Primary objectives:
Practice German. Spoken and Written.
Watch more media in such language.
Practice with Duolingo.

Secondary objectives:
Attempt to communicate with German speakers on internet.
Use critique to improve language skills.

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Probability of putting language to good use in upcoming holiday in Munich and Berlin:
100%

Probability of enjoying engineering and technical heritage of Germany:
100%

Probability of successful adoption of Germanic exercise culture, to become bodybuilding champion and Hollywood action star:
100%

Probability of adoption of Hugo Boss clothing for wardrobe:
100%

Probability of getting stoned drunk during October:
100%

Today, Steve Addlesee died in Georgia. Few people know....Even fewer care.

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Triadenforcer's journal, January 22nd 2015. 8:30pm.

Learning of Steve's passing left bad taste in mouth, a man with various issues concerning life and furry fandom.

Why are so few of us left active, healthy, and without personality flaws?

Rusty Haller succumbed to diabetes in his bed at a con.

Michael-Scot McMurry died to contaminated water due to Motorola's corruption.

John Patrick Morgan, creator of Fission Chicken, died of heart bypass and diabetes.

Jim Hardiman, also claimed by diabetes

Mitch Beiro sentenced to 10 years for pedophilia in Arizona.

Even Kate Worley, wife of Reed Waller and co-creator of Omaha The Cat Dancer. Proficient writer even by non-furry stands, must read more of her work.

Only one name remains on my list. Lives in Toronto Canada.

I shall send him a message.

I shall tell the progenitor of Furry fandom that death plans to claim him.

"Just when you think furmeets are terrible, Something wonderful happens!"

"What?"

"They End!"

DOH HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!

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"No difference in being in an alleyway, As compared to this website."

"Yeah, In both scenarios, We're just sitting down, Looking at garbage."

DOH HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!

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"Ever wondered if there's life after death?"

"Every time I leave this website."

DOH HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!

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"I don't think this website is suitable for kids."

"Frankly, I don't think the website is suitable for anybody."

DOH HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!

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"Well, I'm glad this furry convention is over and done with!"

"I'm just grateful it's over!"

DOH HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!

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"Hey!, You old fool!, You slept through the furry parade!"

"Who's the fool!?, You watched it!"

DOH HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!

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"What would call the stuff on this site?"

"Medium."

"Medium?"

"Yeah, It's not rare and it certainly isn't well done!"

DOH HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!

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"They've changed the duration of their furmeets, Considering that they're normally long and disgusting."

"Yeah, Now they're short and disgusting!"

DOH HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!

"Does that mean they're getting better or worse?"

DOH HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!

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"Incredible!, an artist who creates art and makes music, I wonder if there is anything she isn't good at..."

"Yeah, Choosing what fandom to be a part of!"

DOH HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!

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"It's sad that some people are leaving this site for Inkbunny."

"I can think of some other people I'd rather see leave the site and fandom."

"Who?"

"Me!"

DOH HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!

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"The fandom goes back a long way."

"Not enough though, I can still see it!"

DOH HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!

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"The art on this site improves with age."

"Why?, Because the artwork gets better?"

"No, Because my eyesight gets worse!"

DOH HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!

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"Ever wondered why earthworms are so plentiful in fandom?"

"Yeah, Because they thrive on garbage!"

DOH HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!

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"There is something wrong with this fandom."

"What's that?"

"It exists!"

DOH HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!

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"Finally, We see them draw good artwork!"

"Good!, Can we please log off now!?"

DOH HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!

May your Monday be filled with the screams of Taliban dying horribly.

Going to London, 31st May, 6:30 am, Singapore time.

Won't be back until 15th June.

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Former Rank: Pvt.

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*Steps out of the reformatting chamber, The rank of Lance Corporal tattooed on his right chest*

I won't be around for some time.

Be back on 6th June 2012.

"Because you do not believe in Santa or God does not mean they don't exist-"

"Think someone could spend almost all their life in a penal colony island with a chain around their neck and not believe?"

"Think he could start out on some worthless pile of sand with people bullying him and condemning him and not believe?"

"Got it all wrong, Holy man. I absolutely believe in Santa and God, And I absolutely hate the fuckers."

(The scene is that of a laboratory, With shelves stuffed with all manner of potions and chemicals.)

*Nigel is holding a vial of green liquid, He has pulled the cork out.*

(Any horror fan should know how this goes.)

"Please, Let this work, I must purge my dark side."

*He drinks the whole vial, When suddenly, He drops it on the floor.*

*He starts to convulse violently.*

"Oh God!, Is it working?" *He asks himself*

*He starts to morph into a huge brute, With red glowing eyes, Huge fangs and Big fists.*

"NO, IT DIDN'T!, HE HE HE HA HA HA!"

*He jumps out the window.*

"NOW!, TIME FOR SOME FUN!!"

*Goes off to wreak havoc.*

It's been a while friend...Since we talked.

*Is standing near Rusty Haller's gravestone*

I'm in the army now, And I miss you dearly...

Hell, We all do...See your buddies?

*Points towards Steve Addlesee, Lei-Lani, Kittmouri, And everyone else Rusty considered a friend...*

We came all the way here for you...

Me?, I just wanna give you this...

*Puts a necklace made from bullet casings on Rusty's grave*

Thanks for everything...

Friend.

28/8/2011
Addlesee Manor
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Steve Addlesee:
*Chuckles*....Happy Birthday...

N.I.G.E.L:
Status?...

Steve Addlesee:
Soldier.

"Commander?..."

"Addlesee."

"Mission?..."

"Mission?, Heh, We're going to war!"

"WARRRRRRRRRR!!"

It took four months.

Approximately 9 weeks of strenuous boot camp.

One grenade throw, 32 live 5.56 rounds, 3 tubes of camouflage paint…Exercising during the day and resting at night

What do I have to show for it?

I am now a soldier.

Once I was a boy, Now I am a man.

Rock ‘n Roll! *Cocks his SAR-21*

(In a long winded, Boring way...)

I just got back from the first two weeks of my Singaporean NS training.

From now on, I must book in on a Sunday evening, And I can book out on a Friday afternoon...

Man, Do I feel tired...

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(In a short winded, Badass way...)

*Walks into the room, Carrying a Minigun on one hand, And a grenade launcher in the other...*

*And is wearing combat boots, Leather jacket with full body armour, And sunglasses...*

I'm Back!...*Thick Austrian Accent*

(Inside some Furry Convention...)

"What you lookin' at?"

"You furries are a bunch of fuckin' assholes."

"You know why?"

"You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be!"

"You need people like me."

"You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' paws and say:..."

"That's the bad guy....The Outsider..."

"So...What that make you?...Forgiving?...You're not forgiving."

"You furries just know how to hide, How to lie...How to criticize..."

"Me?, I don't have that problem...Me?, I always tell the truth...Even when I lie. "

"So say good night to the bad guy!...Come on...The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again...Let me tell you. "

"Come on...Make way for the bad guy...There's a bad guy comin' through!...Better get outta his way!"

(Walks out of the convention)

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"I've never badmouthed anybody over in my life who didn't have it comin' to him...You got that?"

"All I have in this world is my balls, My word, My ambitions, And my standards...And I don't break em for no one!...You understand?"

"That piece of shit "Secret Master Of Fandom" up there?, I never liked him...I never trusted him."

"For all I know, He had me set up and had my friend Rusty Haller starve to death."

"But that's history, I'm here...He's not..."

"You wanna go out with me?...You say it...You don't...Then you make a move."

After 10 years...

Starcraft 2 has finally come out, and all I can say is this:

Hell, It's About Time!

(By the way, How do I get out of this chicken**** outfit?...)

this meme was obtained from Steve Addlesee

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/addlesee/

[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post them?

-I'm doing it right now, and I will answer as politely as I can without starting a riot.

[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?

-No, I dislike drugs that are not medicinal, but I see no reason to stop anyone from doing so, so long as they keep it to themselves, and they don't use them to do anything "stupid".

[03] Abortion: for or against it?

-I would suggest avoiding it unless the situation is dire enough to warrant it.

[04] Do you think a country would fail with a female president?

-Allow me to quote a phase from the Spartans of Ancient Greece:

"How is it that Spartan Women can rule over Spartan Men?" - Ordinary Greek Woman

"Because it is women who are the ones who give birth to men" - Queen Gorgo, Wife of King Leonidas the 1st

[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?

-Save it only for people who truly deserve it, Like Hitler.

[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?

-I neither condone nor condemn recreational drugs.

[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?

-It depends, considering that reproduction the only thing that has prevented humans from going extinct from the day of the cavemen.

[08] Do you believe in God?

-To be frank with you, I do not.

[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?

-I say we leave LGBT people alone, so long as they don't force other people to adopt their sexuality.

[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?

-It's called "Illegal Immigration" for a reason.

[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?

-She is too young to be a mother, 'Nuff said.

[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?

-It's not alcohol that's the problem, It's people who drink too much without controlling themselves.

[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?

-Well, The Islamic Radicals who started it don't seem to want to surrender.

-Put it this way, It makes my blood boil to see innocent people being bullied by power-hungry monsters like Osama, Saddam and Hitler.

[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?

-I guess so, It's like murder right?

[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?

-Let me offer some advice:

-Do not be too Slack, nor too Stiff. Just try to teach them to as good as they can be.

[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?

-It's not the flag which is precious, It's what it stands for that's important:

-Freedom, Justice, Honour, Truth and so on so forth.

-And believe me, All the money in the world combined can never equal that.

-And no flame can ever destroy that.

[17] Who do you think would have made a better president? McCain or Obama?

-For the record, I'm Centrist, I don't trust either.

[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?

-It's alright, Everyone has an opinion, It's natural.

-It's how the opinion is expressed which should be the judging factor.

greetings.....I am triadenforcer....and I want to ask you a question.

Is every child in the world not entitled to choose their dream job when they have grown up?.....a cartoonist?.....a sportsperson?.....a musician?.....a singer?....an actor?.....a writer?.....or maybe even a voice actor for a animated cartoon?....should they be allowed to choose?

NO!.....says the businessperson in the office...money is more important than pathetic dreams!

NO!.....says the priest in the church....serving god is more important

NO!.....says the general in the army.....you must defend your nation

NO!.....says the politician in the goverment.....the leadership of the nation should be placed first before everything

NO!.....says the professor in the laboratory......science will pave the way of the future!.....not dreams!

NO!.....says the millionare in his/her estate.....I did not become rich by day-dreaming!

NO!.....says the teacher of a school......you want to spend your future searching garbage cans for trash to recycle and scraps to eat everyday?



I....rejected those answers.........here's my answer:

YES!.........you can achieve anything if you believe you can!.......never let the fear of failure or the dark menacing shadow of oppression stop you from doing your dream!
I myself....have got more fulfilling things to do than die!

freedom of choice....free speech...and the right to achieve a chosen goal is the right of all sentient beings!

anyone who disagrees in any way?..........FUCK'EM!!!!!!!THEY CAN GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
oppressive crossbred fascist and communist sons of bitches...........