TUESDAY BELLS TUESDAY BELLS STEPHEN HAWKING WOULD AGREE! EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

I'm looking for someone taking commissions, who knows/is comfortable doing stuff in the style of Ukiyo-e (japanese portraits, typically landscapes).

Anyone got any suggestions?

It is true. I am awesome. one quarter of a century down. seven more to go! >:3

So, I'm working on a project that fits into the "retroclone" school of Roleplaying
games. To that end, I'm looking for artists who have that certain style (for those
unaware, I refer to black and white drawings, preferably in a style similar to
Larry Elmore, William McAusland etc.) that fits the feeling.

Anyone have any suggestions here on FA? Desired art would include architectural,
character, and weapon/item concept/design.

Everyone I know is making babies! Why?! Stop making babies! Stop stirring my cynical evil heart into wanting babies of my own! Stop it! Right now! No more babby! >:(

So, like everypony else, I have gotten hooked on
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. My grumpy cynical heart is stirred.

That is not the problem. The problem is I am now pondering crafting
my own custom ponyfig.


Shoot me now.

A meme I took from  KaeMantis .No fursonas per se, so I'll go with acharacter of mine from a long-running GURPS campaign, Glitch (from my failed attempt at the ten character meme).

5 BAT FACTOIDS:

1) Glitch has a fondness for really bad monster movies, the kind of things that get 1s and skulls on badmovies.org

2) Despite his diminutive form, Glitch is skilled in Judo, even if he never uses it
in combat.

3) Recently got promoted to squad leader, may or may not be a little overwhelmed at this.

4) Hates papaya and kiwi, endures several 'but you're a fruit bat!' jokes.

5) Despite his initial protests, he really is fond of his fiance, even if he half-suspects
she's a double agent for his country's enemy.

6) BONUS IN-JOKE FACTOID: Glitch ate the last piece of Kaskae's pie

Ahow you lot.


Looking for someone to knock together a few sprite-sheets for a noncommercial
RPG Maker VX project. Nothing exceptionally fancy. The sprites are small,
reminiscent of those seen in early RPGs ala Final Fantasy.

I don't have much, but I can toss a few bucks your way as payment. Blank
template available here: http://tinyurl.com/2fxz7qr


Hit me up if you feel up to spriting.


Thanks.

In the words of insanity prawn boy, wishing you and yours a merry tuesday, and a happy THAT'S RIGHT!

I borrowed this from :usericonkaimantis:. You're meant to choose one of your chars each day and fill in these very valid statistics in their honor.

10 Things: Jesse (note that all answers are in universe)

1. Favorite Movie: The Big Lebowski
2. Favorite Color(s): Orange
3. Favorite TV Show: Iron Chef
4. Favorite Muppet: Big Bird
5. Right or Left Handed: Right
6. Best Friend(s):Chee
7. Secret #1: Never finished college
8. Secret #2: Owns a complete collection of every piece of film William Shatner appeared in
9. Favorite Drink: mojito
10. Least Favorite Food: three bean salad


10 Things: Miirik (note that all answers are in universe)

1. Favorite Play (no television exists in her verse): The March of the Thousand
2. Favorite Color(s): Blue
3. Favorite Novel: The Collected Poetry of Freeborn Argus
4. Favorite Muppet: Gonzo
5. Right or Left Handed: Left
6. Best Friend(s) Lady Moira
7. Secret #1: is ticklish
8. Secret #2: still reads loveletters written by her Lady
9. Favorite Drink: spring water
10. Least Favorite Food: trail rations

I borrowed this from  kaemantis. You're meant to choose one of your chars each day and fill in these very valid statistics in their honor.

10 Things: Glitch (note that all answers are Glitchverse)

1. Favorite Movie: Megashark vs Crocosaur vs the Molemen
2. Favorite Color(s): Green
3. Favorite TV Show: Fargate Space Generation One
4. Favorite Muppet: Animal
5. Right or Left Handed: Left
6. Best Friend(s):Gia, Kaskae, Kintri
7. Secret #1: is emberassed about the size of his ears
8. Secret #2: Wishes he had a chance with his dad to be a family
9. Favorite Drink: orange juice
10. Least Favorite Food: steak

Ugh, ugh ugh ugh. Health issues suck.


turkeyday = awesome. christmas season equals sACK! Working on commissisons snow, sorry folks.




And because it's been floating around. El Christmas Listo (copy and pasta'd fro someone else's journal)

Step 1
Make a post in your journal containing your list of 10 holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple to really big. The important thing is, make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.

If you wish for real-life things, make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address where folks could get in touch with you.

Step 2
Surf around other lists to see who has posted their list. If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someone's wish come true. Sometimes someone's trash is another's treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don't want or a gift certificate you won't use--or even know where you could get someone's dream for free--do it. You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf--to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not--it's your call. There are no rules with this project, no guarantees, and no strings attached. Just...wish, and it might come true. Give, and you might receive. And you'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special.

Step 3
The List

1. You n' me baby, underneath the mistletoe. Rawr >;3

2. Be cool excellent to each other. No matter what beliefs or philosophies you have, this is the ideal season to tell your loved ones you care. To hug a cat (or dog, or wallaby), or to extend the olive branch to someone that you feel slighted by, or maybe accidentally slighted. This sseason spills into the new year. and I don't need to tell you monkeys about new beginnings. If olive branches are not possible, I authorize the use of "Peace noogies"

3. a tablet. It's kind of awkward to list something actually monetary in value, but I've been meaning to expand into work beyond the mouse. So if anyone has a second hand, well loved tablet that would be good for a newbie, well hey.

4. Two pina coladas, one for each hand.

5. my own pet stegosaurus. I will name him George.

6. Doodles! I love silly art of random things.

7. Redacted by the EoD.

8. Shiny rocks. I must second this wholeheartedly. I love quartz spheres, any desert roses. Fossils and interesting things. My paperweight may or may not be a chunk of fossilized wood collected locally.

9. Kevin Sembieda in a cage. Preferably with cattle prod.

10. Go ye forth and help the orphan'd, the abused, or the destitute (critter or sapien alike). The golden Rule stands strong.

That's it. Now go! Make your own lists! Play Sneaky Santa and grant other's wishes! Most importantly, Have Fun!

Ever wanted a map for your RPG group, custom story world, or any other sundry projects?

Well, now's your chance. I'm opening ten slots up, ten dollars US apiece.

How it works: Grab a slot, then in a note, send me a brief description of
what you want. (number of continents, a JPG of rough shapes, etc). I'll
knock out the basic landform, and fire off a sample for you. once you're happy,
I'll progress to marking cities etc.

Please note that this is for a antique "parchment backed" woodcut map, not
my standard geographical maps.

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Damn you, Dart.

1) Who are you?
2) Are we friends?
3) When and how did we meet?
4) <Redacted because it's ridiculous
5) Give me a nickname and explain why.
6) Describe me in 1 word.
7) What was your first impression of me?
8) Do you still think the same?
9) What reminds you of me?
10) If you could give me anything, what would it be?
11) How well do you know me?
12) Are you gonna put this in your journal and see what I say about you?
13) Would you meet up with me?

Today, is my birthday. Happy birthday to me!

Thanks to all of you who have already wished me well.

What the hell, did you really expect to buy a kidney?

Comment, and I'll :
1. Respond with something random about you.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what animal you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Tell you my least favorite thing about you.
8. Challenge you to post this on your journal.



We have  Enoki to blame for this, it cannot end ewll.

1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
9. I'll tell you my least favorite thing about you.
10. If you play, you MUST post this on yours.



Snagged this from DArtJunkie

A - Age: 23

B - Bed size: Couple's Hammock (roughly twin)

C - Chore you hate: laundry

D - Dog's name: Jake

E - Essential "Start Your Day" item: a good shave

F - Favorite color(s): silver

G - Gold or Silver: silver

H - Height: 6'3"

I - Instruments you play: Guitar, pennywhistle, concertina, ukelele, bass, dobro.

J - Job title: woodturner

K - Kids: delicious

L - Liquor, Beer or Wine: wine

M - Mum's name: Retha Elder

N - Nicknames: wDanno

O - Outie or Innie: innie.

P - Pet Peeve: everything

Q - Quote from a movie: "No one pitches a dwarf!"

R - Right or left handed: left

S - Sibling(s): 3

T- Time to get up: 4:30 AM

U - Underwear: boxers

V - Vegetable you dislike: string beans

W - What makes you run late: getting too caught up in my routine

X - X-rays you've had: dental, chest/stomach arm hip knee feet wrists

Y - Yummy food you make:awesome chicken pot pie. caramel fudge brownies

Z - Zoo favorite: turtles

Well, I'm back.


Mostly to let you folks know a rather snazzy artist (and a
very pleasant person) is having a small bit of financial
trouble (aren't we all?)

Anyway, information through the link


http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/849576/

1) Who are you? I am the turtle, and turtle, means, me.
2) Are we friends? I'd certainly like to think so
3) When and how did we meet? Internet, last year sometime
4) Would you kiss me? ... on the cheek, if we were on a proper date.
5) Give me a nickname and explain why. muffinbeast. because you are t he muffin
6) Describe me in 1 word. gloptotterol
7) What was your first impression of me? "buh?"
8) Do you still think the same? "buh?"
9) What reminds you of me? small things
10) If you could give me anything, what would it be? a hard time. oh wait, I already do :3
11) How well do you know me? Well enough
12) Are you gonna put this in your journal and see what I say about you? quite possibly.
13) Would you meet up with me? yup.

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Arms, then chest/shoulders, then rest of me, then hair.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Black/grey/ winter camo green

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
a thousand times

4. Do you plan outfits?
rarely

5. How are you feeling?
Still nerding out over Star Trek

6. Whats the closest thing to you that's red?
the flame on my zippo lighter fuel tin

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I was floating in a dark area, no light. things under the surface of the oily liquid were brushing against me, sometimes something big would bump me. Eventually I drowned.

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Narp

9. What are you craving right now?
a good nap

10. Do you floss?
rarely

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Evil Alien Conquerors

12. Are you emotional?
One or two of them, yes. none of the nice ones.

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
yeah, when playing 'drunken hide and seek'. Though I'm sure it was really more to like, 40.

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
lick it until there's a little left, then bite it.

15. Do you like your hair?
It's hair, it keeps my scalp from being burnt.

16. Do you like yourself?
never.

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Totally. I could slip laxatives into his food.

18. What are you listening to right now?
the sound of me typing

19. Are your parents strict?
They'd like to be. But I pay the bills, so nyah!

20. Would you go sky diving?
I'd go again, yes.

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
I've never actually had it.

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Narp

23. Do you rent movies often?
narp

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
narp

25. How many countries have you visited?
0

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
couple times

27. Ever been on a train?
yes

28. Brown or white eggs?
either

29.Do you have a cell-phone?
samsung MyShot

30. Do you use chap stick?
nope

31. Do you own a gun?
3

32. Can you use chop sticks?
yes

33.Who are you going to be with tonight?
no one

34. Are you too forgiving?
There is no forgiveness

35. Ever been in love?
ya

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
Probably trying to get her kids to straighten up their room.

37. Ever have cream puffs?
yes

38. Last time you cried?
I don't remember

39. What was the last question you asked?
"et tu?"

40. Favorite time of the year?
winter, when everything's cold, sterile, and sensible.

41. Do you have any tattoos ?
narp

42. Are you sarcastic?
yes

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
yarp

44. Ever walked into a wall?
being almost completely blind sucks like that.

45. Favorite color?
silver

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
yarp

47. Is your hair curly?
narp

48. What was the last CD you bought?
Ben Harper: "Fight For Your Mind"

49. Do looks matter?
vaguely

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
again, there is no forgiveness, and no second chances.

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
narp

52. Do you like your life right now?
eh

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
narp

54. Can you handle the truth?
yarp

55. Do you have good vision?
narp

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
yes

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
daily

58. The last person you held hands with?
my ex girlfriend

59. What are you wearing?
combat boots, blue jeans, a black T-shirt with the slogan "Genius By Birth, Slacker By Choice"

60.What is your favorite animal?
maine coon cat

61. Where was your default picture taken?
I don't have one, I'd rather not terrify people

62. Can you hula hoop?
narp

yarp

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
tickets to see Star Trek

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
yes. but i kind of fail at it

1. What does your furaffinity name mean and why?
It mean's a turtle's stomach. Because I have a pudgy stomach, and Turtle was already taken.

2. What fandom were you obsessed with when you joined and what are you into now?
herms. still herms.

3. How many watchers do you have now?
a couple

4. Name 3 of your favourite artists on FA.
Cilis, Krystal, zombienerd, Drakefenwick, Fossil, KaputOtter

5. Do you comment, fav, or both?
Both

6. Do you participate in clubs' contests here on FA?
Narp. an artist I am not

7. What is your most popular deviation?
chubby herm with huge boobs

8. What are your favourite non-anime TV shows?
Don't watch TV

9. What are the things you wish you could draw better?
anything

10. Summer or winter?
Winter

11. Rain or Sun?
Rain

12. What's your favourite type of music?
Bob Marley

13. PC or Mac?
PC!

14. Anime or Manga?
Manga

15. Coke or Pepsi?
Coke

16. Read or TV?
Read

17. How many hours a day do you spend on FA?
< 1

18. Name a hidden talent.
I can twist my foot all the way around

19. Flash or traditional cartoons?
both are pretty damn nifty

20. What is your favourite fast food restaurant?
Steak Stuffer's House of Philly Cheesesteaks

21. What are your top 3 favourite books?
The Chronicles of Thomas Covenent, World War Z, Starship Troopers

22. Wii or Playstation?
PSP

23. Name 3 of your favourite bands.
Great Big Sea, Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals, The Eagles

24. Are you a fast, slow, or medium typer?
Fast

25. Do you like Denny's?
never had it

26. What is your favourite emoticon?
(>^.(>O.O)>

27. What is your favourite type of pie?
coconut cream

28. Have you ever stayed up for 24 hours?
Yes.

29. Do you go on YouTube a lot?
fairly often, to tell the truth

30. Are you a member on any other sites besides FA?
several, no other artsites though

31. Do you cosplay?
Narp

32. Fruits or sweets?
either

33. Buttered, plain, or salted popcorn?
salted, buttered.

34. Have you skipped school?
Yes.

35. Have you been on a plane?
Yes.

36. Have you swum in an ocean?
Yes

37. Have you been ice skating?
Nope.

38. Favourite vacation spot
Flagstaff Arizona

39. Ever been on TV?
I hope not

40. Favourite salad dressing?
home made Italiano Negro

41. What do you do to relax?
read

42. What is the last film you saw in the theatres?
Cloverfield

43. Favourite Sandwich?
poor boy

44. If you could go anywhere in the world...
Scotland

45. Favourite time of the day?
Dusk

46. What did you want to be when you were little?
a writer

47. What do you want to be now?
asleep

48. If you could eat with one person, who would it be?
Richard Dean Anderson

49. What character would you hate to be stuck in a room with?
Tazmanian Devil

50. When is your birthday?
May 28th

51. Favourite type of ice cream?
cookie dough

52. Last book you read?
The Power That Preserves

53. Which store would you max out a credit card at?
romancing the Stone

54. Do you buy / sell / both on eBay?
Buy

55. What is the most annoying thing people ask you?
"D'Yall know any Charlie Daniels?"

56. Favourite all time movie?
What Dreams May Come

57. What was your favourite show when you were a kid?
Mr. Wizard's World

58. What are you listening to right now?
Leningrad Cowboys "Bumpersticker Rock"

59. What is the last thing you ate?
Cici's pizza

60. If you were a crayon what colour would you be?
gloomy grey

61. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
eyes, hair, curves. in that order

62. Favourite sport to play?
sleep through the superbowl

63. Favourite Day of the Year?
October 31st

64. Hugs or Kisses?
hugs

65. Vanilla or Chocolate?
Vanilla

66. Favourite Board Game?
Heroscape
67. Favourite smells?
Citrus

68. What inspires you?
My twisted mind

69. Do you have any piercings?
Nope

70. How many siblings do you have?
3

71. Bacon Bits or croutons?
Bacon!

72. Favourite Day of the Week?
Saturday

73. Favourite phrase?
"Not Good times"

74. Favourite Restaurant?
China Taste

75. Favourite animal?
Turtles, and cats

76. Favourite thing to do outside
nap

77. Favourite thing to do when it's raining?
nap

78. Favourite Disney character?
Stitch

79. Do you like coffee? If so, what is your favourite brand?
Folgers Classic

So, I'm starting to upload some of the pens I've made. I plan on selling a few. Please note me for prices, but a fairly standard guideline is



twist pens, ballpoint nib- 20 dollars
click pens, ballpoint nib- 20-30 dollars
fountain pens- 40 dollars


wide selection of woods and other materials,
customer choice. price varies upon rarity of wood.


All pens come insure for parts and labor for life,
ink replacement is the buyer's responsibility.

1. I Grok Kirune.

2. I want to tease Kirune!

3. Kirune is the answer to life, the universe, and everything in it.

4. Kirune and I are casual friends.

5. If I was alone in a room with Kirune I would probably launch pillows at him.

6. I wish Kirune could talk on teamspeak more and quit being so timid >.>.

7. Kirune should dress like a trap and take pictures!.

8. Kirune reminds me of a timid little timid thing.

9. If Kirune was an animal, he would be a moosealope.

10. One day, Kirune and I will take over the world?.

11.If Kirune leaves I will have to find someone else ot pick on.

12.If Kirune stays I will harass him endlessly.

13.If Kirune was a noob I would replace his n with a b.

14.If Kirune died I would be kinda sad actually.

15.If Kirune asked you out you would ride him like a second hand vespa xD.

16.when I'm alone in a LOCKED room with Kirune I would throw pillows at him.