You remember watching:

[x] Kenan and Kel;
[x] Doug;
[ ] Ren & Stimpy;
[x] Pinky & the Brain;
[x] AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!;
[ ] Rocko's Modern Life;
[x] Animaniacs;
[x] Gargoyles
[x] Hey Arnold!;
[ ] Out of the Box;
[ ] Bear in the Big Blue House.
[ ] You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!";
[x] You just can’t resist finishing this: "In west Philadelphia born and raised...".

You remember:

[ ] Step by Step;
[x] Family Matters;
[x] Dinosaurs;
[ ] Boy Meets World;
[x] Full House.

[x] You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons;
[x] You remember reading Goosebumps.

When everything was settled by:

[x] "Rock/paper/scissors";
[x] "Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish";
[x] "Miss Mary Mack". (nothing was settled bu it, but I remember doing it)

[x] When kickball was something you did everyday; (that's why I was skinny then lol)
[ ] You used to listen to the radio all day long;
[ ] Just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.

[x] You remember Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis;
[x] You remember The Original Game Boy;
[x] You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny;

You remember watching:

[x] The Magic School Bus;
[x] Wishbone;
[x] Reading Rainbow;
[ ] Ghostwriter.
[x] You remember when Yo-Yo's were cool;
[x] You remember those "Where’s Waldo" books;
[x] You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gushers.

You remember watching:

[x] Batman the Animated Series; (Fuck yeah! :D)
[x] Aladdin;
[x] Ninja Turtles;
[x] Ghost Busters.

[x] You remember Ring Pops!!!;
[ ] You remember when everything was "da BOMB!";
[x] You remember boom boxes vs. CD players;

[x] Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them; (ffff yes lol)
[x] You played and/or collected Pogs; (I still have them c:)
[x] You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere you went. (my Nano Baby always died lol)

You watched the original cartoons of:

[x] Rugrats;
[x] Wild Thornberrys;
[x] Power Rangers.

[x] All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. (omg yes!)

You collected:

[x] Beanie Babies; (and the Tinie Beanie Babies from McDonald's c:)
[x] Pokemon cards;
[ ] Carebears;
[x] Silver dollars.

You remember when:

[x] Everyone watched the WB;
[x] Everybody knew all the Pokemon by heart;
[ ] Digimon was still on; (never watched it)
[x] If you even know what an original Walkman is;
[x] You know the Macarena by heart;
[x] "Talk to the hand";
[x] You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace and it was still sanitary;
[x] Before the MySpace frenzy;
[x] Before the Internet & text messaging;
[x] Before Sidekicks & iPods;
[x] Before PlayStation3 or X-Box 360;
[x] Back before X-Box period;
[x] Before SpongeBob;
[x] When light up sneakers were cool; (you mean they're not still cool? D:)
[x] When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs;
[x] When gas was $0.95 a gallon;
[x] When we recorded stuff on VCR;
[x] You had slap bracelets; (and they got banned from school lol)
[x] You actually played outside until it was dark;
[x] Way back before we realized all this would eventually disappear; (='()
[x] Post this if you smiled at least more than 5 times;
[x] And if you remember at least half the stuff on here.



Good times. :D

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/hostage_shooting

Guys, this is near where I live. I drove past the blocked off area twice today. :C THIS IS WHY I'M AFRAID OF GETTING SHOT WHEN I GO TO SCHOOL OMG.


It's weird, you don't think this sort of stuff can happen where you live so it's kind of a shock when it does.

So i joined vampirefreaks today so I could further stalk Acey and Wednesday and I'm already getting hit on. >:[ What is wrong with you people, you have horrible taste!

I briefly mentioned this in my last journal. So I was wondering if any of you (without looking it up) even know what the fuck I'm talking about?

So Van Helsing was on TV after I got home from work and I was watching it. Dracula came on and I was like "Now THAT is a fucking VAMPIRE!" None of this sparkling in the sunlight shit. Honestly, Dracula would fucking kick Edward's ass. Edward is not a fucking vampire, Jesus CHRIST! I am so sick of this shiiiiiit! *rage*

I can't wait for the Dark Shadows movie to come out. Maybe these little girls will get interested since Johnny Depp is supposed to play Barnabas (a vampire). Then they may understand what a fucking vampire is. God damn.

He raged. It was AWESOME. c:

Relevant links! http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/658053/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/665370/

K, I'm just gonna post the conversations I've been having with him because I find it quite funny so maybe you guys will too idk.  mandimorbid got a kick out of it when I showed her lol.

Convo #1 http://xmalisx.deviantart.com/art/A.....Belly-85227043

Him: im glad as many times i have been a ninja i have been vored only once....and the only reson why is because ninjas are unbeatable and un catchable, even if were the size of a penny you still couldn't catch us we dont go down so easy because we run it!!!

Me: Uh...sure...

Him: hey im just saying...its true i mean you cant catch me and you chances of voring me would be 1 to a trillion so ya

Me: Wtf I have no interest in eating you or anyone for that matter.

Him: for one i never said u did so ya

Me: lol Yuh you did. Look at your comment above. "YOU can't catch ME and YOUR chances of VORING ME would be 1 to a trillion" Sounds like you're saying I'm trying to eat you to me.

Him: oh yea I did say that but only because its true ninja's can run over 100 mph and your a zombie you can barely run.

Me: I am not a zombie. And ninja's cannot run over 100 mph don't be stupid. Please get out of your little make-believe world and come join us back on planet Earth.

Him: what r u talkin about a ninj's speed is 10 times faster than a humans, and how are you gonna tell me I know all about ninja's

Me: No. You do not know all about ninjas. You are obviously just a Narufag who thinks that ninjas are super human and can do magical things. Someone hasn't been taking his medication!

Him: hey ddont hate on me because a ninja can kick your ass and any thing else you throw at them

Me: You have a serious obsession with ninjas. You should probably see a shrink or something. :3

Him: no I dont, I am am a ninja and I dont want anything to do with shrink.. I had a bad vorish experience with that shit.

Me: No, A shrink. As in a therapist. As in someone that examines your mental state.

Him: well i dont need a shrink....now leave me alone before i kill you.

Me: Yeah, good luck with that.

Him: Yeah what ever.

Me: ilu 2

Convo #2 http://xmalisx.deviantart.com/art/O.....REMIX-93727074

Him: lol nice vore but the chances of eating a ninja are 100 mil to 1

Me: Wut. There are no ninjas in this meme.

Him: I know i was just bringing that up, your chances of eating a ninja is 100 million to 1 -looks at you carefully- >=)

Me: I do not eat ninjas. I do not even know any ninjas. I did not even know ninjas were still around.

Him: and ya ninjas are still around and i never said u did im just saying if there was a ninja it would be ha hard time to catch him or her because ninjas are unstoppable and unbeatable and alot tougher than demons or anything else such as naga's

Me: Wut. Demons are not real what are you talking about? And ninjas are certainly not unbeatable as they are merely humans. Seriously kid, how old are you?

Him: for one im 17 and 2 a ninja can beat the hell outta you and any of ur creations and if ninja's were humans...explain naruto or ninja gaiden.

Me: I find it very hard to believe that you're 17. You sound more like 13. And Naruto and Ninja Gaiden are not fucking real.

Him: so what but you fucking stated ninja's are nothing but humans...So ya... im just trying to prove my point

Me: I'm saying that real ninjas can't do half the shit in those shows because it is physically impossible.

Him: and duh ninjas cant do that bull shit but real life ninjas can walk on wall sand flip real good and and kick some major ass and plus they can blend in the darkness real well and kill you in a instant, kinda like me.

Me: Lol you just claimed that ninjas could run over 100 mph. And I highly doubt you can do any of the shit you just listed.

Him: I know I cant run that fast but I can do the cool stuff ninja's can do in real life.

Me: If you can't even understand the difference between shit on the internet and reality then I highly doubt that's true.

Him: what are you talking about. I know whats real shit and whats fake shit!!! I dont got a obsession with ninjas I just like them and I basically am a ninja so will you please stop changing the subject.If there was a ninja in your so called meme thing or any vore comic theres a high chance you wouldn't be having a ninja in you belly relaxing because ninja's are the best and any other vore comic if there was a ninja they wound get vored with out a fight so there fore the ninja is the last person on the list to get vored!!! And couldn't even vore a ninja there to quick for you and your putting you life on the line trying to catch one because ninja's always think 10 steps ahead. So were basically talking in circles here... all im trying to say is ninjas are the best and you your chances of voring a ninja would be 1 to a trillion ok...game set and match.

Me: If you don't have an obsession with ninjas then why did you randomly comment on two of my pics saying that I couldn't vore a ninja? It'd be one thing if there was a ninja in the pics, but there wasn't so that came out of fucking no where. And I say again that I do not intend to eat anyone so stop saying that I couldn't vore one. Seriously kid, you are being very silly. :3

Him: For one im not a kid. And two im only saying that because its true you couldn't vore a ninja!

Me: If you're not a kid then stop acting like one. And I really couldn't care less if I could eat a ninja or not because I'm not a cannibal. :3

I'll add more as more (if any) come. :D

EDIT: K so I'm actually not going to add the rest of the conversation cause there's too much due to you guys being awesome and joining in. :D I am seriously having way too much fun with this kid. Oh, and he's an art thief too. Go figure!

http://ninjaboy2323.deviantart.com/ Seriously wtf? Oh, the tweens on dA are so silly. :> He's fucking obsessed with ninjas and keeps telling me how I could never catch and eat one omg. http://xmalisx.deviantart.com/art/O.....REMIX-93727074 http://xmalisx.deviantart.com/art/A.....Belly-85227043 I am loling so fucking hard right now!

Saw a few people doing this, so I got curious and hopped on the band wagon.

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Type your answers into Urban Dictionary and see what definitions come up.

1) Your name? Nicole

awesome person that is often imitated but never duplicated.

2) Your age? 19

To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.
"The whole fucking world has gone 19."


3) One of your friends? Amanda


A women named Amanda is typically very beautiful with an incredible body and nice eyes. They are known to be very loveable. Amandas are envied by other women.

4) What should you be doing? Sleeping

To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

5) Favorite colour? Blue


The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

6) Birthplace? Binghamton (technically Johnson City, but that only defined the on in Tennessee)

Imagine Hell, then make it cold

[Omg truth]

7) Month of your birth? December

The month in which the hottest women are born.

8) Last person you talked to? Mom


The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.

9) One of your nicknames? Nikki

Probably, and by probably I mean it's highly likely that Nikki is the most badass supah fly baller you'll ever meet. She's also a sex fiend who loves Newports and coffee.

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Wow, most of these were really fucking off lol.

Refractory periods. Do you have one? About how long is it? Mine's weird, I can get off twice with only a few minutes in between (like, no more than 5), but after that it takes longer and I usually just don't bother. Anyway, answer if you want idk. The human body is fascinating. :3

As in pet peeves I have about customers, not pet peeves I have as a customer. Other cashiers will probably understand~

- When people ask me stupid questions (i.e. "How much are your cigarettes?" >:|)

- When people completely ignore me. "Hi, how are you?" "..." "Do you have a CVS card?" "..." "Your total is ___." "..." "Have a nice day!" "..." Goddamn, just because I'm a cashier doesn't mean I'm not a person!

- When people don't read their fucking coupons. "Get $5 off a purchase of $25 dollars or more!" means you can't use it if your total only comes to $13. D:< Also, the slips that come off with your receipt every so often that say "Receive a $4 coupon" and then tell you to write down your email on it and give it to a cashier and you will get coupon in your email that you may print out and use are NOT "use it now" coupons. Jesus Christ!

- When I ask if someone has a CVS card and they get it and hold it out for me to scan, but hold it the wrong way (like, the pretty design and big "Extra Care Card" writing facing me). I cannot scan something that does not have a bar code. :|

- When people are talking on their cell phones when I'm ringing them out. That's just rude.

- When people insist that something is on sale when I tell them that it, in fact, is not. I will only tell them that it isn't if I -know- it isn't. I will even check for them.

- When people hand me money in piles. Like, bills scattered around and/or crumpled up separately. It is annoying.

- When people don't fucking pay attention and I have to keep yelling "Next in line, please!" Especially if said person is then acting impatient. If you were in such a hurry, you would have been paying attention.

- When people buy something that doesn't cost much (like a candy bar or pack of gum or something) and then pay with a 50 or a hundred dollar bill. It doesn't bother me if people ask if I can break it and then give it to me or if they say something along the lines of "Sorry, this is all I have." It's just when they hand it to me and expect me to be able to break it. The CVS is a small store and most people make small purchases. The higher-ups only allow us to have two 20's in our drawers at a time. So, I often have to call a manager up to come open my drop box and get a few 20's out so I can give the person their change without using all the money in my drawer. It's even worse if said person gets impatient/irritated. It's your own fucking fault.

- When people want me to double bag things that do NOT need to be double bagged. I will double bag something if it is heavy or if you ask me to because it's something you don't want someone to see. I understand that. But two rolls of toilet paper do not need to be double bagged (yes, this happened).

- When people don't control their fucking kids. They let them run around the store (a few were playing tag in the store today), grab things and try to open them, chew/drool on things (if they're really little), and take things and put them where they don't belong. One person even let their baby drool on stuff they were buying and then just handed them to me. It was gross. It's one thing to get, like, your baby cousin's drool on you, but it's just gross when it's from a complete stranger.

- When people think you can ring up newspaper without scanning it. I need to scan it, there are no buttons on my register that I can press to ring the different newspapers up.

- When people slide their credit/debit card and then just stand there, sometimes starring at the screen, and say "What am I supposed to do?" It says right on the screen "Choose payment" and has the options of credit, debit, and gift card. It's not that difficult.

- When people don't listen to me when I tell them they don't need to sign anything. They stand there holding the stylus even after I tell them and then when I hand them their receipt, they say "I don't have to sign?" I just fucking told you that.

- When people come in when we're about to close. It's not bad when they are just grabbing something really quick, but the people that come in when we're closing tend to browse for a while and don't even come to the front when the manager announces that we are closed and asks the customers to bring they're final purchases to the front. They don't even apologize or say "Oh, I didn't know you were closing."

- When people ask where something is before even looking. Our store is small and we have signs over all 17 of our aisles.

- When people ask where something is without telling me exactly what it is. For example, it's better to ask where the cold medicine is than where the Sudafed is. I don't know what everything is and might not know what you're talking about. If I know what type of thing it is, I can usually point you in the right direction.

- When people ask me how much some random item is. I don't have the cost of every item in the store memorized. It's one thing if you bring the item to me when I'm at the counter because then I can just do a price check, but if I'm facing one of the aisles and you just come up to me, I have no way of checking. The only things I have memorized are some of the cigarettes and the soda because that's what people are always buying.

- When people ask me my opinion on something. Someone asked me if a certain kind of gum was good that I haven't even ever fucking tried. Another person asked me which pair of sunglasses looked better on them. Even worse, someone asked me which medicine to take for something. I can't even legally tell you the last one, I'm not a doctor or a pharmacist. I can tell you what's worked for me, but I can't really tell you which one you should get. A few people have also asked me if a certain hair color would work with their hair or which makeup would go better with their skin. I am not a beautician.

I'll add more as I think of them or as they happen. So yeah, if you do this stuff, know that pisses me off to no end lol.

I demand more Joker porn.

Love, Vivi.






Shut up! Leave me alone! ;_;

Just got done reading Mai-chan's Daily Life. Read it simply to see if I could take it. It wasn't -quite- as bad as I thought it was going to be but holy shit, how do people get off on this stuff? DX

Also, sorry for all the journals recently lol. :>

http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/30.....mating-habits/

The more you know~

Seriously, some of this stuff is really fucking weird. o_O

Just watched an interview Dateline had with that stupid bitch that has 14 kids. Holy shit is she retarded. Her kids should definitely be taken away from her omg. I AM FILLED WITH RAGE! D:< Srsly though wtf. She doesn't even have a fucking job. There should be laws against this shit.

On a side note, I'm gonna take 5 sketch requests of dragon chars cause I want more practice drawing them. I'd prefer it if you have some sort of reference picture available. Can be anywhere from G - XXX, but no scat, vomit, hardcore ws, or gore (unless the gore is meant to be funny or w/e). Also, they will all be feral. GO!

1.  h-dragon-fang
2.  knowntobite
3.  shenhibiki
4.  athus
5.  narse

Extra:  ainoko

Whew, finally after 3 years (although I WAS inactive for quite a while). Thanks guys! :D

Holy SHIT it is annoying. *pulls pillow over head*

Visit my eggy please! :3

http://www.vivilynx.dragonadopters.com/

This one too! http://dragcave.net/view/MNOj
Also, I'm sick and it sucks. D:

Read it last night and quite enjoyed it. It was really cute. =3 Onto the meme!

Doing this because I just saw it in  lintu's journal and I didn't do it the last time I saw it in someone's journal.

Dear :  trenton

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes in women's clothing and I saw you ignore my avocado plant. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of our friendship .

Go burn,
Vivi

It's like Mad Libs! :D

Blank meme here: http://amuris.deviantart.com/journal/20567546/

Tell me about your pets! C'mon, you're furries, you must have pets! If not, just talk about your favorite animal or something. And I don't want to hear about you touching your pets. >:| Shit ain't cool, mang.

I, personally, have two psychotic dachshunds. Like, srsly, they don't like strangers at all be they human or some other animal. But they love me and my family. I had two dachshunds before them as well. One we had before I was born and she was pretty mellow and lived to be 17 and still fairly healthy. Only thing was that she was blind, but she still got around fine and was happy. My other dachshund, we got from my great grandfather when he passed away. Ironically, his dachshund was our dachshund's niece lol. She was pretty spastic cause I don't think she understood what happened to my great grandfather and she suffered from separation anxiety when we were gone cause she was used to being with someone all the time. And she followed my mom around everywhere despite my dad being the one that was actually related to my great grandfather and being the one that visited his house and saw her more. Go figure.

So, I also wanna get some ferrets at some point and I really want a skunk, but they're illegal in NY. D= So, tell me about your pets!

I am in the mood to draw fembois! Anyone want to join me? If no one wants to draw girly boys with me, a random, no subject OC is fine too. :> I must warn you though, I have never OC'd with anyone before, so I'm not sure how to start it up and whatnot.

Holy shit! I just went to get a drink and ended up looking in my bathroom mirror and my eyes are totally bloodshot! It was kinda scary. o_o THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU STARE AT A COMPUTER SCREEN FOR TOO LONG! GOOD NIGHT FA!

The recent surge of unigan characters due to this contest pleases me. |3 I'm entering pretty much just as an excuse to make a char. I've already drawn him and I'll hopefully finish coloring soon. The competition is fierce! Can't wait to see who wins, it'll be close, I'm sure. Now let's see some more entries, people!

Also, I'd like to see any of the entries that are up as these chars are very interesting and I dun wanna miss any! I've seen  blueblur8lover's,  littledoll's,  naur's,  cubi's,  monoth's and  yuuri's and they're all awesome! Makes me want to draw them all in a big group. <3 But if those are all the entries, then I'm surprised considering how many people watch Onta. =O Get to it people! Enter nao!

http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd

I WONDER HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE THEM TO MAKE FURRY ONES LOL!

Seriously, this is fucking hilarious. And very creepy. :>

Stealing the idea for this from  ediskrad :3

Most viewed pic: Trix by Zengetsu http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1323975/ (435 views)

Least viewed pic: Trix the Cat http://www.furaffinity.net/view/113571/ (1 view)

Most commented pic: Weenus! http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1612158/ (18 comments)

Least commented pics: Vivi by Termeneko http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1694822/ ; Genderbent! http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1609784/ ; Suck It *colored* http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1406477/ ; "Meow. <3" http://www.furaffinity.net/view/118364/ ; "But you can hardly swallow..." http://www.furaffinity.net/view/118353/ ; Waking Up http://www.furaffinity.net/view/113576/ ; Trix the Cat http://www.furaffinity.net/view/113571/ ; Friends with Benefits http://www.furaffinity.net/view/113567/ ; Rouge Loves Tentacles http://www.furaffinity.net/view/113560/ ; Trix (MS Paint) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/104175/ ; Kiki http://www.furaffinity.net/view/95560/ (0 comments)

Most faved pic: Trix by Zengetsu http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1323975/ (24 faves)

Least faved pics: WIP http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1711981/ ; Suck It *colored* http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1406477/ ; Viva Viagra! http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1075793/ ; "Meow. <3" http://www.furaffinity.net/view/118364/ ; "But you can hardly swallow..." http://www.furaffinity.net/view/118353/ ; Trix the Cat http://www.furaffinity.net/view/113571/ ; "Hi there. <3" http://www.furaffinity.net/view/113561/ ; Trix (MS Paint) *Colored* http://www.furaffinity.net/view/104177/ ; Trix (MS Paint) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/104175/ (0 faves)