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General | Posted 15 years agoI have no idea how 
ebasslun drinks no less than five million liters of pepsi a day and still manages to fall asleep at night.
I, on the other hand, have stopped blinking o_o
Go bug me on AIM or something iffin' you're awake: Valiantwulf
ebasslun drinks no less than five million liters of pepsi a day and still manages to fall asleep at night.I, on the other hand, have stopped blinking o_o
Go bug me on AIM or something iffin' you're awake: Valiantwulf
Hevisaurus Sucks Balls
General | Posted 15 years agoYeah, I said it.
They. Suck. Hairy. Human. Balls.
They. Suck. Hairy. Human. Balls.
The New FA Layout!
General | Posted 15 years agoI'm actually seeing more people complaining about the people complaining than I am seeing people complaining about the website's layout in the first place.
Shut th'fuck up!
Shut th'fuck up!
Couples Meme! Who gives a shit?
General | Posted 15 years agoI do and So does Ebass, probably... XD
1. Who eats more?
I do, of course. He's a skinny draggy because of this! We're just barely starting to put some meat on them bones <.< *pinches his sides*
2. Who said “I love you” first?
I..... think he did X3 It was very romantic and mushy
3. Who is the morning person?
That would definitely be me. I can get him up when we have someplace to go in the AM, but he isn't technically awake.
4. Who sings better?
I've only heard bits and pieces of his singing ^^; but... Hmm, I'm not sure, actually <.<
5. Who’s older?
He is. By only a few months!
6. Who’s smarter?
*clears throat* Obviously that would be me. At least with mathematical and school junk <.< he know's a lot more usefuly stuff my cooking and home repairs <.< But I'm trying to learn!
7. Whose temper is worse?
We both have our "fuck you, video games!" moments, but I'm the one who punched a hole in the wall over Team Fortress 2 <.<
8. Who does the laundry?
He does it most of the time, but I do it too :x
9. Who does the dishes?
He does <.<;;; I'm ashamed to say... we're working on a new system. I occasionally do the dishes... which is more often than my brother.... who creates about 50% of the dirty dishes in this house...
10. Who sleeps on what side of the bed?
*blinks* I never noticed... but I sleep on the West side and he sleeps on the East o.o the sides of the country we were born.
11. Whose feet are bigger?
MY FEET ARE SO GARGANTUAN I HAVE TO ORDER SHOES FROM THE INTERWEBS.
12. Whose hair is longer?
Depends.... I seem to get haircuts more often <.< but... regularly I'd say.... mine LOOKS longer.
13. Who’s better with the computer?
We're about on par with computer skill, really X3 but I have a little bit more knowledge.
14. Do you have pets?
We used to have a pet. Well, I mean my brother and his girlfriend got a pet... but that dog couldn't wait to GTFO. We don't talk about Bailey anymore... Garu, however, lives at my Grandparents house and he's as good as ours anyway. He's much fluffier and awesomer anyway.
15. Who pays the bills?
Right now.... *coughs* neither... of us... my job doesn't go on into the summer <_< and he's been having a bit of trouble finding work ^^;;
16. Who cooks dinner?
90% of the time it's the Ebass. He loves to unload his culinary concoctions onto my belly.
17. Who drives when you are together?
Being a New York draggy, he's used to chauffeurs... so I drive us everywhere X3. (also, he doesn't have a license.)
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
I do ^^ Well, my credit cards do <.< *coughs* we're doing fine, thanks.
19. Who’s the most stubborn?
He won't switch doors. S'all I have to say.
20. Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
Him X3 I always have to be right god damn it, and I will start an argument in the grocery store if I have to!! *googles on phone*.... oh... that is what tabloids are...
21. Whose family do you see more?
We see mine every Monday/Thursday for free food and being chided at for not having jobs and being too awesome *shrug*. His lives too far away :<
22. Who named your pet?
I did ^^
23. Who kissed who first?
I believe we just kissed each other X3
24. Who asked who out?
I was stupid enough to be like "Omg, I can't handle long-distance relationships :x" the first time he asked, then when he started dating my Ex, I went all "HORRIBLE MISTAKE D8" then (after they broke up like... after a month) He asked me if we would like to be a couple X3 Happiest. Day. Ever. <3
25. What did you do on your first date?
*thinks*... I think I took him to the Melting Pot. We used to make a thing of it every year when he'd come and see me, even the waiter recognized us after a while X3
26. Who’s more sensitive?
I am such a big god damned woman, I'm surprised my penis hasn't had a sex changed before me.
27. Who’s taller?
Marvel at my hill troll stature!
28. Who has more friends?
I think.... we're both on par. I'm more out-going, but all my friends keep leaving the state <_< I wonder why...
29. Who has more siblings?
Whereas I only have one brother who like to never do anything around the house, he has three who never.... like to do anything around the house X3
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
I only make most of the decisions because I'm the loudest.
1. Who eats more?
I do, of course. He's a skinny draggy because of this! We're just barely starting to put some meat on them bones <.< *pinches his sides*
2. Who said “I love you” first?
I..... think he did X3 It was very romantic and mushy
3. Who is the morning person?
That would definitely be me. I can get him up when we have someplace to go in the AM, but he isn't technically awake.
4. Who sings better?
I've only heard bits and pieces of his singing ^^; but... Hmm, I'm not sure, actually <.<
5. Who’s older?
He is. By only a few months!
6. Who’s smarter?
*clears throat* Obviously that would be me. At least with mathematical and school junk <.< he know's a lot more usefuly stuff my cooking and home repairs <.< But I'm trying to learn!
7. Whose temper is worse?
We both have our "fuck you, video games!" moments, but I'm the one who punched a hole in the wall over Team Fortress 2 <.<
8. Who does the laundry?
He does it most of the time, but I do it too :x
9. Who does the dishes?
He does <.<;;; I'm ashamed to say... we're working on a new system. I occasionally do the dishes... which is more often than my brother.... who creates about 50% of the dirty dishes in this house...
10. Who sleeps on what side of the bed?
*blinks* I never noticed... but I sleep on the West side and he sleeps on the East o.o the sides of the country we were born.
11. Whose feet are bigger?
MY FEET ARE SO GARGANTUAN I HAVE TO ORDER SHOES FROM THE INTERWEBS.
12. Whose hair is longer?
Depends.... I seem to get haircuts more often <.< but... regularly I'd say.... mine LOOKS longer.
13. Who’s better with the computer?
We're about on par with computer skill, really X3 but I have a little bit more knowledge.
14. Do you have pets?
We used to have a pet. Well, I mean my brother and his girlfriend got a pet... but that dog couldn't wait to GTFO. We don't talk about Bailey anymore... Garu, however, lives at my Grandparents house and he's as good as ours anyway. He's much fluffier and awesomer anyway.
15. Who pays the bills?
Right now.... *coughs* neither... of us... my job doesn't go on into the summer <_< and he's been having a bit of trouble finding work ^^;;
16. Who cooks dinner?
90% of the time it's the Ebass. He loves to unload his culinary concoctions onto my belly.
17. Who drives when you are together?
Being a New York draggy, he's used to chauffeurs... so I drive us everywhere X3. (also, he doesn't have a license.)
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
I do ^^ Well, my credit cards do <.< *coughs* we're doing fine, thanks.
19. Who’s the most stubborn?
He won't switch doors. S'all I have to say.
20. Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
Him X3 I always have to be right god damn it, and I will start an argument in the grocery store if I have to!! *googles on phone*.... oh... that is what tabloids are...
21. Whose family do you see more?
We see mine every Monday/Thursday for free food and being chided at for not having jobs and being too awesome *shrug*. His lives too far away :<
22. Who named your pet?
I did ^^
23. Who kissed who first?
I believe we just kissed each other X3
24. Who asked who out?
I was stupid enough to be like "Omg, I can't handle long-distance relationships :x" the first time he asked, then when he started dating my Ex, I went all "HORRIBLE MISTAKE D8" then (after they broke up like... after a month) He asked me if we would like to be a couple X3 Happiest. Day. Ever. <3
25. What did you do on your first date?
*thinks*... I think I took him to the Melting Pot. We used to make a thing of it every year when he'd come and see me, even the waiter recognized us after a while X3
26. Who’s more sensitive?
I am such a big god damned woman, I'm surprised my penis hasn't had a sex changed before me.
27. Who’s taller?
Marvel at my hill troll stature!
28. Who has more friends?
I think.... we're both on par. I'm more out-going, but all my friends keep leaving the state <_< I wonder why...
29. Who has more siblings?
Whereas I only have one brother who like to never do anything around the house, he has three who never.... like to do anything around the house X3
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
I only make most of the decisions because I'm the loudest.
A Heavy's 2Fort Adventure
General | Posted 15 years agohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EegEdEYLj4&annotation_id=annotation_371135&feature=iv
You will play it, and it will be fun
You will play it, and it will be fun
I can't even give these stories away :D
General | Posted 15 years agoBut, seriously... twelve hours. Not one person interested.
I think I overestimated myself on this.
I think I overestimated myself on this.
So I was thinking the other day...
General | Posted 15 years ago... By the other day, of course, I mean this morning. Anyways, I was thinking that I'd like to take 3-5 free commissions from some of my favoritest watchers :3 How do you know if you're my favoritest watcher? You contact me on AIM, YIM, or MSN with your story idea, of course :D
What will I write about?
I'm a very open-minded, easy-going guy :3 Chances are I've got a passing fancy in what you're into as well, but the only way you'll know for sure is to get ahold of me. Remember! the more input you give me about characters or what you want to happen, the better I can tailor the story to you!
What's the catch?
I guess you could say that you have to have an actual conversation with me <_< But, really, there is none! I'm in the mood to not let my writing muse be so fussy, and I figure the only way to do that is to give myself some regulations and DEADLINES.
So, how do I contact you, again?
My AIM, YIM, MSN info are right on my user page :3
Looking forward to chatting with you about YOUR story ;D
What will I write about?
I'm a very open-minded, easy-going guy :3 Chances are I've got a passing fancy in what you're into as well, but the only way you'll know for sure is to get ahold of me. Remember! the more input you give me about characters or what you want to happen, the better I can tailor the story to you!
What's the catch?
I guess you could say that you have to have an actual conversation with me <_< But, really, there is none! I'm in the mood to not let my writing muse be so fussy, and I figure the only way to do that is to give myself some regulations and DEADLINES.
So, how do I contact you, again?
My AIM, YIM, MSN info are right on my user page :3
Looking forward to chatting with you about YOUR story ;D
Concerning right-clicking
General | Posted 15 years agoI'm glad there isn't an option under "Save as..." that reads "Send directly to mother" Because I click that "Send to" option way too many times on very, very dirty pictures....
Hurricane + Dragon =
General | Posted 15 years agoGreatest muse and story ideas... ever.
Oh, there will be a story posted tonight.
Oh, there will be a story posted tonight.
Whenever I see canine/felines with wings
General | Posted 15 years agoI want to slap the shit out of the internet. Your character looks dumb.
Try lightning bolts, they're much cooler
Try lightning bolts, they're much cooler
i like this Droid phone
General | Posted 15 years agoIt updates journals on FA and doesn't afraid of anything.
TF2 Fans Rejoice!
General | Posted 15 years agohttps://www.gamingheads.com/index.php?option=com_myphp&Itemid=3&product=82
Incredibly overpriced plastic statues! Get yours now before the weirdos with stupid-crazy amounts of money buy up EVERY SINGLE GODDAMNED ONE!
Incredibly overpriced plastic statues! Get yours now before the weirdos with stupid-crazy amounts of money buy up EVERY SINGLE GODDAMNED ONE!
Birthdays!
General | Posted 15 years agoI has one today. :D Go me!
A word from someone who lives in Arizona
General | Posted 15 years agoStop telling people to "boycott" our state.
I don't like racial profiling or the law that's just been passed as much as any one of you, but would you kindly not hold our businesses hostage for it? Yes, thank you California, we pass a law applicable only in our state and since you don't agree with it, business and employees (read: I) have to suffer for it. Where was the boycott of the states that didn't (and most likely still don't) allow gay marriage? Hell, why not call for a boycott for EVERY state whose laws both DO NOT APPLY TO YOU and with you don't agree?
Maybe I'm overreacting, though.... In case you haven't noticed it's almost summer time. And people who come to Arizona for vacation over SUMMER are fucking morons. This probably would have had been a bigger threat if you'd have sent this up around October.
Oh, one more thing:
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/wire.....ry?id=10504325
Arizona brand iced tea is not made in Arizona. You people are fucking dense.
I don't like racial profiling or the law that's just been passed as much as any one of you, but would you kindly not hold our businesses hostage for it? Yes, thank you California, we pass a law applicable only in our state and since you don't agree with it, business and employees (read: I) have to suffer for it. Where was the boycott of the states that didn't (and most likely still don't) allow gay marriage? Hell, why not call for a boycott for EVERY state whose laws both DO NOT APPLY TO YOU and with you don't agree?
Maybe I'm overreacting, though.... In case you haven't noticed it's almost summer time. And people who come to Arizona for vacation over SUMMER are fucking morons. This probably would have had been a bigger threat if you'd have sent this up around October.
Oh, one more thing:
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/wire.....ry?id=10504325
Arizona brand iced tea is not made in Arizona. You people are fucking dense.
Barenjager
General | Posted 15 years agoDelicious.
That is all. *gulp*
That is all. *gulp*
This is stupdendous!
General | Posted 15 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/701508/
An AK Blade.
I don't know what it shoots, or why it has a laser sight..... or how it even works... but it's the most amazing thing I've ever seen!
An AK Blade.
I don't know what it shoots, or why it has a laser sight..... or how it even works... but it's the most amazing thing I've ever seen!
Have you ever wanted to hear me make a fool out of myself?
General | Posted 15 years agoThen you should go over to 
kabangeh and get his latest DVD: Wild for Passion 2
There's a bit of voice acting in it from yours truly.
.... mostly moaning
I don't think I could ever watch it... because it immediately killed my boner to hear my own voice:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3592133
kabangeh and get his latest DVD: Wild for Passion 2There's a bit of voice acting in it from yours truly.
.... mostly moaning
I don't think I could ever watch it... because it immediately killed my boner to hear my own voice:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3592133
I love furries.
General | Posted 15 years agoNot even sarcastically. I love any group of people where a diaper fur and a vore fur can sit down at the table of weirdness and have something in common with each other. And when people blow their tops over the slightest inconsequential goings on, I'm blessed to be reminded that it does not affect me.... nor will it EVER affect me. In another week we'll be at each others throats again for our regular finger-pointing of who's REALLY making the fandom "look bad."
I'd make a speech about how we should all just get along and if someone has a loud, obnoxious opinion that you don't subscribe to.... that you don't respond to them, but there are people I know and trust to continue on these great diatribes and they will do so without any thought.
If I tell people I'm a furry, will they envision fursuits and bestiality along with the most disgusting porn in existence?
Most like, yes.
Will I care?
No, I'll go right along with making fun of myself.
Look, fuck what other people think and live your life. It's too short to worry about what the internet thinks of it.
I'd make a speech about how we should all just get along and if someone has a loud, obnoxious opinion that you don't subscribe to.... that you don't respond to them, but there are people I know and trust to continue on these great diatribes and they will do so without any thought.
If I tell people I'm a furry, will they envision fursuits and bestiality along with the most disgusting porn in existence?
Most like, yes.
Will I care?
No, I'll go right along with making fun of myself.
Look, fuck what other people think and live your life. It's too short to worry about what the internet thinks of it.
New Journal
General | Posted 15 years agoWith new words. I'm tired of seeing the other one on the front page la la la la
Oh, would anyone be interested in a little multi-author story series? Each writer doing one chapter and taking the story where they please?
Oh, would anyone be interested in a little multi-author story series? Each writer doing one chapter and taking the story where they please?
I'm gonna ask you one time nicely
General | Posted 16 years agoValentine's Meme (lol relationshipfag)
General | Posted 16 years ago1. Are you single or taken?
Taken and held in the highest tower of a blue dragon. Won't anyone save me? D: (he's really hungry and uses me to lure delicious knights for dinner)
2. Chocolate or flowers?
I love me some Chocolate
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
Most likely DnD ^^ probably some snuggles and lovings (and then work from 10PM to 6AM XP)
4.Do you like anyone?
I like my friends :D And my boyfriend.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Yup yup yup
6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
Maybe something geeky like a Valentine's role-playing game X3 Something like Shadowrun or DnD. (Being rescued is always nice X3 I'm such a damsel in distress sometimes)
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
A card, some flowers, some chocolate, maybe a dinner out. ^^ nothing special, but nothing trivial, either.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
*Snickers* yes ^^ then he asked me to be his boyfriend.
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
I've written many to my b'loved.
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
No :P that's dumb
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Occasionally my mother or grandmother will get me chocolates X3
12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
Too much work XP It's only been two months since Christmas for fuck's sake!
13. Do you like candy hearts?
I'm not a fan of them <_<
15. Is Valentines day depressing?
Definitely if you're alone XP it's a fun reminder, and I sort of wish it wasn't made such a big deal.
16. How do you feel about PDA?
Handholding and quick kisses are fine and cute, but for the love of God... some people enjoy mauling their mates in public too much
17. How is your love life?
Bumpy, but still on track ^^
18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
I don't think so e.e
19. How many roses would you want?
A number that would be significant to me or to the person giving them to me.
20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentines?
I am sure of it ^^ Loves to the blue draggy.
Taken and held in the highest tower of a blue dragon. Won't anyone save me? D: (he's really hungry and uses me to lure delicious knights for dinner)
2. Chocolate or flowers?
I love me some Chocolate
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
Most likely DnD ^^ probably some snuggles and lovings (and then work from 10PM to 6AM XP)
4.Do you like anyone?
I like my friends :D And my boyfriend.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Yup yup yup
6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
Maybe something geeky like a Valentine's role-playing game X3 Something like Shadowrun or DnD. (Being rescued is always nice X3 I'm such a damsel in distress sometimes)
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
A card, some flowers, some chocolate, maybe a dinner out. ^^ nothing special, but nothing trivial, either.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
*Snickers* yes ^^ then he asked me to be his boyfriend.
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
I've written many to my b'loved.
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
No :P that's dumb
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Occasionally my mother or grandmother will get me chocolates X3
12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
Too much work XP It's only been two months since Christmas for fuck's sake!
13. Do you like candy hearts?
I'm not a fan of them <_<
15. Is Valentines day depressing?
Definitely if you're alone XP it's a fun reminder, and I sort of wish it wasn't made such a big deal.
16. How do you feel about PDA?
Handholding and quick kisses are fine and cute, but for the love of God... some people enjoy mauling their mates in public too much
17. How is your love life?
Bumpy, but still on track ^^
18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
I don't think so e.e
19. How many roses would you want?
A number that would be significant to me or to the person giving them to me.
20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentines?
I am sure of it ^^ Loves to the blue draggy.
I really wish I could draw
General | Posted 16 years agoSo I could make a furbuy auction and make obscene amounts of money for one single picture.
Furries are terrible with money
Furries are terrible with money
Sorry for th delay D:
General | Posted 16 years agoSorry about the amount of time it took me to get around to editing the Blood Elf Mistress >.< A had a bout of the lazies... I will be working harder to get more stories out of me, however :D So look forward to part three of the Four Horde Mistresses with a hexing voodoo troll and her (eager?) assistant.
Also I've been in the mood for bunnies in very gay situations... I might write something up on that, as well.
Also I've been in the mood for bunnies in very gay situations... I might write something up on that, as well.
Fuck it, I just wanna write!
General | Posted 16 years agoI'm loving this writing kick I've been on this week! I just finished up another part of the Four Horde Mistresses saga staring a blood elf representative and her mousy test subject. After I edit and clean it up tomorrow, I'll slap it up right away :D
I might just make it my resolution this year to do my best in keeping this flow of succulent porn flowing!
Edit: Also, I'm so glad firefox doesn't have an option when I right-click a picture to "Send Image... to a family member automatically" because it's bad enough how many times I click "Send Image"
I might just make it my resolution this year to do my best in keeping this flow of succulent porn flowing!
Edit: Also, I'm so glad firefox doesn't have an option when I right-click a picture to "Send Image... to a family member automatically" because it's bad enough how many times I click "Send Image"
F.I.I.J.W.W.
General | Posted 16 years agoFuck It I Just Wanna Wank
I've done a little experiment this week in trying to get myself writing a bit more regularly. Over the past three days, I've written stories that aren't much in the way of plot or character development, but were written to express exactly what I was in the mood to write that day. They're only about 4 pages long each and are pornography at best, but damn it if I didn't have fun writing for the first time in months.
The first story is part of a mini-series on a topic I haven't written much on and don't see much written on in general: femdom. I've taken four of the more sexually appealing races of the Horde in Warcraft and put them in dominating positions above four lucky male furries. First up is the powerful, domineering orc and her wolven assistant.
*cough* I'm not biased toward species, honest...
The second story is a return what I'm sure most people think of when they look at my stories: rough, gay sex. The domination theme is continued, but this time between a lithe, slim demon boy and his studly, muscular lion summoner. Cock worship and deep penetration abounds that is sure to delight the readers who aren't too keen on the subject of the first story.
So! Wish me luck, please drop me any comments you think about the stories here or in their respective submission spots on the site, and have fun wank-.... reading!
(As of this journal post I'm cleaning up the second story of any grammatical or coherence mistakes I've most definitely made. It will be up momentarily)
I've done a little experiment this week in trying to get myself writing a bit more regularly. Over the past three days, I've written stories that aren't much in the way of plot or character development, but were written to express exactly what I was in the mood to write that day. They're only about 4 pages long each and are pornography at best, but damn it if I didn't have fun writing for the first time in months.
The first story is part of a mini-series on a topic I haven't written much on and don't see much written on in general: femdom. I've taken four of the more sexually appealing races of the Horde in Warcraft and put them in dominating positions above four lucky male furries. First up is the powerful, domineering orc and her wolven assistant.
*cough* I'm not biased toward species, honest...
The second story is a return what I'm sure most people think of when they look at my stories: rough, gay sex. The domination theme is continued, but this time between a lithe, slim demon boy and his studly, muscular lion summoner. Cock worship and deep penetration abounds that is sure to delight the readers who aren't too keen on the subject of the first story.
So! Wish me luck, please drop me any comments you think about the stories here or in their respective submission spots on the site, and have fun wank-.... reading!
(As of this journal post I'm cleaning up the second story of any grammatical or coherence mistakes I've most definitely made. It will be up momentarily)
