Spreading the Word
http://time.com/4317066/amber-alert.....shington-teen/

The Man is this Article is
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/kelo

And the Abducted Girl is believed to be
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/aiyanawolfe


ANYONE AROUND THE WASHINGTON AND SOUTH OF IT, BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR

A 1997 BLUE ACURA, FADED PAINT
VIRGINIA LICENSE PLATE
VGD6867

OK everybody! In celebrating the completion of my collection of TMNT RPG Books with Mutants Down Under and Mutants of Avalon, I will create a Mutant and and this Mutant is an adoptable!, first let's choose which book we're going to make our mutant from

I guess we're doing Mutants of the Yucatan

First our 8 Attributes They are intelligence, willpower, charisma, strengh, agility, endurance, beauty, and speed

Roll three six sided dice and add up the numbers

Intelligence: 6+3+4=13
Willpower:3+1+1= 5
Charisma: 2+1+4= 7
Strength: 6+2+2=10
Agility: 5+5+4=14
Endurance: 5+2+1=8
Beauty: 4+2+1=7
Speed: 5+6+3=14

OK time to roll species! Take your ten sided dice roll for species table for where your Mutant is from

Table:21 Ground Based Animals

Species: 56 Jaguar

Ooh! Lucky us! We got a big spotted cat! Now let's determine how our Kitty was Mutated for this we turn to the original TMNT Book and roll your ten sided dice

Ooh! Before we do that...Some species get bonuses to their attributes So a Jaguar gets...

+ 2 to Strength making 12 Strength
+ 4 to agility making 18 Agility
+3 to Endurance making 11 Endurance

How was or character Mutated

Mutation: 56 Accidental Encounter with some 'strange stuff' (Basically Ooze)

How was the Character Educated after Mutating?

Education: 12 Everything is self taught as the Animal lives in the Wild with no help or assistance Character mistrusts Humans and Other Animals. Basic reading, writing and arithmetic are at a low level. Wilderness skills include Prowl, Survival Skills, Escape Artist, Climbing and , Swimming There is a Endurance Bonus of +6 a Strength Bonus of + 3 and an Agility Bonus of +2 Character can pick only one secondary skill character has scavenged 3D6 times 100 Dollars in various equipment most of it in poor condition

So Character now has 17 Endurance, 21 Agility and 14 Strength and has ...500 Dollars worth of equipment

OK this character has no set Name or Gender that''s for whoever adopts them to determine

Here's the thing, instead of paying me in money, they character will go to whoever can write me a story about this character...Using the information provided whoever writes the best story, gets the Jaguar

..::The Rules::..
~1~
Choose one of your own characters (OC).
~2~
Make them answer the following questions.
~3~
Then tag three people.
~4~
Feel free to add some questions of your own.

OC: Marzipan Cheshire

What sex are you?
Female

What is your age?
16

Do you want a hug?
Depends...Who are you?

Do you have any bad habits?
Overeating. Daydreaming when I shouldn't be and...I have a Catnip Addiction

What is your job, if you have one?
I'm an inspiring children's book author!

What is your favorite food?
Cheeseburgers!

What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
Meat, Flavor...They have that where I live

Are you a virgin?
No, Had sex with my loving boyfriend Ichabod

Have you killed anyone?
Maybe? I may have killed some enemies with my magic but I wouldn't remember it that well

Do you hate anyone?
Wranglers...Humans who enslave Humanimals

Do you have any secrets?
Yes, but if I told you it wouldn't be secret!

What is your favorite season?
Autumn!

Who is your best friend(s)?
My Boyfriend Ichabod, My Fox Friend Rook and My Bull Friend Bill

What are your hobbies?
I like to cook and read books

What is your favorite drink?
Milk

When is your birthday?
April 4th

Are you nice or mean?
Depends on the situation

Are you social or shy?
Depends on the situation

What do you think of your parents?
They weren't the best parents, but I wasn't the best kitten, I guess they were OK

What do you do on a regular day basis?
Write whatever comes to my mind in my Writing.Com portfolio

When was the last time you wet yourself?
???

What's your favorite band?
The Bremen Town Musicians (Fictional Band in in Author's Universe)

Ever worn a dress?
Plenty of times.

Willingly?
Mostly...

What do you consider fun during the day?
Wandering around, smelling flowers, if it's a hot day stay inside and read.

At night?
Eating homemade food and cuddling afterward

Ever kissed anyone?
Yes

...Of the same gender?
Yeah... My Mom when I was a Kitten

When was the last time you cried?
Last month probobly

Do you have a pet?
No

What are you?
Ragdoll Cat

What's your nickname?
Marzi

Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person?
Happy most of the time

If you were a superhero, you'd be...?
Catwoman?

Favorite movie?
The Lion King

What is your current occupation?
Unemployed. Sometimes I cook for my friends but I don't get payed for it

Ever think about getting married?
Soon as I turn 18 me and Ichabod are getting hitched
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http://www.furaffinity.net/user/train/

OK Peeps! With the new Turtle movie all up ons I want to ask anyone...Which Ninja Turtle do you think makes the best Dad?

This isn't about which Turtle is your favorite...I'm thinking in the lines, if one of these Turtles had to be your Dad...Which one would you like best?

Here's how I summed up in my mind

Leo-Protector Dad

Don-Gentle Dad

Raph-Rough'n'Tumble Dad

Mikey-Fun Dad

Please don't be shy, tell why you think which turtle would make a good Dad

Furry Sue Test, different one


The Furry Sue Test

Check all that apply to your "fursona", including multiple similar items and any lesser but equally true items (if 50% or more of their body glows, for example, you would also check the "10%" and "any part" boxes).

[ ] They are a hybrid of two or more species.
[ ] They are a hybrid of three or more species.
[ ] They can shapeshift into other species.
[ ] They can shapeshift into other sexes.
[x ] Their hair is more than one color. (Pink AND Purple
[ ] Their eyes are dichromatic (two different colors), and it is not a species trait.
[ ] They have one random body part not associated with their species or parentage.
[ ] They have two or more random body parts not associated with their species or parentage.
[ ] They have wings, and it is not a species trait.
[ ] They are a lizard/serpent/reptile/avian with humanlike hair.
[] They are a very rare species, or one rarely seen in furry.
[ ] They are a fantasy/sci-fi species.
[ ] They are unaging.
[ ] They heal quickly.
[ ] They can regrow body parts.
[ ] They can fully regenerate very fast/instantly.
[ ] They have the means to return from death.
[ ] They are a sergal or part sergal.
[ ] They are full dragon.
[ ] They are part-dragon.
[ ] They are an angel, deity or demigod.
[ ] They are a demon.
[ ] They are not a demon, but are part-demon.
[ ] They are a licensed pop-culture species (argonian, dragonborn, khajiit, gnoll, Starbound avian, Pokemon, etc).
[ ] Their parents are from two normally incompatible species.
[ ] They are a species that most people would find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance lessens that threat.
[ ] They are a species that most people would find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance negates that threat entirely.
[ ] They are a species that most people do not find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance or ferocity is altered to create a threat.
[ ] Their blood is a color other than red.
[ x] Any part of their body glows. (Only when using her Mage powers)
[ ] 10% or more of their body glows.
[x ] 50% or more of their body glows.
[ ] They somehow have actual tattoos (not painted markings) on fur/feathers.
[ ] They have a highly unusual curse or disability.
[ ] They have multiple highly unusual curses or disabilities.
[ ] They are a hermaphrodite.
[ ] They are a hermaphrodite with full sets of functional testes and ovaries.
[ ] They prefer hermaphrodite pronouns (sie, hir, etc).
[ ] They are transgender via magic, birth, etc rather than hormone treatments.
[ ] They have swapped sex via magic.
[ ] They are child-sized, but are an adult.
[] They are self-labeled in any way as "more scientifically accurate".
[] They have a penis larger than 10 inches. (this might change! working on more anatomical details :P )
[ ] They have a penis larger than 15 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 20 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 25 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 30 inches.
[ ] Their penis is five inches or smaller, and the smallness of it is emphasized.
[ ] They have a breast size of DD or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of E or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of F or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of G or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of H or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of A or smaller, and it is a source of lament.
[ ] They have more than one pair of breasts.
[ ] They have three or more pairs of breasts.
[ ] They are an anthro female or fem-herm lizard/serpent/reptile/avian with no breasts.
[ ] They have more than one penis, and it is not a normal trait of their species.
[ ] They have a knot, but are not a canid.
[ ] Their penis does not match their species.
[] They ejaculate a cup or more. (but this is a natural amount for the species)
[ ] They ejaculate a liter or more.
[ ] They ejaculate a gallon or more.
[ ] Their sexual fluids are an abnormal color.
[ ] Their sexual fluids have an abnormal flavor.

Total: 4

1-10: Not a Furry Sue
Your character is most likely normal. They may have a few oddities or minor extremes, but not enough to add up to anything too crazy.

11-20: Maybe a little Furry Sue
Your character could be kind of a Furry Sue, but if they don't have any extremes, they could just be interesting. This is the gray area of Furry Sue-dom.

21-30: Strongly Furry Sue
You might want to dial your character down a bit. While they may not necessarily be ridiculous, they've clearly had too many qualities added on, and it could be a sign of bad taste or a desire for them to be a little too special or "extreme".

30+: Definitely Furry Sue
Your character is a Furry Sue. You should feel ashamed of yourself.

(OK 3 from this test plus 13 (Took two points for flaws) Probably means Marzipan is borderline Mary Sue...Of course...A lot of these questions on this quiz were sexual in nature and my stories normally don't go into that, when they do, it's as realistic as possible

Furry Sue Test, different one


The Furry Sue Test

Check all that apply to your "fursona", including multiple similar items and any lesser but equally true items (if 50% or more of their body glows, for example, you would also check the "10%" and "any part" boxes).

[ ] They are a hybrid of two or more species.
[ ] They are a hybrid of three or more species.
[ ] They can shapeshift into other species.
[ ] They can shapeshift into other sexes.
[x ] Their hair is more than one color. (Pink AND Purple
[ ] Their eyes are dichromatic (two different colors), and it is not a species trait.
[ ] They have one random body part not associated with their species or parentage.
[ ] They have two or more random body parts not associated with their species or parentage.
[ ] They have wings, and it is not a species trait.
[ ] They are a lizard/serpent/reptile/avian with humanlike hair.
[] They are a very rare species, or one rarely seen in furry.
[ ] They are a fantasy/sci-fi species.
[ ] They are unaging.
[ ] They heal quickly.
[ ] They can regrow body parts.
[ ] They can fully regenerate very fast/instantly.
[ ] They have the means to return from death.
[ ] They are a sergal or part sergal.
[ ] They are full dragon.
[ ] They are part-dragon.
[ ] They are an angel, deity or demigod.
[ ] They are a demon.
[ ] They are not a demon, but are part-demon.
[ ] They are a licensed pop-culture species (argonian, dragonborn, khajiit, gnoll, Starbound avian, Pokemon, etc).
[ ] Their parents are from two normally incompatible species.
[ ] They are a species that most people would find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance lessens that threat.
[ ] They are a species that most people would find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance negates that threat entirely.
[ ] They are a species that most people do not find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance or ferocity is altered to create a threat.
[ ] Their blood is a color other than red.
[ x] Any part of their body glows. (Only when using her Mage powers)
[ ] 10% or more of their body glows.
[x ] 50% or more of their body glows.
[ ] They somehow have actual tattoos (not painted markings) on fur/feathers.
[ ] They have a highly unusual curse or disability.
[ ] They have multiple highly unusual curses or disabilities.
[ ] They are a hermaphrodite.
[ ] They are a hermaphrodite with full sets of functional testes and ovaries.
[ ] They prefer hermaphrodite pronouns (sie, hir, etc).
[ ] They are transgender via magic, birth, etc rather than hormone treatments.
[ ] They have swapped sex via magic.
[ ] They are child-sized, but are an adult.
[] They are self-labeled in any way as "more scientifically accurate".
[] They have a penis larger than 10 inches. (this might change! working on more anatomical details :P )
[ ] They have a penis larger than 15 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 20 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 25 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 30 inches.
[ ] Their penis is five inches or smaller, and the smallness of it is emphasized.
[ ] They have a breast size of DD or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of E or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of F or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of G or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of H or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of A or smaller, and it is a source of lament.
[ ] They have more than one pair of breasts.
[ ] They have three or more pairs of breasts.
[ ] They are an anthro female or fem-herm lizard/serpent/reptile/avian with no breasts.
[ ] They have more than one penis, and it is not a normal trait of their species.
[ ] They have a knot, but are not a canid.
[ ] Their penis does not match their species.
[x] They ejaculate a cup or more. (but this is a natural amount for the species)
[ ] They ejaculate a liter or more.
[ ] They ejaculate a gallon or more.
[ ] Their sexual fluids are an abnormal color.
[ ] Their sexual fluids have an abnormal flavor.

Total: 4

1-10: Not a Furry Sue
Your character is most likely normal. They may have a few oddities or minor extremes, but not enough to add up to anything too crazy.

11-20: Maybe a little Furry Sue
Your character could be kind of a Furry Sue, but if they don't have any extremes, they could just be interesting. This is the gray area of Furry Sue-dom.

21-30: Strongly Furry Sue
You might want to dial your character down a bit. While they may not necessarily be ridiculous, they've clearly had too many qualities added on, and it could be a sign of bad taste or a desire for them to be a little too special or "extreme".

30+: Definitely Furry Sue
Your character is a Furry Sue. You should feel ashamed of yourself.

(OK 4 from this test plus 13 (Took two points for flaws) Probably means Marzipan is borderline Mary Sue...Of course...A lot of these questions on this quiz were sexual in nature and my stories normally don't go into that, when they do, it's as realistic as possible

Furry Sue Test, different one


The Furry Sue Test

Check all that apply to your "fursona", including multiple similar items and any lesser but equally true items (if 50% or more of their body glows, for example, you would also check the "10%" and "any part" boxes).

[ ] They are a hybrid of two or more species.
[ ] They are a hybrid of three or more species.
[ ] They can shapeshift into other species.
[ ] They can shapeshift into other sexes.
[ ] Their hair is more than one color.
[ ] Their eyes are dichromatic (two different colors), and it is not a species trait.
[ ] They have one random body part not associated with their species or parentage.
[ ] They have two or more random body parts not associated with their species or parentage.
[ ] They have wings, and it is not a species trait.
[ ] They are a lizard/serpent/reptile/avian with humanlike hair.
[x] They are a very rare species, or one rarely seen in furry. (I am pretty sure dolphins fit this)
[ ] They are a fantasy/sci-fi species.
[ ] They are unaging.
[ ] They heal quickly.
[ ] They can regrow body parts.
[ ] They can fully regenerate very fast/instantly.
[ ] They have the means to return from death.
[ ] They are a sergal or part sergal.
[ ] They are full dragon.
[ ] They are part-dragon.
[ ] They are an angel, deity or demigod.
[ ] They are a demon.
[ ] They are not a demon, but are part-demon.
[ ] They are a licensed pop-culture species (argonian, dragonborn, khajiit, gnoll, Starbound avian, Pokemon, etc).
[ ] Their parents are from two normally incompatible species.
[ ] They are a species that most people would find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance lessens that threat.
[ ] They are a species that most people would find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance negates that threat entirely.
[ ] They are a species that most people do not find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance or ferocity is altered to create a threat.
[ ] Their blood is a color other than red.
[ ] Any part of their body glows.
[ ] 10% or more of their body glows.
[ ] 50% or more of their body glows.
[ ] They somehow have actual tattoos (not painted markings) on fur/feathers.
[ ] They have a highly unusual curse or disability.
[ ] They have multiple highly unusual curses or disabilities.
[ ] They are a hermaphrodite.
[ ] They are a hermaphrodite with full sets of functional testes and ovaries.
[ ] They prefer hermaphrodite pronouns (sie, hir, etc).
[ ] They are transgender via magic, birth, etc rather than hormone treatments.
[ ] They have swapped sex via magic.
[ ] They are child-sized, but are an adult.
[x] They are self-labeled in any way as "more scientifically accurate".
[x] They have a penis larger than 10 inches. (this might change! working on more anatomical details :P )
[ ] They have a penis larger than 15 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 20 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 25 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 30 inches.
[ ] Their penis is five inches or smaller, and the smallness of it is emphasized.
[ ] They have a breast size of DD or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of E or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of F or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of G or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of H or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of A or smaller, and it is a source of lament.
[ ] They have more than one pair of breasts.
[ ] They have three or more pairs of breasts.
[ ] They are an anthro female or fem-herm lizard/serpent/reptile/avian with no breasts.
[ ] They have more than one penis, and it is not a normal trait of their species.
[ ] They have a knot, but are not a canid.
[ ] Their penis does not match their species.
[x] They ejaculate a cup or more. (but this is a natural amount for the species)
[ ] They ejaculate a liter or more.
[ ] They ejaculate a gallon or more.
[ ] Their sexual fluids are an abnormal color.
[ ] Their sexual fluids have an abnormal flavor.

Total: 4

1-10: Not a Furry Sue
Your character is most likely normal. They may have a few oddities or minor extremes, but not enough to add up to anything too crazy.

11-20: Maybe a little Furry Sue
Your character could be kind of a Furry Sue, but if they don't have any extremes, they could just be interesting. This is the gray area of Furry Sue-dom.

21-30: Strongly Furry Sue
You might want to dial your character down a bit. While they may not necessarily be ridiculous, they've clearly had too many qualities added on, and it could be a sign of bad taste or a desire for them to be a little too special or "extreme".

30+: Definitely Furry Sue
Your character is a Furry Sue. You should feel ashamed of yourself.

Check all that apply


Like the last one, this is for your sona :3

[ ] They are possessed by an angel(long, involved story)
[ ] They are possessed by a demon
[ ] They are a werewolf/vampire/faerie
[ ] They are physically strong.
[ x] They have a rare hair/fur color (Yes, my Cat Character is Pink and Purple
[x] Their eyes are an unusual color (Unusual for a Ragdoll Cat, her eyes are Brown, Ragdoll Eyes are supposed to be blue)
[ ] This happens to be red
[ ] Their eyes change color
[ ] They have wings
[ ] They can grow extra body parts/shapeshift
[ ] They are immortal
[ ] (if a female) they have large boobs
[ ] (if a male) they are very muscular
[ ] They are very attractive to the opposite gender.
[x] They are telekinetic/pyrokinetic/etc (Occasionally she is a Mage)
[x] They have sixth sense/can mind-read/etc (Yes, she is Psychic)
[ ] They have an object of some sort that gives them powers
[x ] They have a special ability/power, but they don't know about it yet (She learns about it over the course of her lifetime)
[ x] They were bestowed/cursed with these powers
[ ] They are a healer
[ ] They are from a very rich/royal family
[ ] They don't know that they are from a very rich/royal background
[] They have lost one/both of their parents
[ ] They ran away from home
[ ] Their parents are cruel, uncaring, abusive etc.
[] They witnessed one/both of their parent's death
[ ] They are part angel/demon/faerie/some other mythical creature
[] They never knew their parents
[ ] They were abused/spoiled as a child
[ ] They are very attractive to the same gender
[x ] They have lots of friends/no friends (This one is more due to my Fictional Furries' culture, they have a broad definaition of the word 'friend')
[ ] They are emo/cutesy
[ ] They look much younger/older than they really are.
[x] They are currently in a relationship
[ ] They have lots of morals and state them a fair bit for example: 'I would rather be with my friends than with my boyfriend/girlfriend' 'Nothing matters more to me than my friends/family' 'I wouldn't hesitate to die in place of a friend' etc. It's fine if your OC has these beliefs/values, but if they constantly say them out loud/preach them to others, then we have a problem.
[x] They have a mental disorder (Asperger's) (Kind of, sort of, Humanimals don't really have 'Asperger's' as genetically engineered Animals, some have difficulties 'acting human' for the sake of the Humans they interact with, my OC doesn't have Asperger's she has 'Nature's Touch'
[ ] They have an emotional disorder
[ ] They struggle to stay sane
[ ] They are a psycho
[ ] They have multiple personalities
[x] They are very intelligent (She's a Nerd)
[ ] They have hallucinations
[ ] They can summon spirits/demons/angels etc.
[ ] They have an unusual/unrealistic pet
[ ] They have a guardian spirit
[ ] They have a 'special type' of soul
[ ] Their soul is not the same as them
[x ] They can talk to spirits/ghosts (Cats in my Universe all have the ability to talk to ghosts)
[ ] Some part of their body glows
[x] They have a rare/unusual name (Doesn Marzipan count?)
[] They were born on an important date, such as New Year's Eve, Midsummers Night, The Winter Solstace etc.
[ ] They have a twin/sibling that they were separated from at birth/a young age
[ ] They are connected with a certain element (namely the sun)
[ ] They are connected with a certain animal
[ ] They always dress like a certain 'label'
[ ] They look quite a bit like a character from a popular anime/manga
[] They are a race/species that is discriminated against/misunderstood (Humanimals are Animals genetically engeneered to be slaves so that's a given)
[ ] They have a certain power that is misunderstood/feared
[ ] They live/lived on the streets at some point in their lives
[ ] They are hiding from someone/something
[ ] They have a rare blood type
[ ] They cry blood
[ ] Certain noises/smells/situations/etc make their powers activate/give them a nervous breakdown
[ ] They are from a different country to where they live
[ ] They are very mysterious/dark
[ ] They are very lively/happy
[ ] Their mood changes a lot/very quickly
[ x] They are very patient (When she needs to be
[ ] They are from a long line of(of what?)
[] They have a piece of jewelry/clothing that they always wear
[ ] They have amnesia
[ ] They have some sort of permanent medical condition
[ ] The have a curse upon them
[ x] They are involved in some sort of prophecy
[ x] They are 'the chosen one' (She is A chosen one she is the Queen of Mages)
[ ] They have insomnia

Take points off your OCs overall score if they fit any of the following statements:

[ ] They smoke
[ ] They are an alcoholic
[x ] They are overweight
[ ] They are addicted to drugs
[ x] They have a short temper
[ ] They enjoy bullying others
[ ] They do not care much about others
[ ] They are emotionless

With the stress of all this election Business Going on I've been craving a lot of decadent food, Going to Subway quite a bit eating meatball subs and chocolate chip cookies (And occasionally oatmeal raisin cookies)

To the people watching me, I'd like to know, what are your comfort foods? What do you like to nosh on when you're feeling low?

1.) If your fursona had to be a primate, a gorilla

2. I'm already a feline...Little Jellicle Cat me

3.) If your fursona had to be a canine, it'd be an arctic wolf

4.) If your fursona had to be a hoofed animal, it'd be: a sheep

5.) If your fursona had to be a rodent, it'd be: a red squirrel

6.) If your fursona had to be reptile, it'd be: an Egyptian Cobra

7.) If your fursona had to be a marsupial, an Opossum

8.) If your fursona had to be a fish, it'd be: A swordfish

9.) If your fursona had to be an amphibian, it'd be: a poison arrow frog

10.) If your fursona had to be an avian/bird, it'd be: Rockhopper Penguin

11.) If your fursona had to be a creepy crawly, it'd be: um....

12.) If your fursona had to be a hybrid, it'd be: Some natural hybrid like a liger or a zorse

13.) If your fursona had to be a mythical creature, it'd be: A unicorn

14.) If your fursona had to be a Pokemon, it'd be: Rapidash

15.) If your fursona had to be a plant, it'd be: wtf plant? a rose

(Hey guys, sorry for the delay, there have been a few...complications, Anyway here is Part 4)

"Oh...That feels good!"

Bill Brandy moaned with pleasure, as his human lover Samantha sucked on his big bovine member.


'Nice thick human lips' Bill thought to himself as he prepared himself for climax.

He released his full load, it was almost too much for Samantha, she swallowed most of the cum but let the last remaining dribbles fall on her face.

"That was good." Samantha said as she licked her lips "What should we do next?"

Suddenly the sound of heavy footsteps, interrupted their lover's prattle, they were heavy footsteps all right heavier then even Bill's footsteps! Something was up.

"I'll go check." Bill said as he quickly put on a bathrobe and peeked outside

He saw a massive yet very beautiful draft horse fem, she looked like Shire Horse, with the black pelt with a white stripe down the nose. Bill closed the door

"We're in trouble!" Bill said to Samantha "I know this Mare! She's Big Bertha Shire AKA The Male Human Slayer!"

"Male human slayer?" Samantha said

"She has a fetish for Human Men." Bill said "She likes to tie them up and molest them! She could be after Ichabod or Edward right now! We've got to warn them!"

WHO IS BIG BERTHA HUNTING?
A. Ichabod
B. Edward
C. Another Human Male

The story continues...

"Well all right..." Marzipan said unsure as she grabbed the bamboo cane "If you really want to do this..."

"Rest assured I do..." Ichabod said as he got in position, leaning over the bed with his posterior sticking out.

Ichabod and Marzipan were newbies to this whole 'role play' thing They had trouble grasping certain concepts like a safeword. Marzipan in particular found the safeword concept puzzling, why say some arbitrary nonsense like 'banana' or 'palomino' when you could just say stop instead? Ichabod explained that the reason there is a safeword is so the bottom could say 'stop' in mock protest without the top actually stopping, Marzipan understood but still she didn't understand why one would say 'stop' and not mean it.

So the safeword for them was simply 'stop' Marzipan also had trouble with getting into her role of punisher, she didn't like being mean or even pretending to be mean, so it was hard for her to come up with mean things to say during spanking sessions.

The caning was beginning, Ichabod was taut and ready for action, Marzipan held the cane up high.

"Get ready to meet your doom!" The Cat Fem shouted as she brought the cane on Ichabod's bottom with a thundering smack.

"Ah!" Ichabod gasped with delight "That feels good!"

"Does it now?" Marzipan purred as she raised the cane again "It won't feel good for very long!"

She brought the cane for another thundering smack on his ass, Ichabod chuckled and Marzipan wondered just what went through that masochistic mind of his.

"This is for getting into the catnip!"

'SMACK'

"This is for not telling me you were Half Elf!

'SMACK'

"And this is for cheating on me with that Unicorn!"

She smacked him on the ass, but that time Ichabod didn't laugh, or gasp he started to cry!

"Oh Ichabod!" Marzipan exclaimed dropping the cane "Did I hit you too hard that time?"

"No it isn't that." Ichabod said "It's just...why did you half to bring that up?"

"You mean...The thing you did with Uni?" Marzipan asked

"Marzipan, I wasn't in control of myself that night!" Ichabod said rubbing his fanny with his hands "I truly regret cheating on you that night and...I just got a wave of bad memories!"

"I'm sorry." Marzipan said "I...Just didn't know what to say...I'm new to this whole role play thing."

"It's OK." Ichabod said as he wiped away a tear...I want you to know you are the only one I love, I promise never to stray from you again."

Unfortunately for the couple, some Furry Fem was watching them from the shadows, this was a furry girl with a fetish for human men and she was determined to take what she wanted!

What species is the furry fem fatale?

A. A Jackrabbit
B. A Meerkat
C. A Horse.
D. A Giraffe
E. An Okapi
F. A Kangaroo
I. A Bird
J. A Raccoon

All right, Thank you all my loyal... viewer and now an with the show.

Jim Buckwheat and Jordan Celt were two very loyal sweethearts, both swore they would love each other till death do they part and both swore they would not lose their virginity until they were married.

However...The Humanimal definition of 'virginity' was much looser then the Human version

In fact there was nothing even loosely wrong with two young lovers masturbating each other as far as Humanimal law was concerned

"Oh...Jordan." Jim murred as he rubbed his soft fluffy tail over his girlfriend's pussy lips, "You are the most delicate the most sensuous the most beautiful doe who ever lived!"

"And you Jim..." Jordan crooned as she grabbed his warm shaft "As the most handsome buck the world has ever known!"

"Hang on!" Jim said as he reached for his suitcase..."I think I have a way to make things more interesting!"

Jordan was silent as Jim got out a little canister of jam from his suitcase.

"We can lick this off each other!" Jim said

"Um...Jim." Jordan said slowly "I hate to be a wet blanket but...If you put jam or other sticky sweet stuff on your privates, you can get a yeast infection."

"Oh." Jim said "...Really? I never really heard of that stuff happening in the erotic stories I read."

"Most of that stuff is fictional, Jordan said "Not real accounts of real lovers...I had a similar thought before we went on vacation and checked the web to see if their were any health risks..."

She noticed Jim's crestfallen look and held his chin up with her fingers.

"Don't worry!" She said "Hope is not lost, we can't use jam, but we can use flavored water!"

"Flavored water?" Jim cocked his head quizzically "Like...what the hummingbirds eat?"

"Don't worry," Jordan said "It's a lot more fun-and tasty- then it sounds! What's your favorite flavor? Mine is cinnamon!"

Meanwhile Marzipan and Ichabod had stripped down to the nude and were trying to decide how they should occupy the time before supper.

"Well I personally would like to tickle and massage your feet." Marzipan said

"We've been doing a lot of foot stuff recently." Ichabod said "I feel like I'm overdue for a good spanking."

Marzipan sighed, Ichabod loved being spanked but unfortunately he was a real hard ass literally. Her soft delicate paw almost always got worn out before she could bring him to climax."

"If it hurts your paw to much I think I can help with that." Ichabod said he reached for his bag and got out a bamboo cane.

"Really?" Marzipan asked "You want me to hit you with that?"

Ichabod blushed "I like the way it feels."

WHAT DO MARZIPAN AND ICHABOD DECIDE ON?
A. Marzipan tickles and foot worships Ichabod.
B. Ichabod gets a caning from Marzipan.
C. They both decide to do something else entirely.

"It's so nice you got us reservations at the most expensive inn on Planet Black Beauty!"

Marzipan had every right to be impressed, the Victorian Beauty was one of the most expensive inns in the known universe, in the room Marzipan and Ichabod were going to sleep in there was a fireplace, a king size bed and books and knick knacks all over the walls.

"Yes." Ichabod said "It is rather nice." Ichabod put down his heavy suitcase and rubbed his sore back. The young human boy had been getting stronger and stronger ever since he joined the Fellowship crew, but still he was the thinnest and weakest, he looked over at Marzipan.

"I know you're planning something devious." He chuckled 'Come on spit it out, what are you thinking?"

The Pink and Purple Cat Fem licked her lips and grinned

"I've got a really wicked idea that could get us in a lot of trouble."

Ichabod suddenly became very embarrassed "Marzi!" He could barely squeak "I know we wanted a romantic vacation but we have to control our urges!"

"No Ichabod..." Marzipan's voice still a sultry purr "Let's do it...LET'S CALL ROOM SERVICE"

"Oh!" Ichabod breathed a sigh of relief "You really had me going there for a second." Meanwhile

Meanwhile another mixed couple, a Bull Boy named Bill Brandy and a Human Girl known as Samantha Star were also getting settled into their posh Victorian room.

"I tell ya Sammy the food on this planet is to die for!" Bills said as he hefted a suitcase on to the bed.

'Do you really think I'll be able to eat it though?" Samantha asked timidly "I haven't eaten human food in so long..."

"Don't you worry so much!" Bill said as he took off his shirt revealing his manly chest. "I'll help you rediscover the joys of human food, or at the very least the vegetarian human food..."

"Do you think Ichabod and Marzipan are already ordering food food?" Samantha asked

"I don't doubt it!" Bill said with a huff "With those two gluttons it's a miracle we have any food in our spaceship!""

"As that was being said Ichabod and Marzipan were stuffing themselves full of food

"I can't believe we ordered so much!" Marzipan exclaimed as she munched on a tuna fish sandwich

"Yeah I know." Ichabod chuckled "Matoaka will be so mad at us!" Ichabod then took two cherries from a bowl of fruit , popped them in his mouth, he munched the fruit, spat out the pits and tied the stems together with his tongue.
Marzipan was impressed "How..." She began to say

Ichabod chuckled "I have some talents I never told you about."

Marzipan purred her paw on his cheek, "I want to see what else you can do with that tongue." She murred.

Meanwhile another couple, two red squirrels, Jim Buckwheat and Jordan Celt wasted no time getting down to brass tacks.

WHAT ARE JIM AND JORDAN DOING?

A: Stuffing their faces with food
B. Making out
C. Mutual Masturbation.

Since creating an original character for an erotic story turned out to be a complete and total flop, I'm just going to make an interactive erotic story, featuring my own standby characters.

I got the idea from Felixpath, only this erotic story is not going to be focused on snuff or erotic asphyxiation or other such things, it's just meant to be a fun, humorous erotic story with fetishes like spanking, tickling and maybe the occasional bee sting.

I should be putting up the first part today just as soon as I can feel a little more woken up

OK This is not a divide into species I like vs species I don't like, this simply a breaking down of species that make me horny vs species that don't make me horny

Species that make me horny
Bovines
Horses
Sheep
Deer
Antelopes
Zebras
Giraffes
Goats
Squirrels
Rabbits
Raccoons
Skunks
Bears
Seals
Kangaroos
Birds of Prey
Herons
Birds in General.

Species that don't make me horny (But I like just the same)
Primates
Felines
Canines
Reptiles
Amphibians
Insects

And...That's pretty much it

I have finally done it...I'm doing a Meme!

We've all seen what you can do, now lets see what makes you tick. :) Answer the following questions (honestly!) and share with the world who you really are. Ready? Go!

1. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? What's your name?
Amanda Franken

2. How tall are you?
I can't remember, I'm not good with numbers

3. Natural hair color? (if you can remember it)
Dark brown.

3. What about eye color?
Brown.

4. What orientation are you?
I'm presumably Heterosexual, But I've had Bi-Curious moments, I often joke I'm Toonsexual as all my crushes thus far have been cartoon characters.

5. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Single.

6. What do you do in your spare time?
I read, I write, I draw, I surf the web, I occasionally play video games but I'm not very good and I never win.

7. What's your job?
I'm currently learning how to make movies

8. What's one thing you like about yourself?
My imagination

9. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
I'm angry a lot

10. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
I'm weird.

Good! Hold on, yer coming up on some deeper questions now... ready?

11. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
I'm agnostic, Part of me would like to believe in things like an afterlife but I'm not going to change my ways just to get it

12. Do you drink?
No.

13. Do you smoke?
Hecks No!

14. What are your fears?
Heights, Sudden noises in the silence, Being alone, Death

15. What are your dreams/goals?
I wish to make a story that changes the world.

16 .Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
Unless you count cartoon characters no.

Almost done!!! Time for some lighter topics now :D

17. Who's your best bud?
No one really, I'm pretty much a loner

18. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Chocolate, or a bowl of milk and cereal.

19. Favorite drink?
Diet Coke.

20. Favorite color?
Green or Blue.

21. If you had any super power, what would it be?
The ability to make things burst into flame.

22. Favorite movie?
Watership Down.

23. Least favorite food?
Mustard.

24. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
Lattice top apple pie with a mountain of whipped cream on top.

25. What do you drive/wish you drove?
I can't drive and I don't want to drive.

Last 5 questions. You're in the homestretch, come on, you can make it! Lets see what gets under your skin.

26. Most disliked bug?
Any bug really

27. Most hated pet peeves?
Dishonesty.

28. Dislike in life?
Obnoxious People.

29. Most annoying?
Reality TV.

30. Most disliked TV show?
"Anything aimed at 'adults' these days. I mean kid's shows like My Little Pony FiM and Phineas and Ferb are actually pretty damn good, But shows aimed at adults these days are more juvenile then the shows aimed at kids!

Alright...Thanks for all your...vote? Anyway here is what you created

A small male stands before you, he is short, but toned, nice firm arms, legs and chest, but his most attractive feature seems to be his eyes, they sparkle in the sunlight and seem to draw you in...

Now...This guy needs a species pronto! Any species will do...Just throw the idea out there!

OK, after some advice from a friend, I decided to try and have viewers create a character for me.

Let's start with a male character, What does this male character look like?

(Don't worry about species, we'll get to that in the next part of the workshop)

First, what size is he.

A.Short
B.Medium
C.Tall

Second, what is his build?

A.Thin
B.Chubby.
C.Toned.
D.Buff

What is his sexiest feature?

A.Eyes
B.Smile
C.Cock
D.Ass
E. Footpaws
F.Other (Email me)

I have a few people watching me, Part of me is wondering, Why do I post stories if nobody so much as comments on them? Well part of me would like to try doing something for a little fun.

First I would like to do a Create a Character Workshop, where we build a character piece by piece in hopes of creating something really unique!

Another thing I would like to do is an interactive story, Where I post them in journal form and at the end of each chapter I have a variety of options where my beloved viewers decide what to do next.

Peace

First off to all the people I promised I would include in a story, I'm sorry but currently every computer I own will not allow me to post stuff on FA or else I would have done it by now

Anyway I am curious what is the best meal you ever had? What is your all time favorite food?

Me...I love a good lattice top apple pie with whipped cream on top

I recently read a story on fanfiction.net called 'The PhanPhiction Acadamy' or something like that basicly a means of teaching all the hormonal adolesants how to write good fanfiction for Phantom of the Opera

I had a thought...A school for bad furry fanfic writers (Though what a furry deems a bad fanfic I'm not quite sure)

Hey Everybody! This is a special message for all the people who are watching me!

Thank you so much! Your attetion really means alot to me, so because of that I would like to give you a gift

How would you like your fursona to guest star in an episode of Space Trek?

Need to come up with ideas for my Space Trek series.

I'm open to suggestion from the Audiance, It will be just like scenes from a hat!

All right here is the discription of the Snake

The Male Snake that stands before you is six feet tall not too tall not too short, He is blue green with a white belly He has no hair, but has some interesting black stripes crisscrossing his head as if he once had some.
Golden glimmer, there is a small ring on his left nipple, he turns around, on the small of his ack there is a tattoo of a big bloody eyeball, on both his shoulders are red-barbed wire tattoos
He lifts one foot to reveal his feet has two toes, each toe has a dark claw and is extremely bendy

Now the snake needs a name, throw in any name you want