10 FEET! (no not really just by about foot)

28. Who has more friends?
Probably me cus i can make friends with almost anyone. She has a hard time with new people.

29. Who has more siblings?
Me, i have 2, she has 1. I am also the oldest and she is the youngest.

30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
mostly a group effort, but i have had to put on the boots a few times. lol

What if?~
● I died:
● I kissed you:
● I fell:
● I lived next door to you:
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
● I stole something:
● I was murdered:
● I cried:
● I asked you to marry me:
● I was hospitalized:

~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?:
● Keep a secret if i told you one?:
● Hold my hand?:
● Study with me?:
● Cook for me?:
● Love me?:
● Date me?:
● Have sex with me?:

~More ~

● When and how did we meet?:
● Describe me in three words:
● What was your first impression of me?:
● What do you think of me now?:
● What reminds you of me?:
● Could you see us together forever?:
● Whens the last time you saw me?:
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?:

Your Boy Side
[ ] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] Shopping is torture.
[x] Sad movies suck.
[x] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[x] You go to your dad for advice.
[x] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[x] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.
[x] Wear boxers.

Total = 18 Points

Your Girl Side
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[ ] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] You wear girl underwear.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

Total = 2 points

Wow, I make a TERRIBLE girl

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[x] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.

[x] You have your own room.

[x] You own a cell phone.

[x] You have an ipod/mp3 player.

[x] Your parents are still married.

[x] You have more than 2 best friends.

[x] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.

T 0 T A L: 7


[x] You dress how you want to.

[ ] You hang out with friends more than once a week.

[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.

[ ] You have never been beaten up.

[x] You never cry more than twice a month.

[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.

[x] Your room is big enough for you.

[x] People don't use you for something you have.

[x] You have been to a concert.

T 0 T A L: 7


[x] You have over 50 friends on myspace.

[x] Your parents let you have a myspace.

[ ] You get allowance.

[ ] You collect something normal.

[x] You look forward to going to school.

[x] You don't wish you were someone else.

[ ] You play a sport.

[ ] You do something after school.

T 0 T A L: 4


[x] You own a car.

[x] You usually don't fight with your parents.

[x] You are happy with your appearance.

[x] You aren't self-conscious at all.

[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life.

[x] You have friends.

T 0 T A L: 5

[ ] You know what is going on in the world.

[x] You care about so many people.

[x] You are happy with your life.

[ ] You know more than one language.

[ ] You own a pet.

[x] You know the words to 5 songs.

[ ] You don't have any enemies.

[x] You are a generally nice person.

T O T A L: 4

Now count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then title this journal "My life is % Happy"

ANIME/MANGA NERD

[x] You watch anime.
[ ] You read manga.
[ ] You buy/collect anime DVDs or manga volumes.
[ ] You own some other form of anime/manga merchandise.
[x] You have referred to an anime character as 'hot' before.
[ ] You have cosplayed.
[ ] You have done so in public.
[ ] You have been to an anime/manga convention.
[ ] You have created/joined a fanclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have created/joined a hateclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have squealed when you found out somebody had the same name as an anime character you knew.
[ ] You enjoy drawing anime.
[ ] People you know know you as the 'anime' person.
[ ] You know that it is pronouced 'mawnguh' and not 'manga' like it is spelled.


Anime/manga nerd = 2/14


ART NERD

[x] You like art.
[x] You actually consider yourself an artist.
[ ] When using art supplies, the brand of them matters to you.
[ ] You have a favorite brand.
[ ] You have asked for art supplies as a Christmas/birthday gift before.
[ ] You give people your drawings as gifts.
[ ] People actually ask for your drawings.
[ ] You are/were known as 'the art person' at your school.
[ ] Instead of just 'brown' or 'pink', you'd be specific; it's 'sienna brown' or 'blush pink'.
[ ] You have taken an art class outside of school.
[ ] You have considered a career as an artist.
[x] Your school papers are always covered in doodles.
[x] You have a favorite artist.
[x] Your drawings have been framed.
[ ] You carry a sketchbook with you everywhere you go.

Art nerd = 5/15


MUSICAL NERD

[ ] You play a musical instrument.
[ ] You play more than one instrument.
[ ] You actually really enjoy playing your instrument.
[ ] You've given your instrument a name.
[ ] You've participated in an extracurricular activity for your instrument.
[ ] You are known by what you play.
[ ] You listen to classical music.
[ ] You are wondering whether that refers to the classical music genre or the classical music time period.
[ ] You have a favorite composer.
[ ] All of your friends are from your band/orchestra class.
[ ] You write music.
[ ] You've had discussions with your friends about music; your favorite composers/instruments/musical time periods/key/etc...
[ ] You have considered a professional career with your instrument.
[ ] You are never nervous playing for other people.

Musical nerd = 0/14


VIDEO GAME NERD

[x] You play video games.
[x] You own more than 4 different video game systems.
[x] You've had debates over which system is the greatest.
[x] You play video games every day.
[x] You have played a video game for over 10 hours.
[x] You have songs from your favorite video games on your mp3 player.
[x] You love to talk about video games.
[x] You memorize the dates for when a new game is being released.
[x] People know you as the 'gamer' person.
[x] You spend more time on video games than you do hanging out with friends.
[x] Your gaming system is in your room.
[x] You have preferences when it comes to what company your game came from.
[x] You've had debates over which company is the best.
[x] You keep playing a game until you beat it.
[x] It makes you angry when you found out somebody looked up cheat codes on the internet to beat their game.
Video game nerd = 15/15


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COMPUTER NERD

[x] You use the computer every day.
[x] You have an account/username on some sort of social website.
[ ] You go into random internet chatrooms.
[x] You spend at least 2 hours a day on the computer.
[x] You use computer faces.
[x] It is hard to go a day without using the computer.
[x] You spend time in online forums.
[x] In the forum/chatroom you use, you are known there by everyone else.
[x] You have friends you have only met online.
[x] You have actually met an online friend in person.
[x] U cn ezly rd 'txttlk.'
[x] You have said 'lol' or 'omg' in speech that is not online.
[x] You can type really, really fast.

Computer nerd = 12/13

Total: 34/71

Stolen from  vece

Rules;
If you get more than 30, get some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 11-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.
People who don’t have any are full of BS.

I fear ...

[ ] black people
[ ] the dark
[ ] staying single forever
[ ] being a parent
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[x] closed spaces
[x] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
Total - 2

[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[ ] deep deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[x] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[x] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
Total - 4

[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[x] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[x] falling
[ ] clowns
[ ] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[x] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors
[ ] tornadoes
Total - 3

[ ] hurricanes
[ ] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[x] scary movies
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[ ] being alone
[ ] becoming blind
[ ] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up
Total - 1

[ ] creepy noises in the night
[ ] accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] blood
Total - 0

Overall Total - 10
Yay! I am fearless!

stolen from  shiroelex

If you got 00-10 [you need to get out of the fucking house]
If you got 11-20 [you watch fox news]
If you got 21-30 [your parents must be ashamed]
If you got 31-40 [You're on the highway to hell]
If you got 41-50 [YOU'RE FUCKING HARDCORE]
If you got 51-60 [YOU DANCE ALONG THE RAZORS EDGE]
If you got 61-69 [I'd be scared to know you]
If you got 70+ [you're not allowed within 100 feet of a school]

[] punched the walmart greeter in the face
[x] stolen from a store
[ ] owned a fake ID
[ ] broke something and blamed someone else (and got away with it)
[ ] drank alcohol to the point of blacking out
[ ] not remembering a night
[ ] drank and drove
[x] had a hangover
[ ] been so drunk/hungover you threw up
[x] made yourself throw up
[ ] woken up in someone elses bed
[ ] fallen asleep beside a toilet
[ ] went to an AA meeting

Total: 3

[x] gotten into a fight
[ ] killed something
[ ] taken a dump in someone's shoe
[ ] nutted on an old womans face
[ ] flushed a kids gold fish down the toilet when you told them you were going to bury it/it was going to heaven
[ ] used drugs
[ ] a drug other than marijuana
[ ] used the bible in a hotel room to snort drugs off of
[ ] been to rehab

Total: 4

[ ] went to a strip club
[ ] worked at a strip club
[x] bought/watched porn
[ ] did porn
[ ] been walked in on
[ ] punched a hole through a wall
[x] own a gun
[ ] had the police called on you
[x] threw a party at your house (apartment)

Total: 7

[x] been arrested
[ ] spent more than a day in jail
[x] been fired from a job
[ ] been asked to leave a store
[ ] played frisbee with a kid and threw it too hard and it hit them in the face
[ ] threw a turd at someone
[x] Driven without a license
[ ] seen a psychologist

Total: 10

[ ] had a crush on someone who wasn't single
[ ] kissed someone who wasn't single
[x] skipped school
[x] made someone cry
[ ] gave someone a swirly
[ ] called one of your teachers/professors a hoe in front of them
[ ] streaked
[ ] skinny dipped
[ ] did a keg stand

Total: 11

[ ] stolen gas
[ ] threw a milkshake at a car because they didn't stop at a cross walk and almost hit you
[ ] enjoyed starbucks
[x] donated to charity
[ ] believed in santa claus past 7
[ ] called your parents out on being the tooth fairy/santa claus/easter bunny/ect
[ ] ran away from home
[ ] egged a house
[ ] forked someones yard

Total: 12

[ ] set something on fire
[ ] ran from police
[ ] gotten away
[ ] cheated on a test
[ ] stolen money from someone
[ ] been called a slut
[ ] been okay with it
[x] enjoy kinky bedroom activities
[x] had sex
[x] had sex with the opposite gender
[ ] had sex with the same gender
[ ] had sex with more than 1 person
[ ] drunk sex
[ ] had to do the walk of shame
[ ] left with less than your started with

Total: 15

[x] went to a con and lied to your parents about where you were really going
[ ] driven more than 12 hours straight
[ ] signed up your friends for you schools LARP club
[ ] made a homeless man do a dance for money
[ ] wished you did
[x] downloaded more than 10g in media that you didn't pay for
[ ] keyed someones car
[ ] bumped into someones car and left (hit and run)
[ ] stolen a cars emblem
[ ] forged documents

Total: 17

[ ] seen someone die
[x] been in a car accident
[ ] been to a party and ran when it got busted
[ ] done smexual stuff inside a movie theater
[ ] been in the fandom for more than 3 years
[x] faped to something on FA
[ ] been banned from FA
[ ] had your car towed
[ ] thought kanye was cool

Total: 19

Damn, i didn't think i would get past 10, though i year ago i may not have! lol

Stolen from  Reizend

YOUR GUY SIDE
[ ] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] Shopping is torture.
[x] Sad movies suck.
[x] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[ ] Gory movies are cool.
[x] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[x] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.

Total = 14


YOUR GIRL
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[ ] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] You like wearing jewelry. [just my necklace i have had on for many years]
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed,/ and put on make-up and accessories.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[x] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored. [if i like what i am wearing or who i am with]

Total = 2

Stolen from  Roxa


× • ALL | ABOUT | ME • × •
____________________________________________________________________________

- Name: Trek
- Single or taken: Taken and happy
- Sex: Male
- Birthday: Oct 24th, 1987
- Sign: Scorpio i think
- Hair color: Dark Brown with red beard and mustash
- Eye color: greenish blue
- Height: 5'11"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Straight
____________________________________________________________________________

• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •
____________________________________________________________________________

- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: Tractor Supply Co.
- Favorite designer: Carhartt and dickie
- What is your sexiest outfit?: snug green shirt and some loose jeans
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: T-shirt and jeans
- What do you usually wear?: T-shirt and jeans (not much veriaty)
____________________________________________________________________________

• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
____________________________________________________________________________

- What kind of shampoo do you use?: head and shoulders (the dandruff, i has it)
- What are you listening to right now?: watching My Neighbor Totoro
- Who is the last person that called you?: don't remember
- How many buddies are online right now?: about 20
____________________________________________________________________________

• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
____________________________________________________________________________

- Food: Mexican
- Girls' names: Jessica
- Boys' names: William and Jason
- Subjects in school: Math and Science
- Animals: Dogs, horses, and one skunk
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• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
____________________________________________________________________________

- Given anyone a bath?: my dogs and my Mate
- Smoked?: a hookah occasionally and a cigar rarely
- Bungee jumped?: NOOOOO
- Made yourself throw up?: once, cause i was at work and i knew it was coming anyway and couldn't afford to have it happen on the sales floor
- Skinny dipped?: no
- Ever been in love?: yes, very happly still am
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: no
- Pictured your crush naked?: maybe ; )
- Actually seen your crush naked?: My mate, yes, many times
- Cried when someone died?: yes
- Lied: yes
- Fallen for your best friend?: No
- Used someone?: no
- Done something you regret?: yes

____________________________________________________________________________

• × • C U R R E N T • × •
____________________________________________________________________________

- Clothes: pajama pants and shit
- Desktop picture: a piece of my mates art of both of us
- CD in player: no CD player
- DVD in player:I have a Totoro in my XBOS, does that count?

____________________________________________________________________________

• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
____________________________________________________________________________

- You touched: gave my mate  shinjiskunk a hug befor she went to sleep
- Hugged: see above
- You kissed:  shinjiskunk
- You IMed:  seamuspup
- Talk to online: is there a difference?
- You sexed it up with: who else  shinjiskunk

___________________________________________________________________________

• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
___________________________________________________________________________

- Understanding?: Yes
- Open-minded?: Yes
- Arrogant?: I hope not
- Insecure?: Not really
- Random?: i try to be
- Hungry?: not now, just ate half a large pizza
- Smart?: i think creative is a better word to use
- Moody?: Not really
- Organized?: Not at all
- Shy?: in person in small groups
- Difficult?: sometimes
- Bored easily?: so long as i have something to occupy my my mind
- Obsessed?: not really
- Angry?: Very rarely
- Happy?: Yes
- Hyper?: In groups of friends
- Trusting?: with most people unless they screw me over

___________________________________________________________________________

• × • R A N D O M • × •
___________________________________________________________________________

- In the morning I: wake up and see my mate doing arts and feel special to have her
- Love is: a spontaneous event that can change your life forever and last just as long
- I dream about: i don't really dream and when i do it is strange stuff i can't make sense of
- Sexual preference: female and only my mate
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: persionality
___________________________________________________________________________

• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • ×
___________________________________________________________________________

- Coke or Pepsi: pepsi
- Flowers or candy: Flowers
- Tall or short: Tall

___________________________________________________________________________

• × • W H O • × •
___________________________________________________________________________

- Makes you laugh the most: :Shinji, Tod, Backwoods
- Makes you smile: seeing my Shinji happy
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Shinji, cus i am still not used to having someone love me like her

___________________________________________________________________________

• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
___________________________________________________________________________

- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: No, not really
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Na, don't like the idea of bleeding from the crotch area
- Wish you were younger?: Na, i am good right where i am
- Cry because someone said something to you?: no, made someone cry for being an ass hole once

___________________________________________________________________________

• × • N U M B E R • × •
___________________________________________________________________________

- Of times I have had my heart broken?: once
- Of guys I've kissed: none, though my gay room mate kissed me on the cheek once to fuck with me
- Of girls I've kissed: 1 my mate i my first kiss
- Of Cd's I own: only a few country cds, lots of PC games though
- Of scars on my body: two bad ones, one on each knee

I wanted to thank each and every one of you that prayed for my Grandfather! He is in great shape! They went in for one final test that apparently monitors blood flow, and it indicated that there was nothing on his kidney or chest! The only things they found was a little on his lung that is very early and should be easy to keep track of and remove at some point, and something on his voice box which should be easy to remove almost immediately! He will have top go in after all that and do some more tests to make certain that it is all gone, but so far it looks like he is going to have many more years left! I truly believe that is was prayers that saved him. Even the doctors were amazed. They thought if anything ended up not being there it would have been the lungs and the really bad stuff would still be there. THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH! You are all a blessing to me and the rest of my family!

You are a Romantic Seme!


A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.

Most compatible with: Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke


Take the quiz here
http://semeuke.com/quiz.html

Cool! me and my mate are compatible! Always a good thing! lol
shinji's quiz - http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/942385/

I just received a call from my mother. She told me that my grandfather recently when to the hospital for chest pain. (kind of a big deal since heart problems are common for him) the took an X-ray of his chest and found a lot of "shadows" witch i guess is a medical term for suspicious growth or sum such. The took more detailed X-rays and are to have the results in within the next few days. But from what i understand, the "shadows" are quite possible a cancerous growth on the lower part of one of his lungs. And if that is what it is, and because of the way it looks to be formed, it is very unlikely the cancer started there. Which means that there would likely be more cancer that is already developed elsewhere in his body. We won't know for sure until they get the new tests in, but my mother (who is a nurse) is kind of expecting the worst. He is my mothers father and the only grandfather i have left and he is very dear to me. If you believe in a God, please pray for him and my family. If you aren't, then please just give us your best wishes and hopes. We need them now. Thank you to you all.

Stolen from  shinjiskunk

ANIME/MANGA NERD

[x] You watch anime.
[ ] You read manga.
[ ] You buy/collect anime DVDs or manga volumes.
[ ] You own some other form of anime/manga merchandise.
[x] You have referred to an anime character as 'hot' before.
[ ] You have cosplayed.
[ ] You have done so in public.
[ ] You have been to an anime/manga convention.
[ ] You have created/joined a fanclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have created/joined a hateclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have squealed when you found out somebody had the same name as an anime character you knew.
[ ] You enjoy drawing anime.
[ ] People you know know you as the 'anime' person.
[ ] You know that it is pronouced 'mawnguh' and not 'manga' like it is spelled.


Anime/manga nerd = 2


ART NERD

[x] You like art.
[ ] You actually consider yourself an artist.
[ ] When using art supplies, the brand of them matters to you.
[ ] You have a favorite brand.
[ ] You have asked for art supplies as a Christmas/birthday gift before.
[ ] You give people your drawings as gifts.
[ ] People actually ask for your drawings.
[ ] You are/were known as 'the art person' at your school.
[ ] Instead of just 'brown' or 'pink', you'd be specific; it's 'sienna brown' or 'blush pink'.
[ ] You have taken an art class outside of school.
[ ] You have considered a career as an artist.
[x] Your school papers are always covered in doodles.
[x] You have a favorite artist.
[ ] Your drawings have been framed.
[ ] You carry a sketchbook with you everywhere you go.

Art nerd = 3


MUSICAL NERD

[ ] You play a musical instrument.
[ ] You play more than one instrument.
[ ] You actually really enjoy playing your instrument.
[ ] You've given your instrument a name.
[ ] You've participated in an extracurricular activity for your instrument.
[ ] You are known by what you play.
[ ] You listen to classical music.
[ ] You are wondering whether that refers to the classical music genre or the classical music time period.
[ ] You have a favorite composer.
[ ] All of your friends are from your band/orchestra class.
[ ] You write music.
[x] You've had discussions with your friends about music; your favorite composers/instruments/musical time periods/key/etc...
[ ] You have considered a professional career with your instrument.
[ ] You are never nervous playing for other people.

Musical nerd = 1


VIDEO GAME NERD

[x] You play video games.
[x] You own more than 4 different video game systems.
[x] You've had debates over which system is the greatest.
[x] You play video games every day.
[x] You have played a video game for over 10 hours.
[x] You have songs from your favorite video games on your MP3.
[x] You love to talk about video games.
[x] You memorize the dates for when a new game is being released.
[ ] People know you as the 'gamer' person.
[x] You spend more time on video games than you do hanging out with friends.
[x] Your gaming system is in your room.
[x] You have preferences when it comes to what company your game came from.
[x] You've had debates over which company is the best.
[x] You keep playing a game until you beat it.
[ ] It makes you angry when you found out somebody looked up cheat codes on the internet to beat their game.

Video game nerd = 13


COMPUTER NERD

[x] You use the computer every day.
[x] You have an account/username on some sort of social website.
[ ] You go into random internet chatrooms.
[x] You spend at least 2 hours a day on the computer.
[ ] You use computer faces.
[x] It is hard to go a day without using the computer.
[x] You spend time in online forums.
[x] In the forum/chatroom you use, you are known there by everyone else.
[x] You have friends you have only met online.
[x] You have actually met an online friend in person.
[x] U cn ezly rd 'txttlk.'
[x] You have said 'lol' or 'omg' in speech that is not online.
[x] You can type really, really fast.

Computer nerd = 11

I guess I am mainly a gamer and a computer nerd. No surprise there! lol