i found this pic on fark, found it high-larious
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/57.....nnuimanab4.jpg
it's just a human male version of turkish, lul
rewatching indiana jones i realize that subconsciously i really just modeled her after sallah, or the mercenaries from the third film, hee

and distribute it on the chanboards. it won't be here much longer. it won't be here past tuesday night, actually.

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.....session_for_al

Cult director John Waters has a sexual obsession with animated children's hit Alvin and the Chipmunks. The openly-gay Hairspray director confesses the bizarre fantasy, and reveals a talented fan has even helped him live it out.

He says, "I do love the Chipmunks. I'm erotically obsessed with Alvin. I talk about that on my Christmas show, how I wanted to have sex with Alvin and the Chipmunks. And a real animator just drew one for me of Alvin j$%king off. One of the best fan presents I ever got."

Oh my god oh my god WE ALL NEED TO DRAW CHIPMUNK PORN FOR JOHN WATERS
BEFORE THE SILLY OLD FAG KICKS THE BUCKET I WANT HIM TO JACK OFF TO MY /34/
i love john waters so much nnghhhhh

no but seriously, this is intense and beautiful and weird.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vtgPAQTJLQs