Demitri012 is looking for guys who'd love a date with a cute cat guy of his. It's super simple and deliciously free~

The journal and rules are here:
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8686754/

While a preview of said Catturn is here:
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/26940618/

What's the lose? Get over there and throw up a ref!

Also, I mean, if you like slinky dudes with very revealing clothing, keep an eye on his account!

Wrote some stories this past week. I'll probably put em up over on sofurry. Don't see much point in tossing them into this void <_<

https://triller.sofurry.com/

Spooky new icon from the equally spooky Kairex (@KnightmareFox over at twitter and kicking it on beta.furrynetwork.com/kairix/ )
They're open for commissions including these snazzy $20 Halloween icons if you need your social media spooped up.

*Journal-making noises*

Something neutral for the front page.

Kobolds are awesome, did you know that?

A good majority of them.

No, I don't have a specific event or story to go along with this, I just thought you'd all like to hear about my opinion on bi-wheeled motorized transportation.



Please continue to straddle lanes and weave in and out of traffic at high speeds then get completely wrecked and blame cars for "not looking out" for you.

Fuck motorcycles.

# Yeah, okay, they look cool.

A little over ten years ago, I swore to never get into another long-distance relationship. Something wasn't clicking or I was just too immature to hold a steady relationship. Either way, it had gotten to the point where I was fed up and decided, at the very least, to just take a break from trying to make long-distance stuff work.

A little while later, a good friend of mind asked if I was interested in trying just such a relationship with him. Reluctantly, I declined. My gut reaction to his question was to say yes, but I wanted to stick to my plan. No more long-distance relationships. No more trying to make that stupid garbage work. The phone calls, the constant worry of infidelity. Enough was enough. So I let him know I wasn't looking for anything at the moment.

Later I found out he had started going out with my recent ex-boyfriend, and the jealousy mode switch kicked into overdrive.

For days I lamented to my friends that I was an idiot for letting this opportunity slip through my fingers. The friend was witty, charming, had a biting humor, and was, for the most part into everything I was. I prepared myself for the worst eventuality: that I lost my chance forever to give a relationship I really wanted a chance.

About a month later, the friend broke up with my Ex.

Ten years ago exactly, February 7th, that friend got a hold of me on AIM and asked, in the more sincerest way possible, in a way NOBODY had ever approached me before, if I wanted to try a relationship with them. I immediately said yes, and answered the most important question of my life.

:icon ebasslun: is one of the sweetest, funniest, and headstrong people I've ever met. Ten years have gone by and thankfully the majority of them have been with us living together. No matter what stupid, short-sighted things I've done, no matter how much I've lost my temper at little, inconsequential things, no matter how many times I've started fights that I shouldn't have, at the end of every day I went to bed with a person I've always been happy to call my mate, my boyfriend, and my fiance (and, if I can get off my ass about it, my husband).

Happy Anniversary, my dear. May we have many, many more in the future.

When you write a nice little story with some hot dicking in it and enjoy how it came out...

but it's part of that fanfiction thing you're slightly ashamed of...

and little details would be sort of lost without some backstory...

Why am I writing this journal? Do I just enjoy cock-teasing the few people who actually watch my account for content?

Edit: hahahaha, what? that Patreon link is still on my homepage? Get that shit out of here! Holy crap.

This cool guy https://www.furaffinity.net/user/knuxlight/

is doing undertale icons on the cheap. You should go toss some money at him this-a way: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/18217318/

Wow, I've been here for quite a while. It's been a lot of fun talking to this digital brick wall for so many years and only occasionally getting a response back.

Well, see you next decade.

I'm following people on tumblr doing little Undertale things and I'm considering making a fanfiction.net account to shove my shame onto

I haven't spent an entire day doing nothing and playing video games for almost a week

*You cry out for help... then remembered you have that chapter you're almost finished with.

Too bad it's Undertale fanfiction.

That game drilled a perfectly heart-shaped hole in my chest and took up residence int he bloody, gory center.

The last time I felt this level of enjoyment from writing was a long, long time ago. I guess I'm just bad with making my own stupid characters ^^;

... I guess I blew that load early in the title.

But seriously, go take a look at Undertale. I loved the demo, it made me cry. This is a shining endorsement if I ever heard one.

https://youtu.be/1Hojv0m3TqA

I don't know how many people I'll reach with this, but hopefully at least someone will read this.

unamee.com is a website that sells nerdy T-shirts. It's also a website that has non-existent customer service, insane delivery times, and an inability to actually send you a shirt you've paid them for.

I bought a couple T-shirts from them a month ago, back on April 18. I finally got a package from them on May 8th, only to find hey.... there's only one T-shirt in here despite, y'know, me giving them 30 bucks for two of them. After sending them several emails over the last week or so with no reply, I'm understandably getting pissed...

So don't buy shit from unamee. Fuck them. There are so many other sites to buy nerdy T-shirts from on the internet it's not even funny.

Fuck unamee

Percentage of anger directed toward boss: 25
Percentage of anger directed toward that 26... no, 40 second loading screen: 400

All right, that's enough wishy-washy whining on my page. I'm feeling much better (well, emotionally, anyway) and I'm going to try and keep up my writing.

Thanks to everyone who sent me words of encouragement, and to everyone who likes my stories in general, comment or no!

Is anyone really watching me?

Am I just not putting stories up fast enough?

Do any of you not like the subject matter I write about?

Don't mind the whiny journal, it's 6 in the morning. Though, I would appreciate any form of contact from anybody watching me.

Do you hate the way I write?

Do you think my characters are sloppy and one-dimensional?

Any response

Any comment

Apparently the Nuke All Submissions button has an upper limit: 5000

So when you accumulate almost 10,000 un-dealt-with submissions like me and press the button, it only gets rid of 5000 at a time.

It's just so hard for me to get rid of porn I haven't properly sorted and saved <_<

For those of you who have stuck with me watching my page, I am happy to announce there is going to be a change in the timeliness in which I upload stories (so that it's not... y'know... never).

For those of you who forgot you were watching me... Hi!

Tomorrow I'm going to make another announcement regarding something I hope works out. For now, I'd just like you all to know I'm going to be dedicating more of my time to writing. I'd like a bit of feedback from those that care to and hear what you all like to actually read on my pages.

I'll still be biased toward my own interests (femdom, size difference, etc.) but I would like to at least tailor a bit of my writing toward you, the audience.

I'd like to also announce that I will be taking one commission in the extremely near future (though that is not what tomorrow's announcement is about) and I will follow through on it!

Thank you for taking the time to read my humble announcement, please remember to let me know what you want to see more of on this page!

And High Elves are dicks.

Oooh! How nice! someone fav'd a story of mine! *click*

"The favorite has been removed by the user"

.... ow ;_; that stings...

http://www.digitaltrends.com/gaming/preacher-tv-series-to-follow-walking-dead-type-path/#!BqIzU

I fuckin' loved the Preacher comic series and given how well AMC deals with their TV shows it looks like I might have a reason to watch TV again.

Wow
many detail
so trend
such  _saruuk

Guys.

You guys.

Seriously~

Tomorrow the (late) Halloween story -will- -be- -up-

Late tomorrow...

but TOMORROW, damn it! It's so close!

I swear it exists! Here, see?:

"Since your memory is just so awful, Roany, let's go over a few things. You love being my cute, round puppy slut, don't you?"
"I love being your puppy slut..." Roan replied, not entirely in monotone but obviously not aware of himself either.
"Yes you do~." Neal grinned, pinching the canine's cheeks, "And nothing turns you on more than doing everything I tell you, doesn't it?"
"I get turned on by doing what you say..." Roan repeated with a hint of a blush on his cheeks.
Neal's grin stretched across his face and he leaned forward, letting a hot sigh brush against the entranced corgi's cheek.
"And right now you're going to get out of that costume, take out my cock and suck it like I know you love it."

So, depending on what happens before work today I might have a little Halloween story for you guys up either tonight or tomorrow. It involves spooky stuff like bats and hypnotism and cocks.

.... um, very spoooooky cocks....

Well... no... actually they're just the regular kind. But keep an eye out all the same!

Don't get me wrong, I'm happy my local Game Stop got me my copy of Pokemon X on Saturday but there is nobody in this god damn town that has a copy of the strategy guide. I don't know if the distributors to these stores didn't think anyone would want a guide to a game that hasn't been out anywhere else in entire WORLD yet or if these stores (Best Buy, Toys R Us, and every other place that even hints at selling video games) forgot that the USPS doesn't fucking deliver on Saturdays... but I'm getting real sick of this shit...

[Edit]
Hey, guess who DOES sell the strategy guide? Barnes and Fucking Noble. Huzzah!