Just read this journal from  TheWhiteDragon I felt I had to help spread the word!


TWD:
I just noticed theres a lulzy increase of bullshit coming from a girl who seems to be a pathological liar.
I mean she lies about everything... I mean no problem right?
except when it gets insane to the point of faking the dead of her "sister" whos in "japan"
then asking donations for that.


We know many furries are very cooperative and helpful when shit hits the fan.. but man.. some people can abuse of their ignorance and/or helpful souls by exploting them.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2176609/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2176644/
full thread: http://lulz.net/furi/res/1512306.html (WARNING, ONLY OPEN IF YOU HAVE ADBLOCK AND A GOOD ANTIVIRUS, SOME ADS HAVE TROYANS!)

the saddest part is, how in sites like FA, they tolera this to happen so often, it seems this girl as a huge story of lying for donation and asspats.
and has changed her names shitton of times to cover her tracks when shit hits the fan finally.


Example:
Claims to live in Japan (IE, Tsunami Asspats)
http://easycaptures.com/fs/uploaded.....5457302082.jpg

Claims sister died
http://easycaptures.com/fs/uploaded.....4443543084.jpg
Interestingly, after posting the "sister died" she had favorited porn.

She also claimed to work for Michael Bay (posing as a black chick)
or to know Shia LeBaouf (posing as a white guy?)

Claims to speak japanese fluidly.. but if you send her a JPG image of Japanese characters, she will claim she "cant open the file".. clearly using google translate.
also lied of her age tons of times.
also lied of art skill, magically her digital artwork is 300 times better than her traditional (which means she traces or calcs over photos or other artwork)

Unfortunately this isnt the first time people abuse of the help of other furries to exploit and leech money or attention... nor will be the last time.. so always check for facts before opening your wallet.
your best bet is to donate to the OFFICIAL Japanese donation funds (like red cross )

so yeah... be wary of liars like  kavi aka  spankbank

I've gone into heat.
And, to be honest, this is the worst one yet o: I can't stop thinking about sex, I cant' stop imagining it, hell I've already done enough stuff in the last couple of days to film a season of CSI: Miami, there's that much DNA between me and someone else who has a sex addiction (We don't have sex just so you know XD We just happen to always somehow be close by when it happens o.O Is kinda odd.)


So yeah.... I thought I'd say that o.e Idk why. XD

That I am one crazy mother fucker today.
I'm not crazy. I'M PSYCHOTICALLY CUTE! >:V Dumbshits need to get it right. Fffffuuuu...

Anywhatzit, I'm slowly gathering up my furfamily that I've been wanting to have ^^

 Touei Is my youngest Furbrother so far, I'm excited to welcome him to my lil family!

 gamifanfan12 Is my younger furbrother, and is such a cutie! Only this person can compare (Atm) to my cuteness! FEAR OUR UNITED CUTENESS!

Now. Someone bring me a sexy, strapping man, for I hunger. XD Kidding.

Okay so like...
For some reason on a forum I got suckered into talking about my junk. Somehow.
Eventually the conversation turned to sperm, and I came up with a very believable reason.



Sperm have those little tails because when they reach the eggs, they go all Terminator 2, causing said tails to suddenly become adamant rapiers. And they begin to fight each other away from the egg as they try to force their way in. There's so much... sperm guts all over on that battlefield as the last surviving cyborg sperm makes it's way into the egg. *nods sagely* I knew those little things had a reason for their tails.

Alright so, as a lot of you know I've been dragged through hell and back, soaked in acid and whatnot (Metaphorically speaking, life/drama, shit like that).


Well, someone who is very special to me has gotten back in contact with me after being MIA for a year or so. All I can do is smile and feel happy. I honestly thought I'd be depressed for a very long time! Wooo... I feel stupid. XD

Merry New Years everyone, I hope you all have a nice (And hopefully drunken ;) ) Time.

Instead of clicking everyones page one by one, I'll just do this.


MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY! <3 I hope you all had a good one, mine was okay. Only present I got was a bottle of Vodka from my BFF Brandan XD

So like...
My fursona has a 4ft tongue.

Is it medically possible to get one that long? o.o I'd be happy as hell if I had one.

I'm back, ladies and gentlemen!
Like a nuclear warhead, primed and ready to go!

I'm going to set this off,
Light this bitch up!

Join me, Join me!
Let us dance in the merriment
of the blood, sweat and tears of the forgotten!

Yes, Im back guys and girls ^^ Whatever stupor I was in, I'm over it. Woot!

My memories are fading as of late and I don't know what to do anymore.

I think I've lost my family, the only people I could really rely on to help me through this. I may be wrong, I hope I'm wrong.

The one I thought I loved has pretty much shunned me from existence, not so much as even talks to me like a normal person anymore.

Everything anyone says to me anymore feels like a knife wound, and with each word they bury that knife deeper and deeper into my heart. I've fallen in love with my best friend and he doesn't even see it.

I can't sleep anymore, i can't eat anymore, I can't even think straight anymore. I think I'm dying. Each day is pretty much a fight with anyone I know, and I always lose the battles.

All the happiness in my life I can't even recall, the only things I can remember are the pain and hurt everyone has caused me all my life. I try to smile and to keep going, but what's the use? Why do I need to keep going? Even as I sit here and cry as I write this, no one even gives me a passing glance, no words of comfort or even asking if I'm okay.

I'm alone, I'm cold. I'll say what so many other people are afraid to say.

I. just. Want. To. Die.

I'm not going to commit suicide, of that you can be sure. I'm not going to take the easy way out but I'm dying from the inside out. I don't know how much longer I'll last, or when the day will come when I go to sleep and never wake up again. The search to find even a glimpse of happiness has failed. -The snow paxsky curls up in a tight ball of sorrow and weeps quietly-

....They say everyones life is what they make it...Does that mean I fucked up somewhere..?

Stamp on the ground
Jump, Jump, Jump, Jump
Moving all Around
Tep Tep Da Dow
Stamp on the ground
Jump, Jump, Jump, Jump
Moving all around
We're jumping all around

Düp düp düp düp düp ...

We're sending out an invitation
to everyone in every nation.
But don't sleep get on the run
Stop thinkin' and have some fun!

Stamp on the ground
Jump, Jump, Jump, Jump
Moving all around
Tep tep da dow
Stamp on the ground
Jump, Jump, Jump, Jump
Moving all around
We're jumping all around

Stamp on the ground
Jump, Jump, Jump, Jump
Moving all around
Tep tep da dow
Stamp on the ground
Jump, Jump, Jump, Jump
Moving all around
We're jumping all around

Düp düp düp düp düp ...

DROP THE BEAT

So come and join our love foundation
Go feel the heat, the sweet vibration
'Cause we are about to ignite
And we wanna go out tonight!

Düp düp düp ...

Jumping all around
DROP THE BEAT
Jumping all around

Düp düp düp düp düp ...

Jumping all around
==========================

Best song ever xD
Anyway, I'm not dead or anything guys, don't worry. I'm just having a severe block on my writing skills right now. That and I'm dealing with a lot of drama from certain people *Glares at certain people* >.>

Thats all for now, hopefully I have something new to post submission wise, soon ^^

So I checked up on an oldish chat site (i'm not gonna post it xD I don't wanna get in trouble 'cause I don't remember if FA allows that or not.) Now everyone can see some of my random conversations o.o Or, anyway, what they sometimes consist of.



Dante has just logged in.
(3:08pm at 11/18/10)

Korey says: Hay yew! Where the hell you been?
Dante says: Oh snap son, whats up? Shit, you know me. Getting stoned and watching porn!
Korey says: Well that's true, I guess I didn't miss much then. >:P
Korey says: And Eh, just trying to cheer up.
Dante says: Cheer up Emo-bitch! D< I can't surprise butt rape you if you are sad.
Korey says: ...wut?
Dante says: Exactly. Oh guess what, I totally met this goth asian guy earlier and he was sooo fucking cute the way he was talking. He had that accent, you know, like they talk english but they aren't good at it?
Korey says: XD was he like.. sexy like Malice Mizer's lead singer?
Dante says: shit, no. He was kind of weird. And cute.
Korey says: Pffff, picky. :P and I don't think it's "Cute". I find it hot o.o
Dante says: Huh? How? Weirdo.
Korey says: YOU LIKE MY WEIRDNESS, BITCH. Anyway. Imagine like... The lead singer or even Miyavi just leaning over and whispering sweet seductive things into your ear. I know I'd go insane. I'd gasp and be like 'TAKE ME AWAYYYYY" XDD
Dante says: .... Now I'm craving sweet&sour carrots.
Dante says: ......Wut da fuck. If some dude leaned over that I didn't know and did that I'd probably cry and then be like "Dont rape mehhh!!"
Korey says: o_O that... does sound yummy. And LOL! This coming from someone who idolized Madonna at one time. :P
Dante says: Damn straight! I'm more woman than her, even if I do have a large penis!
Korey says: ....*smirk* I ain't saying nothing.
Korey says: Oh and I thought you were straight all of a sudden? ;D
Dante says: Fuck dat, guys aren't so damn dramatic.


*Cutting rest of the convo off due to very VERY explicit language and material XD*

I'm falling apart, I'm at wits end. I really don't know what to do anymore.

They say happiness is the strongest and most felt emotion a person has.
Really?

Because if that is true, then I must not be a person. I must be a thing.

I haven't felt happiness in almost a year now. Every day is a struggle just to keep going, to keep my head held high. I try to focus on what I have, and what the future may hold for me but no matter how I try, I somehow manage to keep the same thought in my head. Every time I feel happy about something, right away this thought pops into my head, "You may be happy now but you already know something is going to take this bittersweet happiness from you."

Is it my own thoughts? Or is something trying to control me? I really don't know. I wish I could just find happiness and make all this pain, regret, sadness go away. Even now as I write this I'm crying.

Okay so I've just spent the last 5 hours digging through the horrors of the internet to find a website that could let me get Pokemon Black. But, sadly, each and every damn site wants me to do a survey and put personal info on their site =/

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN DOWNLOAD THIS GAME?! T_T I'm trying to find the english version. They've released it, it's just these 'tards want to make it so damn difficult.

/end_rant

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1792761/ <-- Free Art

I'm a stripper
So unzip your zipper
Look at me baby
I'll drive you crazy
(Come on, Give it to me baby...)

Desire in your eyes
Your blood is on fire
I'm here to tease you
Ready to please you

My skin is burning
My body's yearning
'Cause I'm a stripper
Unzip your zipper

(Give it to me baby, Come on!..)

*Grin* :P

Haha anyway.

The inevitable happened, I'm single again o.o oh well! lol

Also, my bday is coming up! o_O in about um I think 13days xD I'll be 21. The day is October 6th. I hope I get wasted! If any Colorado furs want to as well, let me know ^^

Not having internet for what...2-3 months or something really friggen sucks! But I'm glad to be back! ^^

Alright, as I can tell from the story I did awhile back, "One night under the crescent moon" that it was a well liked story! So, after a lot of thought, (And I mean, A LOT) I've finally thought up a good plot for the sequel to it ^^! So that should actually be up and readily posted maybe in either a few days, or within the next week ^^

~Korey






http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2333080 <---- Here's the link to One Night Under A Crescent Moon if anyone hasn't read it yet but wants to.

Okay so...I used my brother's scanner for the first time. (Yay! I figured it out =P)

But the pic came out at like 1700x2238...
AND I know this is a very...stupid question, but bare with me. XD How do I size them down enough to upload to FA?

/sweatdrop

I think this thought train or whatever has been brought on by my lack of sleep (Damn insomnia!), but lately I've been thinking a lot about everything.

For instance:

If life is what you make of it, does that mean you can bend the rules of time and space to make it the way you want? Would it affect other people? Or, are the other people or plants, or buildings, or animals...Just a figment of one mans insanity, the want for companionship so strong that he has actually retracted into his own mind, thus creating his own world there? Forgetting about whatever he does outside of his mind?

Idk, Just rambling here. I've got a million things I can post but I don't think anyone wants to hear my silly quantum physics theories. (Again, damn insomnia making me smart for some reason).


What if we're created in a lab? And the place we call "earth" is just a giant speck on a petree (I know I spelled that wrong, just bear with me, I need to get these thoughts down quickly) dish, where we are inhabiting? Or, maybe the sun itself is a giant 'lightbulb' in the sky from our 'creators', who are in turn scientists of a giant species of alien (or possibly what we like to think of as human?). I don't know, I can't explain these thoughts anymore, they just fill my head, buzzing around and driving me insane since I can't find an answer.

Can someone somehow calm the buzzing in my mind? I'm not crazy, I'm just dealing with what genious' go through, I think. Or maybe I think too much? Who knows, I just need help, hahahaha...

Okay, I am alive still. No worries you guys.
I've just been in a severe spiraling depression right now, the love of my life had disappeared for a few months but I am able to talk to him again. And thus, since I've become happy again I have been writing. So hopefully Soon you guys will be able to read the long awaited fourth chapter of my novel ^^

Love ya guys!
~Korey

Alright, I realize I haven't been on in quite awhile, nor have I submitted anything.

But I do have a valid reason:

A) I had to move from where I was living back up here to Colorado.
B) I had to move from where I was there and move up here to Denver.
C) I rarely have net as it is, and half the time I'm not even able to get on.
D) I am working on stories though, don't worry!

The "Draw Two Randomized Pokémon" MEME!

taken from charem charem

- Go to https://www.random.org and Select the Min as 1, and the Max as 493. Hit Generate twice, writing down or remembering the two numbers you end up with.

- Then, go to http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Ndex . Match up your two numbers to the National Dex numbers given here, to discover which two Pokémon you randomly rolled.

- Draw those two PKMN in a picture together. This can be clean, yiffy, vorish, or whatever you wish. <3 (Alternatively, for those who feel they cannot draw, write a story about the two PKMN, or use another creative outlet that you have.)

- If you wish, link back to this journal in the description of your picture/story/etc, so that others can join in the MEME! Or, if you wish, share this MEME yourself via your journal. Put simply, spread the word if you like this MEME! ^.^

- Lastly, feel free to tag others if you'd like!

I tag  cinix :3


I got Aggron (306) and Cacturne (332) I will work on a story soon :3

Taken from  Zidanewolf

Instructions:
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% pure.

1. Smoked-
2. Drank alcohol-
3. Cried when someone died-
4. Been drunk-
5. Had sex-
6. Been to a concert
7. Gotten/given a hand job-
8. Gotten/given a blow job-
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed-
10.Verbally/sexually harassed somebody-

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up-
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose-
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before-
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend-
15. Been to prom
16. Cried at school-
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store-
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room-

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 84

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over-
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house-
23. Kissed a stranger-
24. Hugged a stranger-
25. Went scuba diving
26. Driven a car-
27. Gotten an x-ray-
28. Hit by a car-
29. Had a party-
30. Done serious drugs-

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 75

31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball
32. Got paid to strip for someone
33. Run away from home-
34. Broken a bone-
35. Eaten sushi-
36. Bought porn-
37. Watched porn-
38. Made porn
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex-
40. Been in love-

PERCENTAGE SO FAR:68

41. French kissed-
42. Laughed so hard you cried-
43. Cried yourself to sleep-
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself-
46. Shot a gun-
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day-
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.-
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.-
50. Watched an animal die

PERCENTAGE SO FAR:60

51. Watched a person die-
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present-
53. Pranked somebody-
54. Put somebody in the hospital-
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out-
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex-
57. Dressed punk-
58. Dressed goth-
59. Dressed preppy
60. Been to a motocross race-

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 51

61. Avoided somebody-
62. Been stalked-
63. Stalked someone-
64. Met a celebrity
65. Played an instrument-
66. Ridden a horse-
67. Cut yourself-
68. Bungee jumped-
69. Ding dong ditched somebody-
70. Been to a wild party-

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 42


71. Got caught stealing something-
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls-
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend-
74. Gone out with your friend's crush-
75. Got arrested-
76. Been pregnant
77. Babysat-
78. Been to another country
79. Started your house on fire-
80. Had an encounter with a ghost-

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 34

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by-
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex-
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more-
85. Sat on your butt all day-
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself-
87. Had a job-
88. Gotten cut from a sports team
89. Been called a whore-
90. Danced like a whore-

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 26

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity
92. Been in a car accident-
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes-
94. Been told you have beautiful hair-
95. Raped somebody
96. Danced in the rain-
97. Been rejected-
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying-
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face-
100. Been raped-

INNOCENT % = 19
Holy shit I'm a bad boy XD